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Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table and said, "Stop making so much noise! If you want me to win, shut up and study quietly!"
"""""……yes."""""
Perhaps it was the first time that they saw such an aggressive Z23. The destroyers and submarines around him immediately shut up. After all, the pressure from the top student was not to be underestimated.
It was a scene like this. The Iron Blood Canteen was extremely lively now, and had completely turned into a classroom for students to study. Even their flagship Bismarck was concentrating on taking notes in an inconspicuous corner. It was obvious that the prize was very attractive to her, otherwise she would not have dragged Tirpitz along to help with reviewing.
Chapter 607: Various Warship Girls Rising
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Northern Union
"Comrades, now is the time to show our Soviet spirit and unity. Although we are a later camp, we have the advantage of not having the dark history of the four major camps, so let's take down the little comrade and the prize in one go!"
Even internally, Soviet Rossiya, which issued the order, did not forget to promote the unity of its own camp through the dark history of the original four major camps.
I have to say it is quite effective. At least everyone wants the universal wishing coupon.
The Mercury Memorial, who was looking forward to it, raised his hands and cheered: "Great! Although this port area is usually very lively, I still hope there will be more lively events like this!"
"Hehe, Mercury Kinen is right! I've never been bored since I joined this port."
"I should be thankful that it's a breeding manual for little comrades. If it was a serious book, I really wouldn't be able to read it."
"Now is the time to rise up and let the ship girls in this port area see our Soviet red spirit!"
"That's right! Comrade is definitely the perfect inheritor of the Soviet spirit!"
………………
Indeed, there were quite a few expellees who had the same idea as her. When a group of Northern Alliance expellees gathered together, the topic naturally revolved around Xiao Lele.
"We started late. Although we can't say that we will definitely win against Donghuang, which also has this book, other factions learned about the existence of this book on the same day as us. We are all at the same starting line, so there is no possibility for us to lose."
Flipping through the breeding manual, Chapayev made a rare strong statement, but her words did inspire everyone.
As a later camp, they had the advantage of coming later and took this opportunity to bring their relationship closer.
"That's right. It's not our style to keep defending. We need to attack! Attack! We still have to attack!"
Soviet Belarus summed up the action program for their own camp. It was very simple: just keep attacking. As long as Xiao Lele was there, they would have nothing to fear.
In fact, there is really not much to say about the Northern Alliance. Although this camp has few ships, it is very united. It is not like the Sakura Empire with many factions and is very chaotic, nor is it like the Royal Family with its subordinates rebelling against its superiors all the time. The united Northern Alliance will be a strong enemy in this competition.
Iris Libre and the Vichy Church
Although they are two camps, they were originally split from the same force, so the ship girls of these two camps also quarreled because of what happened today.
"As expected, as the Son of God, how could you not have a Bible? From now on, this booklet will be the Bible of our Free Iris. Everyone will read this Bible in the morning!"
Richelieu has never been normal since she got the breeding manual. Now she is standing in front of the stained glass of the cross in the lecture hall. The breeding manual is placed on the table in front of the cross like a valuable item, and she is kneeling on one knee with a pious look on her face, making a prayer gesture.
There was more than one person who joined her in the madness, including Joan of Arc, who prayed in the same posture with a face full of piety and emotion: "Yes, Lord Richelieu, we will definitely read this Bible diligently every day. Through this Bible, we can have a deeper understanding of the greatness of the Son of God."
The Free Iris colleagues around them looked at them helplessly, as if they were not surprised by this situation. Rather, they showed a helpless look of "they started again".
If it were any other time, Jean Bal would definitely step in to stop this "crazy" sister ship, but today she really didn't have the heart to do so.
Joffre and Algeria could not help but ask her, "Jean Bard, do you really not care?"
Reaching out to rub his swollen and aching temple, Jean Bal replied directly: "How can I manage it? Anyway, I definitely can't manage it, and I don't want to manage it. I hate to hit that idiot now."
Ignoring the mad cardinal, Brest came up to her and teased, "Come to think of it, Jeanbal, you've signed up too, right? Don't be perfunctory. I saw you secretly sign up at the last minute."
“I…I…”
It seemed that he didn't expect that what he did was so secretive, but was still discovered. He was like a naughty child whose little secret was discovered by his parents, and he was speechless for a moment.
Looking at her reaction, isn't this more interesting than seeing their own crazy flagship?
Even Gascoigne interrupted and said, "Report, I just saw Jean Bart carefully putting a protective cover on the book in private. In conclusion, Jean Bart cherishes this book as much as Lord Richelieu does."
"Gasconi, shut up! If you don't know how to speak, then don't speak anymore!"
Bal was so angry about the youngest sister ship who kept revealing her little secret that he covered her mouth and stopped her from continuing.
Although Gascoigne was still saying something, because his mouth was covered, he kept making cute "Mmm" sounds.
The little destroyers and the little submarines also have their own circle. Kaixuan stepped forward and pulled Vicious to cheer him up: "Vile, I've signed up for you as well. Let's work together to get that universal wishing ticket!"
“Ehhhhhhhhhh~~~~~”
As expected, Vicious let out a lazy exclamation, and then said, "You guys can just join in, why do you want to involve me too? I should just be a spectator in the audience."
Perhaps she was one of the few ship girls in the port who would not sign up, but she didn't expect that it was the sister ship that helped her sign up in the end.
Seeing her listless appearance, Kaiyue quickly came to her, grabbed her shoulders and shook her vigorously: "Don't lie down, evil, hurry up and learn with me, as long as you get the universal wishing ticket, you can make any wish you want!"
I was originally refusing to learn from the viciousness, but the other party's last sentence was too tempting. I imagined the wonderful life I would have after getting the universal wishing ticket...
"Well, I think we can still fight for it."
You didn't expect it, did you? The lazy Vicious said this with a struggling look on her face, and actually stood up to study with her. As expected, besides her nemesis, the one who knew her best was her sister ship, and she was completely controlled by Triumph.
As the only submarine here, Surcouf raised his hands vigorously and cheered as if surrendering in French style: "Hehe, everyone, work hard. We can't let other camps look down on us, the Free Iris and the Vichy Church."
With a sense of mission, the unyielding man straightened his chest and said to everyone, "That's right! It's time for the Holy Son to witness our devout faith!"
Unexpectedly, it was this little expellee who jumped out to give orders in the end, but no one cared. What mattered was that the goal was indeed as said.
Although they, the Free Iris and the Vichy Church, did come later, they wanted to prove that their love for the child would never lose to any camp.
Chapter 608: Everyone is Overconfident
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Sardinian Empire
As the last camp to join the port, Sardinia can be said to be weak and in a bad situation in various senses. However, even in such an overwhelming and bad situation, the ship girls of the Sardinia camp do not seem to have any anxiety, and are even now having heated discussions surrounding this breeding manual.
"This is so interesting. Our commander is even cuter than I thought!"
"This is as great as a gift from the Sun God!"
“It’s no exaggeration to say that I can read this book for the rest of my life!”
"Hehehe, with this book, it will be easier for me to understand how the commander usurped power."
"Northwest Wind, next time we will tease the commander according to the instructions in this manual."
………………
The camp was filled with joyful discussions, and for a moment it was unclear whether they were overconfident or overoptimistic.
"I didn't expect our luck to be so good. We just joined the port not long ago and happened to run into such an event. It's a good opportunity to marry our sea pearl, Commander Xiao Lele."
Listening to Littorio's fantastical speech, well... it is certain that this guy is extremely self-centered and completely blind to the shortcomings of his own camp.
Veneto, who saw everything, was the most sober among them. So what was her attitude?
"It's a rare and interesting event. You all have to work hard. Otherwise, it will be embarrassing for Sardinia if we lose."
That's right, the chief flagship doesn't care about so many things. What's the point of thinking so much about shortcomings and disadvantages? Just go for it and give it your all in the competition. Even if you lose, you will have no complaints. This is Sardinia. Instead of thinking seriously about important issues, it is better to think about how to enjoy the process. After all, Sardinia is a ship girl who pays more attention to enjoyment. Otherwise, when building the port area, she would not have made the bizarre request to Xiao Lele to focus on building a bathhouse.
"I am the legitimate successor of Romulus' will. This is just a competition, and I will conquer you!"
The first one to respond was naturally Roma, who was also an extremely self-centered ship girl. She had never considered the possibility of defeat at all. Although she had suffered many setbacks at the hands of Xiao Lele, it obviously did not allow her to learn a lesson.
Tianying smiled at the situation and said, "It's rare that everyone is so motivated. I'll do my part to help everyone."
"Great, then I'll help the great empire Zzz..."
As I was talking, I almost began to doze off. The empire remained the same, even though it had been forced to sign up by Rome.
In short, Sardinia is just so casual and there is no sense of tension. Instead of discussing how to win the competition, they prefer to discuss how to use the contents of the breeding manual to amuse Xiao Lele.
东煌
As the top seed of this competition, the Donghuang camp is now very lively. Everyone is discussing the competition held this time. In particular, the question bank is the "Wang Lele Breeding Manual" that is familiar to everyone in Donghuang. Even Binjiang, who joined last, has already finished reading it. With the extraordinary learning ability and memory of the ship girls, they will naturally be able to memorize it as long as they read it a few more times. Of course, it does not rule out some idiots who don't like to study at all.
Pinghai was very excited and suggested to Yixian: "Sister Yixian, although we have a great chance of winning, we still need to be cautious and review the contents of this book again to crush all other camps in the port area!"
Fushun also made a suggestion: "That's what I said! And that profiteer Akashi waived our registration fee. Only at this time would she know how to build a boat so well."
That’s right, Mingshi, who made a fortune this time, did not charge Donghuang’s registration fee. It can be said that Donghuang’s preferential treatment was fully demonstrated at this moment.
"If it's a competition of learning, I believe I won't lose to the other camps."
As a talented girl, Haitian answered confidently while flipping through the breeding manual. In fact, she had memorized the whole book. Even so, she continued to study by reviewing the old knowledge and learning the new, as if this book would not make her feel bored at all.
However, the confident Donghuang girls did not pay any attention to Mingshi's advice before she left. They obviously did not care at all that she would modify the difficulty of the questions. They were already very familiar with the entire book and no matter how they changed, they would not deviate from the content of the book. At least that was what they thought at the moment.
But Yixian was still a little worried: "Let's be careful. After all, friendship comes first, competition comes second. Let's not get too upset."
I can only say that the owner of the universal wishing ticket is indeed different. This is because they have the spare time of the ticket, and I have no idea how crazy those ship girls are who are going crazy for the ticket.
Ping Hai, who had a deep understanding of this, couldn't help but complain: "Sister Yixian, I think it's not up to us to decide whether it will hurt the relationship... Never mind, we'll see what happens when the time comes."
“Hahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~”
Binjiang laughed heartily: "Don't think too much. If you can win, then just crush them."
Ying Rui looked around and asked, "Speaking of which, where is Xiao Lele? Has anyone of you seen Xiao Lele?"
Zhenhai, who was sitting with Haitian and reading a book, answered: "The commander was very happy when he knew that he was the chief examiner. Who would prepare the test questions or something?"
"Since Xiao Lele is so motivated, we can't let that kid down. We must strive to win the championship!"
""""oh!""""
In response to Anshan's call, the people in Changchun raised their hands one after another.
The port area is very lively right now, and everyone is making intensive preparations for the competition.
All camps have joined this time, with the exception of the Ember camp. Because they were being chased by Xiao Lele, they are all going out on an expedition together and will not be back in a short time, so Ember is absent from this competition.
In addition to this, there is another hidden camp. Yes, it is the Siren, but the existence of this camp is not suitable to be revealed.
“Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu, I want to participate in this competition too. I also want the universal wishing ticket for the “Singularity”. Why can’t I participate?!”
A fool who was lying on the ground and rolling around, I knew without asking that she was a Purifier. It was obvious that she really wanted the prize this time, otherwise she wouldn't have thrown a tantrum in front of the Observer and Zero, but...
The observer was not even willing to say a word about it, and just snapped his fingers.
Then the octopus-shaped ship directly wrapped the opponent into a paramecium and dragged it to the combustible garbage dump.
During this time, Zero and Observer didn't say a word, probably because there was no need to speak. The entire quiet underwater base was filled with the voice of the idiot Purifier.
Chapter 609 The Moment of Playing Off
A week later, the port area was filled with a festive atmosphere, and a few cheap and simple fireworks bloomed in the sky from time to time.
Those who don’t know might think that today is some kind of celebration or sports event, but it’s not open to the public. However, it’s not a bad idea to think so. After all, today is equivalent to a celebration or sports event for the ship girls.
After all, Akashi is not a devil. To be fair, in order to give the ship girls who get the information for the first time enough time to study, the official event will be held one week from the day the registration starts. Considering the ship girls' excellent learning and memory abilities, one week is more than enough. As for those who are a little dumb, it has nothing to do with Akashi. The time has been given, and if they still can't do it, it's their own problem.
Today is a big day. The port is hosting a very lively competition, but this big event is only for the ship girls within the port.
It has to be said that Ming Shi's business skills were really maxed out, and she never let go of any opportunity to make money. She set up small stalls in various camps by paying for cheap external labor (Manju and Command Cat), and contracted the venue layout for the first Hong Kong Wang Lele Cup Knowledge Competition, and all the surrounding stalls were snapped up.
At the expense of cheap labor, a lot of expensive Xiao Lele peripherals and snacks are sold.
All I can say is that these ship girls are all rich ladies. As long as they are in the mood, they don't care about how much money it is. They just take out their wallets and do it. In short, it's good for them to make a lot of money.
But if you think this is the biggest source of income this time, you are wrong. The real big source of income is not these scattered stalls, but another source of income that is not visible to the public.
For this reason, I have to emphasize again that as a capitalist, Akashi is a typical capitalist at heart.
fair?
In the eyes of capitalists, as long as etiquette exceeds a certain limit, they will dare to trample on it. This principle also applies to Akashi.
As the organizer of the competition, this profiteer cat still crossed the line that could not be crossed. That's right, she cheated.
It's the same old saying, she is not a devil after all. There will always be a group of ship girls with poor brains who can't remember anything in a week. In order to take care of these ship girls with poor brains, Akashi, as a great benefactor, will naturally sell some test questions to the other party. This is to take care of the ship girls with poor brains.
Of course, these stupid people also include some ship girls who want to take advantage of the situation. Of course, Akashi refused at the beginning, but when the other party was able to bribe the test questions with five times or even more price, she shamefully wavered.
Making money is not shameful. After all, the other party gives too much. There is no reason not to eat the meat that is delivered to your mouth.
In the end, this profiteer still accepted the Red Tips from many camps and leaked the test questions.
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