Did you masturbate today Commander?
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In the end, only the girls from the Donghuang camp were left staring at the situation in amazement. Things happened too quickly and they didn't understand why it turned out like this.
Since there was nothing to do, Ninghai and Pinghai came over today to help with some paperwork. How could they have expected to encounter such an explosive situation?
"Sister Yixian, should we... follow them?"
"Yeah, I feel like things are becoming more unexpected."
Ninghai and Pinghai couldn't help but offer suggestions to Yixian who was still stunned.
After coming to her senses, she unexpectedly refused: "No, let's not make do with this matter. After all, this is the child's decision. We just need to watch and see. Besides... we don't have much to lose."
The last sentence is the real reason for his calmness. No matter what plan Xiao Lele wants to implement, he will stay in Donghuang. Therefore, Donghuang has been invincible from the beginning. Therefore, Yixian doesn’t care about how to struggle. Anyway, the Donghuang cubs must be in their own camp.
"Yeah, we just need to watch the fun from the sidelines."
"It would be better to say that if Xiao Lele really does this, we at Donghuang will get the biggest advantage!"
Ninghai and Pinghai figured it out instantly, and seemed more relaxed. They even started discussing whether Xiao Lele could really successfully implement this plan.
"Don't think too much about it."
In the end, it was Yixian who stopped the topic from getting out of control: "It probably won't succeed. Rather, I can't imagine the scenario where they will let Xiao Lele successfully carry out her plan."
That’s right, this farce plan will definitely be stopped by them, but they don’t know how.
On the other side, the ship girls who had already rushed out could not find any trace of Xiao Lele.
"Aaaaaaaah, it's over! I completely lost track of the Commander, what should I do now!!"
There was no trace of the child anywhere, and it was certain that he had left their sight. It would be extremely difficult to find the child at this time. Even Xuefeng's luck might not be able to solve this problem.
"Even if we can't find it, we have to find it somehow! We can't let this ridiculous plan actually be implemented!"
At this moment, Ron no longer had the image of a gentle older sister, but instead had a ferocious face full of helpless roars.
Can you only pet cats through video cloud?
Stop joking. Whoever can accept it can go. Anyway, Ron will never accept such a ridiculous fact.
"No, Xiao Lele hiding in the bushes is in a quantum teleportation state. We can't catch Xiao Lele in this state."
As a scientist, Reno made a very unscientific yet somewhat scientific statement.
After all, she was very passionate about everything about Xiao Lele, so naturally she conducted independent research on this child. As for the direction of the research... naturally she would study everything, from her origins to her hobbies and interests.
Among them, the child's hobby of hiding in the bushes is naturally one of the studies. Reno named the magical phenomenon that the child seemed to jump through space after hiding in the bushes "Schrödinger's Lele". It is impossible to capture little Lele in this state.
"Shut up! If you're not motivated, go back. You have to find me even if you can't find me, unless you can accept that you can only see honey in videos from now on!"
New Jersey, who always smiles, was rarely angry when faced with his discouraged colleague and scolded him.
"Calm down!"
Qiye once tried to catch Xiao Lele who was hiding in the bushes, but all the attempts ended in failure. So she knew it was unrealistic to start from the "process", so she tried a roundabout approach and started from the "result".
"It's unrealistic to intercept the commander now. In this case, we might as well change our thinking and start directly from the final destination. As long as we know the commander's destination in advance, we can stop him in advance, so we haven't completely lost yet."
As expected of the White Eagle flagship, it immediately ignited everyone’s hope.
She was also good at brainstorming: "So everyone, think carefully, if the commander wants to implement this outrageous plan, where is the most likely place to go?"
Under her guidance, everyone began to think seriously. After all, there had been other similar cases before. At that time, the commander went to the logistics department of Manju. After all, if the lovely logistics staff were paid enough, even the city in the sky could be built. In addition, the child's social circle...
The answer seemed obvious, and all clues pointed in the same direction.
“““““““It’s Manchu and Command Cat!!!”””””””
Almost all the ship girls pointed to the same existence at the same time. If they wanted to implement such a ridiculous and outrageous plan, only this group of so-called omnipotent logistics could help this kid.
"What are you still standing there for! Hurry up and get going!!!"
After determining the final answer, he almost immediately turned to another destination and rushed there, determined to arrive before Xiao Lele.
Chapter 385 Miaole’s stubbornness is extremely valuable
I have to say that their guess was indeed correct, but the answer is not that difficult and one can think of it as long as one uses one's brain. If they can't even think of it, then one really has to question the bond between them and Xiao Lele.
Since Xiao Lele's final destination had been determined, they naturally could not stand still and sprinted at their maximum speed. Even the slowest battleship reached a miraculous speed like a light cruiser. It can only be said that the power of love is so magical that it fully demonstrates its extraordinary side.
Just as they had judged, Xiao Lele was quickly "quantum teleporting" towards the location of Manjiu and the command cat's logistics center, but this time he absolutely never expected that the group of big sisters on the opposite side would arrive faster than him.
Just when Xiao Lele was about to arrive, this group of big sisters had already arrived in advance. Since the logistics center was surrounded by green grass on all sides, no one knew which direction Xiao Lele would appear from. Everyone dispersed and surrounded the logistics center from all directions. No matter which direction he appeared from, there would be a ship girl to intercept him.
However, their overly obvious actions frightened the Barbarians. They didn't understand why this group of ship girls surrounded their workplace. The Barbarians and the command cats huddled together, trembling with fear at the powerful aura of the ship girls.
"Don't stand here and watch. Go away immediately."
"That's right, we have specially approved you all to take a day off today, so don't stay here."
"Let's go, the logistics center is closed today."
"Everyone has worked hard all this time, please do whatever you want today."
"Why don't you all move to the royal kitchen? You can use the royal ingredients to make snacks for yourselves."
………………
Whether it was threats, persuasion, or encouragement, they had only one goal, which was to clear out the logistics center. Not a single Manchu could be left here, just in case... just in case they couldn't stop the agile Xiao Lele, at least they would make sure he got nothing. This was the last insurance measure, so they were now leaving no stone unturned to expel Manchu and command the cats.
When these cuties heard that they had a day off today, they were secretly communicating with each other in a language that the ship girls couldn't understand at all.
"Alright, alright, don't discuss this any more. We don't bother to lie to you. Anyway, don't stay here. Disperse immediately."
Dafeng, with an anxious look on his face, has been driving away these little cuties. Now, every second wasted might cause Xiao Lele to suddenly pop up from the bushes.
"What looks like Xiao Lele's reaction has appeared, right at the six o'clock position! Bismarck, right there! Find a way to stop the commander!"
Unexpectedly, his position was so "lucky". Bismarck put down the ship's scepter, bent down with his hands open, and posed as a goalkeeper.
It seems a bit exaggerated, but what happens next proves that this action is not exaggerated at all.
The bushes in the distance were sprinting towards the logistics center at an extremely fast speed. This speed was definitely Xiao Lele's.
In fact, they still underestimated Xiao Lele's "quantum shuttle" speed. When he rushed out of the bushes, his speed was almost beyond the limit of human dynamic reaction, like a cannonball fired from a gun.
Humans may not be able to react, but the ship girl's excellent dynamic vision can capture it clearly, and stand in the middle to prepare to take this "cannonball".
It has to be said that her decision was correct, because Xiao Lele's "quantum shuttle" speed was beyond imagination. Being able to capture the trajectory does not mean that the entity can be captured. The situation shown by Bismarck next is a typical example.
After all, it was because the speed was too fast, and Xiao Lele didn't expect that there would be an "obstacle" blocking in front of him on the track he usually walked on.
"Take that kid! Bismarck!!"
"Bismarck, I'll support you this time! You must catch it!"
"Don't miss! Bismarck!!"
"You must stop it, Bismarck!"
"Don't embarrass the Iron Blood flagship!"
………………
At that extremely urgent moment, shouts of support came from all directions. It would have been fine even if they hadn't caught it, but with all this atmosphere, it inexplicably became a passionate result of "must block it", and Bismarck also followed this atmosphere and became rarely passionate.
Phew!
The result was as expected... Bismarck still failed to catch Xiao Lele who was rushing towards him like a cannonball, but he successfully blocked him.
But in the end, Xiao Lele crashed headfirst into Bismarck's abdomen. The powerful impact bent her body sixty degrees, and she crashed backwards due to inertia.
Don't doubt Xiao Lele's stubbornness. He fell vertically from a height of nearly 10,000 meters and broke through the thick church glass, but the result was just a big swelling. Not to mention that he was now hitting Bismarck's soft abdomen.
And there is another point worth complaining about, that is, although his abdomen was hit so strongly, Bismarck's face did not show any pain from the impact, but instead had a bad expression of happiness, because the one who hit his abdomen was Xiao Lele, just like the "fateful collision" at the corner of school in GALGAME.
Almost everyone could see that the dignified Iron Blood flagship actually showed such a bad expression. If it were not for special circumstances, they would really blame this Iron Blood flagship that looked so abnormal.
Under the powerful inertia, Bismarck rolled several times and hit the wall of the logistics center.
The result was too sudden, and scared the ship girls and the cute ones who had not left yet, and they all gathered around. However, when they saw it clearly, they were speechless for a moment.
"Hehe, Commander's love shock."
The impact from the abdomen was very strong, but when I thought that it was coming from Xiao Lele, it didn’t seem so painful, and even a little... comfortable?
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele finally came to his senses and realized that he was being hugged: "Why is everyone here meow? No! Are you okay meow?"
Although he didn't know what happened, the child was clearly aware that he had bumped into someone, and quickly patted the other person's face and called out.
"It's okay. How could it be? As long as it's the commander, I can catch it no matter how fast it is."
Unfortunately, the child didn't know that it was this cute action that made Bismarck's soft and terrible smile even more unbearable.
"Commander, are you okay?"
"Xiao Lele, are you injured anywhere?"
"Commander, if you feel any pain, please tell Taihou!"
"Commander, you looked like you were in a lot of pain just now, are you really okay?"
………………
Obviously, it was Bismarck who was the hero in taking over Xiao Lele, but in the blink of an eye, the attention of these older sisters turned to this child. It can only be said that in their eyes, Bismarck is no longer useful.
Chapter 386: For Miaole, they can be very mean
It was so realistic. I didn't expect that I was left behind by everyone in the blink of an eye after cheering and encouraging each other just now. Even none of my iron-blooded colleagues came forward to care about me. However, Bismarck said that he didn't care about this trivial matter at all. The ship in question even felt that it had made a profit.
"Hehe... Commander's strong impact..."
It's really hard to imagine... The one who showed such a silly look was the majestic Bismarck. It was obviously hit in the abdomen, but he acted as if his brain was playing dumb. But what's even more ridiculous is that there are other ship girls who envy such treatment. I can only say that if it's not this world that has become weird, then it must be these ship girls that have become weird.
Now these are just minor problems. The important thing is that they finally succeeded in intercepting Xiao Lele, and at the same time quietly waved their hands to disperse the group of barbarians and command cats who wanted to come up to help. Their fierce eyes seemed to indirectly convey the threat of "I won't be polite if you don't leave", which has achieved their goal.
"What are you doing here, meow?"
Little Lele was held up by them, and they had no intention of putting him down to the ground, as if they were afraid that he would run away and disappear without a trace like he did just now.
It seems that this kid didn't realize at all how serious the issue he was talking about was, so he was very puzzled that this group of ship girls actually followed him here and held him tightly.
"Um... can you put me down, nya?"
Xiao Lele tried to break free and get to the ground, but the company was well prepared this time and held on very tightly, not giving the other party any chance to break free.
This kid might be fast, but no matter how fast he is, he can't be faster than the prepared ship girls. Even if he really breaks free from their hands, the prepared Enterprise can still strangle the kid's fate by the scruff of the neck in bullet time.
Enterprise did not put the child down as he wished. Instead, he asked with a rare smile, "Commander, can you tell me what you would do if I put you down?"
Xiao Lele was very honest and answered directly: "Of course I came to ask my friends for help. If I want to promote reform, I can't do it by myself."
"Then don't do it."
Xiao Lele never expected that such words would suddenly come out of the company's mouth. This sentence made a big question mark appear on his head.
What's happening here?
Xiao Lele said that she had never encountered such a situation. Logically speaking, shouldn't the ship girls be very cooperative? Because this can reduce disputes and unpleasantness, they should be very happy.
"But...but if we do this, it will be easy for everyone to get into arguments, and if it goes on for a long time, everyone will be very unhappy-nyan."
After all, the child's starting point was for their own good, but precisely because of this, it was even more impossible for this plan to succeed.
"No, my Lord."
Even Amagi, who rarely spoke, stood up and said, "If you really implement this plan, it will be the greatest unpleasantness, so this time we implore the commander to listen to our request. Every ship girl present does not want to implement such a plan."
Why be so tactful at this time? Just be straightforward.
Still not realizing that there was something wrong with his understanding, the naive little Lele glanced at the ship girls around him and found that it seemed to be true.
Everyone looked at him with pitiful eyes, as if silently asking him not to do this. If he did it, it would be as if he had committed something extremely evil.
Xiao Lele didn't understand, so since she didn't understand, she asked directly: "But... this is different from what I learned, meow. In the past, the older brothers said that it was difficult for ship girls to get along with each other. Wouldn't everyone be unhappy if they were squeezed together like this, meow?"
Sure enough, regarding the learning of commanders, they used to learn from the older brothers who were active commanders, and those active commanders naturally complained to this child about the difficulty of getting along with the ship girls. If this child was a human, perhaps this was a warm advice from the predecessors, but for the ship girls it was the opposite.
After all, with this child's attributes of a "sea succubus", no matter how unruly a ship girl is, sooner or later she will become the child's most loyal poop-shoveler. It can only be said that those active commanders are completely causing trouble for the ship girls.
As expected, the eyes of the ship girls who heard this became fierce. It turned out that it was the group of human commanders who were causing trouble. As expected, they should have made a bigger fuss last time and launched an air raid at the same time. In short, they would remember the grudge for being frightened this time.
The most urgent task now is to find a way to correct Xiao Lele's misconceptions, so Hipper also persuaded him: "Xiao Lele, don't listen to the nonsense of those inexperienced guys. We, the ship girls, have more say in this regard. We are definitely not dissatisfied. We think the current port area is too large and should be planned to be smaller so that everyone can be more closely connected!"
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