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Chapter 303: The tradition in winter is of course the snow fight

Not only Bismarck, but also the older sisters from all camps came out. Even the royal ladies who usually had nothing to do with snow battles showed their eagerness to try today.

Indeed, they would only behave like this because of Xiao Lele's existence.

It is precisely because of this child that this port area... and even the ship girls in this port area are undergoing unexpected changes. Everyone is changing, but the direction of this change remains to be observed.

"Occasionally...it's also the job of the flagship to be considerate of the lives of your subordinates."

It is rare that Nagato, who had been hiding in the castle tower for many years, often comes out because of this. Ever since Xiao Lele came to the port, especially after knowing that Akagi and his group of traitors were all thinking of attacking him, Nagato, who could not trust them, began to learn to do many things by himself, especially things related to Xiao Lele.

"Great! Sister, you finally walked out of the castle tower! Let's play together!"

The person who must be the happiest that Nagato could get out was Mutsu. She took Nagato's hand and dragged her to the destroyer and submarine camp.

Because of her body shape, she wouldn't look out of place even if she stood among a group of little girls.

At this time, Elizabeth also appeared in a snow-white winter outfit, accompanied by the royal maid team: "This is the commander's first winter in this port area, so I will reluctantly accompany him for a while."

Seeing a "friend" who was similar to him, Mutsu simply waved to her and said, "In that case, Elizabeth, do you want to team up with us?"

“No way!”

As expected, she rejected him outright, and at the same time she loudly declared: "You think I'm a destroyer, right? Absolutely! I'm a battleship, I won't play with destroyers!!"

"What? I'm also a battleship. What's wrong with playing together?"

Unfortunately, the simple Mutsu didn't have so many complicated thoughts. He just felt sorry that Elizabeth was unwilling to play together.

In response, Nagato patted her shoulder and stopped her: "Mutsu, not every battleship is a good and frank child like you."

"I see. Then come over and play with us, sister. We are planning to have a snowball fight with the commander."

Regardless of whether the other party was willing or not, she pulled Nagato's hand and led them to the large group of destroyers and submarines.

Nagato would naturally not be unwilling. In fact, if it weren't for Xiao Lele, she would not have taken the initiative to walk out of the castle tower.

Belfast leaned over to the angry Elizabeth's ear and whispered, "Your Majesty, is this really okay? This is a chance to play with the young master."

But the proud Elizabeth had her own bottom line, so she angrily refused: "No way! Even if you want to play, it should be my husband and me alone, not with these little brats!"

There was obviously a great opportunity, but they had to insist on some weird bottom line. Even Belfast and the others couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh. Her Majesty the Queen was destined to be left behind by this group of despised destroyers and submarines.

"Sister, stop taking your time here, come over here quickly. I've always asked you to join me in a snowball fight but you refused. This time, you must come and play with me no matter what!"

In the distance, you can see Bumblebee pulling the slightly awkward Enterprise along.

It was obvious that Enterprise was not very willing to do so. Her idea was the same as Bismarck's. Instead of playing the so-called snow fight here, it would be better to spend some time handling official business.

Of course, this idea has gradually changed with the arrival of Xiao Lele, otherwise he would not have been successfully dragged here by Bumblebee.

"It's not a bad thing to play with everyone once in a while."

Even York City was there to help persuade, so the company had no way to refute it.

"Sir, your figure is even more beautiful in the frost and snow."

This is also the first snow season for Liberty Iris and the Holy See to come to this port area. Richelieu led everyone here.

"Why do I have to come here? You can handle this by yourselves."

The only ship that could complain like this was Jean Bart. Although it said so, its body did not refuse and seemed very honest, allowing Algeria and the others to drag it over.

Even Gascoigne rarely complained about her hypocrisy: "Correct, judging from Jean Bart's superficial emotions, she is actually very happy... "

"That's enough! Just shut up and have a snowball fight!"

As a result, Jean Bart, who was thin-skinned, covered her mouth and stopped her from continuing.

In fact, those little sisters have their own social circles and have come here a long time ago, so the ones coming from each major camp are all a group of older sisters. Everyone is wearing beautiful winter clothes of different styles. In addition, the ship girls themselves are elves of the sea, and they look even more beautiful against the backdrop of winter clothes.

Before we knew it, this place became very lively, with many ship girls gathering here. Even if they were not going to have a snowball fight, such a thick layer of snow still needed everyone to clean up, but the snowball fight was just a by-product.

Seeing so many shipgirls gathered here, Xiao Lele looked at everyone and wondered what they were thinking. After a long while, he asked, "Everyone...want to do a triathlon together?"

“That’s not right!!!”

For some reason, they came back to this strange event. Zhao He couldn't help but complain loudly: "Wait a minute! Why did they come back to this strange event? Xiao Lele, how obsessed are you with triathlon? Anyway, don't mention this again in the future. Minato will never allow you to participate in such a dangerous event! You'd better join us in the snowball fight!"

"Nuuuuuu, alright then nya."

Helplessly, the somewhat disappointed Xiao Lele had no choice but to compromise, and then took out his four-dimensional small bag and began to search for props: "Since we are going to have a snowball fight, I have also played with the grandfathers, I will look for the props I used before."

Finally, they managed to bring the kid back on the right track. It was not normal to do a triathlon in winter, and they were worried that the kid would make a big fuss about it. It seems that the result was good. It was just a snowball fight, and there was nothing wrong with using props.

Ying Rui laughed and said, "Kukukuk, I didn't expect Xiao Lele to use props in a snowball fight, but that's normal. I'll allow you to use props. After all, it would be a bit difficult for Xiao Lele to fight a snowball battle with our ship girl without props. Your props..."

When she saw Xiao Lele take out a long rocket launcher from her small bag, her voice stopped abruptly.

Ying Rui felt that her entire boat was numb, and at the same time, she believed that there was definitely more than one boat that had the same feeling as her.

When everyone saw the rocket launcher that Xiao Lele took out, they were all stunned.

Chapter 304: KanColle's Murderous Snowball War

For a moment, the originally bustling courtyard fell into silence.

Because the rocket launcher is so big and Xiao Lele is so small, he looks weirdly cute dragging this long rocket launcher.

But the problem is that the ship girls who know the horror of the weapons can't be cute at all. Although they are ship girls who surpass humans, even they will be injured by a bazooka. And this kid actually took out a bazooka while playing a snowball fight, which made their entire ship numb.

“Wait! Stop it!”

Seeing that the kid had already pulled out a complete bazooka, Eugen quickly stopped him: "This is just a snowball fight, there's no need to pull out such a scary thing!"

Facing her words, Xiao Lele was puzzled and asked a reasonable question: "What are you talking about, meow? It's because we're having a snowball fight that I took this out, meow."

At this moment, everyone seemed to realize that the snow fight described by the child was completely different from the snow fight they imagined.

Although he seemed to have realized the truth, Egil still couldn't help asking, "Commander, may I ask, how did you fight snowballs in the past?"

Although he didn't know why everyone was so strange, Xiao Lele still told the truth: "It was always fun to play snowball fights with the grandfathers. Everyone took out rockets, RPGs, grenades, etc. In short, on the day of the snowball fight, the whole nursing home was filled with loud fireworks."

This completely confused everyone. Was this really a snow fight? Was it sure it wasn't some local guerrilla war?

Bismarck couldn't help but rub his brows with his hands: "What kind of concepts did those damn old men instill in this child?"

She originally thought that as the flagship of the Iron Blood Army, she was already very ruthless in all aspects of her work. She didn't expect that these old grandfathers were even more ridiculous than she was when it came to parenting. She asked herself honestly that she could never do that.

"Um...Akashi checked it out, and it's not really a bazooka. It's just a snowball version of it. It just hurts a lot if I get hit by it, nyan."

After Akashi took the bazooka from Xiao Lele, he checked it and found that it was not a real bazooka.

But even so, Zhenhai did not agree with the existence of the bazooka: "Even if it is like this, it is not okay. The commander is still so young. What if he gets hurt? I don't care what those retired old people taught me before, but this is the port area. Such dangerous props are absolutely not allowed to be used by the commander."

Ah this...

Actually, what Zhenhai said made sense, but before Xiao Lele arrived at the port area, the snowball battles between their group of destroyers and submarines were no safer than those between retired old people. Sometimes they would even buy some high-powered props that could quickly make snowballs from the Akashi store.

Strictly speaking, their way of snowfighting is no different from those of retired grandfathers. Since these older sisters have said so, it seems that the ship girls really need to exercise some restraint in snowfighting. At least we need to establish a concept of normal snowfighting for these children, instead of doing weird actions such as pulling out bazookas at every turn.

"Honey, let me teach you. A normal snowball fight is to hold a ball of snow in your hands and shape it, then..."

Before New Jersey could finish his words, a snowball hit his face right on top of him. His face was covered with snow.

And the "murderer" who did this was Xiao Lele.

The child had prepared a lot of snowballs around him. Maybe he felt that he was being looked down upon, so he frowned and said, "I know how to do this simple thing, so let's just get started, meow!"

Xiao Lele's action is equivalent to a signal to start a war. If other ship girls did the same, they might just play for a while and then leave.

But now the object is different, this is my dear honey, it seems that what hits my face is not a snowball, but his "love".

"Very good! Honey is very energetic today, so let's get started."

New Jersey didn't show any sign of being angry. Instead, she licked it twice, grabbed the ice in her hand... no, a snowball and threw it out.

By the way... New Jersey is a battleship, and the strongest battleship of White Eagle at present. Even if he shows mercy, is the battleship's strength really as simple as it seems?

It can be seen from the compressed "snowball" in the opponent's hand that it is more like an ice hockey than a snowball.

As for the speed of throwing it casually...

It's even more exaggerated than the pitcher in Sakura baseball. The ball is round before it is thrown, but the acceleration after it is thrown directly causes the ball to flatten. If it is hit by a bullet, the lethality is no less than that of a bazooka.

However, Xiao Lele is not an ordinary species. How can a cat who can accompany retired old people in a snowball fight with rocket launchers and other weapons be simple? More importantly, cats have very strong dynamic vision, and Xiao Lele has inherited this.

Before the opponent even throws the ball, the child can already determine where the opponent's throwing point will be.

boom! ! ! !

Xiao Lele dodged in advance, and a strong explosion occurred at the place where Xiao Lele had just stood. A mere compressed "snowball" could burst out with such destructive power. It can only be said that it is worthy of being the strongest battleship of White Eagle.

"yeah?"

Seeing such a destructive scene, New Jersey fell into a state of dementia. After all, this was definitely not her original intention.

"Ahem! What was that? Did that damn stupid rabbit use a naval gun?"

"Bah! Bah! What the hell is that idiot doing?!"

"I (Sakura curse)! If I hadn't dodged quickly, I would have been killed!"

"New Jersey, you (iron-blooded curse)! Are you planning to take this opportunity to kill the commander?"

"What's the difference between what you're doing and letting that kid fight with a bazooka!"

"Where's the Commander? Is the Commander okay?"

………………

There were quite a few ship girls around Xiao Lele just now, so naturally, quite a few of them were hit by "stray bullets" after this snowball. But compared with these, Xiao Lele's comfort is the most important.

New Jersey, who realized it later, panicked: "No, no, I didn't, I..."

She had never fought in a snowball battle, and ultimately underestimated the power of the strongest battleship. This was already a lenient throwing force, but she didn't expect it to be so dangerous.

"It's okay, meow. There's no way such a weak attack could hit me. I saw through it before you made the move, meow."

At some point, little Lele was like a koala cat sitting on the lap of the company.

Even Qiye herself didn't notice when Xiao Lele was lying on her lap, but the child soon got down. In fact, Qiye said he could stay down, as she didn't mind having an extra "pendant" on her lap.

Chapter 305: Shipgirls and Humans Are Different After All (Please Order the Whole Book!)

Chapter 305: Shipgirls and Humans Are Different After All

As we all know, ship girls are different from ordinary humans. No matter how much they look like humans, they cannot change their ship equipment that surpasses humans in all aspects. Even if it is a destroyer that looks easy to bully, once it gets angry, it is not something humans can resist.

In fact, it is okay if only destroyers and submarines are fighting in the snow, but no one has ever seen what it would be like if warships themselves participated in the snowball fight.

But now I see that even if I show mercy, the consequences are definitely not a joke.

New Jersey quickly stepped forward and hugged him, and began to cry loudly to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry! Honey, I really didn't expect it to be so exaggerated, and I never thought of hurting you, please believe me!!"

"What are you talking about, meow? This is a snowball fight, it's not normal for there to be this kind of noise, meow."

On the contrary, Xiao Lele, who was hugged, said that he could not understand why the other party had to admit his mistake. In his opinion, such an explosive noise was a "snowball fight."

"It's all your fault, New Jersey!"

Rarely, Enterprise would actually punch New Jersey in the head in anger, and even add a reprimand: "If anything happens to the commander, even if you are disintegrated, it will not be enough to offset your sins!"

Maybe because he knew he was wrong, he had no complaints about the company hitting him on the head, but kept apologizing: "Wuwu ...

Xiao Lele couldn't understand why she blamed herself. After all, considering the snowball fights this child had before, this kind of power was completely reasonable. It was better to say that she had no idea what everyone was blaming her for.

But New Jersey cried very loudly and very shamefully, and Xiaole was so upset that he couldn't understand what was going on.

Helplessly, he could only comfort the silly rabbit and patted her head with his hand: "Don't worry, you can't hit me with your attack, meow. Grandpa Char said, "If you can't hit me, there's no point", meow. So let's continue the snow battle. I won't be hit by you, meow."

I always feel that the grandfather who is responsible for raising this child has all kinds of very difficult to describe types, but no matter what, this child has indeed been taught very well.

This really set a bad example for this kid. I originally wanted to let him experience the normal way and atmosphere of a snowball fight, but I didn't expect that this idiot New Jersey would ruin it right from the beginning.

For this reason, Yixian felt that he should say something: "Xiao Lele, what I just showed you was a wrong demonstration. This is not how a real snowball fight is fought."

"Meow? What just happened doesn't count as a snow battle, meow?"

Little Lele was surprised and puzzled. In his opinion, the opening just now was just the same as the standard opening of his grandfathers in the past. Could it be that there were other different ways to have a snow fight?

Seeing the surprised expression on the child's face, Zhen Hai couldn't help but put his hands over his face again: "Commander, today I have to teach you some normal knowledge anyway."