Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Li Xinghe proposed to the entire United Nations:

"Although it sounds outrageous, we should think about it carefully. This is a place that the United Nations has spent billions of dollars to save. It is so rotten that it has long been an anarchic region, comparable to the Burma of the Americas. Why can't the United States step in to solve it? We should know that the United States has cleaned up the aftermath of many crises in the history of Haiti. Now the United States should continue to clean up the aftermath."

Haiti is terrible, but Trump happens to be terrible too. Haiti is a cesspool country, and Trump is a cesspool president. Haiti is full of black gangs, and Trump leads a group of extreme Maga groups. Haiti's economy is in complete disarray, and Trump happens to be good at hyping up and ruining the economy. Haiti's GDP per capita is practically zero, which is perfect for Trump to act erratically.

Is life happy being the boss of a group of black men on a small island?

For Trump's far-right Maga supporters, that was an incredibly happy historical memory (referring to the whipping of black cotton pickers).

"Please vote."

Then, Li Xinghe's proposal was rejected.

Of course... it's impossible for it to pass.

How can the United Nations openly support a former US president who leads his far-right armed guard to invade a Black nation? This involves a serious crisis of sovereignty and human rights.

Although, in reality, the current anarchy in Haiti has long since escalated into a large-scale human rights crisis.

However, after the meeting, the proposal to send troops to Haiti and elevate the Trump family to the position of "kings of the cesspool" received tacit approval from many people in private.

Many politicians discussed this privately:

"Won't Li Xinghe send his troops to do it himself?"

"If Li Xinghe were to send troops himself, the United Nations would at most only condemn him and would not take any further action. Instead, it should further reopen investment support."

There's no way around it; Haiti is so rotten that even the United Nations is unwilling to invest any more money in it. The fact that Haitian politics and mafia families have held 1300 million people hostage and are coercing the UN for funds suggests that everyone's bottom line has already been reached.

The United Nations does indeed have a small expectation.

At least Trump can get things done.

Even if Trump is incompetent, Li Xinghe has demonstrated outstanding qualities in numerous political struggles. It would be better for him to manage Hispaniola than for Hispaniola to be without government, right?

Regardless, Haiti is a small Caribbean island nation of 27,800 square kilometers, with a population of 13 million and a GDP per capita of less than $2,000. Its depravity is comparable only to Myanmar, a country in Asia so bad it's practically a cesspool, with both China and India fearing its potential for explosion.

The only difference is that Haiti is an island nation, so even if things are terrible, it can keep its problems to itself. Myanmar, however, shares thousands of kilometers of border with China and India. After the devastating Naypyidaw earthquake in 2025, it descended into a living hell. The government forces did not provide any disaster relief, instead watching as the Burmese and other ethnic civilians starved and died in the disaster area. This genocidal act of rotting and decaying is something that could truly drive millions of refugees across the border to China and India, creating a humanitarian crisis.

Therefore, if Li Xinghe can manage Hispaniola well, he can then launch a powerful attack on Myanmar, a country with millions of ethnic Chinese, and even Thailand, a country with nearly 20 million ethnic Chinese and an unstable political situation.

Chapter 740: Trump and Chiang Kai-shek said, East Asians are counterattacking the Americas! (5800 words)

Li Xinghe's act of verbally abusing Vance at the United Nations has spread around the world.

The New York Times Commentary:

"Li Xinghe, the most shameless man in the world. It's hard to imagine what this guy, who is said to be of mixed heritage from four countries, inherited from his father's career."

Supporters of both parties in the United States have various opinions about Li Xinghe.

His unwavering loyalty to Trump has drawn various opinions, including "barely acceptable," "populist," "Trump's loyal dog," and "Asian monster." Consequently, even Western media outlets are roughly divided into three camps: one that wishes him dead, one that cheers him on, and one that both wants him dead and praises him.

While global media outlets are arguing, East Asian media outlets have different perspectives.

The Chosun Ilbo provided Lee Sung-ha with the highest level of protection:

“Li Xinghe angrily denounced the US president at the United Nations. Vance was red-faced and unable to answer, looking around shamelessly.”

Vance didn't answer; he couldn't win an argument with Li Xinghe.

On the question of whether to be dutiful to their American father or to defend South Korea's national dignity, South Korea has never been able to provide a complete answer, always forced to choose between loyalty to the US and loyalty to South Korea. Now, they no longer need so many choices, because loyalty to Lee Sung-ha and the defense of South Korea are unified.

Now he has fulfilled both his loyalty to the country and his filial duty.

Japanese media outlets also swallowed their pride and began fiercely defending Japan's financial system.

Yomiuri Shimbun:

"The world's best rulers should not be questioned."

Asahi Shimbun:

"The United States was the bad guy first, and our country has its own position."

Daily News:

Has America lost its confidence?

Sankei Shimbun:

"The financial power of the yen will bring new developments to the CPTPP and BRICS."

Amidst fierce protests from major media outlets, significant cracks have gradually appeared in the long-standing media hegemony over Japan and South Korea.

On the issue of protecting Li Xinghe, independent media outlets from China, Japan, and South Korea have managed to align their goals.

Chinese netizens, with their shared cultural understanding, began searching for Li Xinghe's past statements:

"Based on his past famous quotes, he has watched at least TV series such as 'Lurking,' 'Bright Sword,' and 'Ming Dynasty 1566,' and is fluent in Chinese, with at least two dialects and English, Japanese, Korean, and even some Russian. You say he grew up in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Vancouver, but I doubt he grew up in Xuzhou, Jinan, or Nanjing."

Some people also analyze it from the perspective of political struggle:

"Why is Li Xinghe able to thrive in the US-led world order? Because he has grasped the essence of 'uniting will and protecting the leader'."

In their hindsight analysis, netizens inadvertently discovered many suspicious points about Li Xinghe, and also noticed that the reason why Li Xinghe was able to thrive in the American system for so long was because he had grasped the key figure of Trump.

While the media was engaged in a fierce battle, Li Xinghe remained unmoved and mobilized his troops and manpower.

Enora, a sophisticated and professional woman, knocked on Li Xinghe's door with the results of her negotiations:

"Obama agreed."

"Vans tacitly agreed."

"Several bigwigs from both the Democratic and Republican parties have approved our plan to establish a nation in Haiti and have instructed the U.S. military to provide us with armed helicopters and a landing fleet."

On the consensus of kicking Trump, this big trouble, out of the United States, most political party elites can agree.

Li Xinghe also breathed a sigh of relief and made the decision:

"Prepare troops for our President Trump and let him go to Haiti to be president."

"are you going?"

Enola scratched her long hair.

"I dont go."

Li Xinghe shook his head.

It's not that Li Xinghe looks down on Haiti.

In this cesspool of a country, the actions of Trump and the Maga are considered incredibly progressive. At least they possess some modern governance concepts, and their moral character is barely human.

However, the local gangs in Haiti are nothing more than a bunch of African apes and beasts. Apart from drug trafficking, smuggling, and massacring civilians, they do absolutely nothing but rob and embezzle UN assets.

Enora frowned slightly, feeling that Li Xinghe was being too presumptuous.

Haiti is in such a terrible state, do you really think Trump can cure it?

"Can Trump really rule Haiti?"

Li Xinghe revealed a mysterious smile:

"Who said Trump should personally govern Haiti? Don't I, Li Xinghe, look like a benevolent ruler and a man of principle? Am I not qualified to govern Haiti remotely?"

Is Li Xinghe really looking for a way out for Trump?

Of course not.

Given the Trump family's current miserable state after being driven out of the United States, returning is highly unlikely. At least while Trump is still alive, the American public certainly doesn't want him to return and cause further trouble. Therefore, various forces in the United States will likely tacitly approve Li Xinghe's proposal, which is to let Trump take his Maga Guard to conquer Haiti and become a cesspool president there.

The United Nations also tacitly approves, because Haiti is a typical example of a place where being managed is better than being a rotten piece of garbage. At most, the UN will criticize Li Xinghe for his reckless behavior, but it will definitely increase its funding to support Li Xinghe's landing on the island.

This very special approach will preserve a strategic foothold for Li Xinghe in the Caribbean Sea.

Li Xinghe gazed at the map of the office and began to imagine:

"We, Japan, will support President Trump's cause of establishing a nation in Haiti. We will build airports, military camps, missile bases, and radar stations for Haiti. We will monitor every move of the U.S. Southern Command. We will become an outpost against the Monroe Doctrine. We will keep a close eye on all their actions. If necessary, we should be ready to use Haiti as a springboard to send Trump back to the United States to participate in the American Civil War. And our troops stationed in the Caribbean can assist us at any time in conducting long-range strategic intimidation."

In short, make Haiti Li Xinghe's own Cuba.

You might think this is outrageous, that modern Japan is nowhere near as powerful as the Soviet Union was back then.

However, this may be the world's best matching mechanism, because the United States today is far less capable of execution and organization than the Soviet Union was back then.

The Soviet Union of yesteryear was suited to communist Cuba; now, the rising left wing in Japan is suited to the cesspool nation of Haiti.

At this moment, Takajo Satsuki, who was sitting in the secretary's seat in the room, stuck out her tongue.

Li Xinghe's sharp gaze immediately shot over:

"What? Don't you think my support for Haiti is similar to the Soviet Union's support for Cuba?"

Gaojiao Wuyue joked:

"No. You look more like Yumi Xiaofu to me."

As she spoke, she immediately jumped off the table and ran away.

Li Xinghe looked up in anger:

"Takajo Satsuki! I'm going to spank your little bottom!"

Gao Tiao Wuyue couldn't escape and was pinned down by Li Xinghe's big buttocks.

As they fought, May-chan's eyes welled up with tears, making her look incredibly pitiful.

Finally, it turned into Gao Tiao Wuyue trying to repay the debt of gratitude on Li Xinghe's body, leaving several teeth marks on Da Xinghe with her tiger teeth.

Just then, the phone rang.

The Trump family is very anxious about Li Xinghe's suggestion that Trump conquer Haiti.

Trump himself called:

“G, you’re one of my own. Why are you sending me to Haiti? It’s a cesspool! I’m not a pig in a cesspool!”

It's not quite there, but it's pretty close.

Li Xinghe smiled and explained:

"Mr. President Trump, Haiti may be the 'shithole country' you call it, but isn't such a low-starting white tablecloth... well, a black tablecloth, perfect for you to paint and build a new MAGA nation? Its GDP is low, and with a little governance, you can gain great prestige. People will remember your success, praise you, and then welcome you back to the United States."

He bewitched him, saying:

“I will provide you with substantial economic and military aid, and I will also send a large number of elite Japanese bureaucrats to assist you in governing the island of Haiti. You can accumulate military strength in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, and gather your supporters, and finally take advantage of the fall of Vance’s regime to return to the United States! Just like Napoleon re-landed in Paris!”

Using Napoleon as a metaphor certainly gave Trump a sense of pride and self-satisfaction.

The logical chain of governance, gains, and being respected by the people is also very rigorous.

Li Xinghe still has a trump card:

"Mr. Trump, have you heard the story of Zheng Chenggong?"

Li Xinghe embellished the story of Zheng Chenggong's life for Trump, praising Zheng Chenggong's loyalty and greatness, and saying that Trump could become a figure like Zheng Chenggong in the future.

Across the Southern Ocean in America, there is a loyal king!

While he verbally suggested that Trump establish a second American regime on Hispaniola, Li Xinghe was actually thinking of Chiang Kai-shek, who retreated to Taiwan in 49.

Chiang Kai-shek went bankrupt from stock speculation; Trump went bankrupt six times while running his family business.

Chiang Kai-shek was arrested at Bingjianting, a position between two extremes, perfectly balanced; Trump was also repeatedly prosecuted in New York, thrown into jail, and had his famous prison photo taken, before being placed under house arrest at Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

Chiang Kai-shek had two wives and two mistresses; Trump has also had three wives.

Chiang Kai-shek governed the country through his diaries; Trump governs the country through Twitter.

Chiang Kai-shek expanded territory on maps; Trump, too, is expanding territory in his mind by chanting the slogan of annexing Greenland.

Chiang Kai-shek issued the Gold Yuan; Trump issued cryptocurrency.

Chiang Kai-shek stepped down three times; Trump stepped down once.

Chiang Kai-shek relied on his four major families and relatives to govern the country; Trump also relied on his son-in-law, son, and confidants to govern the country.

Besides these traits, Chiang Kai-shek and Trump share almost identical characteristics: ambitious but incompetent, fond of empty talk, superstitious about political deals, and extremely selfish. Perhaps the only difference is that Trump still has the inheritance from his father, while Chiang Kai-shek at least attended military school and raised horses, possessing considerable experience in the micromanagement of military operations.

Look at all these similarities. If Trump doesn't go to Hispaniola to build a second island America, who is the right person to go?

"Okay, I agree."

While adrift at Guantanamo Bay, Trump finally agreed to Li Xinghe's suggestion.