Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"Japan opposes war and all violent solutions to problems."

Taiwanese people are overjoyed.

However, the Vice Minister for Foreign Affairs then offered an explanation:

"If you believe that you have been subjected to a tangible threat of war in the tensions related to the Taiwan Strait, such as the construction of uncovered missile bases, artillery emplacements, radar stations, or other military facilities near your home, you can take photos and inform the Japanese side. The Japanese side will open the door to refuge for residents in the Taiwan Strait crisis. With your household registration, address, and verifiable photos of war weapons, you can apply for asylum status in Japan for 1-3 years. You can then legally work, pay social security, and purchase property in Japan."

At first glance, it seems quite fair.

But who is on the offensive and who is on the defensive?

Will people from mainland China go to Japan because of this?

Taiwan's people are unfortunate souls who have been held hostage by the DPP's armed policies.

"Ok?"

The Taiwanese authorities were immediately thrown into disarray.

Is this your support?

Is this your way of offering support, or are you trying to stab me in the back?

Taiwanese people quickly began to mobilize.

Taiwanese passport holders can travel to Japan visa-free for 90 days. Therefore, the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs suggested that they fly directly to the designated location first, and then submit evidence to apply for asylum.

Suddenly, news of asset sales was everywhere in Taiwan.

Taiwan's stock market, real estate market, and secondary market even experienced a stampede-like exodus at one point.

Sell ​​early and escape early; sell late and suffer losses later.

In less than half a day, all the missile, radar, artillery, and armory outposts that the Taiwanese military had built extensively in residential areas of Taiwan were photographed and forwarded by Taiwanese people who were trying to escape to Japan to avoid the war in the Taiwan Strait, and then handed over to the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Then, these millions of photos were packaged up by the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs and sent to the Chinese Embassy in Japan.

The Chinese ambassador looked completely bewildered.

"what is this?"

Foreign Ministry official replied:

"These are photos and data submitted by residents from Taiwan who applied for asylum in Japan, regarding 'military facilities hidden in residential areas'."

The Chinese ambassador was even more confused:

"So what are you doing here...?"

The Foreign Ministry commissioner replied:

"To prevent misjudgment and to eliminate the abuse of refugee status, we hope that through the joint efforts of China and Japan, we can mitigate the risk of war in the Taiwan Strait situation. Therefore, we hope to carefully analyze with the Chinese side which of these photos are of the Taiwanese military's armory and which are fake or fabricated photos."

Isn't this tantamount to directly selling out information about the Taiwanese military?

This...this left even the embassy at a loss for words, prompting them to hurriedly seek assistance from their superiors.

The superiors continued to report.

Then, the highest level made the final decision to dispatch a working group of relevant personnel from the People's Liberation Army to Japan to conduct a cooperative assessment.

Finally, the Chinese and Japanese foreign ministries reached an agreement to establish a working group specifically for "ensuring stability in the Taiwan Strait," used to exchange photographic evidence of Taiwanese military personnel hiding in residential areas. (The remaining text appears to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated gibberish.)

After learning that Li Xinghe had pulled this stunt—removing Taiwanese immigrants while handing over all the data on Taiwanese military weapons hidden in residential areas to China—netizens were completely impressed.

It has to be Li Xinghe; he always has such a wildly imaginative, tightrope-walking imagination.

Netizens commented:

"Damn it, we should really put a nuclear bomb on Li Xinghe's ancestral grave to celebrate."

"Protecting Li Xinghe's ancestral graves is of utmost urgency. Destroying his ancestral graves is also of utmost urgency."

"Li Xinghe, a patriot who disrupts the country, a national fanatic among national heroes."

Amidst a massive surge, hundreds of thousands of Taiwanese immigrants flocked to Japan.

Taiwan lodged a strong protest with Li Xinghe:

"This infringes upon Taiwan's legitimate right to self-defense!"

Lee Hsing-ha instructed the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry to respond to Taiwan's criticism:

"If TSMC wants to relocate its factories to a safer location, Japan can provide more than 5000 billion yen in subsidies free of charge. The Japanese government is open-minded and welcoming to all Taiwanese companies that want to develop in Japan."

In any case, the intervention of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces in Taiwan is absolutely out of the question. However, if Taiwanese businesses or residents wish to settle in Japan to support Li Xinghe's population adjustment project, then Li Xinghe would welcome them wholeheartedly.

This punch caught the Taiwanese military completely off guard.

Wherever they built bunkers, the residents there would flee to Japan in fear. Once they arrived in Japan, they would hand over photos, and Japan would then supply the weapons arsenal data to the CCP Central Committee. In effect, they were selling out the Taiwanese military and the pro-independence camp, paying protection money to the CCP.

How can we then implement the Ukraine model and carry out scorched earth warfare?

If you dare to make the repairs, ordinary Taiwanese residents will take photos and run away for their own safety.

The staunch pro-independence eunuchs in Taiwan were almost driven to their deaths by Li Xinghe.

It is said that Lai, the eunuch, kept insulting Li Xinghe in Taipei:

"Li Xinghe, you're not even human!"

Chapter 747: Holding a Grand Ceremony for Merit and Marrying a Masturbator (5300 words)

Taking advantage of the birth of the first Chinese-American heir to the throne in the new century, Japan officially promulgated a number of laws related to immigration.

Special naturalization agreement – ​​specifically for ethnic Chinese in Southeast Asia to obtain Japanese citizenship, providing a one-stop service from language school to designated job.

Taiwan Strait Crisis Asylum Agreement – ​​Specifically designed for the relocation of Taiwanese refugees during the Taiwan Strait crisis.

Because he couldn't bear to leave his homeland, Li Xinghe introduced an even more amazing policy:

Temporary refuge loan.

In short, Taiwanese refugees can pledge their assets as collateral and deposit them with several Japanese banks in Taiwan. They can then withdraw a small portion of these assets to start a new life in Japan. After the Taiwan Strait crisis ends in 1-3 years, if they want to return to Taiwan, they can sell their Japanese assets and go back. If they want to stay in Japan, it's essentially a dead asset, and they can use a portion of the proceeds to buy property in Japan.

Lee Sung-ha posted on social media:

"Isn't this great? You can flexibly decide whether to stay in Japan or Taiwan, and you can also flexibly switch between Chinese and Japanese citizenship. Let me tell you, you're making a killing, okay? I'm giving you start-up capital in Japan to start over; I'm already an angel on earth, considering I just had my son."

Indeed, judging from the policies alone, Li Xinghe is already a very kind and benevolent person.

However, in reality, the Japanese banks in Taiwan naturally offer significant discounts when charging conversion fees. After all, Taiwan is currently experiencing a double downturn in both stocks and real estate, and the fewer people there are, the lower the prices. Those who want to mortgage their assets to go to Japan have to spend a large sum of money. When they arrive with their designated plane tickets, they will find that even their job positions are designated. Farmers, transport workers, mechanics, cooks, and ride-hailing drivers are the positions with the most labor shortage.

The Chinese Foreign Ministry has not commented on this.

Mainland netizens love watching Li Xinghe repeatedly harass the pro-independence camp on the island, defeating them one by one until they are powerless.

Even ordinary passersby could see that Li Xinghe had no intention of defending Taiwan; instead, like the United States, he harbored the idea of ​​emptying the island. Indeed, as Li Xinghe had invited, Taiwanese companies secretly approached officials from Japan's Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry to inquire about the subsidies they could receive if they temporarily relocated.

The island was filled with curses directed at Li Xinghe.

"Li Xinghe, a piece of trash among men! Li Xinghe, a traitor!"

Even within the KMT's resistance faction, a split has emerged. One group condemns Li Xinghe as a "traitor" because he betrayed vital defense intelligence of the Taiwanese military to the CCP. The other group feels that if things truly reach a point where they can no longer bear to speak out, moving to Japan with their belongings would be a viable way to survive.

Then, they started fighting amongst themselves. The local faction called the relocation faction "Japanese collaborators," while the relocation faction called the local faction "blue-skinned green-boned traitors."

As for the moderates within the KMT, the situation was even more chaotic. Various factions, some half-red and half-blue, some half-blue and half-green, and even some with red, green, and blue ideologies intertwined, crowded together with all sorts of thoughts, praising or criticizing Li Xinghe in the newspapers.

The pro-independence camp has become extremely radicalized due to its repeated "internal spies."

Radical elements within the pro-independence camp have been relentlessly attacking Li Xinghe in the media:

"We should report his betrayal of Taiwan to the United States! Let the United States see his betrayal of us."

We should give a big shout-out to our American daddy!

Although everyone knows that Li Xinghe and Wan Si are still having conflicts.

Conservative elements within the pro-independence camp clamored online: 'Anyone who listened to Li Xinghe's threats and emigrated to Japan is a traitor to Taiwan! They should all be arrested! First, arrest those Taiwanese traitors who want to move their factories to Japan!'

This is everyday life in Taiwan: labeling each other, then starting to hunt down traitors. The more traitors are caught, the more they seem to be caught, but it's as if everyone is a traitor. It's been like this ever since the KMT's April 412 purge.

Li Xinghe was happy to see them cursing.

The more they criticize on the island, the more ordinary people will lose their temper.

The general public, caught in the frenzy of public opinion, might be realizing for the first time: 'Oh, a missile base is built right next to my house? An weapons depot is right next to my house?'

Then, they either can't leave their hometown and have to swallow their pain and pretend they didn't see anything; or they try to sell their house and car and move to Fujian or Japan to seek a moment of peace.

Anyway, on this small island, countless political factions are tearing each other apart like mad dogs. No one knows what will happen in the end, but since the surrounding factions are biting each other so fiercely, they can only be even more frantic.

The island was filled with howling and barking.

Li Xinghe, bored, issued a warning:

“If you keep babbling, I’ll recruit pro-unification Taiwanese and indigenous peoples into the army.”

The pro-unification faction is, of course, a mixed bag, making it difficult to discern how many are subtly aligned with either the KMT or DPP. However, the agenda of the various indigenous groups in Taiwan's mountains is simpler: they simply want revenge for the deaths they suffered, and to take the lives of Taiwanese people.

Both the KMT and DPP camps hastily launched into angry attacks:

"Li Xinghe is a former imperialist! That's why he went to recruit barbarians."

This involves a little bit of background information. The Kuomintang government in Taiwan inherited the Taiwan policy of the Ming and Qing governments, severely suppressing the local indigenous peoples. However, after the Japanese imperialists came in, they controlled and suppressed all indigenous groups equally, and in doing so, they won over many of the Taiwanese indigenous peoples. This is why the Taiwanese indigenous peoples developed a unique ideology that was simultaneously close to both Japan and the Chinese Communist Party.

But Li Xinghe was more outspoken:

“You remnants of the Kuomintang dare to call me a Japanese imperialist? I think what you’ve done is no different from what Japanese imperialists have done. If I can reopen the Tokyo Trials and try the Japanese war criminals, I’ll drag you up there for a trial.”

People exclaimed: Awesome!

He's cursing himself, that's intense.

The Japanese media remained completely silent.

Even academics find Li Xinghe's bizarre idea of ​​restarting the Tokyo Trials terrifying. If the trials are restarted and expanded, many currently active political families will be ousted. Moreover, the current rapid shifts in academic and textbook reforms are already causing headaches; please, don't drive everyone crazy.

……

The infighting among political factions on the island could not interfere with Li Xinghe's decision to siphon off residents from the island, so more Taiwanese began to emigrate.

Li Xinghe, who has been stationed at the Royal Hospital recently, works at the hospital.

Natasha stuck out her tongue and skipped over:

"A Russian scholar who supports the Tsarist movement wants to visit you to learn about your views on Russian politics." (The rest of the text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the initial statement.)

Li Xinghe immediately refused:

"I don't see them. These people are definitely trying to incite Tsarist Russians to continue their attack on Ukraine."

Within the next few years, the second phase of the Ukraine war is inevitable. The pro-Russian elements will certainly continue their attempts to act independently until Ukraine is completely annihilated. As Europe continues to invest defense resources in Ukraine, which is already under ceasefire and divided and controlled, and is actively engaged in "arming the Rhineland," the pro-Russian elements are already restless. They feel it's time to deliver a decisive blow and simply flatten Ukraine.

Consequently, many Tsarist Russians have gone abroad to wage propaganda and mobilize support. Besides China and India, now that they see Li Xinghe's independence agenda, they are also approaching him to incite others.

Natasha said shyly:

"But we have taken a lot of oil after all... and we are currently doing business exporting Japanese cars to the Far East..."

The implication is that these people are pro-Russian elements on the oil trading line.

It's now a consensus across Japan's energy supply industry that the Niigata oil project is in trouble. That scoundrel Li Xinghe's offshore drilling platforms were all installed by Chinese companies, and after installation, they started producing tons of "bare oil." Initially, production was only tens of thousands of barrels, but now that they've stopped operating, they're producing millions of barrels a month.

Which oil field in Japan could produce this level of output? Anyone with a little common sense knows that this is Li Xinghe's secret trading port with Russia.

"That's settled then. I'll meet with them when I have time. Also, send this list of radical Tsarist Russia members to the Kremlin and let United Russia figure it out themselves."

Li Xinghe had a headache.

Russia is truly a crazy hodgepodge of ideologies.

It can only be said that the Russian war machine will begin to spiral out of control when Putin steps down. This is something that technocrats like Lavrov, Shoigu, and Nabiullina cannot stop.

The Joint Operations Command also arrived.

The Self-Defense Forces are still working on the "First Plan of the New Defense Program Outline".

The JMSDF's plans are almost complete. Following Li Xinghe's orders, construction has begun on the hull of the Shinano, along with the construction of five missile destroyers and five general-purpose destroyers. The plan, the Maru-ichi Project, aims to enhance missile capabilities by utilizing the legendary 'Japan-Africa Missile Technology Research Institute.'

The JASDF also has its own plan, namely the fifth-generation fighter jet assembly project, which has already been announced. With the assistance of Korea Aerospace Industries, the improved twin-engine F-15 will be built.

Lu Zifa is the only one who is confused now.

Their funds were limited, but their numbers were large. Aside from providing extra meals for the ordinary soldiers, there seemed to be nothing else.