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The evil businessman cat, who had no guilty conscience, couldn't stop laughing. She once again admired herself for coming up with this idea. However, while she was working so hard to make money, she really didn't consider how miserable the end would be for her if she failed.
Anyway, she is as mysteriously confident as the ship girls of each camp before the game started, with an attitude of "there is no way I can lose if a dragon hits my face."
At the same time, the first Hong Kong Wang Lele Cup Academic Competition, which is the highlight of this event, will officially begin at noon. Before that, everyone will be enjoying the lively atmosphere of this event in their respective camps.
At noon, the key moment of the day, the ship girls who had had enough fun came to the central office area. As a venue for the competition, there is no place more suitable than this.
A circular stage surrounded by four sides was built in the central open square, and the person standing on the stage was the question setter. There were also super-giant screens facing all four sides to ensure that every ship girl could see it.
Since all the ship girls in the port area are participating in the competition, the competition can only adopt a cruel elimination system. All the ship girls present have a row of buttons in their hands, and they only have three seconds to answer each question. Once they miss or answer incorrectly, the buttons in their hands will explode and they will be disqualified.
Three seconds may be a little rushed for humans, but it is completely enough for the ship girls. What's more, each of them has a book of "answers" and can answer in one second. They welcome the start of this game with strong confidence.
In the square in the central area, almost everyone gathered here, filling up the originally empty square.
Since there are so many ship girls participating in this competition, there will be relatively more preparation work before the competition starts.
Akashi arranged a large group of barbarians to issue multiple-choice buttons to the contestants present and to bind their identities, in order to prevent some cheating ship girls from refusing to admit their defeat and snatching equipment from the contestants around them.
"Big barbarian from Area A2, please maintain order."
"Please don't run around in the Heavy Sakura District. You can't sit next to the Iron Blood District."
"There are still 30% of the ship girls' equipment that have not been bound. Please speed up the process."
"Destroyers and submarines, please stop running around. You are the last 30% of the ship girls left."
………………
Akashi stood on the center stage, coordinating the entire occasion in an orderly manner.
Xiao Lele also came to the stage in advance. As the chief judge, he had to be here. But Mingshi was very busy now and had no time to pay attention to Xiao Lele.
As for the kid, he was using his own special small terminal to connect to the large projection screen device. It was obvious that he was transmitting some data. Looking at the expectant expression on the kid's face, it was unknown what data was being transmitted.
It's a pity that Akashi was too busy, otherwise she would definitely come up and ask.
But it doesn't matter, soon she and everyone else will understand what the child is trying to do. Before that, the child looks like he is just playing and pressing buttons randomly.
After all the orderly preparations, the competition was finally ready to start in about half an hour.
Because it was the first time to hold this kind of event, the stage setup and other aspects were relatively simple.
As the host, Akashi spoke to the eagerly awaited crowd: "Everyone! I believe everyone knows the rules and prizes, so I won't waste time elaborating. I now declare the first Hong Kong Wang Lele Cup Academic Competition officially open! Please look at the central screen. The first question will begin immediately after the ten-second countdown. Please keep pace and answer!"
Ten…nine…eight…seven…six…five…four…three…two…one…zero!
Then the first question was displayed on the screen, which read "Please answer who is the first Kamen Rider of the Heisei era?", and the four choices given below were "A Kuuga, B Agito, C Gurongi, D Onodera Yusuke".
In an instant, the whole place fell silent.
Chapter 610 This is the real first Hong Kong Wang Lele Cup Academic Competition
What should I say...
In short, it was very weird. The first question projected on the huge screen shocked them so much that they were speechless. Everyone was stunned in the first second.
Because the questions shown above cannot be said to be related to the breeding manual, it can only be said to be completely unrelated.
As for the ship girls present who were stunned, it was naturally due to various reasons, but most of them were stunned because the questions in front of them had nothing to do with the questions they bought privately, so it would be a problem if they were not stunned.
Furthermore, according to the regulations, don't we have to choose questions from the breeding manual? The first question in front of me is already beyond the scope.
Since this had nothing to do with the questions they bought, the first thing they thought of was “how dare that unscrupulous businessman to cheat them”.
Let alone them, the most shocked person was definitely Akashi. Look at her face now, there is a look of horror written all over it. When she saw the question on the projection screen, she was definitely the most shocked, because this was not a question she had come up with at all.
In summary, this group of KanColle who bought the questions privately asked three questions in a row: "Who am I? Where am I? What do I see?"
This is the file that Xiao Lele just transferred. If Mingshi hadn't been completely immersed in Hong Jianjian's joy, he would have definitely discovered the clues. It's too late to say anything now.
"Wait! Pause! Emergency pause, meow!"
In the second, Akashi came to his senses with a start and hurriedly interrupted the game.
But this made Xiao Lele a little dissatisfied: "Didn't we agree that we can't stop once we start, meow?"
It was true that pauses were not allowed at the beginning, but now the complete surprise forced her to speak up and end the competition: "Xiao Lele, this is very strange, my question doesn't seem to be like this, what's going on?"
"Your questions are too simple, meow. Since it's knowledge, it must be varied, meow. And you asked me to come up with some questions, and now I can use them, meow!"
Xiao Lele looked like he was saying "no need to thank me", but the problem was that Mingshi didn't want to thank him at all, and even had the urge to kneel down.
"No, Xiaolele, the question asked by Akashi...can we have a discussion?"
"Since I'm the chief judge, I naturally have the right to set questions, nyan, or is there something wrong with my questions?"
How could there be a problem with the questions this kid asked? Because the problem was with me. Mingshi secretly leaked the test questions for Hong Jianjian, but she didn't dare to be honest with this kid even if she had a hundred courages. So there was only one result...
"I'm sorry, everyone. That was an accident. Let me continue. The first question doesn't count. Let's start over."
After Xiao Lele apologized to everyone who was stunned, he began to control the display screen to reload the first question.
At this point, Akashi is unable to stop Xiao Lele, or she simply does not have a legitimate reason to stop this child, so the only thought lingering in her mind now is "it's over". Yes, it's over in every sense of the word. Even without looking back, she can tell from the malicious eyes of those ship girls and the movements of them reaching out to touch her neck.
She didn't look back, and she didn't have the courage to look back, otherwise she might have been so scared that she burst into tears on the spot.
The countdown started again, and this time the question that appeared on the display screen was "Please answer which of the following knights is known as the Showa Black Man", and the four choices were "A Kamen Rider Kuuga, B Kamen Rider BLACK, C Kamen Rider Amazon, C Kamen Rider Shin".
When seeing this question, the ship girls were overwhelmed again.
Wow, the previous question was already a bit unpopular, and now this question is going in a weird direction. How much does this kid like Kamen Rider?
The girls felt that the entire boat was numb. All the information they had memorized before was useless. From now on, they could only rely on their own luck.
So the current situation is very magical. According to previous expectations, everyone who has private test questions should be fighting hard, and maybe they will even go into overtime in the end. But what about now?
Just the first question was enough to eliminate three out of ten ship girls present.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang~~~~
A series of equipment explosions were heard at the scene, and the flames from the explosions directly turned the hairstyles of the eliminated ship girls into big afros.
For the strong bodies of the ship girls, there was not much substantial damage, but it was extremely insulting. Coupled with the fact that Hong Jianjian was tricked by Akashi, at this moment, these ship girls even wanted to sink the profiteer.
Now that Akashi is standing on the stage, it is not easy for him to escape because he is attracting too much attention. Especially now that he is being stared at by them, it is even more impossible for him to escape. After the competition is over, he will probably be poured into cement and disappear into the sea.
So now she can only pray to find a chance to leave the scene, otherwise after this unexpected event is over, it will be her time to sink.
Compared to these things, the current competition is the focus of everyone's attention. Due to Xiao Lele's unexpected intervention, this competition has developed in a completely unpredictable direction.
Although three out of ten ship girls were eliminated, there are still seven out of ten ship girls left. Among this seven out of ten group, some passed by luck, or some knowledgeable ship girls revealed the answers and helped their colleagues around them to survive.
But this is just the first question, who knows how off-the-beaten-path the next one will be.
Instead of thinking about how to sink Akashi afterwards, it is better to think about how to deal with the next problem.
Even those eliminated ship girls had no intention of waiting for Akashi for the time being, but turned their attention to the next competition. After all, this competition had become the No. 1 surprise from the very beginning. None of them could predict what question would appear in the next second, nor could they predict how many ship girls would be eliminated by the next question.
So everyone was very curious, especially those ship girls who were eliminated, who started to act as spectators and witness the competition to the end. They were extremely curious about who would win and get the prize.
After all, the situation on the scene was completely out of control, and the event that was originally supposed to be led by Akashi fell completely into the hands of Xiao Lele.
Perhaps it is precisely because of the unpredictability of the competition that it adds to the fun. At least this group of eliminated ship girls all enjoyed watching it.
After the first question, there was no time for everyone to rest. The second question popped up immediately: "Please answer which camp was the only one that came to greet Wang Lele on the first day he arrived at the port to take office?" The answer is "A Donghuang, B Royal, C Iron Blood, D Sakura Empire".
Chapter 611: Too Bizarre Result
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The event became so magical at one point that I really don’t know how to complain about it.
The second question was an easy one, but except for Donghuang, the four initial camps were not happy at all. After all, the dark history of the dead was attacking them madly. The situation when this child took office had always been a dark history that they wanted to forget very much. They did not expect that it would be announced in the form of a question today.
Although all members passed safely the next day, the four major camps had no joy at all, especially the White Eagle. Their own camp was not even qualified to appear in the options, so it was really unknown what everyone's mentality was now.
In such a delicate atmosphere, the competition is still going on.
However, there is no need to describe the process of the competition in detail. All of the questions are unrelated to the breeding manual. These questions are all centered around Xiao Lele’s own interests, as well as some problems that everyone has experienced in life.
At least Xiao Lele has principles when asking questions, that is, all the life-related questions asked by this kid are things that everyone has experienced together or things that everyone must know. If you can't remember them, it is only natural that you will be eliminated. As for the questions revolving around this kid's interests... it depends on one's opinion. Although some ship girls who can match the radio waves can answer them, their number is definitely not large, and they can't save too many colleagues.
Due to the fast pace of the entire competition, the entire race lasted only thirty minutes, but these short thirty minutes allowed this group of ship girls to go through a more difficult time than on the battlefield.
Every question in this half hour was a torture for them, and after each question, you could hear more or less explosions. After each question, there would inevitably be a few more regretful spectators around.
Even at such a fast pace, the event still lasted half an hour.
Although there were some twists and turns along the way that delayed the time, the number of questions has reached 200.
There are not many ship girls left on the scene. The remaining ship girls in each camp can be counted on two hands. Even the seeded player Donghuang has girls eliminated. Yes, the talented girl Haitian who was highly expected was eliminated. Now she is squatting in the corner in frustration, but there is nothing she can do about it. After all, Xiao Lele's interest is her blind spot. It is not easy for her to persist until now.
In addition, there is another point worth complaining, that is, among the entire camp, the retention rate of Donghuang Ship Girl is the highest. Although the lack of ships is partly the reason, the main reason is that the opponent's correct answer rate is quite high.
The overly magical result was difficult to accept for other camps with high elimination rates, but the girls from Donghuang were proud of the existing result.
You have to know that Xiao Lele lives in Donghuang permanently, so the time the child spends in Donghuang is not wasted, and they are not simply accompanying and loving the child.
Because of my love for him, I often watch special effects dramas with him, so he naturally knows these questions.
It can be said that even Xiao Lele himself did not realize that the questions he asked were actually somewhat biased towards the Donghuang camp.
The competition has finally reached a certain point, and it's time to change the way of answering and then select the final winner.
"Everyone, those of you who have made it this far already have a basic understanding of me, so the next step is the short answer questions, nya."
When everyone heard the advanced version, their faces changed immediately.
There is no way around it. In the previous multiple-choice format, even if you are faced with a blind spot that you don’t understand, you at least have a chance to get away with it by choosing one out of four. But once it becomes a short-answer question, it will really become a pure elimination contest based on your own strength.
No, this situation must be avoided.
For this reason, Bismarck, who had finally survived, raised an objection: "Please wait! Commander, we still have so many ship girls left. If it is a simple question, we can't answer it at the same time. What should we do with the remaining ship girls?"
"It's just a competition anyway, so if you lose, you can only say that's it."
Unexpectedly, Frederick actually sang a different tune, and he was singing a different tune from his own flagship.
But this is normal, because she is now in an elimination state. As for why she lost, it is also very interesting to talk about. To put it simply, she was tricked by Bismarck. She never expected that the flagship would play tricks on her own ship in order to win.
Now that Frederick has missed the victory, she can only watch the competition as a spectator with a look of reluctance on her face. So now that she sees that her own flagship may be eliminated, she is naturally happy to mock. As long as she can't get it, she can't bear to see other ship girls get it, not to mention that the other party is framing her.
Bismarck was too busy to pay attention to the loser's sarcastic remarks. She kept staring at Xiao Lele, as if hoping that he would give an answer that would make it easier for her to survive, or to continue with the multiple-choice method.
In fact, she was not the only one who hoped so. The surviving ship girls from other camps also thought so. They had finally made it here and had sent off a large group of competitors. How could they fail now because of a mere quiz? Moreover, after having been baptized by all kinds of weird questions before, they were not sure what kind of weird questions this child would come up with.
However, Xiao Lele, who did not follow the rules at all, responded like this: "This is not a matter of course. The reason why we use short-answer questions is that we want to decide the winner in one go. Whoever answers the question first will be the champion of this event. If the first person answers incorrectly, the second person will take over until everyone gets the answer right."
My goodness, there are so many ship girls left. Under normal circumstances, shouldn’t they advance and then eliminate some of them before entering the finals?
This kid immediately entered the finals mode, and who taught him this all-in spirit?
Faced with this game-killing rhetoric, the ship girls were once again thrown into deep shock.
It can only be said that every step this child took was beyond everyone's expectations. They said they could still continue fighting, but their commander already wanted to end the game.
Faced with such an arrangement, Bismarck rarely showed a very aggrieved expression, but he had no idea what to say.
If she wanted to refute it, she needed a reason, but now she couldn't think of any reasonable reason.
At this moment, Bismarck was definitely not the only one who was sweating coldly. The other ship girls who were feeling unsure were the same.
Xiao Lele doesn't care what they think. Since no one has any "objection", then they will start with the last question.
This time, he did not project the question onto the display screen. Instead, he picked up the microphone that was handed to him and asked the final question: "Everyone! Please answer... What year am I in the military service?"
Chapter 612: A somewhat anticlimactic ending
The final moment has finally arrived. Everyone thought that the final short answer question would be very difficult, but what they didn’t expect was that the final question would be so... so ordinary?
They had expected that the child would ask even more bizarre and tricky questions, but they never expected that the final question would be even more ordinary than they had expected.
Maybe the question itself is very common, but they have to face the fact that they don’t know the answer either.
When exactly is this child's official military service date?
They don't know because the child never said anything, but this question can be concluded through reasoning. Since the child claimed to be five years old, that is, the fifth year since he was rescued, he must have served in the army for one of the five years. In other words, this is a one-in-five-choice question, and they have a one-fifth chance of passing.
Thinking of this, the ship girls' minds instantly became active. This was not a dead end.
"The official service time is the 75th year of the Azure Calendar."
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