Did you masturbate today Commander?

In the data world of digital life, Zero crossed the ocean-colored data torrent and came to the other side of the data area as blue as the deep sea. This is the Siren Network, or it can be said to be a small corner in the huge Siren Network.

The location is in a deep-sea base somewhere, which is the previously silent Siren Base. Since most of the functions of the base have stopped working, it appears very dark.

In the empty main control room, Zero, who finally came to the appointment, appeared on the main screen. The location was still the same, but the personnel composition had slightly changed. In addition to Zero and the Observer, there was now an additional Purifier.

The scene should have been full of oppression or weirdness, but it was ruined by the Purifier's current funny appearance.

Because now the Purifier is kneeling in the nature of heavy Sakura Tsuchigeza, with five layers of 15 cm thick steel plates stacked on his knees, and his hands are fixed by the cross behind him, and in his hands he holds two buckets of liquid filled with "mercury". Yes, it is the liquid that is said to have the heaviest mass, and behind him hangs a sign that says "Sorry, I didn't do my job well."

This is why the atmosphere is ruined. It is hard to be serious even in a serious scene when it looks so funny.

Zero, who came here, didn't even bother to look at the Purifier. She was already past the usefulness period and didn't bother to look at herself any more. She asked the observer bluntly, "What's wrong? I'm very busy and don't have time to come and watch your punishment play."

It made the relationship between the observer and the purifier seem so good, but it was just a joke with bad taste, but it made the observer's mouth twitch, and she really couldn't laugh. After all, even she would feel disgusted when put together with this idiot, and felt that she would be infected by the idiot virus.

"Don't change the subject. Don't you think you should explain something about this trip to the Singularity?"

As if he had already guessed what the other party would say, the observer blocked the other party's excuses: "Don't tell me this was just an accident, and don't think I don't know the little tricks you played on the human side. In the final analysis, you also have an unshirkable responsibility for this problem."

In response to this, Ling remained silent for a moment. After all, what the other party said was the truth. If it weren't for her instigating so many things between Wang Zhenhuang and the old man, she wouldn't have indirectly caused so many unexpected troubles.

The Sirens are all pragmatic ship girls. Except for the fool Purifier, most of them don't bother to make excuses for the mistakes they made.

So Zero didn't evade the question, but just answered evasively: "At least I arranged for the Purifiers to take emergency remedial measures, but I didn't expect this lazy idiot to step on the red line of time."

Good god, in the end the blame still falls on the Purifier.

As the funniest person in the whole place, a big question mark appeared on the face of the Purifier. He seemed to not understand why he could still hear criticisms of himself when he was already being punished.

“Hey, hey, hey, that’s not true! I turned on all the Purifiers and personally turned the tide this time, so those embers didn’t notice the existence of the “Singularity”. I should be treated as a hero, not being punished here!”

So she naturally lodged a solemn protest, thinking that there must be something wrong with the ridiculous way she was being punished.

Then Zero refuted it sternly: "But you stepped on the red line of time. You could have finished it earlier, but it turned out like this. As a Siren who values ​​efficiency above all else, your behavior is undoubtedly full of mistakes."

In fact, she was restrained in her speech. What she really wanted to say was that this guy was an idiot.

Chapter 382: The increasingly complex world line (please order the full version!)

Chapter 382: Increasingly Complex World Lines

The Siren is a very mysterious existence. The powerful and mysterious fleets that have appeared before the world are all chess fleets that they treat as consumables. The Siren's current high-end combat power has not been used at all. Otherwise, even with the help of the ship girls to resist, the situation of mankind will definitely not be much better.

Even within the Siren, this group of Siren ship girls are all cold and aloof with different personalities, except for the Purifier!

Only this existence is particularly independent of the Siren. Even inside it, it is full of surprises. For example, the remedial measures this time could have been completed earlier, but they were dragged to the deadline and completed with trepidation.

The words were full of aggression, and the Purifier sternly refused: "But I finally completed the remedial measures. Aren't we above all results? When did you start to care about the process!"

"Shut up!"

The observer swung the tentacles of the octopus-shaped ship suit and slapped the other party hard in the face: "That is the most important "singularity". Don't confuse it with other ordinary things. The way to deal with it must naturally be safety first. And don't think I don't know your little tricks. I have long been fed up with your leisurely style of doing things. This is a good opportunity. I really need to correct your slow and buggy personality."

Although this slap only caused itchiness to Siren's body, it was absolutely extremely insulting.

Although there was no substantial harm, the Purifiers could not help but shout: "Oppose tyranny! What you are doing is wrong!"

This sentence did not bring her any defense, but instead increased the frequency of the Octopus Ship Suit slapping her in the face.

The observer showed a look of disgust on his face, and even said in a rude tone: "Shut up! I don't want to hear your voice for even a second. I don't want to get into big trouble one day because of your stupid behavior."

It's a hilarious scene, even if it's hard to believe, but this is what's happening inside the Siren, or it only happens when the Purifier is present.

Ignoring the ridiculous Purifier, the Observer did not want to communicate with her unless it was necessary. She said she might be infected by her stupid virus full of bugs.

She turned to Zero on the screen and gave her own warning: "I must remind you not to make any more unnecessary moves. I believe I don't need to explain the importance of the "Singularity". You should also understand that if you cause Ember to discover this place because of your trivial things, then all the previous efforts will be wasted. By then, the Singularity will fall into the hands of the other party. I am afraid that by then, even you will..."

"It won't fall into the other party's hands!"

Ling suddenly interrupted her and said with an emotional tone: "This child will never fall into Yu Jin's hands. I will protect this child well this time."

Faced with her fluctuation, the observer did not feel annoyed at being interrupted. Rather, she felt very fresh about the fact that she was fluctuating.

"Really? Then I hope you'll keep your word and don't lose the big picture over the small one like you did this time."

Then she glared at the Purifier with a look of disgust on her face: "Next time, even if you need to make amends, don't ask such an idiot to help you. It will only add more uncertainty and surprises to the matter. We Sirens don't need such an inaccurate and unstable process."

In the end, he did not forget to belittle the Purifier. It can be seen that this pair is definitely enemies in normal times, and the Purifier obviously wanted to open his mouth to refute, but the Octopus Ship Suit that was whipping back and forth obviously did not give the opponent any chance, and he just hit out a sense of rhythm.

"I understand. After all, it was my fault for underestimating the extent of this idiot's stupidity. For that, I sincerely apologize."

Hearing Lian Ling belittle her in this way, the Purifier once again expressed that she had something to say, but unfortunately the rhythm of the tentacles whipping her didn't give her the chance to speak.

Everything that needed to be said had been said. The other party was not Wang Lele, and Ling had no intention of staying any longer. She was still busy going back to record little Lele's "growth diary".

"If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave for now."

Just before she was about to leave the main screen, the observer suddenly spoke as if he remembered something, "Oh, by the way, I have something to tell you. Although we managed to trick Ember, this time it was too big. The jump magnetic field was only focused on tricking Ember, but it didn't intend to trick the Siren inside. Now everyone in the experimental organization has noticed it, but it's not a big deal. The problem is that the arbitration organization has also noticed the abnormality of our current world line."

"Hide it from them."

The experimental agency was fine, but when he heard about the arbitration agency, Zero's eyes flashed and he said decisively: "Help me keep it a secret from the arbitration agency as much as possible. I just don't want them to come and take advantage of me."

"Of course."

The observer who shared the same sentiment nodded and replied, "After all, they don't know that the Singularity is in our hands, and they lost it in our hands."

From their conversation, it seems that there are various problems within Siren as well.

Whether it is the embers that have not appeared yet, the punching mechanism, or the experimental mechanism that Xiao Lele has always called the "singularity", everything is unfolding an unexpected game around an unknown conspiracy.

The Observer once again made a request to her as she was about to leave: "By the way, when can you arrange for me to meet the Singularity? I haven't seen it since it ran away from the laboratory. Let me see how much the Singularity has grown now."

"No!"

However, this request was instantly rejected by Zero: "It was okay before, but now the factions in the port area are becoming more and more complicated, and there are many ship girls with special abilities. I don't want to be exposed because of you."

It sounds like a legitimate reason for rejection, but is it really?

There is absolutely no doubt about the observer's mimicry abilities, all we can say is that Zero's rejection looks fishy.

However, after being rejected, she did not show any anger. That smiling face still made people feel that they had no idea what she was thinking.

"You are such a protective mother, but that's okay. We will meet again one day, and I am looking forward to that day."

She gave up very decisively, so decisively that Ling began to suspect that the other party had some hidden agenda.

But she didn't think too much about it. Since she had nothing to do, she didn't want to stay here for even a second.

The short party finally ended. The Purifier was the most miserable one in the whole audience. She was the one who worked hard, and she was the one who was beaten and scolded in the end. It can only be said that she bore everything. At present, the Purifier was still being beaten by the Octopus Ship Suit.

Chapter 383: The excellent commander is thinking about the port area again (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 383: The Excellent Commander is Thinking About the (Harmonious) District Again

Since the last Siren invasion crisis in the polar regions, there has been a long period of peace. It feels as if it had never happened and it seems very peaceful.

But the ship girls did not dare to be careless at all, especially when they knew that there was an unclear connection between Xiao Lele and the Sirens. They would rather believe that the silence of the Sirens was only temporary. Since they couldn't figure out what these Sirens wanted to do, everyone was very vigilant. Although they looked very casual at ordinary times, everyone was on standby at all times. As long as there was anything unusual, they would rush to the port and wait.

Before this, the days were still peaceful, and such peaceful days naturally brought with them peaceful worries.

Today's Alaska (Harmony) zone has grown in size from the original five camps to the current eight camps. As the size grows, the corresponding management (harmony) level must also keep up.

Although Xiao Lele looks so cute, he is a navy man who has received proper commander education. If this is not emphasized occasionally, everyone might regard him as a mascot who knows nothing.

At this moment, Xiao Lele rarely went out to earn extra money. He was sitting in the commander's office in the central building, being stared at by a group of ship girls with obsessed eyes. Since the child was always concentrating on thinking about something, or perhaps he had long been accustomed to their strange looks, he didn't pay any attention to them at all.

The kid is now holding his cheeks with his hands in a daze. In fact, he is thinking about how to manage the current huge (harmonious) area and the huge number of ship girls.

Generally speaking, what the kid did was correct, and it was also what every commander had to do.

But considering the special nature of this child, it can only be said that it is groundless worry. Usually, this kind of situation is because people are worried that the ship girls with low favorability will cause trouble. Therefore, as the size increases, it is natural to improve the management (harmony) level.

However, when it comes to these children, there is no such worry at all. Their favorability has been full from the beginning, and there is no need for so-called management (harmony) improvement. Even if they make trouble, it is nothing more than jealousy or other trivial matters.

As long as the safety of Xiao Lele is the theme, this group of ship girls will definitely be unprecedentedly united. Therefore, Xiao Lele can be said to be worried about unfounded problems now. Even if there is no need to improve the management (harmony), everyone will willingly listen to this child.

But at present, this dazed child is still troubled by management issues. But it’s okay this way, because being young means having more worries.

"The commander who is focused today is also very cute."

"Today, the Holy Son is still dignified and reliable!"

"Commander, you look so focused, what are you thinking about?"

"Me! Darling must be thinking about me!"

"Nonsense! Honey must be thinking about me!"

"Can you guys stop being so shameless and imagining these things all day long?"

"I think you should be quieter and not disturb the commander from thinking."

"It's rare that the child is here today, can't you take a break?"

"It's really not easy to wait for the little comrade to come here."

………………

There were definitely more than just secretary ships representing the major camps at the scene. Ship girls who were not secretary ships, such as New Jersey, Cheshire, or Bismarck, also appeared here, and shamelessly squeezed in next to the work desks of their own camp's secretary ships.

After becoming really familiar with this child's daily life, the newly joined ship girls will always have the same feeling, this child is simply a little angel, more self-conscious and diligent than adults, and more importantly, this child's killer words "I want to make money to support my own ship girl meow" instantly sink them, they don't need to be supported by this child at all, they can even bring their own rings, and there are massive amounts of supplies as dowries. In short, they have begun to imagine all kinds of shameless married life with this child. In short, this group of ship girls are dreaming about having peaches in their daily lives.

You won’t be able to come to a conclusion if you think on your own. Sometimes brainstorming is a good choice.

So Xiao Lele, who was in a daze, suddenly spoke up: "Everyone, I want to ask you a question, meow. Should we slightly reform the (harmony) zone (harmony) level? There are more and more KanColles. If we don't change the (harmony) level, maybe everyone will become more and more dissatisfied meow."

The child spoke in a very serious manner with a very cute expression, which made them unable to react for a moment.

What is this kid talking about?

By the way, it seems that they are talking about reforming the harmony level, but the question is, is it necessary to reform? The current harmony level is very good, and who dares to be dissatisfied with this child? Please forgive them for not being able to imagine such a scene.

Perhaps the question was too strange, causing the girls to not react at all. However, their silence sent a strange signal to the child: "It has reached a point where it is difficult to explain. As expected, this issue has reached a point where it can no longer be delayed. After all, different camps will bring different degrees of friction. The plan to separate the (Harmony) camps cannot be delayed. I roughly know what to do. I will leave for a while."

The child was extremely agile. He jumped from the table to the ground and walked out the door in a flash. The whole process took no more than three seconds. By the time they came to their senses, the child's back was no longer visible to them.

What did they hear?

It seemed that they heard something very big, something like the "(Harmonious) District Camp Separation Plan". This plan, which didn't sound very good, woke them up.

Speaking of which, they remembered that a long time ago there was indeed a commander who did this. Because there were too many ship girls with temporary contractual relationships and the camps were too complicated, there were often disturbances in the (harmonious) area. For this reason, the commander finally came up with the idea of ​​dividing the camps in the (harmonious) area to avoid friction and collision between ship girls in different camps. However, due to the separation of the camps to other areas, the commander was unable to take care of both and could only give orders through communication. For the ship girls in temporary contractual relationships whose favorability was not high, they did not care at all.

Normally it is indeed a good idea. Don't ask how it can be achieved at such a high cost. As long as you pay Manju enough, the omnipotent Manju engineering team can solve all problems. If all else fails, they can also solve the problem of the guy who raised the problem.

But in the Alaska (Harmony) District, this plan has big problems. There are already many camps in the (Harmony) District. If they are separated, it means that Xiao Lele can only work through video in the future. How can they tolerate this?

This child is from Donghuang, so it is natural for him to stay in the Donghuang camp, so Donghuang will definitely be the one who laughs last, but the problem is that they are the losing side. It is difficult to see this child on a daily basis, and it will be even more difficult once they are separated.

Chapter 384: Full-speed blocking action for cardiopulmonary arrest (all kinds of requests!)

Chapter 384: Full-speed blocking action for cardiopulmonary arrest

Something big happened!

Something really happened, the kind that could cost the life of the ship. During the moment she was dazed for a moment, Xiao Lele misunderstood her reaction and told them the worst plan for them.

If the commander was not Xiao Lele but an ordinary human being, they would definitely agree with it. But now they have the opposite reaction. If this ridiculous plan is really successfully implemented, wouldn't it mean that it would be even more difficult to see the child?

Meeting through video conference is not as fun as holding the child in the arms face to face. They felt like the end of the world was coming when they thought that they could only see the child through video in the future.

Perhaps this statement is a bit exaggerated, but it is extremely appropriate for them.

Because it will cause withdrawal symptoms and they won't be able to touch the child...if their hearts are not comforted, they don't know what they will do.

"Wait! Darling! Please wait a moment! Our silence is definitely not due to any problem!"

"Commander! Commander! Where have you been? It wasn't like that just now!"

"Nooooooooo! Honey, don't walk so fast! You should ask us about this!"

"Wait a minute! This is a misunderstanding! Comrade Commander!"

"Stop it now! Commander, if this really happens, it will be a disaster!"

"What are you still standing there for? Let's catch up!"

………………

Realizing that the problem was huge, they could no longer remain calm and immediately chased after them. Even the calmest ship girls could not remain calm. There was no other way. The problem involved this time was too big. It was a big issue that concerned whether they would be able to face the commander face to face in the future. They dared not neglect it at all.

So they started running out, and in the blink of an eye most of the office was empty.