Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

There were also people live-streaming on Douyin (TikTok) at the scene, showing everyone the interior of the floor blocked off by filing cabinets.

The people from the Ninth Bureau of Public Security and the Procuratorate downstairs secretly tipped these livestreaming moles, asking them to roam around and show everyone more of their weaknesses.

The people upstairs weren't idle either; they used the last of their phone batteries to watch various news broadcasts, observe the assault personnel gathered outside the building, and assess where more defensive reinforcements were needed.

Inside and outside the building, the live broadcast signal was even interrupted due to the excessive crowds. Amid the collective outrage of viewers, Japan's three major telecommunications companies hurriedly dispatched a large number of signal vehicles to the vicinity to enhance signal transmission.

Even so, the live broadcast signal was still very congested, because even Chinese and Koreans went to the rooftops of nearby buildings to broadcast live and observe the battle.

South Koreans, amidst the bitterness of the coup, are watching the spectacle unfold with amusement.

"When it comes to abstract concepts, you have to look to Japan."

……

The command post of the Osaka Annex Encirclement Network, at night.

The nine departments of the Public Security Bureau, comprised of a group of eccentric geniuses with unique talents, gathered together to conduct research.

A group of mad geniuses got together to conduct research:

"Lin Meng's bombs are too crazy, are there any ways to weaken them?"

"Saigo Sanji, aren't you good with chemistry? They all say you're involved in two murder and body disposal cases, so how about some chemical reagents?"

"We also have former forensic pathologist Saito Mayumi here. I remember you're also skilled in pharmacology, right?"

Musashi Hachiman and Yamato Kana, both physical warriors, strongly disapproved of these crazy tests conducted by chemistry geniuses.

Musashi's plan was to deploy two elite special operations battalions for aerial rappelling operations, while Yamato Kana suggested using a 100-ton heavy truck to ram the building and demolish it.

They quickly devised a strategy to counter this tactic.

Saigo Saneryi pushed up his black-rimmed glasses:

"Hydrogen sulfide, just throw hydrogen sulfide gas in there. That's the easiest way to knock them all down."

Katayama Mizuo was shocked and turned pale:

"Isn't this just chemical poison gas used in chemical warfare?"

"Yes, this is the simplest. And it's not very toxic."

Several chemical geniuses discovered that ferrous sulfide and dilute sulfuric acid, and using a simple laboratory preparation method, quickly produced a large amount of low-concentration hydrogen sulfide. After all, if they had tried to use a high-concentration method, they would probably have been preparing to collect the bodies.

The fact that their own people used hydrogen sulfide gas on themselves first might be a facet of the Japanese nature.

Upon seeing the hydrogen sulfide gas, the SWAT officer outside the door asked:

"How do you launch it in? Can you use a military handheld grenade launcher to launch it?"

Li Xinghe intervened at the right time, stopping them from continuing their frenzy:

“No, using military equipment is too serious and not entertaining enough. Don’t audiences like to see abstract things? Then let’s go all the way with the abstract.”

As mentioned before, since the Osaka Summer Siege is being treated as an entertainment event, it shouldn't be taken too seriously.

finally……

Li Xinghe did something else that made him a laughingstock: in the early hours of the next day, he ostentatiously transported a wooden catapult from a children's amusement park to the site in a large truck.

He said to Mizuo Katayama:

"Teacher, it's your turn to show your mathematical talent."

"Ah I?"

As a calculus teacher, calculating a parabola is a piece of cake. So after several rounds of calibration shots using plastic bottles, he began to prepare to throw hydrogen sulfide.

The live broadcast continued to be explosive, and online public opinion surged.

The reporters watching the battle live were completely baffled:

Summer Siege of Osaka

Round three! After cutting off water and electricity, and clogging the sewers, the prosecutor's response strategy, now fifty times stronger, is... a children's catapult! Huh? What the heck is that?!

Behind the scenes of the television station, several political and military commentators published sharp critiques that they found incomprehensible:

"I thought that if we wanted to arrest a member of parliament, the best option would be to have the US-Japan joint forces launch an attack."

"I thought it would be the SWAT team taking on the task."

"Even if they weren't SWAT teams, shouldn't they at least be mobile units that were airdropped in?"

"What the hell is a children's catapult?"

At this time, the public still did not know what Li Xinghe had thrown out.

The glass bottle shattered the window, landing inside the room and on the filing cabinet; the colorless liquid emitted a strong odor.

"what is this?"

"Are you disgusting us?"

"It smells like rotten eggs..."

The chemical toxicity caused the gas to evaporate in the air, releasing a pungent, rotten egg-like sulfide odor that made many people feel dizzy. Low concentrations of hydrogen sulfide evaporated rapidly in the air.

Li Xinghe also sent in a megaphone and shouted downstairs:

"Old Deng from the horse farm, how do the rotten eggs taste?"

This is the power of modern chemistry!

The following day, hydrogen sulfide continued to be released, and low concentrations of toxic gas spread throughout the room, causing many people to collapse on the ground, vomiting, having diarrhea, and feeling dizzy.

To prevent actual deaths, after two days of frenzied media coverage, Li Xinghe ordered the special police to begin their assault.

Finally, after resisting for less than three days, the people inside the building could no longer hold out and collapsed to the ground. The SWAT team, under the pretext of a rescue operation, broke through their defenses.

Nobuyuki Baba, Masako Mori, and others were carried out horizontally and put into an ambulance.

The most unfortunate was Wenren, who was taken away in front of the media cameras, reeking of blood and looking ashen-faced. The media filmed him up close with wide shots, while netizens flooded the comments section with questions like, "Is there any risk of him being saved?" and "Will Old Deng survive?"

People from the Ninth Division of the Public Security Bureau and the Procuratorate cheered downstairs like samurai in a TV drama:

"A resounding victory! A resounding victory! A resounding victory!"

Since it's all about entertainment, let's keep it entertaining all the way through.

Misato was also watching the live broadcast. Seeing her handsome son gesturing and gesturing confidently on the scene under the TV camera, she simply sent Haru to bring over the props set, mainly the shogunate clothes worn by Tokugawa Ieyasu. Haru and the other women rushed over and wrapped the imperial robe around Li Xinghe.

This can be considered, in a sense, a case of being bestowed the imperial robe.

The fallen heir to the throne was put into an ambulance, and those who were standing were surrounded by shogun costumes. At this moment, the drama of the Siege of Osaka reached its peak.

Media reporters swarmed around Li Xinghe, demanding he give a victory speech.

Regarding this victory, Li Xinghe humbly stated:

"If they had actually gone to the Japan Self-Defense Forces' chemical warfare school to learn anti-poisoning techniques, they wouldn't have been defeated so easily. To all you little criminals watching, remember to think twice before you commit a crime, otherwise, no matter where you flee in Japan, the Metropolitan Police Department and the Public Security Investigation Agency will catch you!"

This statement gave the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Justice a way out, allowing them to accept Li Xinghe's outrageous behavior.

Netizens had various comments:

"How can you utter such arrogant lines with a humble face?"

"So handsome. I want to marry him and have his babies."

"So handsome, is that Nan Tong?"

From that moment on, Li Xinghe's fame began to spread throughout Japan.

His reputation was instantly elevated to a level similar to that of Koizumi. Since Li Xinghe was in charge of many things in the Koizumi government, the meme "Sitting General Koizumi, Standing General Xinghe," which was already circulating inside the Prime Minister's official residence, quickly spread through the internet.

This brief but globally broadcast battle, which instantly catapulted Li Xinghe to international fame, has garnered high praise from netizens around the world.

Chinese netizens exclaimed: "Wow, you actually threw a poison gas bomb at Wenren! You truly are a hero of the War of Resistance against Japan!"

Upon learning that Li Xinghe's father was once a wealthy Chinese businessman, Chinese netizens praised him, saying, "Fortunately, you mainly inherited the genes of the Chinese people."

However, some Chinese netizens expressed their opposition: "Isn't 'gekokujo' (overthrowing one's superior) a Japanese trait?"

South Korean netizens praised Lee Sung-ha for his swift arrest, forceful use of the stick, and graceful administration of poison, saying he was far superior to Lee Jae-myung.

That old guy is now in dire straits, constantly embroiled in lawsuits.

As for Japanese netizens, they only expressed their deep sorrow and condemnation of Li Xinghe:

"Jian Xinghe! If you had any humanity left, you should have poisoned Qiu Xiaogong Wenren in the building too. Besides, you couldn't have saved him!"

"The Akishino family, which spends 1.2 million yen in taxes every year, shouldn't be alive!"

"If Fumihito had died in the building, it would have saved 9000 million yen in taxes every year, enough to buy 128 million bags of bean sprouts for the public (at a discounted price of 699 yen on Fridays)."

How does the headquarters of the Japan Restoration Party explain such a tragedy?

Acting Secretary-General Hirofumi Yoshimura immediately posted a message to save face:

"It's all the fault of the Kanto people for being cold-blooded, cunning, despicable, and vile. It's not that we Osaka people didn't try our best to resist, but who could stop them from even daring to use poison gas?"

When Nobuyuki Baba desperately needed political support, the Unification Church issue seemed so agonizing that Hirofumi Yoshimura quickly removed the 'acting' designation and held an internal election to become the official leader of the Restoration Party.

This also means that the Restoration Party and Baba and others:

"It's been cut!"

By severing ties completely, we appear to have absolved ourselves of the sins associated with the Unification Church, thus taking preventative measures against the decline of public support for the Reform Movement.

Finally, Emperor Naruhito of Japan had no choice but to apologize to the public through the Imperial Household Agency:

"It is very regrettable that my younger brother has been unexpectedly drawn into some political battles."

Regardless, concerns about Fumihito and Hisahito, this foolish father and son, as the second and third in line to the throne, continue to spread in society. More and more people are gradually realizing that it would be better to have a quiet daughter as a clay statue than to let madmen and fools rule the country.

The trend of female emperors succeeding each other continues unabated and has become a social consensus in many organizations.

As for Gao Tiao Wuyue, Li Daiyao, Li Juyan, Guanyinlong Qingniao, Nan Jiaduomei, Nan Haonv, and others who had been secretly helping Li Xinghe, they all mobilized their available online trolls and public opinion to crown Li Xinghe's success on the internet.

The Prosecutor's Supporters Association has adopted a new slogan for Li Xinghe:

"Tokugawa Seika, conquer the world!"

"A new shogun has been born."

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Author's Note: Thank you all for your support. Here's 4700 words. A little prediction and humor.

Chapter 550: The Female Emperor's Sexual Bribery and the Acting Governor of Koizumi's Wife (4800 words)

After the lawmakers were arrested, they thought they would go to the hospital.

Who knew that Li Xinghe would drag them all the way to the dungeon of the Qingshan Commandery.

All the previous tenderness turned into the fierce ruthlessness of tearing off the mask at this moment. While having Lin Youzi and other military doctors prepare an antidote for hydrogen sulfide, Li Xinghe locked them in a half-person-high, half-squatting dungeon and subjected them to humiliating, continuous interrogations without rest.

The media only knew that they were arrested, but they didn't know what it felt like for them to be in the dungeon, facing pistols, bullets, and whips.

Wenren probably had no idea what he was about to face, and his attitude towards Li Xinghe was one of pride: "I am the heir of the Emperor."

When will you let me out?

Li Xinghe laughed.

"Old Deng, where do you think this is?"

He casually pointed to several veterans beside him who were in charge of interrogation:

"This is the Qingshan Command Headquarters. I am the main person in charge of the headquarters. What kind of criminals are usually detained here? Is there a single one who has left unscathed? Do you think you can leave after entering my place?"

Then, Wenren received extra treatment; not only were his hands suspended, but he was also placed in a waterboarding cell to experience the flavor of the Vietnam War.

After going through the prison cell once, he cried and begged to get out.

At this time, the Imperial Family and the Imperial Household Agency also called one after another, so Li Xinghe asked Ryuzaki Hibari to drive him to the Akishino family to offer his condolences.

Hibari Ryuzaki, who was driving, had his eyes practically popping out of their sockets.

You little brat, you'll sleep with any woman you want. It's one thing to lay a hand on Higashikawa Yukami's mother, but you even went after the princess who is the heir to the throne.

Upon arriving at the Akishino Palace residence, Li Xinghe sat in the living room like a lord, embracing Jiazi and showering her with affection.

"Call Dad."