Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Don't talk nonsense. They are great knights."

"Oh! Those with long ears are elves, right?"

"Hmm... why are they dressed so strangely? Are they the people from the city? The clothes are so long but they are just draped over their bodies? I'm just curious."

It shows how ignorant the serfs who were bound to the land in the Middle Ages were. Levi is the type who persuades people to be good and teaches them to learn. Although everyone can wear whatever they want on the street, it is not appropriate for everyone to wear sexy underwear on the street. Levi requires everyone to wear a skirt at least, and later found that all the elves are wearing a set of skirts - if someone is checking, they put it on suddenly, and if no one is checking, they hold it in their hands or fold it up.

"Hey! All of you, come here!" The lord finally found the right place and found a bustling crowd outside the royal city. He shouted at his men, "You are a bunch of stupid pigs who have never seen the world. Stop looking! Line up—"

The group of serfs quickly shut up, and three or five people who looked like knights stood far away to maintain order. Another man dressed in ordinary clothes but with a cross symbol on his body came over and said, "Men, take off your shirts, and women go to the shed over there."

The serfs followed the order dumbly, and then everyone's mouth was pried open to check whether the teeth inside were straight. Needless to say, the stench was terrible, but in this era, all the teeth of European pariahs were free of any sugar corrosion, so checking teeth was the best way to determine the health of the serfs.

"40 healthy peasants, that's right." After Little John put on his clothes, he saw a knight writing words he didn't know on a piece of parchment. Then he heated a solidified wax ball on a charcoal stove, poured it on the last signature position of the parchment, and then put a seal on it - signed and sealed: "After one year, bring this to pick up the people, and you will pay one for each missing person. Go over there to get the food or goods you should take, go."

"Now you are all Master Levi's people."

Not just forty people, but all the people in the formation this time had their bodies checked. They were collectively led to the cross on the side - take a bath first. The water in the bathtub was changed over and over again, and everyone went in to wash their bodies. Under the supervision of the supervisors, this generation had not experienced the Black Death, so taking a bath was not a taboo. But... people from the village in the Middle Ages probably didn't pay much attention to hygiene, and some people's pulp was really a thousand-year-old pulp.

But this is the world of hentai.

So two other groups of people emerged.

One group is a man who instantly turns into a transvestite after taking a bath; another group is a country girl who turns into a beauty after taking a bath. Anyway, this kind of drama is very common. Before taking a bath, the country girl was a lousy woman, and after taking a bath, she instantly becomes a different person. There are many ways to express this, such as glasses, hair covering the eyes, etc., which all have this kind of performance contrast ability.

“Whose food are we eating?”

"Lord Duke Levi!"

"Whose clothes are we wearing?"

"Lord Duke Levi!"

"Whose wages are we receiving?"

"Lord Duke Levi!"

"I am willing to die for Lord Duke Levi!"

"I am willing to die for Lord Duke Levi!!"

On the side, all the new serfs were led by several consuls of the old generation of serfs. Over and over again, under the huge portrait of Levi, they loudly repeated that Levi was the breadwinner, and that if you ate Levi's food, drank Levi's drink, and took Levi's food, you had to listen to Levi! Anyone who didn't listen was a bastard, and God would strike him to death with a thunderbolt and then spit on him twice.

"Long live your great Duke Levi! Her Majesty the Great Queen will always be beautiful!"

"Little John?"

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Yes……"

Little John was washed and led to a table at the side. More than a dozen people lined up in a long queue. A man dressed as a priest wrote a line of words on the wooden board with a carving knife. He said, "This is for you. From now on, your number is John 9527. Take this sign. If you lose it, line up again and get 3 pieces of bread every day and 1 silver coin every month - this is your banknote for this month, take it. This banknote is equivalent to the Duke's silver coin, and you can buy things anywhere in the market here. If someone refuses to accept it, come and report it, and you will get three times the money - the next one!"

"Yes, it's Master..."

"Another John? ... Oh..."

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Levi felt that he had thought enough and was fully prepared. Even if there were things he hadn't expected, they wouldn't be too far-fetched, so he would just fill them in quickly - but he really didn't expect things to turn out like this.

The world of hentai constantly gives itself a fatal blow, and it is always looking for faults.

"…Hang them all, leaving no one behind. The death penalty is the minimum and there is no upper limit."

Levi looked at the verdict in his hand with disgust, and killed three more people - but these three were all serfs, the kind that didn't feel sorry for him at all: "Let the priests do it, they have talents in this area. Gather all those men who look like women... on the other side. If this kind of rape of women happens again, the local person in charge will be held accountable!"

"Really? It's not a big deal." Li Wei put his hands behind his back, as if he was talking to himself, trying to cheer himself up: "These past two years have been full of ups and downs. What kind of abnormal things haven't I seen? Everyone in this world is worthless. I don't believe I can't change!"

"For the sacrifices made, there are great ambitions. I don't believe in this! --" Li Wei said as he drafted a new document on moral model, moral critic, and moral commentator. He was halfway through writing when he suddenly heard a smacking sound from the box beside him.

"Tsk."

"Who's here?" Without even raising his head, Levi pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Sit down for a while. I'll finish writing this document first."

"Although I agree with your point of view, to be honest, as an angel, I also think that you, a demon, are a little too conservative."

When Levi turned around, he was surprised to find a black-haired beauty staring at him with a frown and even a look of contempt. She had an olive branch on her head, but there was also a halo of at least 100 watts on her head. Levi almost blinded himself at a glance. What she was wearing... uh, it looked familiar. Isn't this the one I designed for the curious angel?

"...Who are you? Can you knock on the door before coming in next time?" Levi was in a bad mood.

"Ding, ding, ding." The angel in front of him curled his lips, then knocked on Levi's desk three times: "Are you done? - You mortal creatures die when you say you will, and go to heaven or hell without even saying hello. At that time, I never saw you knock on the door in advance - Oh, introduce yourself. I came to see who you are in person, Michael. During the observations over the past few days, I found a very serious problem: I can't observe you when I'm not by your side, who are you?"

"...? Observing me?" Peeping again? Why do you spy on me every day? I have so many Taimanin for security and defense, but you guys ignore them? I... I guess I need to get some anti-god or anti-monarch weapons and barriers next time. Why do you guys go through the city gates every day?

"I am who I am." It was a different firework. Levi sighed softly and said, "Who are you?"

"Archangel - Michael. I think you are a liar, and I still think so now." The beautiful woman in military uniform in front of him was holding a whip in her hand, and she kept slapping her leather-gloved hands. She stared at Levi's face with black hair and black eyes and looked at him carefully: "No matter what, it's wrong for a demon to be so pious and righteous. I think you have a conspiracy."

"Archangel Michael..." You think I have a conspiracy and you told me that? Aren't you a little too stupid? "You are really too unfair. But it doesn't matter. I have believed in God without regrets all my life. Maybe only at the moment of death can everything be explained - there are many people who misunderstand me, and you are no different. But your suspicion is also normal, I just think that I..."

"It doesn't matter. I will continue to stare at you. It's just that you are a little strange. In the name of the Father, I have to keep a close eye on you." Michael squinted his eyes and continued, "But your tribute makes Raphael very happy. What are you going to do by gathering so many people? Are you really going to build the largest cathedral in the world?——"

"Only in this way can you feel my piety." Li Wei thought that angels are really easy to deceive. Anyway, they will not care about the sufferings of the world as long as the KPI is met. So he said with a face full of loyalty, filial piety and righteousness: "Just wait and see. I will build the largest church area to worship God the Father."

Plus offerings to my mother Lilith, my lover Lucifer, and Beelzebub and the like… Anyway, it’s tribute to my wife.

"Tsk - teacher said, I've been watching you for a few days. I found that you are indeed different from ordinary demons. Except..." His expression was serious and his tone was fierce, but his face was red. His bangs covered one eye, and the other one was like a girl: "Except for every day

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Apart from your profligate sex life, you are indeed different from those chaotic demons. Raphael wants to give you a blessing - Hey! "

"Huh?" Why do you women always like to watch me and my wife doing that? And you look like you've suffered a loss?

"Raphael is just an angel of wisdom." Levi listened for a long time and finally understood that this person was here to intercept: "I am the archangel! - You worship her but not me? You even bribed the curious angel under her, why did you bypass me? What, you look down on me?!"

"…How could that be possible? Isn't this just a coincidence? I just happen to have something to offer you…steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer ears, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose! Braised pork, braised chicken, bacon, pork belly…"

Levi felt that these angels and demons were a bit like Second Brother. No, not sows.

It is the position of the second brother's altar purifier - they all come to eat! But the devil eats more, eating both above and below. At present, the angels don't seem to have this hobby.

"You're smart... Then, let me ask you. As a demon, what do you think of Lucifer?"

108 You actually hit me? (The group was closed again, the new group is below)

Let me ask you a question, which type of people irritate you the most when traveling abroad?

They are the kind of people who look vaguely and curiously, and even ask you with a smile, "Which country do you think is better, my country or your original country?"

There are a lot of people like this in marketing accounts.

If I say I love my original motherland, you will be unhappy. If I say I love your country, my motherland will be unhappy. This is just like your stepmother asking you, who is better, your biological mother or your stepmother? This is a moral kidnapping question. If you say both are good, it is the same as saying both are bad, and you will offend both sides.

The archangel came over and asked a demon who had converted to Christianity: What do you think of your former boss?

"Well... let's put it this way. Dear Sir Michael, I will treat you to spicy hot pot today. It is the authentic Sichuan spicy hot pot from Northeast China. It is a specialty of Brittany and you must try it. Let's talk about the future of Brittany and Lucifer's views while we eat. Please, come in! - It's ready."

Levi could tell that the food in the cafeteria in heaven was probably contracted out, and there was probably no special cooking - all the angels were like starving ghosts, and they had never seen the world. Levi had a handful of mutton skewers and a bowl of [authentic Northeast Sichuan spicy hot pot] (you Sichuan people have never seen it). Here, he watched the great archangel being eaten alive and fallen.

"This...this is..."

According to medieval Christian theory.

A bowl of spicy hot pot represents piety, faith, and getting closer to God. He also ate vegetarian food, so Levi looked at the angel in front of him and shook his cheeks and lifted his back teeth. The food was like the Yangtze River, and the vegetables were swept away like clouds, just like pouring into a dirt box - clattering, clattering.

"Do you want more chili? Oh, how spicy? Okay, okay - you want it thinner, I'll give you something thinner." Levi was being naughty while trying to make the other person's food spicy.

[How ignorant! Did the Arabs really cut off the route to the Western God? Is that the amount of tribute paid to God so little?] On the other side, Levi was puzzled because he knew that the Arab Empire occupied the Middle East route and was close to Southeast Asia. How could it be so...?

"Cough cough cough..."

"Come, have some iced cocoa." Levi watched the strong frost beauty wolfing down the food and choking on the chili pepper. He immediately served her a cup of iced cocoa with a lethal amount of sugar.

"Hmm!!!" In the hottest days of June, people are eating barbecue with lots of ingredients and spicy malatang - and then suddenly they drink a glass of iced cocoa.

Archangel Michael almost lost his soul.

"Oh..." Levi clearly heard the other party moan from the bottom of his heart, as if he had taken an aphrodisiac. And it was not just one moan, but a long one. After savoring it for more than ten seconds, Michael finally seemed to realize that he seemed to have made a very bad sound.

The other party's face was already red from eating spicy food, and Levi even suspected that he was about to faint at any time.

"Forget about that sound just now!"

"Yes, yes, what Lord Michael said is right." Levi quickly bowed his head and said yes, seeing that the other party had a big appetite: "Lord Angel, you see that the food in the human world is very vulgar, uncultured, and of low quality. I feel very honored that you are willing to honor me with your presence."

"Ah? Ah... this... hum, of course." Foreign angels, naturally, can't be that Japanese RPG. There's no such thing as tsundere, or this or that - there is only the purest: "I don't like food for mortals like you!"

Textbook.

"Oh, I knew that heaven must have everything." Levi made a sighing expression and said, "Whatever is on earth, is also in heaven; whatever is not on earth, is also in heaven. We are just ants - it is really rude to treat you to spicy hot pot today, I will definitely not treat you to this next time. Let's have the Holy Communion, bread and red wine..."

"Who wants to eat that crap! - Ah, no, I mean..." He refuted hastily, blurted out hastily, and danced with his hands in a panic. Michael pulled the angel halo above his head -

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The halo was pulled straight down.

Levi was shocked to see the other person holding the halo in his hand and fanning it, as if it were a hat.

"What I mean is: this kind of thing is not good! But... since you are so kind. If you insist on giving it to me, although I am very unwilling, you are a pious person after all, so I have no way to refuse..."

"No, no, no, my sin! These are my heinous sins." Li Wei was crying while examining himself. "You hated these things so much, but I still let you eat them. I am simply not a human being (I was never one in the first place)! I will never let you eat these broken things again in the future..."

"Shut up!"

"Eh?" Levi's crying look was instantly broken - mainly because Michael on the opposite side broke the defense.

"Listen, this is my tribute from now on! It can only be more, not less! - I wish you to be brave and invincible, and you will be brave and fearless in all the wars to come! - I will give you a chance to avoid death." As he spoke, Michael's flaming red lips kissed Levi's...

Either the forehead or the lips.

It’s really the Xunzong style of diplomatic kissing, kissing everywhere!

But the problem is that the other party had just eaten the spicy hot pot that Li Wei had added to the extreme, and it was really flaming red lips... Li's mind was now full of thoughts: Burn! Firebird!

“Wuwuwu… Wuwuwu…” Levi struggled, trembling all over, and trembling as he started: “Master Michael, Master Michael!”

The angel kissed the devil, but the devil didn't have any problem anyway.

"Let him go, bitch!!!"

The three corpse gods jumped wildly, and the five spirits were full of heroic spirit. The two suns were on fire, and smoke came out of the seven orifices! ——Suddenly, the gate of hell opened wide. A figure rushed out and kicked Michael.

With a boom, this light and shadow effect.

This time, Levi really saw the difference between demons and angels. The Lord of Hell kicked the angel on the butt, and Lucifer rushed out with anger in her eyes.

"......?! Lucifer!!! You fallen monarch." Michael was kicked, and when he looked closely, he saw that it was Lucifer himself: "You actually came here! - What are you going to do? This devil has already embarked on the right path. He is a believer in God. Get out of here, monarch of hell, he does not belong to you! He belongs to me!"

"You are the one who gets out of here. He is a demon! Even if he believes the old man, he is still mine!——"

"Huh? You still have no respect for God!"

"The old man is no longer capable. In two years, I will kill my way to the Heavenly Palace and seize the throne! Humph..."

I know you are anxious, but don’t be anxious and don’t set random flags!

"In short, he is God's man."

"But he's a demon, and he'll always be mine!"

These are all objective facts, but the problem is that they are all too subjective.

"Then it seems the only option is to go to war!"

"Let's start the war! Am I afraid of you?"

It seems that I have no choice but to take action.

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On this day, everyone saw a natural phenomenon.

The angel's flag and the devil's flag seemed to appear in an instant - but disappeared in an instant.

Countless ordinary people knelt on the ground and prayed to God - of course there was also the heretic who believed in the devil and prayed for something else.

But...

"You hit me? How dare you hit me?" x2

The author says:

Author's words: New group number 914855269, alas...