Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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Mei continued:
“There was no priest present, but Xinghe is our priest, marriage witness, patron, and lifelong partner and family.”
Then, at the moment when the priest should have been witnessing, Li Xinghe held up a blank book and asked the two men:
"Are you willing to spend your life with her?"
"Are you willing to stay with her whether you are poor or rich or in hardship?"
Jill and May openly expressed their love for each other, kissing repeatedly.
"I hereby declare the couple married."
Just as Li Xinghe made the announcement, the two women, as if they had planned it, kissed Li Xinghe's cheeks, one on each side.
Just then, Misato pressed the shutter button. Although it was a wedding for two women, the man was always in the main seat.
Jill and May whispered in Li Xinghe's ear together:
"Today is a wedding for two people, but also a wedding for the three of us. I'm going to stick with you for the rest of my life."
I'm stuck with you for life...
This statement is far more damaging than the empty phrase "I love you".
After stepping off the stage, Li Xinghe felt as if he had undergone a psychological massage, and lay happily in his chair.
But Ayman said:
"My Democratic friends are urging me to say that Trump is ready to deploy two Marine divisions to Okinawa."
Li Xinghe complained:
"Where is the third Marine Division? The 7th Infantry Division is in Washington State, are we going to bring that in too? Or send the 11th Airborne Division from Alaska? Then the entire First Corps of the Pacific Theater would be deployed to Okinawa. Look at the state of the 25th Infantry Division, isn't Trump embarrassed enough?"
The main force in the Pacific theater was the First Army, which had three divisions. Were they all to be thrown into Okinawa?
Ayman glanced at him sideways:
"It's all your fault for using too much force! You killed the Japanese Chief of Staff, how do you explain that now?"
The few hours Li Xinghe quietly disappeared yesterday, the sound of gunfire during the general offensive suddenly came from Naha City. Isn't that easy to explain?
He immediately laughed it off, trying to get away with it by being cute.
As the wedding drew to a close, after everyone enjoyed drinks and the set menu, Jill and May, hand in hand, sat down for a group photo with Scarlett, Maria, Enora, and Emman.
This time, there are seven specially made chairs.
Although the tattoos haven't been done yet, Jill has already drawn the design.
The seven seats were labeled 'Male Lion', 'Cowgirl', 'Maya Woman', 'Mare', 'Snake Beauty', 'Desire Witch', and 'Loyal Dog'. The seven people sat down, with three on Li Xinghe's left and three on his right, enjoying the blessing of having multiple wives.
Press the shutter button, and the seven people at the wedding will take a group photo, quietly leaving behind a memory like Chun Doo-hwan's Seungri photo.
Li Xinghe really wanted to write a sentence at this moment: "It was these seven people who started the turmoil."
As a small political group that has chosen to align itself with the Democratic Party in 2028, the best soldiers selected from the Third Expeditionary Force will be deployed to the battlefields around Washington at a speed they could not have imagined.
But the truth is, Li Xinghe is as embarrassed as a husband who marries six brides at once.
“I feel like something’s not right.”
He said.
Six women clung to her at once, and Enora, consumed by jealousy, said:
"In a pride of lions, isn't the role of the male lion XX, XX, and XX?"
"Are you referring to hunting, childcare, and sentry duty?"
"Yes, and XX too."
"Say something positive."
Li Xinghe was drenched in cold sweat.
However, there really isn't a silver party today.
Jill and May, the heroines of the day, lay on the wedding bed, each holding Li Xinghe on either side, but the atmosphere was very happy, giving people the illusion of 'companionship and a long-lasting declaration of love'.
The Maliki squad slept in the same bed. Li Xinghe always felt that someone was checking whether his pants were tied properly in the middle of the night. When he woke up, he felt like he was having a nightmare.
What's more terrifying than having a party is not knowing when it will start, or when these lionesses will start eating people.
……
The next day.
Li Xinghe certainly wouldn't dare let his family ride in Marine Corps' Osprey aircraft, so everyone leisurely left by boat on the Coast Guard No. 1 and No. 2. Misato, Yoshiko, and the entire film crew transferred in Nagasaki.
Newlyweds Jill and May, accompanied by Enola, traveled to Hong Kong by plane and secretly obtained Hong Kong residency. After arriving in China, they went directly through Shenzhen customs and traveled to Shenzhen and Guangdong. Maria accompanied Emman, who was nine months pregnant, to Nagasaki and then flew back to Tokyo.
Li Xinghe and Scarlett took the military passage and disembarked at Yokota Air Base.
Scarlett pulled her short hair back behind her ears and kissed Li Xinghe on the cheek:
"That's enough for now, you can go on with your work."
"So obedient?"
Li Xinghe pinched the large breasts of this red-haired beauty.
Scarlett pouted:
“Screw you, I’m the last one to arrive, the so-called ‘little sister.’ According to sorority culture, I have to be the one who contributes the most and is the most obedient.”
"We're not in a hurry about those petty issues with the Japanese government. Let's go have some fun first."
Seeing that she seemed a little awkward, Li Xinghe grabbed Scarlett and drove straight to Tokyo.
If the protracted US stock market economic crisis that began a few months ago had limited impact on Japan, with the government providing some policy support sufficient to preserve most businesses and jobs, then the Okinawa Incident has become a real, festering sore for the country. The Japanese are terrified that the "Chinese Communist guerrillas in Okinawa" were able to wipe out the Self-Defense Forces Central Committee on the island. Fearing a Chinese invasion and retaliation for past wartime actions, many are fleeing, trying every possible way to escape.
When Kenichiro Nagumo took office, he tried every means to raise the necessary permits and funds to build aircraft carriers. But his death caused Japan to lose assets ten or even a hundred times the budget for building the aircraft carriers.
The Nikkei crash triggered a frenzy of stock market panic selling; the bond and currency markets suffered losses, with the yen, which had just improved slightly due to interest rate hikes, plummeting again; the Tokyo housing market crash was even more terrifying, with a drop of over 10%, prompting many wealthy individuals to put their properties up for sale while hastily fleeing to Singapore and Hong Kong.
Why not go to the United States?
Because during the Olympics, Li Xinghe vividly demonstrated to the world how rich the urban culture of America is and how joyful the daily life filled with gunfire is.
Li Xinghe parked his car at the Tameike-Sanno Station. Just a few steps away from the National Assembly, he spotted a newly built three-story house that was put up for sale. It occupied 200 square meters of land and had a building area of 120 square meters. It was a typical Japanese detached house.
Li Xinghe got out of the car, kicked the door, and then asked the male homeowner:
Hey, how much are the houses here?
"1...15 billion yen..."
"Here's 3 million, get out of here."
Li Xinghe didn't stand on ceremony and handed him a signed contract.
The male homeowner immediately and smoothly took the money and ran away. Before the incident, the house was worth approximately 4.5-5 million yen.
"It's yours."
Li Xinghe handed the key to Scarlett as an advance payment, acknowledging that he would give General Jacqueline's family a share of the wealth.
"Fuck you."
Scarlett couldn't suppress a smirk as she took the key, then pushed Li Xinghe into the room, squeezed him dry, and only let him go.
The most direct manifestation of this is that Chinese intermediaries in Japan are actually using 'immigration' as a pretext.
Advertisements for "Immigrating to Hong Kong," "Immigrating to Shanghai," and "Marriage and Husband Recruitment" are blatantly displayed on the roadside, with Japanese speakers bearing a distinct Chinese accent promoting their two-way immigration program. Rich people bring money to China, while poor Japanese women seek poor Chinese husbands to work for them.
If this scene had occurred in Japan around 2000, it would probably have been ridiculed as something only a top-tier idiot would write.
Upon seeing this scene, Li Xinghe was overjoyed and wished he could sing a song and dance at the entrance of the Imperial Palace.
So when he left Scarlett's house and leisurely went to Congress to be questioned, he smiled like a fool.
Hua Yingmei, who was waiting for him at the entrance of the Capitol, saw Li Xinghe's face and helplessly rubbed his cheeks:
"Could you tuck your lips in a little, honey? It makes us look like we're gloating."
"I'm happy."
Li Xinghe couldn't suppress the urge to smile.
Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei was dressed very formally today, in a long skirt and a small suit. She virtuously wiped away the lipstick mark from Li Xinghe's lips, used foundation to remove the hickeys on his neck, and tidied the man's clothes.
They strolled leisurely into the parliament building, where dozens of prominent members of parliament were seated.
Kobayashi Takayuki, who was supporting Kenichiro Nagumo behind the scenes, questioned Li Xinghe:
"The country is already in such a state, why are you still laughing and joking?"
Li Xinghe displayed 10 parts composure, 3 parts smug satisfaction, and 87 parts mockery as he reflected on Kobayashi Taka's words:
"Japan has reached a point where it suffers from a sluggish economy, soaring prices, a shrinking population, social disorder, and a dysfunctional government. Previously, an elderly man drove his car into a ditch; what should have been a simple rescue was instead left trapped underground for over ten days, starving to death. This led to online discussions among Chinese people about the complete incompetence of Japan's fire department, medical system, and government. Now, the Self-Defense Forces have been wiped out by local guerrillas at Okinawa Airport, with even the Chief of Staff being killed in a direct confrontation. All these achievements are thanks to your efforts. With prices soaring to among the highest in the world, one wonders what departments in Japan can still function properly. All of you have made tremendous contributions, while I have accomplished nothing, so naturally I feel relaxed."
This statement can be considered a very sharp criticism of Liberal Democratic Party politicians.
Japan's current state is largely due to the actions of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP). Without everyone's concerted efforts to undermine it, would a once-thriving developed economy have deteriorated to this point?
Even the Plaza Accord and the bubble economy, which people often criticize, were things Japan ruined itself. For political goals and to whitewash the economy, Japan engaged in near-reckless monetary easing during the yen's appreciation period, artificially inflating the economy. When it realized it was severely overheated, it deliberately burst the bubble, yet failed to provide any real financial support when it should have been saving the economy, essentially letting the tumor grow into a terminal cancer. The blame undoubtedly lies with the Japanese government, but they particularly like to say it was 'forced by the Americans,' as if by influencing Japan through the US, Japan absolves itself of responsibility for its own problems.
But what does this have to do with Li Xinghe?
Japan's current state has absolutely nothing to do with Li Xinghe, who won't be back until 2027. So he can laugh.
"Hey!"
Many politicians were visibly alarmed.
Lu Yuchi and Hua Yingmei quickly tried to smooth things over:
"It can't be said that we achieved nothing, but we have a bad reputation. At least we managed to stabilize prices, introduce Chinese capital, and invest in advanced unicorn technology companies."
Although it was meant to be sarcastic, it was actually a subtle way of praising her husband and helping him out of a difficult situation.
Former Prime Minister Okitoshi Motegi bluntly criticized Li Xinghe:
"Young and impetuous, how dare you commit such an act of insubordination?"
Li Xinghe placed one foot on Prime Minister Mogi's desk, looking down at him:
"Insubordination? No, no, no, you're wrong. I stand here, representing both the communication channel and the shared bloodline and nationality between China and the United States. Without me, who would have resolved the Okinawa Incident?"
This is the conservative and weak aspect of the Japanese system.
Li Xinghe dares to be so arrogant here, of course, because the Okinawa guerrillas have achieved good results, and the members of the Diet have lost their minds.
He scanned the area and launched his decoy flare:
"Based on my observations and intelligence on Ie Island, I am certain that China, the United States, and even South Korea are deeply involved in the so-called Ryukyu Independence Army. I personally witnessed South Korean soldiers systematically smuggling themselves onto the island and causing trouble. This is clearly South Korea's deliberate dispatch of troops to attack us on the island in retaliation for the international dispute over the sovereignty of Takeshima. Chinese businessmen provided them with all the logistical supplies, while the CIA was practically the leader of the guerrillas."
Li Xinghe's bombshell speech left the members of Congress completely stunned.
Dokdo/Takeshima sovereignty crisis?
Yes, and there were Koreans too.
What's even more alarming is that both China and the US appear to be involved. They both have sovereignty claims over Okinawa and harbor vengeful intentions towards Japan.
These people, though exceptionally intelligent, unfortunately lack any sense of national responsibility. The mere mention of America makes them tremble and speechless, as if suffering from rickets.
"What do we do now?"
Someone asked, but no one answered.
What else?
So what to do?
The current political core in Japan operates in a manner similar to previous cases. Take the 74-year-old truck driver who fell into a pit; he could have been rescued simply by making an incision with an angle grinder. However, due to delays by a group of people, he wasn't rescued for over a week, turning a minor accident into a major one, and a living person into a dead one.
Li Xinghe had long since figured out the operating rules of Japanese society.
Within the rules they were familiar with, Li Xinghe was helpless against them; these shrewd individuals were all adept at evading the rules. But once something outside the rules or not written in the regulations occurred, they were like water being cooled off the computer case, or the outdoor unit of an air conditioner breaking down—their minds went completely blank.
It's like if Li Xinghe had an ambiguous relationship with Princess Jiazi, they would try to dissuade him privately. But if Li Xinghe got Jiazi pregnant and posted it online, they would freeze up and not know what to do.
So Li Xinghe clapped his hands and increased the intensity for these idiots:
"I have a plan: let's all watch the second season of 'The Story of Female Civil Servants' tonight."
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