Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Li Xinghe picked up Chiyo's mother, letting her deeply immerse herself in his massive, fiery heat, and then gently squeezed Chiyo's mother's not-so-large breasts:

"It's already quite deep."

Chiyo Hinaki smiled sweetly, tightening her waist to make the Great Galaxy even more tightly enveloped.

"It can go a little deeper..."

If this continues, the entire Japanese judicial system will be tainted by Li Xinghe.

“However, it seems we’ve been controlling the judiciary for a long time,” Li Xinghe thought to himself as he kissed her.

Although rumors persist that the Tokyo District Public Prosecutors Office Special Investigation Department is a tool of the CIA to control Japanese politics, this is largely nonsense, as the United States has historically had a very poor ability to interfere in Japanese politics. The Special Investigation Department is less a tool controlled by the CIA and more a tool used by political heavyweights to collectively drive out their adversaries.

Chiyo Hina said with absolute certainty:

"Let the Special Investigations Department become our own tool, not just a tool of politicians."

At that time, no matter who it is, whether it's a member of parliament, a bureaucrat, a close relative of the Emperor, or even someone who will become the Prime Minister of Japan in the future, as long as they disobey Li Xinghe's orders, the Special Investigation Department will arrest them.

Li Xinghe embraced Chiyo Hina even more tenderly.

The idea of ​​a mother who has always upheld judicial fairness and has never made a legal mistake uttering such words while making love naked in a bathroom has a certain decadent beauty.

"Mom will always love you."

Chiyo Hinaki's insistence on her political views stemmed not only from a desire to expand the power of her sisters, but also from an instinctive defense against the likes of Shikamikazuchi Hanae and Asou Ayako. If they fell out with Li Xinghe, she would throw them in jail as well—a unique and maternal love for her children.

To put it bluntly, as the legal wife, Shika Michika would naturally not fall out with Lee Seong-ha. But as a mother who is above her husband, Chiyo Hinaki would rather keep the power of supervision in her own hands.

"Yes, I love my mom too."

Li Xinghe held Chiyo Hina tightly in his arms.

Finally, a new draft of constitutional amendments has been basically completed. It combines the power of the cabinet to handle cabinet affairs, the power of the special investigation department to prosecute death sentences, and the command of the Self-Defense Forces. This combination of powers is the most stable political foundation for Li Xinghe.

Now, it really is:

The Eastern District Public Prosecutors Office's Special Investigation Department has been mobilized!

Chapter 739: Trump Founds Hispaniola, Li Xinghe and Deputy General Ma Guocheng (4600 words)

On August 4, a car opened its door at the entrance of Qingshanzhuang.

As Li Xinghe's personal secretary, Gao Tiaowuyue suddenly became noble, rising to the top in one step, from an ordinary rich woman to one of the pinnacles of the Japanese civil service system, serving as the Prime Minister's secretary.

Ishida Moemi suppressed a laugh and whispered:

"Would you like me to prepare a car seat that's a little lower for you?"

"Find a fight!"

Takajo Satsuki launched a flying kick, but it missed Ishida Moemi's knee.

The two traveled together to Nagata-cho to attend Lee Seong-ha's government meeting.

As Takajo Satsuki stood on tiptoe, stuffing shoe inserts into her shoes, in the cabinet meeting room, Tawara Chikihime, as the head of general affairs for the Joint Operations Command, arrived to report on the Self-Defense Forces' diligent work:

"We need to consider designing new rifles, new grenade launchers, and new drones. At least 10 new products are under development. Please give us your instructions."

Japanese rifles... that brings tears to my eyes even more.

战后新造的丰和64式小铳，这是著名的失败产品，枪界废物。后来在1989年，基于AR18推出了89式小铳、2020年推出人称‘Scar太郎’20式小铳。

Of these three guns, the first one is useless, and the second and third ones can barely be described as mediocre.

Its price, with each gun approaching 30 yen, is so high that Li Xinghe would only want to shut down Howa Industries, which specializes in manufacturing rifles.

However, the Type 20 pistol was still usable, albeit barely.

For the Japan Self-Defense Forces, guns are sometimes not even the biggest factor, but rather the cumbersome internal regulations.

It's well known that the Israeli Army, in order to save costs, requires soldiers to bear the loss of their lost rifles—a practice commonly known as "taking on a loan to work." The Japanese Self-Defense Forces do the same; if parts of their rifles are lost, they have to pay a hefty sum to repair the damage. The inherently numerous and easily lost parts of Japanese rifles cause immense trouble for the Self-Defense Force soldiers, leading some to resort to simply wrapping all the rifle parts with duct tape.

If anyone loses a part, they'll have to use their personal salary to subsidize the army.

Li Xinghe thought for a moment and then wrote the following instructions:

"The development of new weapons should prioritize simplicity and practicality, with fewer parts. We don't want soldiers crawling on the ground searching for small parts."

In short, the Taiko's supreme decree: a weapon must be a weapon, and a gun must be a gun.

When Gao Tiao saw today's briefing, he panicked and hurriedly jumped off his chair and ran to Li Xinghe's office:

"Something's happened! Something's happened! Vance is really starting to get arrogant."

Tawara Senjouhime looked astonished, still wondering why Li Xinghe would use child labor, while Li Xinghe was not surprised, as Vance's revenge was bound to come.

Vance has finally raised the money.

Through debt swaps and cap expansion, Vance finally expanded his Treasury account to over $3 trillion after using up all the U.S. debt ceiling space.

A president with money makes all the difference. Although this expenditure of over three trillion dollars could theoretically be sustained for two years until the midterm elections, it could actually be spent before the end of this year. However, Vance just wanted to quickly curb Li Xinghe's arrogance.

The United States has quite a few methods to annoy Li Xinghe. Vance has found a new way to do so.

He openly declared in the White House: "The United States condemns the Japanese government for persecuting conservatives and Shintoists, and condemns the Japanese government for arbitrarily manipulating global financial markets."

Despite the criticism, this kind of criticism actually makes people think that Li Xinghe is a good ruler.

So how exactly should we retaliate against Li Xinghe?

Vance has its sights set on Japan's semiconductor and financial industries.

He outlined specific punishment methods:

"The United States will consider restricting technology exports and corporate transactions in Japan's semiconductor industry. The United States will also consider promoting the depreciation of the yen, taking into account financial stability."

Believe it or not, striking at Japan's upstream semiconductor supply chain and financial industry really hit Li Xinghe where it hurts.

If the US dollar and the Japanese yen were to decouple, or even if the US were to block Japan's global financial sub-imperial hegemony, it would indeed make the financial class in Tokyo's Minato Ward feel sad.

After reading about Vance's latest actions, Li Xinghe was filled with rage:

"If you dare to do that, don't blame me for building a super China."

In the past, Li Xinghe had to be secretive about wanting to join the Communist Party, to prevent others from discovering that he was a CCP spy.

There's no need to pretend anymore. The conflict between Li Xinghe and Wan Si alone provides Li Xinghe with ample reason to feign defection to the Communists.

In order to save Vance, it may be necessary to go a step further and quickly link the yen and the yuan together, using the value of the yuan and Chinese industrial products to make up for the losses caused by the persecution of the yen by the US government.

Therefore, Li Xinghe instructed Gao Tiao Wuyue to announce to the public:

"The CPC/TPP (Comprehensive and Progressive Partnership for the Trans-Pacific Partnership) may consider allowing China to join."

The CPTPP is a trans-Pacific trade organization created by the United States. Obama established this organization to exclude China from the US supply chain in order to suppress China's power. However, Trump withdrew from the organization after taking office and handed it over to Japan to manage.

This organization is indeed important to China because it involves economies such as Singapore, Mexico, Peru, Canada, and Australia. If China can break into it, it will be vying for America's backyard, breaking the anti-China blockade network created by the United States, and encircling the United States in return.

Standing on tiptoe and needing to stand on a chair to reach the microphone, Takajo Mayuki reiterated to the reporters:

"Japan, South Korea, and North Korea will also consider applying to join the BRICS organization. Our three countries form a diverse economic entity. In a world increasingly leaning towards conservatism and hegemonism, Li Xinghe believes that free trade remains an indispensable foundation of the world today, and win-win cooperation is far superior to unilateralism."

If you dare to target my semiconductor and financial sectors, I'll let China into the CPTPP and I'll also join the BRICS organization.

The conflict between Li Xinghe and Wan Si continues amidst their tit-for-tat exchanges.

Meanwhile, Mayu Takajo has attracted much attention because she needs to stand on a chair to stand in the spokesperson's position.

The people were all thinking to themselves:

"Why are we seeing a virtual female anchor who dropped out of high school standing in the position of secretary and spokesperson for the Minister of Cabinet Affairs? Have all the University of Tokyo graduates taller than 1.6 meters died?"

This serves as yet another example of Li Xinghe's nepotism.

……

The United Nations... is temporarily too busy to deal with the ongoing argument between Li Xinghe and Vance.

They are meeting to discuss solutions to the Trump situation.

After all, not only former President Trump is hiding in Guantanamo, but even US Vice President Donald Trump Jr. is hiding in Guantanamo because he is too stupid.

Li Xinghe received a report from the Chinese Embassy in Japan that Vance was going to personally appear at the United Nations meeting to convince the international community that he had not persecuted Trump.

Thus, Li Xinghe found an opportunity to take revenge on Vance.

During a UN meeting discussing US-related matters, when it was the Japanese representative's turn to speak, Li Xinghe suddenly remotely took over the Japanese ambassador's authority, appeared on the big screen, and began to criticize Vance, who was sitting in the front row, in a clear and articulate voice:

"Vans, I'll fuck your mother!!!"

Such a powerful and resonant swear word echoed throughout the United Nations General Assembly, leaving a lasting impression and giving everyone a completely new experience with Chinese swear words.

The drowsy representatives from various countries suddenly sprang to their senses, listening in astonishment to the profanity 'Fym' coming through their translation headsets, and watching Li Xinghe, Japan's highest-ranking political figure, relentlessly spew insults at Vance in Chinese:

"Vance, you're a fucking corporal, a senator with no achievements, a loser in investment and business, what gives you the right to swagger around here?"

Taking a breath, Li Xinghe pointed to the military insignia on his chest:

"I'm a colonel/colonel! A man of honor, a veteran who fought alongside President Trump. You think you can cause me trouble?"

In fact, Li Xinghe had already been appointed deputy commander by Vance, making him a proper major general. However, Vance now didn't want to acknowledge this position and secretly had Li Xinghe removed from his post. He even tried to prevent the US-Japan allied forces from obeying Li Xinghe's orders, but the US-Japan allied forces completely ignored Vance, and Li Xinghe didn't want to admit that his major general title was given to him by Vance.

It seemed the translator had run out of ideas on how to translate Li Xinghe's words into English, so Li Xinghe simply pointed at Vance:

"Vance, I fuck your mother!"

Vance, sitting in the front row of the venue, looked completely bewildered.

He stared at Li Xinghe, who suddenly appeared on the big screen, and listened to his passionate Chinese profanities; his brain completely shut down.

More than a minute later, the United Nations remembered to urgently cut off the Japanese representative's computer network cable, preventing Li Xinghe from continuing to perform 'Chinese profanity' on stage.

Li Xinghe's passionate outburst at the United Nations General Assembly immediately drew netizens from all over the world to come back and enjoy the spectacle.

After Trump was gradually rendered obsolete by Vance, the world stage's gossip kings seem to be Vance and Li Xinghe, who are Trump's political heirs and seem to be constantly creating drama.

It was said at the time that "Trump's talent for creating drama is worth a bushel, Li Xinghe alone possesses eleven bushels, while Vance is left with a bushel to spare."

But then again, how exactly do we solve the Trump problem?

How to bridge the contradictions in the United States has become a headache for the United Nations.

This crazy old man is currently taking endless selfies at Guantanamo Bay and posting slogans inciting far-right militias to continue their struggle, causing significant public security problems in the United States. Large numbers of far-right groups are using the pretext of protecting Trump to incite violence and murder in cities and rural areas, forcing the U.S. to deploy the National Guard to suppress them.

But the discussions failed to resolve a core issue: Trump's distrust of Vance.

Li Xinghe scoffed at the performance of these UN envoys. These idiots are still discussing getting Trump back to the US to avert the risk of civil war. But can Trump even go back?

Even if the Republicans want to bring him back, Trump has to consider his own life.

When it was the Japanese representative's turn to speak, everyone kept a close eye on him, not allowing him to let Li Xinghe in again.

But Li Xinghe insisted on coming in.

This time, he had the Japanese representative turn on his phone, and Li Xinghe called in, speaking into the microphone to propose:

"Could we support... President Trump in actually ruling a territory... for example..."

Li Xinghe's opinion was simple: give Chuanbao a piece of territory and let him play around with it.

Everyone perked up their ears, never having imagined such a solution existed.

"For example?"

Li Xinghe's tentative suggestion:

Puerto Rico?

Upon hearing this, the American representative thought it was acceptable, but the Puerto Ricans were extremely panicked. Although the island's economy was also terrible, it still had an average income of $30,000 per capita. If Trump took it home to play with, wouldn't he bankrupt it?

Vance also hurriedly joined the US representative in opposing the move:

"No, no, no, Puerto Rico is a free and common territory of the United States. It is a territory of the United States and should not be seceded. Besides, Your Excellency Trump can simply return to Florida. There is no need to establish a new overseas headquarters."

He objected, but Li Xinghe insisted on supporting him.

Li Xinghe went on to reveal what he considered to be the most suitable place for testing the waters:

How about Haiti?

These words shocked everyone present.

No matter how you look at it, Haiti has very little connection to Trump. (The remaining text appears to be gibberish and unrelated to the preceding sentence.)

Trump promotes white supremacy, while Haiti is teeming with blacks; Trump indulges in extravagance and debauchery, while Haiti is dirt poor; Trump relies heavily on online hype, while Haiti has very little internet access; Trump's family is wealthy and extravagant, while the people of Haiti are so poor they're practically starving; Trump is adept at manipulating the stock market, while Haiti only has one kind of stock market: the buttocks market.