Beelzebub gave a thumbs-up.
"That……"
"The army is here, and we are stuck. As you said, it is better to retreat early, but we have to retreat to an appropriate place." Levi thought about where he could get the upper hand: "The army gathered here, but it will only cost a lot of money every day. I suggest that we push it to Friesland."
"Why here? Is this... too far back?"
Location: read the book and make annotations.
"Friesland is located by the sea. Although it has been plundered, as long as a large army is stationed here, first, it can defend against the invasion of the Vikings. Second, it can deter the attack of the Saxons. Third and most importantly, we must have a clear offensive target."
"Oh?"
"What do you think our target of attack is this time, Xia Lulu?"
"Yes, yes, Saxon..."
"No, Xia Lulu." Levi patted his monarch's shoulder, his face full of fatherly love, just like Blizzard looking at the wizard back then: "Our attack target cannot be illusory, but should be real. Strike the opponent's faith, and force the opponent to defend! For example, this place - Badengavi!"
"Ok?"
"Badenga only has the Saxon sacred tree, and the enemy dare not not defend it. Even if the Saxon chieftain does not defend it, all his followers will explode. In this way, every time we attack here, the enemy will be tired of defending, which will give us a chance to breathe. There are not many people, and one general and five thousand cavalry are enough."
"Ah?! This... this is not a small number." Xia Lulu asked in confusion, "Where can there be so many cavalrymen..."
"I'll do it!" Li Wei suddenly said with a look of determination, "Since I'm the one who proposed this idea, then of course I'll take on the responsibility of guarding the rear and carrying out the subsequent tasks! Don't worry, Xia Lulu! I will never withdraw my troops until the bandits are wiped out! I will definitely protect your home and let you rest assured!"
"Pah!" Xia Lulu suddenly grabbed Li Wei's hand and said, "Levi... Dear Liwei... You are so good to me... Since my father died, there has never been anyone I can rely on like this, no one has ever been able to help me solve my problems like this... I... I..."
"Don't cry... come on, smile." How about I smile for you?
Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered an ancient person.
This ancient man was the famous double champion, the two-dynasty suppression chief who ate the salary of two dynasties - Wu Sangui. Mr. Wu had such a famous saying: Bandits are our rice and money, and bandits are our parents who feed us!
As for the Saxons?
Oh, suppress the bandits ...
"But I came in a hurry." Li Wei said speechlessly: "What's more, the army is gathering outside. Even if I have a mountain of gold, it won't be enough..."
"Don't worry! Dear Avi, you send the troops and I pay for it. This is what I want to do. If reducing the number of troops from 50,000 to 10,000 can solve the Saxony problem, it is already a small price to pay! All the areas east of Frisia will be given to you for jurisdiction. I will personally pay 30,000 gold coins for you to build a fortress here - no
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If it's enough, add more! As long as it can solve the Saxons, I will give you as much as you want!"
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116 Nordic Storm
Xia Lulu and I have a life-long friendship! It is a friendship that cannot be described in words! It is...
"Take your time. There's no rush."
Levi looked at the group of Taima Ninjas nearby. He was not in a hurry at all. "Where is the person I asked you to contact?"
"According to the time, if nothing unexpected happens, we should be back. But...if nothing unexpected happens..." Ingrid's expedition with the army this time can be considered as a vacation. But of course, she didn't understand Levi's order at all.
"Hey, that's nothing - I didn't ask you to go as Christians, but as businessmen." Levi taught Ingrid earnestly, hoping that she would understand.
But it is obvious that the opponent's three measurements are very good, but the five dimensions are very poor! His intelligence and knowledge are obviously insufficient, and he cannot understand such profound things. Then let's talk about something vulgar... popular, so that all living beings in the world can understand: "You must know that people from all over the world flock to each other for the sake of interests; people from all over the world go their separate ways, also for the sake of interests. Whether it is war or peace, it is necessary to exchange what we have. This is also for the Great Frankish Army. Do you understand?"
“……”I understand, but what’s with the tone you’re giving?
Levi and his team took on the "rear guard" mission. Because they had never fought before, Levi applied for this [most dangerous mission]. The beautiful young monarch was moved to tears, like a bastard.
"To make money...? Master, aren't we here to fight?"
"Ah, yes, it's about fighting." Levi nodded, seeing that the other party didn't understand at all: "A good general will not requisition soldiers from his own country for the second time, nor will he requisition food from his own country for the third time - take everything from the enemy and use it on the enemy! Taking a piece of bread from the enemy is equivalent to taking twenty pieces of bread from your own country!"
"? Master, you want to rob?"
"Nonsense, nonsense! Am I that kind of person? How could I, such a righteous person, plunder? Did I do that? Let me tell you, wherever my army goes, the people welcome it wholeheartedly because I would rather freeze to death than demolish houses, and would rather starve to death than plunder!" But some things in the Middle Ages... yes, they are unavoidable.
"So what are you going to do?"
"It's business, we need to share what we have..."
Lightning tore through the heavy black curtain in the distance. Look, the troops are advancing. Oh, we are near Hamburg, Germany today. It is normal to use the German stick music. Levi is the kind of person who is more eye-catching. Others ride horses, but he rides a centaur.
In theory, he is similar to Xia Jie who used a person as a chair. It's just a matter of using a person as a chair. Why would he be scolded for thousands of years? Didn't the ancient masters ride in sedan chairs?
The marchers here are all theoretically odd-toed ungulates + even-toed ungulates. But now the Centaur army has human feet, and I don't know why they don't get tired.
"Achuan, are you tired?"
"Ahahahaha – this is just the beginning."
Levi's concern was met with a fearless laugh - there was nothing interesting to say. The golden ship looked at the man on his back, and the man looked at the woman under him.
The man on top and the woman on the bottom riding position in public is simply indescribable! Worthy of being a devil!
"When you feel tired, tell me and I'll change the horse..."
"When have I ever been tired!" He grunted, and his white teeth looked a little angry in Levi's hands. Of course, even if he was jealous, he couldn't say it. He used the other party's unique indifferent voice, and the mount also had its own resistance: "I'm telling you, I'm not serious at all! I have never been serious in my life! The witch doctor in our tribe said that my bones are very normal, and I don't have any injuries - I have never run seriously in my life!"
"It hurts so much! - Are you born in the year of the dog?" Levi's hand was bitten, leaving teeth marks. "...Have you been paddling all your life?" Levi looked at the Centaur under his butt in some shock.
"Hehe, of course! - Let me tell you, even if I was just slacking off, I still won six first prizes in the tribe's hunting competition! - My body is in great shape! I would be tired? What a joke!" He spitted the other's hand away and said, "My speed is unmatched, my endurance is second to none, I am the strongest unsinkable ship!"
That being said, it is true.
The legendary five-second fastest time: from getting on the horse to Ahegao, it only takes five seconds.
It was really fast and made people feel a little scared, but fortunately it was only the first time that there was a problem, and then... I got used to it. The ecology of the monster girls in the biological world is diverse. It is recommended to have a kangaroo girl someday. Kangaroo girls have two sets (宫~), three (嘤) roads; kangaroo transvestites have two heads on one! ——Snakes have two, and bees belong to the once-in-a-lifetime flash of JOJO's family, which can be thrown away after use. Cats actually have thorns.
Thorny ones, spiral ones, ones with one fork, ones with two forks. One-time ones, ones with one sex, even ones with sex change, ones for public use, and ones for public use! - Colorful and varied! Ah, the magic of nature. All I can say is that there is nothing new under the sun.
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Things, the plot of your book is all in nature.
Apart from those truly miraculous types in nature, such as males turning into females, and super special cases where a family must have a futa king, there are basically three types: one is monopoly, such as polygamy of lions and gorillas; one is coercion, where males force females as much as possible; and one is social, where males must give females certain benefits.
Humanity is in this reproductive dilemma.
Fortunately, the fertility crisis is always at the social level, not the individual level.
"Ah, yes, yes."
Levi patted the other person's head. The ecology of demons is actually more terrifying. He said to the golden ship: "Can you do me a small favor?——"
"What?"
"Stop walking sideways." Levi looked at himself riding a crab-like horse and couldn't help but feel angry: "You're leading the horse and the horsewoman next to you astray!"
"Can you blame me for their own problems? - Oh, okay, don't worry about the details! La la la~~~" This is really tiring. He is wearing heavy equipment and various weapons, and carrying Levi on his back - not only does he walk like the wind, but he also often turns in circles or walks sideways.
The energy is endless.
The marching troops around her were often led astray. For example, when she walked sideways, many horses also walked sideways.
"Da da da--"
A Taimanin dressed in finery came running from a distance, but he looked exhausted. He was stopped far away from Levi. Li nodded when he saw him.
There are many transvestite characters in Taimanin. It is said that Yukikaze had a transvestite childhood sweetheart (there was also a tendency towards Nakahara Goroku in the original plot) - and now she has been abducted.
"Oh, Shui Jing." Levi looked at the Taima Ninja in front of him and nodded frequently: "You are back."
Transvestite is also a man, and Levi never feels sorry for sending a man away.
"Yes, Master—" Green hair, green eyes, handsome appearance, youthful and beautiful figure, Qingqing Zijin lingers in my heart... Ah, I'm getting off topic. Although this guy looks so handsome, he is indeed a boy (at least he says so). He got off his horse, knelt in front of Levi and said, "Fortunately, I have fulfilled my mission!—My Master, your letter has been delivered to the other party—they all expressed their willingness to trade with you! They have accepted your gifts, and this is the letter of guarantee they wrote to you!"
Water mirror Haru.
"Ha, hahahaha... OK, OK." Levi nodded, smiling brilliantly: "Did they agree?"
"Yes, I agree."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work. I'll give you some lamb and some wine. Go and rest." Li Wei waved his hand and gave the order to the whole army: "All troops stop."
"……Eh?"
After giving the order, a group of senior officers around Levi had no idea what was happening.
"Master (Sir)?"
"The entire army's front team will become the rear team, and prepare to attack!"
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For places that cannot be directly occupied, the local people resist fiercely.
So what should we do?
First of all, let me put an eagle sauce here - come on, let's touch him hard, you see, I touched him until he vomited!
"Saxony is also a tough nut to crack for me. I can't solve it hastily. The right way is to treat the symptoms. First, materially support the opposition leaders and spiritual leaders (Iraqi Shiites, Kurds); second, bribe the resistance organizations to carry out subversive activities (Libyan opposition forces, Pinochet in Chile); third, use small forces to directly attack and assassinate their important targets and enemy leaders (invasion of Panama) - now that I have these three points, I will personally go there a few more times. Saxony can't help but be confused -"
This is what it means to live a clear life.
Saxony might be a tough nut to crack for the beautiful young version of Charlemagne, but it was no problem for Levy.
The most important thing is that this country is not his, and he does not love France, but everyone loves him.
"???"
In Levi's military tent, everyone listened to Levi's summary to them.
It feels like you've seen an alien, or like you're looking at a difficult math problem.
I seem to understand, but I don't understand any of it.
"I also have a strategy for dealing with Saxony. Strengthen the branches and weaken the core, make friends with those far away and attack those near. That is to say, I will endlessly weaken Chief Saxony and support all his opponents so that they cannot unite. Secondly, I will attack those who are close to me and make friends with those who are far away. So, the first place I will attack is here."
The base that Xia Lulu gave Levi was East Frisia.
He pushed the front line directly to the banks of the Elbe River, Horstengabi, a hundred kilometers to the east.
The N small tribes were quickly dealt with. The purpose was not to kill people, after all, it would harm the harmony of nature - drive them all away and turn them into refugees to see how you deal with it.
What's so good about fighting the Saxons?
"Then let's..."
"Ah, nothing happened. The strategic goal has been achieved." He quickly applied for World Heritage: "The main purpose is to mess them up. Other things don't matter. What I am worried about now is actually another aspect of the problem..."
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really.
The Saxons are but tinea pedis.
Of course, it may be the most serious psoriasis, but
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That is the disease of tinea pedis.
The real problem was the Vikings throughout the eighth century.
While Levi was dawdling here, a serious pirate problem really occurred over there - he had never expected that he would at most cause trouble in Saxony. Over there, the Vikings really drove their warships to burn, kill, rob and rape.
Most of them are here to escape disaster.
Northern Europe is going to G.
"Isn't it just that the global warming has caused a population explosion, the Nordic countries can no longer feed themselves, and the shipping industry has developed rapidly? - By the way, what is Ragnarok for you Vikings?"
"...? What are Vikings?"
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117 and Li Wei Shen
In one's life, there are joys and sorrows, and there are laughters in both. The German barbarians have lived their whole lives with a monthly salary of 1,800 yuan and never heard of laughter. But the problem is that everyone is like this. It's like a crow standing on a pig, and a human toilet is placed in a human pasture. Don't laugh at anyone else.
Unfortunately, jealousy can change a person beyond recognition, just like no matter how beautiful a woman is, once she is sucked into an octopus mouth, all that is left is a perverted feeling - unless of course you particularly like to be sucked by a Zaku, that's another story.
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