Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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However, Princess Jiazi, who is currently fixated on Li Xinghe, probably has no idea what direction Li Xinghe intends to cultivate her in.
When Jiazi asked about the bars Li Xinghe often took her to, Li Xinghe replied as follows:
"Why are all the lesbians and socialist sympathizers in that bar in Southern California?"
"I like experiencing different styles there."
Yoshiko immediately started shaking the vinegar bottle:
"Huh? Isn't my Empress's charm enough for you to experience?"
"We want a diverse, open, and inclusive life."
Li Xinghe explained it this way.
Yoshiko's sharp criticism:
"Tch. Harem maniac. Go buy me birth control pills."
Although the goal is to elevate her to the position of Empress, it is not yet appropriate for Li Xinghe to allow her to become pregnant.
“It’s okay, I have Sally’s delivery.”
He ordered birth control pills on a food delivery app and had the deliveryman bring them downstairs.
Of course, such sensitive orders will definitely be deleted from the backend records.
……
The date is March 25st.
Nobuyuki Baba and others remained steadfast in their resistance, stubbornly refusing to cooperate with the investigation at the prosecutor's office.
Since that was the case, Li Xinghe bypassed the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Public Security, and as a prosecutor, he mobilized special police and public security officers to pursue them all the way to the headquarters of the Japan Restoration Party, surrounding the entire building.
The Tokyo headquarters of the Japan Restoration Party is located on the fourth floor of an ordinary six-story building in Yotsuya-cho 3, Shinjuku-ku.
The police downstairs started banging on the stairwell door and yelling at the people upstairs:
"Baka yarou! Search!"
Nobuyuki Baba and the others gathered on the fourth floor, trembling with fear and unsure of what to do. However, Abe Tsukasa, the president of the Tokyo branch, who had been soundly defeated in this year's election by the Miko Party and Idol Party under Li Xinghe's control, stuck his head out from the fourth floor and shouted to Li Xinghe downstairs:
"Go ahead and drive a tank in here if you dare! This is a civilian house!"
It wasn't just residential buildings; there was a FamilyMart convenience store downstairs, a real estate agency on the third floor, and ordinary people on the other floors. Everyone gathered around, craning their necks to watch the spectacle up close without any fear. The FamilyMart was packed with onlookers, who bought out the entire store to secure a front-row seat.
Li Xinghe's furious reply:
"Damn it, people like this deserve a good beating. What's with the small fry? Bring me my 155mm towed howitzer!"
Seeing that Li Xinghe was really preparing to board the armored vehicle and howitzer for the assault, Dongchuan Yukami hurriedly hugged her lover, and together with Ryuzaki Hibari, they pulled him to the safety line from either side:
"This is a busy downtown area. You've already caused enough controversy by using tanks to crush cult members, how could you then attack civilian houses?"
Li Xinghe hadn't expected the other party to dare to resist, and asked:
"So what do we do now?"
Musashi Hachimono sighed, stepped out from the crowd, and went into battle carrying a police shield:
"I'll go first."
As a special police officer, Musashi Hachima led her team in an assault, setting up iron ladders outside the building and using them to scale the structure while carrying shields.
At this moment, the media all turned their cameras on:
"The prosecutors dispatched their vanguard, which turned out to be the Metropolitan Police Department's judo superwoman, Ms. Musashi, who has Latin mixed heritage, leading the Security Department's assault team!"
"The first battle! The first battle has begun!"
Upstairs, they were indeed prepared. The fanatical members of the Restoration Society used long wooden sticks, riot forks, and office cabinets as obstacles, constantly pushing back the police officers who had climbed up with the riot forks. To prevent the police officers from accidentally falling from the fourth floor, Musashi Hachimono had no choice but to reluctantly announce a temporary retreat and a halt to the offensive, her face bruised and swollen.
After she came down, the female police officer with the black gun, Yuri Nagi, volunteered to rush into battle.
"I come."
She led some agile police officers, climbed over wooden planks erected on the surrounding buildings, and launched a fierce attack from the rooftops.
The media once again put their cameras on:
"Waaah! The second round has begun. This person... isn't that the infamous traffic cop Yurina who backstabbed her colleague? Has she actually risen to a high-ranking general again?"
But to Li Xinghe's surprise, the Restoration Society, which had extensive experience in street confrontations, not only blocked the staircases but also set up a human wall to block them, forcing Yuri Nagi to retreat.
After she collapsed, the media started making a fuss.
"After two consecutive defeats, are we really going to be shut out like this, with fifty times the number of prosecutors?"
Just as tear gas canisters were being thrown from downstairs, Akishino Fumihito, who had been brought there by Baba Nobuyuki and others, was forced to stick his head out and shout at the police:
"I'm here! I'm here! Don't drop bombs!"
The Crown Prince actually stood with Baba Nobuyuki, which left everyone, including Li Xinghe, speechless. Now, they couldn't launch a strong attack using smoke grenades and flashbangs.
Li Xinghe had no choice but to say:
"Surround this building, set up the arrest headquarters downstairs, and mobilize more drones from the surrounding area. First, prepare an attack plan."
The special police and public security officers had no choice but to set up tents downstairs, block off nearby roads, and begin using drones and thermal scanning to confirm the locations of Nobuyuki Baba, Prince Akishino, and others.
Regardless of what Koizumi and Li Xinghe thought, the Japanese were overjoyed.
Because Fumihito was inside, the media went on a frenzy of publicity, proclaiming: "Nobuyuki Baba, holding the Crown Prince by his side, has repelled the Tank Prosecutor's offensive!"
This is probably the most entertaining thing that has happened in Japan in recent years.
The fact that tanks were chasing cult members and that Li Xinghe arrested more than 2,000 people in one go was already enough to make the public happy. Now, the struggle between Li Xinghe and the opposition party over the issue of 'connections with the Unification Church' has completely become a source of entertainment for the public.
The two sides fought two rounds of intense battles, from the judicial and prosecutorial systems to the Diet, social morality, and even the Imperial Family, dragging in the next heir to the throne, Crown Prince Akishino.
The matter has shifted from investigating the Unification Church as a cult to focusing on Shinjiro Koizumi, his close friend and strongest supporter, Seikawa Masashi, the second most notorious playboy in Tokyo, and...
Political confrontation between Nobuyuki Baba, secretary-general of the Osaka Restoration Association.
Since it's a political struggle, even social media can figure out the ins and outs, so people listen to the self-media's nonsense while watching the show on live streams.
A large number of media live broadcast vehicles arrived at the scene, and some even used cranes to send live broadcast equipment to the rooftops of surrounding buildings, providing 24-hour service for the public to enjoy the show.
The media gave this battle, which took place in a residential area of Shinjuku, the most vivid headline:
"The Siege of Osaka in Summer!"
Because the political core of the Japan Restoration Party was in Osaka, their headquarters in Tokyo was also called the Osaka Annex. Li Xinghe's two victories in two battles on the outskirts, and his subsequent siege of the Osaka Annex, were strikingly similar to Tokugawa Ieyasu's siege of Osaka Castle during the Summer Siege of Osaka.
For Japanese people familiar with these historical terms, comparing Li Xinghe to the cunning Tokugawa Ieyasu and Baba Nobuyuki, who was driven to the brink of despair, to Toyotomi Hideyori is a very easy way to explain.
Therefore, the Osaka Summer Battle on June 25th, as described by reporters broadcasting live, has become:
"Tokugawa Seikawa vs. Baba Hideyori: the strongest prosecutor of the Yokota Shogunate faces off against the seasoned general of the opposition alliance in the Japanese Diet. In the initial battles, Prosecutor Tokugawa Seikawa has won consecutive victories and has already surrounded Osaka Castle. However, in the first rounds, General Baba Hideyori has secured two consecutive wins, defeating General Musashi Hachima, a former national Metropolitan Police Department women's judo champion, and General Yurina, who was once punished for shooting a colleague in the back. Who will emerge victorious in this summer battle of Osaka?"
"Please take note: FamilyMart convenience store located on the fourth floor of Building 3-8-4, Yotsuya-cho 3-ku, Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo! (This post does not contain any FamilyMart advertisements.)"
"The betting market outside the racecourse is booming. Nobuyuki's contract with the racecourse is only going to last a few days! The amount of bets exceeds 2000 million yen."
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For people in China, Japan, and South Korea, this is truly a nationwide spectacle no less dramatic than the arrest of Yoon Seok-yeol.
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Chapter 549: Poison Gas Offensive, Tokugawa Seikawa Wins the World (4700 words)
Every country has its own unique character.
American coups are characterized by their straightforwardness and the struggle revolving around the law; South Korean coups, on the other hand, are characterized by a combination of absurdity and madness, with the idea that only extreme madness is considered normal.
In the postwar system shaped by MacArthur, Japan, within a depoliticized social atmosphere, emphasized an unserious and informal depoliticized public opinion.
As long as something is portrayed as somewhat absurd, society seems to suddenly accept it.
After all, it's not serious, not political, and even irrational, so it's certainly not important. But it's precisely because of this informal, entertainment-style portrayal that the seriousness of the event is diminished.
Even when Li Xinghe created a martial law crisis in Tokyo to test the residents' tolerance, both the Self-Defense Forces and the citizens of Tokyo were in a state of confusion and indifference, as if they were not aware of the seriousness of the problem at all.
At the arrest command center, Higashikawa Yukami sighed, cradling her delicate breasts:
"The reporters outside could only let them broadcast live here. If the Japanese media were to launch a serious propaganda campaign at this time, saying that a prosecutor was leading police officers and public security officers on the street to chase and intercept a group of national parliamentarians, it would look like a sign of a coup d'état."
Hibari Ryuzaki, standing next to him, rolled up his sleeves, slung a pistol holster over his shoulder, and could only sigh in embarrassment.
"Yes. If it were changed to 'Modern Tokugawa Ieyasu attacking modern Toyotomi Hideyori in the Summer Siege of Osaka,' the public would not panic at all, and would even find it interesting, sending gifts in the live stream."
Looking around at the fact that there were more reporters than personnel involved in the operation, turning the scene into a live variety show, Li Xinghe felt a sense of helplessness.
In real life, Japanese people are largely indifferent to or even trivialize political events; however, online Japanese right-wingers are extremely sensitive to them. This stark difference between online and offline behavior may be the reason why Li Xinghe made a mistake in his judgment.
At this point, Li Xinghe felt even more helpless about Princess Jiazi, who had made the biggest mistake.
He patted the table and said to Yoshiko, who was hiding in the corner like a frightened bird:
"Didn't I tell you to keep a close eye on your old man?"
Yoshiko pouted, feeling resentful:
"I...I've been learning how to serve these past few days...I'm sorry."
In fact, Princess Kako had completely forgotten Li Xinghe's instructions these past few days. Apart from secretly using pregnancy tests as a precaution, she spent her time learning from Guanyinlong Qingniao how to serve her boyfriend.
The virgin was completely outmatched by Qingniao and Nan Jiaduomei, easily hooking up with Jiazi. Jiazi even lied, claiming she had found a suitable boyfriend and they were planning to get married.
The mature Guanyin Taki Aoboro had clearly realized that the boyfriend she spoke of was none other than Li Xinghe himself, but Jiazi, a thirty-year-old fool, had no sense of caution whatsoever. She was quickly stripped bare mentally by Aoboro's mother and became her captive, following Aoboro's instructions in her new wife training. She was even subjected to having her buttocks touched by both women in turn.
So she didn't pay attention to what her father was doing at all, which led to the farce of Prince Fumihito being taken hostage by Nobuyuki Baba.
Seeing Jiazi's ostrich-like appearance, Li Xinghe didn't know what to say.
After all, she was a purely feudal young woman. She simply shrugged, leaving the responsibility to her husband.
Master Yuzi from Class One pointed out the problem:
“Her father is inside, so it's not convenient for us to force our way in. Even if Lin Meng prepares the explosives on the spot, it's still…”
If the imperial heir were beaten to death in the room, the problem would be very serious.
Lin Meng and Chen Miyao both shook their heads. Playing with explosives was fine, but blowing up Wenren was unacceptable. To blow up Jiazi's father, whom she barely knew, in front of her would be even more hellish.
Li Xinghe began to think.
Naturally, Nobuyuki Baba's strategy in response to the summons on the 25th was to resist to the end, holding Fumihito hostage upstairs until the cabinet dissolution deadline of June 30th.
Now it's a race to see who gets arrested first.
Li Xinghe made the decision:
"First, shut off all the water and electricity on the fourth floor, and block their drainpipes to let the sewage back up. Also, strictly prohibit anyone from bringing food or water. Set up security measures upstairs and downstairs, and arrest anyone who comes out."
It's not that there's no way to catch them, but rather that this variety show can't end so quickly.
If the audience isn't satisfied, if there's not enough entertainment, they'll complain. They'll then notice the truly serious political tragedy hidden within this conflict.
Soon, a plumber was called to the scene and cut off the sewer line on the fourth floor.
A chorus of curses quickly erupted from inside the building:
"Ughhh, my poop and pee are overflowing!"
"Oh my god, it's overflowing! It's overflowing!"
"Baka! They've blocked the sewers!"
Those holding out on the fourth floor faced the biggest problem of their lives: nowhere to relieve themselves. For a small floor crammed with hundreds of people, this was terrifying. Even using plastic bags couldn't stop the overwhelming stench. Furthermore, Li Xinghe strictly prohibited the entry and exit of food, and even water was forbidden.
Right now, only a few people are defecating and urinating, but in a few days, they might be eating feces and drinking urine.
Nobuyuki Baba and others, along with Fumihito, filmed a video on Douyin (TikTok) angrily criticizing Li Xinghe.
"Coward, shameless brat! Cutting off the water and electricity is one thing, but why block the sewers too? Making everyone live in a pile of excrement and urine, you are committing heinous crimes!"
"Regarding the Crown Prince's dissolute behavior..."
"Shameless brat."
The more they curse, the happier the netizens below become, cheering them on and making them even more excited.
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