Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

We are all poor relatives, so no one should look down on anyone. It's like everyone likes H, and they chat with each other online! But if suddenly some dog (beep~) stands up and says that he just played with two cosplayers yesterday and three high school students the day before yesterday.

Then don't worry about anything, just right-click and report! Damn, I told you to post... No, I told you to break the law!

This was the relationship between the Franks and the Saxons.

We are all Germanic barbarians, and we used to dig for food in the forest. Suddenly you become the king of such a big country, and I am still a barbarian - why? I am robbing you! Anyway, hundreds of years ago, everyone was robbing Rome! What can a monk touch me but I can't? What can an adulterer touch me but I can't? Do you think I am a five-green in the Central Plains? ! ——

So the Saxons performed a wonderful... Eighteen touches. One, reach out and touch... I don't let you touch, but you insist on touching, oh my, oh my, oh my...

Basically, for hundreds of years, everyone has been living like this, often causing death among each other, and then they can only fight - fight and then cause death, and then fight again. It is very harmful to the body, and not taking good safety precautions is considered scumbag behavior - here we are talking about things between countries.

In recent years, Xia Lulu felt that she was capable enough and had been looking for trouble with the Saxons.

Young and energetic.

But Levi didn't take this seriously.

"...Yes, we need to build another city wall here. Although this wall will be one meter shorter than the one inside, it will be one meter wider." Levi looked at the people from the Great Craftsmen's Guild and the Merchants' Guild who were summoned in front of him, and as a demon, he began to negotiate business with them.

Demons are scary, just like snakes and scorpions. But once a demon negotiates business with you, it becomes like a femme fatale - there are still ways to exploit them.

As we all know, the devil's business credit is pretty good.

"Yes, yes, we just discussed it." Several merchants did not kneel, but stood in front of Levi. They exchanged glances with each other, made some strange gestures with their hands, and several monks from the monastery participated in it. Finally, everyone stabilized their psychological price: "We think that for each piece of raw wood, we only need to settle for 36 Frank coppers..."

"How can this be possible!" Levi felt that this was simply blasphemy, so he slammed the table and stood up!

"Sir... our good sir, if you think this price is not suitable, we can discuss and lower it a little bit."

"What? Lower it a bit?!"

"If you let us go, we'll give it to you for free..." The merchants were almost crying, while the people from the Craftsmen's Guild were watching with grief.

The wealthy merchants of the Chamber of Commerce knelt down one after another. They had heard that this demon was quite generous, so at least they came to do business. After all, it was a real estate business, so it must be very profitable. If you can't do it, you can bargain. The price we offered is indeed a bit high, but you can't be so arrogant, right?

So the merchants immediately knelt on the ground and said, "Grandpa, we will give you whatever you want, as long as you don't die." Suddenly, there was a roar in the hall, led by a merchant, and everyone started howling.

It felt like you were queuing up for nucleic acid testing, and a group of parents were standing next to you with their children. Suddenly, a child, who had been quiet, suddenly started singing [War? War, love your tattered clothes...], as if he had a seizure. And there was no technique in singing, just emotion! A group of children around him immediately responded like a wolf howling, and there was no technique, just emotion!

That scene...

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"Bah, who do you think I am?" Levi spat fiercely, and after a shout, everyone's howling really stopped. Then he said: "We want to build a permanent fortress here! I want not only wood, but also more supplies! The ones fighting here are the Royal Army of my Great Frankish Empire...! Under the rule of the Royal Army, of course, Germany and France will be friendly! Build a Greater Europe of Common Prosperity. You understand?"

“…Ah? Ah…ah! Yes, yes, yes…”

I totally don't understand, you want to rob openly and have a good reputation?

"We, the Great Frankish Army, want to build a fortress. How can we use ordinary wood? If something goes wrong, who will be responsible?"

"...?"

"So, use the best wood for me! And wood alone is not enough, I also need stone! Wood costs one silver coin for one raw material! The processing fee is also one silver coin, and the best processing method must be used. The stone must be the best, and the transportation cost must be stable and efficient..."

"...?!?!"

"Oh, by the way, these are official words, you don't need to listen to them, after all, this is the business of the Great Frankish Army. I am not satisfied with your offer just now, so I will charge you thirty Frankish coppers per meter."

“……?!” You guys are still the ones who make the most money! You guys…you guys…

"Deal! Sir, we accept your proposal..."

"Remember to write it on the invoice."

"? What is an invoice?"

"Just go out and promote it like this! I want the best materials to build the greatest imperial fortress! It's called..." Levi wanted to be lucky. Since it was at the border between Germany and France, he naturally called it: "It's called the Maginot Line!"

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In fact, this place should be called Liege Fortress. However, considering that Liege Fortress was actually used in actual combat, not only did it experience fierce battles, but it was finally destroyed in a new war after making brilliant military achievements. Levi certainly couldn't have named such an unlucky place like this.

So Levi gave the name Maginot to this peaceful fertile land, hoping that this place would also follow the name of Maginot, never engage in war, and finally be peacefully demolished.

This is called preparation without use! Only with such a powerful military deterrent can such an excellent world order be possible! It is the sword of God, the shield of God, and the spear of God.

Levi certainly likes the Maginot Line, a turtle-like fortress that never fires a shot, wastes national strength, is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and has a comfortable living environment. With his moral sentiment and thinking mode, he is a serious "hide in a small building and become one" type. If possible, it is best to bring your own water, electricity, and wires at home, and remember to update your computer and games in a timely manner. You have to prepare all the food and other things yourself, and then there are a few women on another floor, and close relatives and friends on another floor with particularly good sound insulation - OK, I will never take this building out in my life. There is no need for sightseeing or anything like that! After ensuring my basic physiological needs, I only need to meet my cultural and entertainment needs, communication needs, and sexual needs, and the rest doesn't matter.

and so!

Once the Maginot Line was repaired, Levi prepared to transform into a Ninja Turtle.

Of course, the idea is good.

Li Wei was drinking tea in his room, playing hide-and-seek with the maids—the kind where he was hiding from the maids. The maids these days are getting more and more outrageous! Where is the respect and inferiority? They are all palace maids from the Han Dynasty, wearing open-crotch pants to work! What kind of people are these? Isn't this inducing us to commit a crime? Really... I am such an anti-vulgar person, how can I casually sleep with these beautiful beauties who don't have a card face?

"Hey, Avi! It's so hard to find you."

Levi hid in the mountains to cool off.

A figure flashed by, then flew up and pounced on Levi.

"Fuck you!!!——"

Fortunately, this figure is soft and light (beep)! I guess it can be held in one hand. A 1.8-meter-tall man should be able to easily hold this 1.6-meter-tall soft and light figure in his arms, right? Whether folding, hugging, or...

"...Astolfo, you loser (beep!)——" Levi, who was suddenly attacked, of course had no good feelings towards his old friend. He picked him up like a cat: "Are you going to die? ——Then why are you here?"

"Ahahahaha, Xia Lulu was afraid that you would be lonely, so she sent me here - are you happy?"

“…Tell the truth!”

"Tsk... Xia Lulu got some strange information, and I just happened to come and help you solve it."

Astolfo Levi's hand broke free, patted the dirt off his body, and then said with a smile: "Do you want to know what the information is?"

"If you don't want to talk, go back!"

"Oh, don't be so cruel--" Ah Fu seemed to be very happy with Levi's attitude. It was very rare for this friend to say this: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you--the Nordic people are coming."

"Nordic people? Oh, you mean those pirates." Levi thought about it and felt that this matter was quite simple: "Aren't they just a group of Nordic people? Solve them..."

Mr. Li thought that they were just a group of barbarians.

"It's very difficult to solve, so be careful." You see, as a prince of England, he is naturally PTSD to these pirates. Astolfo lowered his head and used ten

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He said with a very serious look: "These Nordic pirates are very cunning, fierce and cruel. Sometimes they pretend to be merchants, sometimes they pretend to be explorers, sometimes they pretend to be immigrants, and sometimes they even pretend to be refugees. If you take them in, they may cooperate with outsiders when they recover next year. If you don't take them in, they will immediately become pirates. Alas..."

"...? From experience?"

"Yes, I speak from experience. In short, don't trust the Nordic people!" said the English transvestite prince: "Pirates are not trustworthy!"

"Uh..." Hey, isn't Europe a pirate civilization? "Well said! I..."

“Alright, alright… Um, Shui Jing! Shui Jing! — Are you there? — Ah Fu, let’s go and take a rest together.”

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"I'm talking to Mr. Astolfo." Levi looked at the cute, headless Astolfo. To be honest, apart from his appearance and personality, this guy is just missing a string in his brain: "Look at Shui Jing, although he also has a pretty face like a woman, he is much more manly."

"Ah? Oh, that's your problem. Men and women are the same. Good looks don't matter." Astolfo looked very Western European in spirit. The transvestite glanced at the water mirror beside him and asked, "Weren't there always female Taimanin around you? Why is there a man now?"

"Change your mouth." You can see that Levi is very sincere: "Women are too annoying. They are either working or working all day long. In the future, I will build a Worry-Free Palace, and only men are allowed to enter."

Sanssouci Palace, Frederick II pursued women all his life but never succeeded, and beat women all his life but won. In the end, after his wife died, he saw the fickleness of the world. A palace was cosplayed in the style of the Palace of Versailles in France, and no woman was allowed to enter this palace. Some people say that it was to commemorate his wife, or that escaping from women is escaping from sorrow; people with ulterior motives say that Frederick II was a gay, and when he got old, he built a palace specifically to play with glass.

"Hmm... no way?" Ah Fu thought for a long time but couldn't figure out why Levi spoke so freely today.

Isn't this a plot of anime?

"I'm just telling you that a man should act like a man." Levi patted the chest of the blue-haired transvestite next to him, looking very disappointed: "Look at them, look at yourself! - The ground under your feet is moving, the water around you is flowing! Your hands are shaking, and the tears in your heart are flowing! You..."

"You are my father?" Astolfo covered his ears and didn't want to admit it.

"Who do you say is your father?!" This ethical joke is really interesting.

"How am I not a man? I..."

"Boom!!!"

"Ouch..." A flash of thunder suddenly appeared in the sky, and then Levi felt hot on his left side and right side.

“…” Levi looked around at the men.

"Haha." Levi laughed disdainfully and said to Astolfo, who was pale with fear, "A real man is also afraid of thunder?"

Li Wei decided that if the other party said, "The sage said: Thunder and wind will inevitably change, how can we not be afraid?", then he must not let him go. He can only catch him and make him a toilet.

"Humph! Didn't that manly guy you mentioned also hold you tightly and won't let go?"

"Sorry... I'm sorry, the lightning attribute... I'm not very good at the water attribute." Mizukami Haru blushed and stepped aside, kneeling on the ground in panic.

"Hey, get up. Outwardly, you and I are the king and the subject, and inwardly, you and I are like flesh and blood." There are many turtles in shallow water, and they are called big brothers when they go out. They are not social people, but they just talk about social things. Anyway, it is definitely right to call someone brother when you go out. Li Wei calls everyone brothers, but who actually knows who?

But he has good ideas and is very social.

But I don't know what the word "bloodline" was translated into.

Crystal Glass lowered her head shyly - no, her breathing was a little rapid. No, she still looked very shy but admitted it.

"Huh?! - What nonsense are you talking about!" Astolfo said rudely: "I'm telling you, don't let your imagination run wild! You..."

"Boom!" Another thunder sounded.

Then Levi found that a girl named Lin Daiyu fell from the sky - landing on her butt first.

When I first saw the Valkyrie, I didn't feel anything special because I had already met a goddess with wings - Levi.

Almost. You can tell the figure of this person who fell from the sky by his appearance - he is about 1.6 meters tall. He is wearing blue armor from head to toe. Of course, the difference between having armor and not having armor in this kind of hentai world is just a matter of taste. He wears a pair of large winged helmets on his head, almost as a sign of his identity, and holds a long sword. He has blonde hair and blue eyes, and his long hair is tied into a thick Nordic braid at the waist.

He looked like he was not to be trifled with.

The other person looked like he had just been in a car accident and was lying on the ground, looking like he needed help.

"......? What's going on?" How could a kind-hearted person like Li Wei see a... Lin Daiyu with a knife falling from the sky and just do nothing? That's not possible, right? "Shui Jing! Send a signal to call someone! Ah Fu, get off me and be alert!"

Levi now wanted to get the person who needed help away from him as soon as possible.

Of course it's impossible for someone as cautious as him to

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He rushed forward, hugged the woman and asked about her well-being.

"Yes!" Mizukami Haru was an obedient subordinate, and immediately took out a flute and blew it hard - the sharp whistle instantly resounded through the hills. Then Levi looked up at the sky, and then at the beautiful girl who fell to the ground in front of him.

As I just said, it is impossible for a man of his status to put himself in danger for a beautiful woman.

"Miss." Levi took a few quick steps and walked up to the woman in front of him. "Excuse me, what happened? Do you need help?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." I have been panting since the beginning. After all, if you fall from a height of 10,000 meters, you probably won't have a very good physiological experience. After catching my breath, I saw Levi coming over at first sight.

It's a devil.

Generally speaking, demons are not in order, and they are absolutely evil at first. When the Valkyrie saw that she had fallen into the hands of the demon, her heart and lungs went into cardiac arrest. And just now, she saw the two beautiful girls (males) hugged by the demon, one of them must have been brainwashed and fallen, and she even went to call for help.

It's over. I will also be brainwashed, hypnotized, trained, dependent, parasitic, transformed, degraded, and blackened. What's more terrifying is that there are even other guro labels that can't even be typed in Chinese...

"I'm sorry." Levi looked at the other person's face that suddenly turned so red, and subconsciously made an empirical mistake, wondering if the debuff of Lilith's godmother on him had come into effect again: "I know I'm a demon, and it's unlikely that you will trust me right away. But I'll step back a few steps, and a human will come to heal you later - in your current condition, it may be difficult for you to move on your own, I don't know if..."

"@#￥￥..."

Then the other person spoke a Scandinavian language.

"......?" Is it so scientific? Hey, can you advance the plot faster? It would be nice to have the last arcane wisdom.

"Uh..." Levi was a little embarrassed. He regretted not having learned enough when he needed it: "Can you speak French?"

"Stop pretending!" As an English prince in the eighth century, Ahfu should be the world's cancer - the Anglo-Saxons. However, the Anglo-Saxons, who started out as pirates, quickly lost their martial virtues after settling in Britain. They were beaten by the Nordic barbarian pirates and fled in panic. They didn't even recognize their mothers. In any case, in the middle and late eighth century AD, the Anglo-Saxons in England vs. the Viking pirates in Northern Europe, the fight was definitely a fight. In addition, the Anglo-Saxons were quickly completely Christianized after arriving in Britain, and the Vikings in Northern Europe had an all-round impact on everything from faith to ideology, from race to administrative system.

Moreover, in the eighth century AD, Angsa was defeated.

Ah Fu fled to France for refuge.

As a pseudo-girl, Ah Fu was the first to taunt the Nordic Valkyrie in front of him: "I know you Valkyries know foreign languages! - Why? When you invaded Britain, you asked for food and gold coins so easily, but now you can't even beg for mercy?"

"..." The Valkyrie lying on the ground took a deep look at Ah Fu, then asked in French with a hint of surprise: "Your accent... is that British?"

"English." Although he has only been in England for less than 200 years, he already considers himself the owner. Ahfu raised his head proudly, then hopped to the side of the Valkyrie: "Let me tell you, I am Prince Astolfo of England, the son of King Otton of England. Hey, look carefully, isn't this the Valkyrie? How come the Nordic goddess has become so lame after not seeing her for several years? Oh my, is she going to die? If I don't save her, she will die, right? Hehehehe, oh~~ so weak~"

"...Okay, okay, Afu." Although I don't know why the hatred between you and the Vikings is so high, one thing is certain, the girl can't die in this book. So in the options, everyone will still put the transvestite behind the beautiful girl.

Of course, some perverts don't see it that way.

"Afu, don't bother with her." Li Wei said as if begging for mercy: "Give me some face and let her go first, okay?"