Levi planned to launch a medieval great... great... great trial. From the bottom up, let the knights be infinitely loyal to him, and then deal with those who are disobedient. Of course, it would not take ten years, just a little bit would be enough. It would be more like 226, and it would be best to solve it within one day.
He has seven female lords under him. But he doesn't know how many middle-level officers obey him under the seven female lords. He can only start from the low-level officers (lords).
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, and even the Wandering Knight got it.
The hanging ceremony began on a sunny morning with lush grass and chirping birds.
The people were all around... After all, it was rare to kill a knight in public.
Especially the execution of a knight by hanging was even rarer.
In the East, dying without bloodshed is a noble way to die. Emperor Yang of Sui hanged himself, Emperor Sizong Xiaolie hung his neck on a crooked tree, and Zhu Youlang was strangled by a bowstring. The three-foot white silk seemed to be considered decent.
But the West doesn't see it that way. Only wild dogs would be hanged alive. They would have to spit and become incontinent before dying. In short, kings were beheaded, which was considered decent. So the Tokyo Trial sentenced people to immediate execution by hanging, which foreigners thought was humiliating. Saddam was also put in a ring and broadcast live, which was absolutely humiliating to the extreme.
Obviously, the Knight Master felt the same way. Under the expectant gaze of the crowd——
Hanging ceremony, Hajimaluyo!
Of course, before the hanging, Levi had to get a few more words from his leader.
"Let me just say a few words—"
Chapter 101: After the devil yelled at the angel, will people still be able to sleep?
"The people are suffering terribly, and your families must be suffering the same way, right? The sisters of the soldiers fighting the enemy have to sell themselves for food; the farmers can't even eat the bread they grow from the fields with great effort! The people have no jobs, they are starving, and they are suffering terribly. Everyone, listen to me, the Queen and the seven flag owners, the ladies, do not want the people to suffer like this! It is these parasites around them who concealed the suffering of the people and the true national conditions from them! - Today's scene is ironclad evidence! What was raped by Gong Sui Nv here is not only the poor and helpless girls, but also the public opinion! Your wives and children are still waiting for food at home! Today, we will punish the traitors of the country! Let Her Majesty the Queen and the flag owners know how incompetent these parasites are! - Play music, execute!"
Are you suffering? — You are suffering because someone tells you that you are suffering. After all, this is a matter of comparison. Compared with the cruel war era, your life is basically no different from the paradise. Finding a factory job may seem boring and disgusting, but in the context of war, hunger, suffering, and having a family to support, it is definitely the greatest act of kindness.
But if there is someone next to you who drives a supercar and hugs a supermodel and lives in Chaoyang, that is another story. This is really a question of comparison. You have to tell everyone that you are suffering so that they will know the suffering. If you don’t tell them, how could the people in the Middle Ages dare to suffer? Who has suffering?
Some of the other knights standing by couldn't understand what Levi was saying at all.
Some of them understood it, but they broke out in cold sweats.
Aren't you encouraging the lower class to overthrow the upper class? And it's the kind of overthrow that "the emperor is wise and wise, and the ministers should be punished for their crimes".
Amidst the beating of drums and gongs, in a lively atmosphere, a few extras were sent on their way. Of course, extras are just extras, but history will remember them.
Levi is doing very well here, and it seems that he is about to completely ruin the country -
In fact, he felt that everything was under control, in order and more orderly than ever before.
Anyway, he felt that he was stable. If the public sentiment had a numerical value, he would be able to see it clearly. In short, the outside world felt that Levi's rule was gradually moving closer to the devil; in short, Levi felt that his rule was becoming deeply rooted.
Levi was quite satisfied.
To secure a country, one must rely on the strategic advantages of mountains and rivers; to intimidate the world, one must rely on the strength of military force. If one is righteous, he will not have many supporters; if one is unrighteous, he will not have few supporters.
"Oh, I forgot to burn incense." It was common in medieval Europe to ask ghosts and gods instead of the common people. Livy followed the local customs and the hanging ceremony was a complete success. After the curtain fell, the audience had already dispersed, but the actors were reluctant to leave for a long time - because several leading actors had to continue hanging there to serve as a warning to others.
But after doing so many things today, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to burn yellow paper and light incense for the gods. What a sin.
"Forget it, forget it. They shouldn't be so petty." Li Wei had great respect for the gods. In his mind, gods were the kind that were high above, pure-hearted, and unconcerned with worldly affairs. Anyway, he didn't believe in any gods who came down to earth. Ancient people like Ji Gong were okay, but if they were from the same era as Brother Tian, he might not be able to recognize them with his mortal eyes.
Those who are in heaven are gods, who come down to earth to interfere with people... You can’t see it for now, so just ignore it.
So Levi didn't regard the women who were with him as gods at all - at most they were just fun objects.
"stand up!"
"Woo!"
Levi is sleeping today, the queen on the left (Olika), the ninja on the right (Asha). The sister is at the waist (Igawa Sakura), the wife (Mizuki Shiranui) is at the chest! Women block (beep) women, men... forget it.
You are just living your ordinary life, and suddenly you feel a kick in the stomach. It hurts, but it doesn't. When you open your eyes, the woman next to you is gone, and the woman next to you is here.
There were several people standing in front of me.
"Oh, ah... Mom, you've become prettier? Oh, Lucifer... Oh, Beelzebub, you're here too?..."
It was mainly these big demons and big succubi! Can a righteous man like Levi, who worships gods and Buddhas, indulge them? Of course not! He immediately frowned and glared, and said righteously: "The child greets you, and all the ladies are blessed..."
"Stop talking nonsense!——"
Look at what's going on.
Here's the body
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The highest one is Lilith, Levi's cheap biological mother. In theory, all blood relatives or non-blood relatives, as long as they believe in her, are considered her children. So Li has a lot of brothers and sisters in theory, so he killed so many people - he can't escape the title of parricide. (Large families are really troublesome, you never know when your relatives will be called away by other countries to become generals. If you kill them on the battlefield, you will be considered a parricide.)
You see, the feeling of being a mother is different from that of being a wife.
"Swoosh!" The queen, who was over two meters tall, stepped on high heels, and the three-meter-long succubus tail behind her instantly tied Levi up. Her slender ten fingers brushed across Levi's face, almost oozing a few drops of blood. Then, Lilith's red tongue licked him dry like temptation: "Where is my tribute?"
"...I had a lot of things to do today and got up late. I forgot to make arrangements. Well - can we make it up tomorrow?" Levi looked at the other female demons present and smiled awkwardly.
"Can you put two days' worth of food into one day? - You can eat today's food and tomorrow's food together. I'm surprised you thought of that!"
...You're right.
This is what my teachers and parents said when I didn’t do my homework as a kid.
"Well, I'll get up and cook for you now..."
"Hmph, are we such unkind women?!" Lucifer walked over and swung Lilith's tail hard. It was obvious that this was a confrontation between the Lords of Hell, because Levi just struggled for a while - and didn't move at all! Lucifer did it with just a flick of her hand.
The difference between a wife and a mother is very obvious - the wife came over and looked at her mother-in-law with a cold face.
"Today, we came to you not only for this reason, but also for other reasons. Hmph... First, the tribute will be doubled in the future."
"oh oh?"
"That means I want 20 chocolate cakes every day!"
"...Okay." Levi thought about it and nodded: "From now on, everyone's tribute will be doubled."
"Hmm... hm? You agree just like that?"
"What else? If I say I disagree, will you agree?" Levi didn't object to this matter. Compared with King David's method of wasting money and manpower, Levi's side was simply using the lowest price to exchange for peace.
"That's right. You have to agree... Humph, let's talk about the second point. We don't take it from you for nothing. We mainly do it to replenish our energy! - To help you."
"That's right." Beelzebub came over while rubbing his hands and wiping the sweat off his face. He leaned on Levi's shoulder and said with a sincere look: "We are very kind - ah, what a beautiful word. Ahem... it's just that I always feel like vomiting blood when I say it. It doesn't matter. It's so hard to have a true believer - especially that person is you! We don't want you to die like this. It's a pity for a kingdom of Brittany to be lost like this. So I came here to tell you: your rule is too unpopular."
"……oh?"
"You can make a wish to us, for example, let us bless you to rule smoothly; let us bless you to rule steadily; let you collect more taxes, stabilize business, increase agricultural production, etc."
"...? Uh... No need, just don't make trouble." Li Wei shook his head and said, "I will improve the administration, support workers and farmers, stabilize taxes, and reduce taxes. I will encourage commerce and promote agriculture, and make Brittany great again. Just work hard every day, and don't bother yourself."
"Uh... you really don't need our help? Your country looks a little dangerous?"
"No, no, I'll say it again, just don't come and make trouble. Okay, today's tribute is my fault, I will send you three copies tomorrow. I really don't want to trouble you anymore. Didn't we say that what belongs to God belongs to God, and what belongs to Caesar belongs to Caesar? Go back and eat the tribute. Aren't we secretly increasing your followers? You should have seen the benefits."
"I...you..." The Queen of the Demon Realm glanced at Levi. Lucifer was a little embarrassed, but she couldn't show it on her face: "Isn't this inappropriate? We just take your benefits and don't help you at all? This is inappropriate... How about, let's just double the tribute tomorrow..."
"No, no, no, it's just right... Is there anything else? If not, I'm going to go back to sleep. I've been lacking sleep lately..."
"This is your dream, and you are still sleeping now."
"...Eh? No, aren't you guys a bit too much? In this dream, you guys are..."
Rei Ayanami once said: Happiness can only be found in dreams.
After being oppressed in the dream for so long, Levi looked back and saw clouds blocking his way home; he looked back again and saw that the bushes were densely covered; he looked back again and saw that the figure had gone far away; he looked back again and saw that his eyes were blurred with tears - tonight there will be no more unforgettable old dreams!
Damn, it’s so tiring to just dream.
The truth is to be calm and peaceful.
"Yawn." Levi got up in the morning, and his ordinary life had to go on...
"...? Eh? Olika? What's wrong with you? Olika? Sakura? Shiranui..."
Later, Levi learned about it from Ashaji's mumbling.
Whatever you do in this dream, the real world will indeed react. If you are killed by a few big demons or big lords in this dream, then you are killed.
So Ashaji felt that Levi's work and real life were somewhat inseparable - a good night's sleep could restore one's physical strength, but Ashaji was completely unable to restore his physical strength. Several ladies had to lie down for another half a day.
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How confused the distinction between public and private.
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"Alas." Just like when a banana person goes to America, he must be whiter than the white people. Levi is now holding a cross and a dark Bible in his hands and going to church.
In medieval Europe, the weeks were one after another. Sundays were not the only day of worship, nor was December 12 the only Christian festival. Is it okay for God to celebrate his birthday only once a year? Bandits would celebrate their birthdays several times a year to make people pay tribute. Is God's faith even worse than that of bandits? There were many fasts, but Levi never followed them. Fasting is to get closer to God, but eating spices is not?
"@#¥!!!!"
Levi was listening to the service, and above, dear Miss Christine Lucullus was walking on the path. The white fairy Christian goddess was speaking in ecstasy and eloquently. Levi could only say Amen twice below, who knew what was being said?
"Hey, hey, I want to ask you something."
"Don't interrupt. Didn't you see that I was listening to the sermon? I...eh?"
Levi was very surprised.
Because with his identity, he was just going through the motions, and when he was going through the motions, no one could get close to him. Who knew if there would be an assassin coming to Creed? Suddenly, a woman's voice sounded beside him, which frightened him so much that he almost had a cardiac and respiratory arrest.
"?! You..." Levi turned his head and almost blinded himself.
A girl was wearing a white robe and a white headband. She had black hair and light blue eyes. Her big eyes were blinking as she stared at Levi like a curious baby. She was holding a piece of parchment and a charcoal pencil, writing something. Of course, it was not the girl's sunny face that blinded Levi.
Instead, there was something like an angel's halo above her head, and the light refracted at just the right angle when she turned her head, almost dazzling Levi to death.
"...Lord Levi?" The goddess above was talking eloquently, and when she saw Levi, she suddenly exclaimed: "What happened?"
"?! No, you can't see?" Levi almost jumped up in surprise. Can't you see such a big girl sitting next to you?
"...What did you see?" The elf goddess looked puzzled. What was going on?
"Don't worry, I turned on the invisibility cloak and came down here - except for the devout people, no one can see me. Well... you are very devout and can see me. How strange, a demon is so devout, ah, so interesting, so rare! Is there anything rarer than this? You will be my most perfect report sample, definitely much better than that Moses! Let me introduce myself, I am an angel under Lord Raphael - the curious angel Azazel. Nice to meet you..."
"..." Levi looked at the other person's extremely curious eyes and suppressed the fear in his heart. Others couldn't see it? ... He looked at the elf goddess on the stage - wasn't she said to be very pious?
Ah... Did you use yourself as a side dish and commit suicide again last night... Let me see (wearing glasses)... Oh, you have fallen after 13 times?
"That's fine." Levi took a deep breath... Hmm, this angel smells pretty good... He said to the goddess on the stage who was speaking sweetly: "Please continue."
"Yes." The goddess nodded, and then continued to preach: "One, two, three, two, two, three, follow the master to heaven..."
"Then..." Levi turned to look at the angel who was writing something with a pen, and continued to ask: "Are you an angel?"
"Yes, didn't I introduce him just now? He is Raphael's subordinate, the Angel of Curiosity, Azazel."
"Oh, hello, I'm..."
"Levi, Duke, devil, devout Christian - I know all these, but I want to know some secrets about you that I don't know." The other party was almost sticking to Levi's body.
I don’t know what kind of game this is—others can’t see and can do whatever they want…
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Chapter 102: Levi, do you want a wife (angel) or not?
"You just said [Moses]..." Levi was quite puzzled.
"Yes, my last job was about two thousand years ago, right? God set the rules of the underworld. If you want to get along with God in the future, you must make sacrifices. If you want to be redeemed by God in the end, you must make sacrifices. God told Master Raphael, Master Raphael, please inform me - I will be responsible for informing Moses."
This happened more than two thousand years ago.
It was probably something that happened during the time of Ramses II, a famous record of Jewish ungratefulness and the invasion of alien species.
"Still can't remember?" The angel of wisdom Azazel continued to remind him, "It's the scapegoat. An important part of the ceremony is to sacrifice a male goat as a scapegoat and send it to the wilderness.
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Me. Well, to be honest, the goat was really bad-tempered. It wouldn't go away when I led it, and it kept going backwards. I had to work hard to get it to heaven. But it tasted good. God and Raphael both said it tasted delicious. It was a pity that there weren't as many spices as you offered at that time, otherwise it would have tasted even better. "
...You have lived a life like a god long enough...
It's hard to explain. It seems that what the people below eat is what the people above can get. If you think about it carefully, since ancient times, all nations and countries, as long as they are not derivative cultures or foreign interventions, or modern religions that have appeared in modern times. Basically, memorial ceremonies are...
eat.
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