Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Mainly cattle, sheep or other medium and large livestock. I don't know why the gods like this stuff, anyway, humans insist that the gods like to eat this! Especially like barbecue!

of smoke.

From ancient Egypt to ancient Greece, from the ancient West to the ancient East, this is true in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad - and basically no one wastes. After the sacrifice, when the gods finish the cigarettes, people will reluctantly go over and finish the meat. People are happy, and the gods they think are happy too. If you really can't help it, you can eat first, and give the things you don't want to eat to the gods... No, it's the things you think the gods will definitely like. For example - pig heads.

Ah, there were also cow’s heads and sheep’s heads. I couldn’t wait to eat the other parts, so I took them and ate them first.

"You..." Levi pinched his nose. He had imagined countless times the possibilities of the opponents he might encounter.

[Angel: Favorability towards Demons -10, Blood Feud]

But that’s okay.

But it doesn't matter, it's just 10 in favor. Racial feud, so what? Giving some money can solve the problem immediately, this system is very buggy. It's like after WW2, when Soap and the Nazis had a blood feud - and then gave you 10 gold coins, and your favorability towards them instantly went up.

This is simply unreasonable, but this is the benefit of system flow.

"I am more interested in you now." The curious angel opposite looked at Levi with a look as if he was watching a movie. That kind of blatant and naked interest was like you were swimming in the ocean of physiological and hygiene knowledge for the first time.

By the way, the first time I swam in this ocean was when I dialed up to the Internet in 2000. There was a link called "Body Art" in the magnetic strip connection of Sohu. The advertisements were not just about art. The first thing I remember most was that the first one I visited was a comic website that drew... tentacles. Ah... the phone bill was over a thousand yuan a month. Fortunately, my father was generous at the time.

"Excuse me, as a demon who follows the trend of the times, you chose our faith at the first opportunity. You..."

Levi was instantly stunned. It was difficult to find such a thing in the Middle Ages... Wait, the other party was not an angel born in the Middle Ages. They should have enough time to span the entire "Roman civilization" and still be rich.

"No...wait, what exactly do you want to ask?"

"1, 2, 3... so many!" Looking at the parchment list in his hand that was as thick as a book, the curious angel asked face to face: "I have many questions to ask you, a rare demon! But... no matter how rare you are, a demon is still a demon. As an angel, I still have a mission to contact you... Well, if Lord Raphael is looking at me, then I am completing my mission now."

He gestured to the sky (ceiling) in a panic.

"I have a question for you. Master Raphael asked me to ask you - are you really a devout believer in God?"

"Of course." Li Wei had a face full of loyalty, filial piety, and righteousness, as if he was insulted. "Father in Heaven, I will do my best to eliminate the evil and wicked, restore God, and return to the old capital..."

“…Really?”

"More real than pearls!" You see, this conversation is quite old.

"Oh, then here comes Master Raphael's question: You said you were very pious, so why didn't you pay tribute with spices yesterday?"

"Ah?" Li Wei was stunned. Why did the gods start talking about paying tribute? I... Oh, you know what, it seems that the gods started talking about paying tribute.

This is what the Bible says. It is useless to tell God this or that. If the sacrifice is not in place, God will never appear. If God appears, it is to tell you that it is time to pay tribute! Money and people are in place. This is the rule of the Tao. It is common in the real world - money and people are not necessarily in place.

"I..." Considering Mr. Shang, he was narrow-minded. Levi couldn't say that he had forgotten to pay tribute at this moment, so he replied: "My worship of the Heavenly Father is like the endless flow of the river, and like the flood of the Atlantic Ocean. The reason why I didn't pay tribute on time yesterday was because... I wanted to hold back a big one today!"

"……Eh?"

"The big one is coming! What I want to offer today is a whole lamb feast." God seems to have a unique taste and likes to eat lamb. This led to the first murder in human history (Cain killed his brother). When God inspected the sacrifices, Cain planted wheat, and God was not a vegetarian and said it was just so-so; Cain's brother offered a sheep as a tribute, and God was so happy that his nose was full of snot bubbles. Cain was very unhappy. It was obvious that agriculture was the future, and what was animal husbandry? So he gritted his teeth and chopped his brother to pieces.

"A whole lamb feast?"

"Great! Whole lamb feast! - grilled lamb chops, marinated lamb head, roasted lamb feet, stir-fried lamb liver, fried lamb tripe, braised lamb... plus three whole roasted lambs.

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Sheep, fifty kilograms of mutton skewers. These are what I want to prepare as tribute. Today I come here to pray first, and then I will prepare to offer tribute to the Father in Heaven. "

Old man, Brother Tian...hmm.

In the Dark World mod, there is no such thing as God. At most, it is an angel.

"Yes, yes! Yes, yes, absolutely!" Wiping the tears of emotion from the corners of his mouth, the curious angel Azazel kept moving his hands: "Humans, there are no sheep in heaven, and heaven cannot grow spices. Therefore, pious humans are the source of our tribute... So, you know."

Hmm... so there is a shortage of supplies in heaven?

Oh, it was like this before Christianity came to the Spice Kingdom, but in a sense... people in the Middle Ages liked to eat this.

What did Mr. Shang like in the new century? iPhone?

Ah...how scary.

"Then let's go, let's go eat something first." Azazel was on a business trip, so of course he had to eat and drink at public expense: "Hey, you have to keep your word. Oh, Lord Raphael also said - Levi, do you want angels? Nod here, and we will send you 5,000 right away!"

"...?!?!"

103 The monkey looks at the Peach Garden, Heshen looks at the treasury, and the devil looks at the angel - it is only a matter of time before he falls into evil.

The problem of overstaffing and redundant officials and salaries is indeed a problem within the system. I thought heaven would be better, but I didn't expect it...

"You have too many people over there, can't handle it all?"

Levi sighed helplessly and slumped down in the church chair. This weakness came from the heart.

"How is this possible..." The other party wiped the sweat off his face awkwardly and said, "Our paradise is definitely not because we have too many staff..."

"Okay, bureaucratic capital among bureaucrats is not born from the womb, not from eggs, not from moisture - it is born from transformation. It is not subject to human subjective will, it is an objective fact." Li Wei glanced at the angel in front of him, who seemed to have seven emotions and six desires: "It seems that you angels are not robots... Then you must also have bureaucratic capital."

This is all a positive statement. It can be translated as, where there are officials, there will be corruption. Don't tell me that angels are noble or something like that. This is an objective reality and it cannot be changed... Levi shuddered.

If Mr. Shang were to live to the 21st century and develop robots... these angels who cannot carry out one's will % would be useless!

"How pitiful." The fish meat is not the most pitiful thing; the knife and chopping board that were thrown away after the blade broke are the most pitiful.

"Ah?" I don't know what Levi is talking about. What pity? How can a mortal have the right to pity a god? Just like how a beggar has no right to pity an economic crocodile?

You are what he created.

"Nothing, I don't need any angels, let alone... 5000." Levi frowned. Are you trying to colonize me? What alien species invasion? Jewish invasion 2.0? Are you going to demand political status, economic status, autonomous legal rights, extraterritoriality, and superiority after a while? If you don't agree, you will kill my eldest son, kill my whole family, and curse me forever?

I'm not stupid. How could I not know what God is doing?

"? Uh, you really don't need it? Well, Lady Raphael said that if you do her this favor, she will give you a divine blessing."

? Why do I, a demon, need your blessing? I don't even care about the hell, so how can I...

"What blessing?"

"? Uh, it's just a blessing."

"...Oh, that's fine." Empty promise: "It's not that I don't want to help, but we don't have that many people to support 5000 angels..."

"No, no, no, the ones who came are angels, not pure angels. Five thousand, just five thousand. Each of these five thousand angels is very pious... so they can chat with you... so they only need to live in their settlements every day, work, and farm. They don't need to reproduce at all - if you need them, they can fight for you."

"…What? Five thousand, fighting for me?"

"Yes, actually they are... the Crusades. Well, in a sense, they are the Crusades..."

"What do you mean? Some kind of meaning?"

"Hey, aren't we preparing for war with Hell?" In the final battle, Christianity kept saying this: "Angels have been expanding their military, expanding their military, preparing for a decisive battle with Hell. But... the expansion of the military is a bit too much, causing the angel bureaucracy to almost stagnate, with thousands of angels competing for the position of a small angel. There is no way around it, we must let the angels in heaven know that they are being protected, so we have built such a large angel defense system. But... why are we fighting? How can we make money by fighting so hard... cough cough cough, no no, this is not pious. In short, we in heaven do not plan to go to war with hell for the time being. Hell and heaven are the two major parts of the world. As the two largest systems in the world, the direction of bilateral relations, especially the punishment and reward relationship, not only affects both heaven and hell, but also affects the direction of the entire world - so, in order to maintain a special relationship with hell. We still have to continue our business in this dangerous world, and we can't let the small issue of the arms race overturn the table of hell and heaven."

"...????"

"So, we can't support such a large armament here. 500

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0 armies of angels armed to the teeth, there is no way we can deal with so many people. Ah, Master Raphael is so worried about this matter. I tell you, there is really no way to eat pound after pound of gunpowder. So, I! Master Raphael's confidant, a real scholar, came up with a solution for Master Raphael: I heard that there is a man who can pacify the world with his pen and decide the fate of the world with his sword. His name is Levi - why not just send 5000 troops to him. Eat Levi's food, drink Levi's water, and let Levi help us raise the army. This way, we don't have to disband it, and we can recall it at any time. We don't offend anyone, and we can help God share the burden. I am so smart... woo woo woo..."

Levi couldn't help it.

This feeling is like being cuckolded 5000 times, and suddenly I became the scapegoat - no, more than just the scapegoat, the next person... Angel Life has to take over as well. Oh, after all this time, you think I'm a grudge? Anger rose from his heart, and evil was born. Levi grabbed the other person's face and began to ravage him continuously.

“Wuwuwu… Wuwu~ Wuwu~ Wuwu~?~”

It's just that this ravage is a bit strange. Levi's air damage has exceeded the effect.

The devil is in my hand. I have seen the truth many times. Now it seems that the devil is indeed a fallen angel, and the angel is a devil that has not yet fallen. Buddha is an enlightened sentient being, and sentient beings are unenlightened Buddhas... Eh? Why did this sentence suddenly come out?

"Can you tell me what's going on?"

"Oh, right here... What a strange feeling. Touching my head actually gives me this feeling. I must write a report... Huh? What? What's going on?"

"I want to ask about the composition of these people, in heaven..."

The other person's background, place of origin, appearance, whether he is popular in heaven, and whether he can smoke.

Levi got an answer that was similar to what he expected, or even worse.

Angels, second-class citizens in heaven.

It could also be third or fourth grade.

The biggest person in heaven is naturally Mr. Shang.

Then there are the Eight Banners... ahem, the iron-clad kings. Raphael, Gabriel, and Michael make up the three great families, plus Uriel makes up the four heavenly kings, plus Sariel, Remiel, and Raguel make up the seven archangels, plus the other eight great Vajras, nine great guardians... five hundred Arhats!

First class is God, second class is officials, third class is angels, and fourth class is tribes.

God is first, the archangels... the officials are high above. Needless to say, the other angels created by God are of course the lowest class, these [Angel "tribes"].

Simply put, angels are created by transformation - they can appear anywhere by placing God, reproducing asexually, and are little scientific experts.

Angels are viviparous, which means they need to be born through sexual intercourse. In the eyes of the holy angels, this is simply filthy - you have a dick and you know how to use it? You have a (beep) and you know how to do it? What the hell, it's nothing like us noble angels.

"...Oh, I understand. These five thousand people are considered the ones being excluded?"

"Ah, I guess so. But they are all strong fighters, they are all heavily armored soldiers, and angels are different from ordinary people. You have an advantage here, if you fight against pagans, they can also join the battle~~~ You are so pious, you will definitely help God, right?"

"...Friend, go out and ask who can support five thousand people?" Li Wei rolled his eyes. "Besides, five thousand uncles who only follow orders but not propaganda, each with his own trumpet and playing his own tune, are too suspicious of being neither a wolf nor a dog."

"No, no, no, Lady Raphael has already thought of this. She will personally give them the order! You just help... er, I'll give you a little more benefit! I'll go to Lady Raphael and ask for a proper blessing. Lady Raphael is very powerful. After the blessing, he can help you solve many problems."

It is quite advantageous from a political perspective. Although working for an angel is like begging on your knees, it is impossible for many people to kneel and do this.

Besides, I'm a devil.

Isn't it the angel who is best at getting it...

It's evil!

"Uh..." Looking at the beautiful girl in front of him, Levi asked a soul-searching question: "Are all angels like you?"

Are you all so funny?

"How is that possible? I'm the Angel of Wisdom! - the most capable assistant!" The angel girl puffed out her chest and said, "Angels like me with such high autonomous wisdom are rare! Well, God has always attached great importance to the loyalty of angels since the fall of Lucifer... Later, God found that the best way to solve the loyalty problem is to make them unaware of the fall. Ah, that's how the angels were born. Their abilities are weaker than real angels, but stronger than mortals. Some of the best among them can wrestle with angels, but that's all."

set up?

"So, as a pious messenger, you know to offer so many delicious foods every day without even meeting us. Now we are handing over the 5,000 angel troops to you. You must remember to discipline them well! Let them know the power of piety... Well, I am doing a report and research on this aspect, and to be honest, I am not optimistic."

...Let me, the devil? Teach the angels to be pious?

What’s the difference between this and asking Monkey King to visit the Peach Garden?

"Well, okay - I'm responsible for sharing the Father's worries. But it's not good for you to suddenly bring 5,000 people to deal with such a big event.

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What are you talking about? Can you at least give me a time to arrange it? Or you can bring the leader to meet me."

"Well, that's true." After thinking for a while, the curious angel thought for a long time: "Then I'll let you meet the leader of this angel army first."

“…? Who is it?”

104 A mortal sin!!!

Angel! It's basically a feud.

"Who is the angel leader you are talking about?" Levi really cared.

"I don't know either." You see, people are curious about angels...Aren't you curious about this at all? "Their lifespan is slightly longer than that of humans, so how would I know who their leader is? The last time I saw one was more than 500 years ago, and the angels have been multiplying for so long. How would I know..."

That does make sense.

"Then how can I meet these angels?"

"Oh, wait until they come back from the Holy Land."

"Holy place?"

“Jerusalem.”

"?" Do you think the Greens of this era are easy to mess with? Now is the time for the Greens to expand. Do you believe they can kill you? 5000 people in Jerusalem? Forget about 5000 angels...

You really don’t want to say that.

Lulu actually also believes in angels. To be precise, the black flowers, rotten lotus roots and red lotus leaves, the three religions are all one family.

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Levi finally knew that he would have to wait half a year before he could meet the other leader. So Heaven couldn't teleport to Mars? The speed was too slow.

I followed Levi and wandered around the territory for a few rounds.

The demon army around - mainly to watch the scene. The surrounding construction sites are bustling with the simulation construction gameplay of "Medieval: Skylines" and "Anno: 800". These demons don't even have to be supervisors, they just need to stand on the street for a while. The only thing to pay attention to is to avoid being attacked by nymphomaniacs.