Did you masturbate today Commander?

Xiao Lele was stunned at first, obviously unable to react. He thought the other party was going to talk to him about some serious business, but he didn't expect the result to be just a small issue about where he should live.

It can only be said that he still underestimated the problem. Where this child lives is a top priority for the peace of the port area. It can be said that whichever camp this child goes to, that camp will be able to ascend on the spot.

Faced with such unethical behavior, Yixian naturally had to reprimand: "Wait, this kind of thing is not to ask the child directly, you are blatantly violating the agreement by doing this!"

Of course they knew that they were blatantly violating the agreement, so Bismarck did not make any rebuttal now, and it could be said that she acquiesced to their accusations.

He had no awareness that he was participating in an important decision, but rather was thinking about something.

Is it really necessary to think so seriously about just a small matter like where to live?

Bismarck also looked at the child a little nervously, as if waiting for his answer.

"For such a simple matter, you should ask Yixian-niao."

Unexpectedly, the child finally threw the question back to Yixian.

When he heard this answer, Bismarck reached out and lowered the brim of his hat. In fact, he had been prepared for this kind of failure, but when faced with failure, he still couldn't help but sigh.

This is not like her at all. If it were her in the past, she would be able to accept failure decisively. She doesn't act so awkwardly like she does now.

After hearing this answer, Yixian and Zhenhai finally breathed a sigh of relief. They were afraid that the child would agree casually and it would be difficult to clear up the matter afterwards.

"Bismarck, I will settle accounts with you later regarding your transgression this time."

Since Xiao Lele is here now, Zhenhai can't accuse her harshly, so he just makes a simple statement with some vague words.

Bismarck said nothing. He had just asked the question on a whim. Since he had failed, it was only natural for him to accept the punishment.

Little Lele turned to Richelieu and asked, "Richelieu, are you getting used to this port area, meow?"

After all, he is a new member of the camp. As a commander, I have to take care of him a little.

Richelieu, who was named, was instantly excited. She clasped her hands together in a prayer position and her face flushed with excitement: "Yes! Thank you for your concern, Saint Son. I am truly honored! Whether it is Free Iris or the Holy See, we are all living very well. It is definitely much better than before in the Old Port District. All this is thanks to Saint Son!"

The expression is a bit exaggerated. Although the facts are indeed almost certain, it still feels a bit strange coming from the mouth of this fanatic.

But faced with the facts, even the awkward Jean Bart had to admit: "It's just more comfortable. There's no need for you to keep asking."

"Of course I have to ask, nyan, you are my ship girls, since I recruited you into the port, I naturally have to be responsible for you, nyan!"

As expected, sincerity is the greatest killer move. Facing the child's sincere attack, Bal felt a little overwhelmed. He could not help but turn his face away, and his ears seemed a little red.

Chapter 301 The unsolved mystery of Xiao Lele (Please order the full version!)

Chapter 301 The Unsolved Mystery of Xiao Lele

He obviously likes this kid very much, but he just isn't honest with himself, which makes his colleagues who are responsible for maintaining the Vatican very anxious.

Even Algeria couldn't stand the duplicity of her own flagship and decided to complain: "Really? I remember you clearly said that it would be perfect if the Commander's cat box was added. Ah la la, did I hear it wrong?"

The older sister gave her a teasing look, and the words were indeed a little "modified", but that was exactly what she meant.

This made Bart anxious: "You heard it wrong! You definitely heard it wrong! That's definitely not what I said at the time!"

"Oh, so what did you say then?"

Smiling like a fox, Algeria looked at her with a grin, apparently teasing its own flagship was also a kind of fun.

How to say it... no matter how to say it, it's not something that can be talked about, so you can see Jean Bart's red face.

Although it is the flagship that maintains the Holy See, not every flagship is so good at diplomacy. At least Jean Bart is a typical example of this.

In the end, it was Xiao Lele who helped her out of her predicament: "Anyway, it's good that you can adapt to the port area. If you encounter any difficulties, you can ask me for help. As your commander, I will definitely do my best to help you."

What good kids they are! After recruiting them into the port area, they are not ignored but taken very good care of.

Having such a good commander, they are naturally very grateful and contented.

Even Joan of Arc couldn't help but interrupt: "Thank you for your concern, Saint Son. We are very satisfied with our current life and have absolutely no objections. All of this is brought to us by Saint Son. We, Free Iris, pray for Saint Son every day in the church."

"Well...it's not as exaggerated as you guys say, nyan."

It was a bit too much, and Xiao Lele felt a little embarrassed by what they said.

"No! Master Saint, you don't have to feel embarrassed at all."

Once Richelieu got excited, it seemed that it was not easy to calm down: "Whether it was the Iris Liberty or the Holy See, we were originally waiting for decline, but it was because of the coming of the Holy Son that we were brought to glory. May the glory of the Iris Liberty always accompany the Holy Son."

Listening to her words, she exudes a strong religious flavor from head to toe, but it is also normal, after all, she is the leader of the religious camp.

"Under the leadership of the Holy Son, everyone in Free Iris and the Holy See is now living very fast. Why don't you come over and inspect it?"

The fox's tail was finally exposed. This was Richelieu's real purpose. As long as there was a slight chance to pull Xiao Lele over, even if it was just one more second of time together, she would try her best to get it.

"That's not necessary, meow. I often pass by your camp, and everyone is indeed having a great time. I can see that for everyone, meow."

Although Xiao Lele’s refusal was not surprising, what surprised her was that this child often passed by their camp?

Richelieu looked stunned, as if he were a businessman who had lost 1 billion, and it seemed that in reality he was not much different.

What did he say just now? He said he often passed by? Why didn't I know? Didn't I miss many opportunities?

For a moment, Richelieu fell into a very funny state of stiffness. It seemed that she was very upset about missing the opportunity to have little Lele.

Enterprise stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder, comforting her in a rare moment: "I know exactly what you are thinking right now. We feel the same way as you, but this is the reality. After all, you can't catch that child at all."

Regarding this point, I'm afraid it's not just Richelieu who is full of resentment. Many of the ship girls present are full of resentment.

It was not known whether the child was frightened by the overly enthusiastic older sisters, so that he now spends most of his time walking in inconspicuous grass passages.

It is almost impossible to intercept and stop this child in the secret passage in the bushes.

White Eagle and Iron Blood have a lot to say about this. At the beginning, they joined forces with the ship girls with powerful search radars to search for Xiao Lele, but they ended up coming to the miraculous result that the search radar was not enough to find Xiao Lele's trace.

Even though the Sakura Empire sent out the representative of metaphysics, Yukikaze, they still were unable to detect Xiao Lele's existence, even though the child just passed by them.

No matter whether it is technology or metaphysics, this child cannot be caught without exception. Therefore, this has become one of the research subjects that Minato has been persistently studying. It is natural that the new camp, as latecomers, does not know this feature.

"No! I can't accept that the Holy Son is right next to me and I'm wasting my time without knowing anything!!!"

It seemed that the cardinal's mentality collapsed. There were already more wolves than meat in the port area, and she kept missing opportunities, which made it even more difficult for her to accept.

However, the consolation was just that, and Enterprise was not interested in continuing to waste words on it. After all, there was no shortage of ship girls who couldn't accept it. So after saying everything she needed to say, she no longer paid attention to the flagship of the religious leader who was losing his mind.

"Everyone! As the commander of the port area, I have an obligation to make your life better."

Little Lele didn't know that his habit of hiding in the bushes made these big sisters love and hate him, but he really treated every ship girl sincerely: "Please continue to protect everyone on land, meow."

This child exists as a human being connected to the relationship between the ship girls. He has never forgotten his mission and has always been committed to talking to and becoming friends with every ship girl.

However, there is one thing that Wang Zhenhuang has always overlooked. If he recalls this child one day, will the bond between humans and ship girls collapse instantly?

This question is very interesting. Rather than saying it is a bond between humans and ship girls, it is more like a bond between this child and the ship girls.

It was such an obvious situation that it was hard to imagine that this was a loophole that the all-comprehensive governor would have missed, or... was he doing it on purpose?

But no matter what the result is, it is absolutely true that Wang Zhenhuang sent them a little angel, and for this reason alone, the ship girls are very grateful to the governor.

"Silly boy, this is what we should do as ship girls."

Yixian skillfully held the child in her arms. If she protected humans before because of her responsibility as a ship girl of Azur Lane, then after meeting this child, the reason for protecting her shifted to this child.

It can be said that it was because of the child's words that they went back to protect humans. In other words, if humans had harmed Xiao Lele, the situation would probably have been completely different.

Putting aside other unknown factors, little Lele is now well protected, and everyone is living a happy daily life around this kitten.

Chapter 302: Meowle's First Winter in Hong Kong (Please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 302: Meowle's First Winter in Hong Kong

Before I knew it, Xiao Lele had been in office for more than half a year, and finally the first snowfall came to this new workplace. After five days of continuous snowfall, the entire Alaska port area was covered with a thick layer of white frost.

Apart from anything else, it is special enough that it is Xiao Lele’s first snowy season in this port area.

According to past experience, this would have been just an ordinary snowy day, with only a group of destroyers and submarines playing around in the snow.

But things are different now. These older sisters who were originally not interested now have a new focus, that is, Comrade Wang Lele.

When it snows, little Lele is not afraid of the cold and seems to be more lively than usual.

Look this morning, after the snow stopped and the sky cleared up, little Lele immediately showed the posture of a "tiger out of the gate", coming with great momentum, jumping and flying, and directly fell on the thick layer of snow, leaving a big mark.

"Be careful, Commander. What if you get hurt?"

Ning Hai, who arrived shortly afterwards, pulled Xiao Lele out of the snow and wiped the snow off his face and body.

Ping Hai began to lecture him: "It's so cold now, what if you catch a cold if you fall on the snow like this?"

I have the impression that cats are afraid of cold, but it seems that Xiao Lele did not inherit this trait.

He even raised his arms to show off his muscles: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of the cold, I've never been sick so far!"

Maybe because he has never been sick, this child is not afraid of any action that might cause him to get sick.

Although he was now wearing a scarf and a thick layer of mini winter clothes, he wore these at the strong suggestion of the Donghuang girls. He originally planned to challenge the winter version of the triathlon wearing only a pair of shorts, but the girls were so scared that they quickly stopped his behavior.

Xiao Lele seemed puzzled by their attempts to stop him: "I am very healthy! You know, I complete a triathlon with my grandfathers every winter, and everyone praises me for my good health!"

Wow, they are indeed children from a nursing home. I can only say that those old grandfathers are definitely not qualified to take care of grandchildren. Who would take their grandchildren to do a triathlon in winter?

But the most outrageous thing is not this, but that every year Wang Zhenhuang, as the adoptive father, would mock these elderly people in front of them, saying, "You are a bunch of weaklings. You can't even beat my son. You'd better stay in a nursing home and don't embarrass yourself." He looked like a father who had gained status through his son, and in short, he was arrogant.

The result is obvious. In the end, under the provocation of a group of old men, he also participated in the competition and was beaten at the starting point of each event. This was a big reason for Xiao Lele's victory.

In short, every year's triathlon will be ridiculed, and then every year in the triathlon, I will always be beaten up by a group of old grandfathers. I can only say that they clamor every year, get beaten up every year, and it's the same every year. I can only say that idiots really never get tired of playing.

Originally, Xiao Lele thought that even if he was alone this year, he would continue the glorious manly tradition. However, he didn't expect to be stopped before he even started. Not only was he stopped, but he was also covered with a thick layer of winter clothes, as if he was afraid that he would catch a cold.

Compared to Wang Zhenhuang, the heartless father, these girls are more like competent mothers, and they take absolutely thorough care of the child.

But for the adventurous little Lele, it is still a little bit difficult to get used to it.

If the "parents" hadn't disagreed, the child could actually be more free.

"No one would normally bring their kids to participate in a triathlon in the winter. In any case, we absolutely don't allow that here!"

It would be a lie to say that he wasn't angry. In his heart, Ning Hai cursed those old people who didn't know how to take care of children.

This is simply outrageous. Fortunately, this child is not an ordinary human cub, otherwise something would have happened long ago.

“Nuuuuuu…Okay, I’ll take a break from triathlons this year-nyan.”

Look at the confused expression on the child's face. He looks completely reluctant. It seems that it is not allowed this year, so he can only do it next year.

As expected of a child, he is particularly good at playing tricks on some small issues.

"Not only this year, but also next year and in the future."

Hearing the hidden meaning in the child's words, Yixian, who arrived later, immediately stopped the child from doing any dangerous behavior in the future.

Now Yixian has become a very good poop scooper and a very qualified guardian. He has always planned the child's every word and action. What happened just now is the best example. He immediately heard the child's little thoughts.

"No way?"

It was a traditional activity after all, and it was banned all of a sudden, causing the child's cat ears to droop slightly.

Although he looked pitiful, he couldn't do it, so Yixian had to harden his heart and refuse: "Even if you look very disappointed, I won't allow such a dangerous thing!"

"Let's not do anything too dangerous. We all know that the commander is a man of great stature. Why don't we do something else that can also help us get some exercise, such as a snowball fight."

Unexpectedly, the one who came to play the good guy this time was Bismarck, which was not like him at all. After all, she was more suitable for the bad guy role.

"Great, snowball fights are what we're best at!"

The one who cheered was of course the destroyer Yuudachi. Not only her, but also the other destroyers and submarines around her had shining eyes.

It should also be known that the most active groups in winter are these two types of ships, and the annual snow battle in the port area is contracted by them.

This year was a little different, though. Z23 asked Bismarck uncertainly, "Sir Bismarck, are you going to participate too?"

You know, in previous years, the snow battles in the port area were all for the little sisters, but this year it seems that the group of big sisters are also going to join in, so she carefully confirmed with her own flagship.

"It's nice to keep you company for a while. Besides, I've finished my official duties for the day, so I might as well keep the commander company."

This is a lie!

Iron Blood's official duties have always been so numerous that she has no time to do anything else. The reason she was able to come out today was entirely because the unlucky guy Tirpitz was arrested and is now in document hell in the office instead of her.

What? Why is the other person so obedient?

Of course it's because she was caught, otherwise she would have sneaked away long ago.

You have to know that she is the one who is best at slacking off in the entire Iron Blood, so now she is trapped in the office and is roaring in a way that no one can hear.