Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

How about episode 9, SP? It's a political comedy my mom made; I'm sure everyone will enjoy watching it.

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4800 words. I'm very sorry, I got really hooked on a female-oriented novel last night. The male and female protagonists wrote a million words about a single conflict, and the conflict never escalated or deepened. It completely blew my mind.

Chapter 586: Okinawa Queen Shang Qiujia, the Unification Church Communist Movement (5300 words)

"You went to Ie Island just to help your mother make a comedy?"

Even Shinjiro Koizumi was speechless at Li Xinghe's actions of traveling thousands of miles.

Bro, isn't this a bit outrageous?

However, if the person asking this question were former Prime Minister Koizumi, then the members of the Diet would retort: ​​"You abandoned your position as prime minister to go to Thailand to have a wild affair, with tangled relationships with several mistresses that were publicized worldwide by the American media. You fled before the Ryukyu Incident, resulting in no one taking responsibility for the Okinawa issue. What right do you have to ask Li Xinghe what he was doing on Ie Island?"

At least spending time with your mother shows filial piety, but you've already been labeled as disloyal, unrighteous, untrustworthy, dishonest, unkind, and unfriendly.

If this were ancient times, a scoundrel like Koizumi would have been exiled to a Buddhist temple and made a monk long ago.

It was only because his father was lucky and had a cunning person like Li Xinghe backing him up that he wasn't killed by everyone.

"It's true that we're making comedies, but it's also true that we're trying to find a solution to the Okinawa issue."

Li Xinghe casually sat in Hua Yingmei's seat, letting Hua Yingmei sit gracefully on his lap, and then brazenly played the TV series his mother had filmed on the large screen of the National Assembly Hall.

Fortunately, today's discussion is about the Okinawa issue, so no matter how much Li Xinghe stirs up trouble, the men are helpless.

Without Butcher Li, we really can't eat hairless pork anymore.

But when the TV series started airing, and everyone saw that the so-called female emperor was actually Princess Kako, the audience was furious.

The old men were all gnawing on it.

Blood pressure medication, an unbelievable interrogation of the secretary:

"Where is the Imperial Household Agency? Why isn't anyone doing anything about her?"

"The Imperial Household Agency... The entire Imperial Household Agency was bombed by terrorists. Now even the department's files can't be found."

The secretaries gave a helpless reply.

The Imperial Palace bombing incident involving Hayashi Yu-tzu in August remains unsolved. Many police officers and public security personnel, who are well aware of the situation, no longer want to investigate. They all know it's a political statement, and getting involved without authorization could cost them their lives.

Li Xinghe's hand slipped under Hua Yingmei's thigh and kissed her cheek:

"Is it really true that the files can't be found?"

"You're such a smooth talker."

Hua Yingmei rolled her eyes in annoyance.

It must have been completely destroyed by the surviving bureaucrats of the Imperial Household Agency, who then set it ablaze.

This way, many accounts won't need to be checked.

Towards the end of the TV series, it unexpectedly transformed into an anarchic socialist system under a female emperor, combined with the Okinawa War of Independence. Okinawa, once a small island, became an international free port, attracting businesses from China, the US, Japan, and South Korea, resulting in a happy ending for everyone.

This is clearly meant for the Japanese, inciting the left wing to take a different approach.

Seeing this massive undertaking by the left, the congressmen must be furious.

The work done by Misato Ma and her group of left-wing filmmakers is unremarkable among young people, given that many young people even exhibit bizarre traits like Sinicization. But the conservative faction of the Liberal Democratic Party is unwilling to change even something as basic as allowing spouses to use different surnames—something socialist countries have long since reformed. How could they possibly allow a woman to inherit the throne? Socialism, indeed!

"What...what the hell is this...an Empress? Socialism? This is simply...simply...outrageous!"

"Ban it! This thing must be banned immediately!"

The most conservative old men were so angry that they fainted on the spot, and a doctor had to be called in to make a diagnosis in order to prevent the 85-year-old from continuing to serve the country.

The 80-year-old and 78-year-old men were taking large doses of blood pressure medication, then staring at Li Xinghe with murderous eyes.

You brat, you've been on Ie Island for so long just to show us this?

Li Xinghe spread his hands and smiled:

"Don't rush. What if this system isn't used in Japan, but only in Okinawa? It would be similar to China's 'one country, two systems' strategy, or a weaker version of South Korea's Jeju Island."

"Tell me your judgment."

Shigeru Ishiba hurriedly stepped in, as a local pragmatist, he was eager to find a reasonable solution to prepare for his forced selection.

Li Xinghe tapped the table and said:

“We can negotiate with the Okinawans and acknowledge the existence of the Ryukyu people. We can let a royal woman inherit the name of the Ryukyu Shō clan, since that clan is finished now, isn’t it? The Imperial family has a lot of credibility in Ryukyu, right? In that case, it would be perfectly logical for a female princess to become the Queen of Okinawa.”

Such a bold proposal once again left everyone feeling dizzy.

In the 21st century, are you still playing the feudal system?

At this point, it was the turn of the cunning Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei to step in and support Li Xinghe, specifically pointing out:

"Since 2000, several prime ministers have insisted on promoting the prefecture system reform, also known as the Special Promotion Headquarters for the Prefecture System. Okinawa is one of the poorest places in Japan, so we specially allowed Okinawa to establish the more independent Ryukyu Autonomous Prefecture, which can decide its own local party system, elections and economic policies, similar in status to the Caribbean autonomous islands in the United Kingdom. Wouldn't it be a win-win situation to send a queen there in name only?"

Only then did the clever people gradually come to their senses.

Essentially, it's about amending the law to acknowledge the status quo. Turning Okinawa from a prefecture into an autonomous region. Then, whatever system they want to implement, whatever political party they want to establish, as long as they turn a blind eye and pretend it doesn't exist, the country will appear to continue as normal.

For Japan at present, this might be a good short-term solution. At least it won't lead to Okinawa's independence immediately.

Even if Okinawa were to pursue Greenland's independence path in the long run, that would be decades from now.

Some people raised objections:

"But the most crucial issue is still the US military bases."

Li Xinghe raised his hand:

"I will handle it, but only if the United States does not continue to increase its troop presence."

After a period of whispering, Fumio Kishida, Yoshihide Suga, and Koizumi formed a triumvirate and got together to discuss the matter.

With no other options, they accepted Li Xinghe's proposed solution and announced:

"Alright, the Okinawa Situation Countermeasures Headquarters is officially established. Representative Ayako Aso will serve as the head, with Ms. Mikazuki Kashiwa and Prosecutor Mama participating, and personnel will be dispatched to negotiate with the Okinawa side."

This means that Li Xinghe was put in charge of Okinawa's independence.

Now, things have turned out well; Li Xinghe is now in charge of all matters related to Okinawa with China, the US, and Japan.

It's highly likely that it will be him on the Korean side as well, because Lee Sung-ha is well aware of the second-rate novelist nature of the South Korean National Intelligence Service. They will definitely use Lee Sung-ha to earn some money to support their families.

However, on the surface, a scapegoat is still needed.

Everyone looked toward Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshimasa Hayashi, who was nominally the second most powerful person in the country.

Lin Fang hurriedly waved her hand and shook her head:

"I'm announcing my resignation? No, no, no, I've already resigned. How can I resign from the same position twice?"

"Kobayashi, you need to recognize the situation."

Fumio Kishida and Yoshihide Suga happily went to forcefully coerce Yoshimasa Hayashi, since the old man had a chance to run for prime minister and was quite capable, so they might as well get rid of him now.

His individual reaction was insufficient to change the overall situation, so he could only bow his head and admit defeat.

Li Xinghe and Hua Yingmei exchanged a glance and sighed together. The old men really hadn't forgotten their instinct for political struggle; they were truly impressed.

Finally, today's emergency meeting reached a conclusion.

The Liberal Democratic Party's publicity officer officially held a press conference:

"The Secretary-General of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) announced the establishment of the Okinawa Situation Countermeasures Headquarters, with Representative Ayako Aso, who hails from Kyushu, serving as its head. The LDP believes it deeply sympathizes with the anger of the people of Okinawa and is deeply sorry for the long-standing failure to relocate the US military bases. It will send capable personnel to negotiate with the residents of Okinawa to resolve the island's problems. Our negotiations are sincere, and our bottom line is to maintain national integrity and unity, adhere to the principles of international order, reach a consensus that satisfies both sides, and ransom the captured Self-Defense Force officers."

Despite his sincere statement, the public is not buying it.

Kenichiro Nagumo has already been killed, and now they're only thinking about negotiating? What were they doing a few years ago?

The internet is in an uproar:

"He only remembered to beg for mercy when the knife was at his neck."

"If we had communicated with the Okinawans earlier and moved the US military base out, we wouldn't be facing this internal conflict today."

Japanese right-wing elements, in particular, have been highly critical of the Self-Defense Forces.

In any case, the Japan Self-Defense Forces have proven that they are indeed incapable of undertaking national defense.

When this illusory military hegemony was shattered, and the Japanese right wing rallied online in mourning, the shift was exceptionally rapid.

On anonymous forums like 2CH, discussions about the Chinese People's Liberation Army have resurfaced, with images of breached Japanese soldiers appearing everywhere under various images of aircraft carriers, amphibious assault ships, and aircraft.

"As expected of our motherland, the aircraft carrier is really beautiful, much better than the one in the United States."

"The guerrillas from our father country can already reach Ryukyu, when will they be able to come to Kyushu? Our demands are not high, just kill the political and financial magnates together."

"Can we execute Koizumi and his son first?"

At this point, the attitude of "Papa Country" changed from mockery and contempt to awe and fear.

Once the culture of mourning begins, it will first spread within cultural groups.

Although Japanese media still hold fast to their information cocoons, the Battle of Naha broke through their defensive walls.

This world is ultimately a material world.

……

After leaving the Congress, Hua Yingmei asked Li Xinghe where he was going.

Li Xinghe glanced at it and immediately noticed...

I noticed that the familiar office of the Ministry of Justice across the street was still lit up.

Chiyo Hinahime is still working.

Li Xinghe felt guilty. She was probably still busy dealing with the remnants of the Unification Cult, and Teacher Katayama Mizuo was likely there assisting her. But all of this was initiated by Li Xinghe, and logically, she should have been the one to handle it.

"I'll go see my mother."

Li Xinghe walked towards the Ministry of Justice, while Hua Yingmei followed behind, her long, alluring legs clad in black stockings, leaving Aso Ayako to go home first.

The ride-hailing cars parked on the roadside kept honking their horns.

As I walked downstairs to the Ministry of Justice building, I could still hear the judges and prosecutors inside complaining about various things.

"Food Supply Difficulties Countermeasures Act? Is this some kind of joke? Why isn't Congress busy dealing with the war, but instead voting on this kind of thing?"

This law isn't about food rationing; it simply requires all production units and farmers to submit annual production plans. Failure to do so results in a 20 yen fine, and they can do whatever they want. That's all.

Hua Yingmei smiled with her hands on her hips:

"It would be better to actually use some means to import more... Oh, this is targeting you again."

That's right, this latest amendment to the law is aimed at Li Xinghe.

The law requires agricultural cooperatives and farmers to submit their annual production plans, with a fine of $20 for non-compliance. However, it does not specify how much import plans should departments like the Price Equilibrium Commission submit.

The Diet has been busy revising this law this month to limit the Price Equilibrium Commission's privilege of arbitrarily importing agricultural products and to continue protecting the interests of agricultural cooperatives and the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries.

"They're really idle. They talk as if they can control me."

Li Xinghe was speechless. After keeping this in mind, he went to Chiyo's office.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw Chufei's mother slam her hand on the table and stand up abruptly.

"You brat, get over here!"

Li Xinghe, unaware of what was going on, obediently walked over.

Chiyo Hina tapped the table, and the cold-faced prosecutor pulled a little girl out from behind the table.

"This little girl, she's one of yours, isn't she?"

This girl is exquisitely beautiful, naturally cute, slightly older than a loli but smaller than a mature woman, around 1.5 meters tall. She's just the right size – a little bit taller and a little bit shorter, making her a perfect pink-clad young lady.

Li Xinghe looked closely and realized that this was the Black Light Suzuka.

She was sent by Li Xinghe to set up a religious organization, so how did she end up being captured by Chiyo Hinahime?

"You've engaged in illegal fundraising?"

Li Xinghe asked seriously.

Blacklight Suzuka immediately shook her head, whimpering.

Chiyo Hina explained to her: