Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

Oh, so you can do it too?

"Besides... Tsk, a demon, disgusting, disgusting..." Sir Chen, who used the repetitive words, was in a state of chaos, with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. She was looking down at the demon eyes of the beautiful boy who was typing away like a bamboo shoot: "The horns of a goat, the wings of a bat, the pupils of a snake, the sharp teeth and claws of a beast, the arrow-like tail... a bad thing like a dog!"

Oh, that's right, a bad thing like a dog, with a hook.

"Besides, dogs, dogs are not as bad as you! - Don't, don't move! Hey! -"

"…Is this the Dragonborn? The erogenous zones are on the horns, and the mouth is like a duck – the whole body is ripe, but the mouth is still so hard!" Levi also knew that if he didn't touch the gentleman's hole, it would not be suitable to move around with the jade body in his arms for the next period of time - of course, it depends on the individual situation, after all, it was the first time.

Generally speaking, if a needle of more than 9 centimeters were inserted into the abdominal cavity of a girl who is only meters tall and has a -head body and three-fifths of her body is legs, leaving a bulge of more than ten centimeters - the girl should be sent to the hospital immediately and the police should be called.

Generally speaking, if you have so much fun for the first time that so much blood spurts out - you should go to the hospital immediately and call the police.

But! After all, the world of hentai has high requirements for women, and it also has high requirements for men. Generally speaking, 5 ml is enough for a man at a time. or ml is awesome, and ml is extraordinary! Spraying like a water pump directly makes a woman's belly look like a pregnant woman's belly - what's the difference between you and being squeezed dry? Do you ignore the law of conservation of matter?

"Woo, woo..." You see, the conversation lasted only about a minute, and that was considered flirting. The first time an irregular cylinder with a length of 36.78 and a diameter of about seven to eight centimeters entered the abdominal cavity. After the first minute, a layer of visible

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The sweat was visible, and a sickly blush appeared on his face along with a strange and silly smile: "Or...if you have the guts, just stay still forever..."

Oh, just give it a try.

Her skin became smoother and whiter under the sweat, and her delicate body rose and fell; the usually arrogant Dragonborn now had his forehead pressed against his forehead, his mouth corners pressed against his mouth, and he clenched his teeth as if he didn't want to say anything, but he kept groaning as if it was a conditioned reflex.

Let's finish this quickly, or my brain will probably crash.

The male protagonist of the anime ends half an hour later, and the female protagonist should be in a state of severe dehydration and anemia first - but she still looks energetic. The male protagonist should be in a state of severe dehydration - but he also looks healthy.

"Woo... I like it... chirp" Maybe it's because she doesn't have anyone to admire in her daily life, so the beautiful dragon girl never took her mouth off the beautiful devil boy in front of her.

"Uh... Sir Chen? What did you say? What?" There is no greater joy in the boudoir than this: "Finally you admit that you like me, your 'enemy'?"

"No, nothing... today doesn't count! This is because... I'm being careless with you! How could I possibly like someone like you! - I'll just treat it as being bitten by a dog! Never, never again... I will never be with you again! Never, even if I, Chen Huijie, dies and jumps off from here, I will never touch you again even if I don't get married!... After today!"

"...Oh, that really makes me feel empty and uncomfortable..."

"... Humph... But in order for you to let the Wei family go... there is no other way. I just said something you like to hear. Men are so boring... like... 啾啾...喜...啾..." Isn't this too sentimental? To be honest, sentimentality is indeed good, but some people...

"?! Wait, hey! - Get out, pull it out, or someone will die! - Hey, I... Hey! - Xi..."

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Come back home, please stop making friends and stop traveling! - Stop doing this, it will kill you.

All the female protagonists in hentai say this, but I have never seen many of them actually die.

I am tired of my fleeting love, so I turn over to him and fall in love with him. My jade wrist rests on his shoulder, and his rosy cheeks and cherry lips are connected.

The flower heart sways tirelessly, flowing backwards like a stream of clear water. What a willow waist, it sleeps three times and wakes up three times without stopping. Shame, shame, shame.

Almost done.

Li Wei felt that he had fallen, and Chen Sir was left behind to recover from his injuries - mainly due to the serious mental trauma. According to the experience of this devilish beautiful boy with many large and small cars, racing cars, sports cars, etc., her mental state was unstable from the beginning of the week. In order to prevent her from losing face in front of others and taking her anger out on herself, she was simply kept in seclusion for a week.

"Huh, how is that possible! - I will never admit defeat to you, you are talking nonsense! How could I lose my composure like this!" I didn't believe it at first.

"? Let's try it--" The next morning, Levi gently touched the other person's horn with a finger.

“Hey…ah hey…!” There’s no water again.

Well, this is not her fault, but the world of this anime. If it were in an ordinary boy's comic or an ordinary novel, she would never have sex, let alone orgasm.

...So it is better to live in some normal anime than in the dimension of some websites.

Sir Chen has a week off - of course, a week can't be another week, and another week, and another week - are you asking for sick leave from me?

Two days later, Lord Xingxiong, who had rushed over from Nan Gao, saw Sir Chen who was on vacation.

She ate palace food and drank palace wine - she was taking a lot of tonic. It replenished her qi, blood, water and salt - Xing Xiong felt distressed when he saw this, and he wanted to throw Chen Sir back to Nan Gao and suffer the hardship himself.

"Old Chen, congratulations." Xingxiong congratulated Old Chen the first time he arrived: "None of you Wei family members died, you were just sent to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Pits to look after the graves of your ancestors - I thought you paid a huge price. But you are... Look how busy you are, with a bottle of wine in your left hand, a chicken in your right hand, and intestines hanging in your mouth. You slurp two mouthfuls, snap two mouthfuls of vegetables, puff two mouthfuls of intestines - ask yourself, are you corrupt or not?"

"Gudong!" To be honest, it's quite corrupt. Chen Sir said that with his salary, he had to pay off the horse loan, sword loan, armor loan, mortgage, and other things. At the end of the month, there was really not much left! When he came to Li Wei, he was really provided with good food and drink every day. The key point was that he came here with the intention of trading power for sex and delivering sex to others as a human toilet.

As a result, after she arrived, not only was she comforted emotionally, but the handsome boy opposite her who was obviously a superior also treated her with good food and wine, and smiled at her every day and didn't treat her like trash at all.

This makes me very happy - sometimes I really consider that even though the other person is married, it is not wrong to have a little fun in this fairy tale life.

"Generally." Sir Chen certainly couldn't say that - unless Li Wei really wanted to marry him as a concubine! Otherwise, he would definitely not lower his face to do such a thing, absolutely not! "I'm on a business trip here, and this thief Li Zhongren provides me with food and drink, he deserves it! - What, do you have any objections?"

"Hey...what's going on? Is the dragon's heart fluttering? Tsk tsk tsk, could it be that our old virgin really likes me?

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Enemy? Oh, that's rare. I'll go home and look for any relatives in Japan who don't want me, and quickly pull them over to Levi to kill them, so I can come and eat and drink for free." As he spoke, the dusty Xingxiong sat directly opposite Lao Chen. He snatched the wine pot from the other's hand and drank it all up! "Oh my (x)? This is the good wine Nan Gaochun? ! A bottle costs three taels of silver! - Lao Chen, you are not really being a mistress to the other party, are you? ! Lao Chen - you rubbish dragon, you dare to keep such a good thing for yourself!"

"Bah! Being a BBQ pork mistress! I'm his mistress? I want to be his ancestor!" Chen Sir couldn't stop talking. Anyway, except for admitting that she was something that all the female protagonists of hentai would admit when she was doing Ahegao, she never lost the game: "Eat it if you want, forget it if you don't want to! - Hey, you owe me three taels of silver!"

"?! Why?"

"I earned this bottle of wine by being a 'maid'! - What, you don't agree? Subordinates cannot kiss their superiors!"

"…I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just saying it casually. Why are you so angry? Did you have your period?" Xingxiong quickly replaced the bottle of wine for Lao Chen and filled it up. He smiled and said, "Isn't this to congratulate you? No one has died in your family. Not to mention the Wei family, the Chen family that has just been sealed off is also proceeding in an orderly manner. No one has died or been arrested. They are just checking the account books. Ordering them to pay - really, you and the Zhongren Zhaotaoshi have a close relationship. The investigation over there is in chaos, but your family is fine -"

"Hmph, give him the courage to try." I don't know if he will dare to try, but Sir Chen felt that his gallbladder was about to be pushed to his throat - he was very happy, and he had given himself face recently. Sir Chen finally sighed and said: "The Wei family has brought this upon themselves, and as for our Chen family... Anyway, I left a long time ago, it has nothing to do with me. You didn't see that if Nan Gao was in chaos, then Nan Li would be in chaos with people's heads rolling and blood flowing."

"Yes, I saw it. On the way here, I happened to see the imperial guards beheading a group of 'local celebrities' who had gathered to rebel. They arrested them like moving mountains and filling seas. It was the first time I saw someone use 'giant figurines' to arrest people. You know what, the effect was really good! Except... well, those 'giant figurines' were lustful."

"As long as it's useful." ChensirQqun:543659389^ was silent for a moment, then said, "Hey, how's the barbecued pork cat doing lately?"

"I came here just for her." Xingxiong put down his chopsticks and said seriously, "There are eight dou of food in Nangao City, and her family alone occupies eight dou. The rest of us owe two dou..."

"!!! Why learn from anyone else but that bastard Li Zhongren!" After glancing at Xingxiong in annoyance, Chen Huijie remained silent for a moment.

If you want to die, let's all die together!

"I'll write you a letter and bring it to BBQ Pork Cat. If she's willing, she'll come. If she's not willing, well, that's just fine. It's not certain at her family's place."

As for the BBQ pork cat and the fat intestine dragon, they actually like each other.

Of course, power is mutual. The reason why Feichanglong likes BBQ Pork Cat but never says it is because BBQ Pork Cat helped him a lot in the past when he was investigating cases, and even helped him solve big problems at critical moments - and BBQ Pork Cat never said it.

"By the way, I won't write it in the letter. You can give a message to me and Char Siu Cat." Sir Chen was silent for a moment and then said, "Even if you have to, don't follow my uncle's example! There is no need to worry about such things! - If you have any big problems, come to me. By the way, it's only limited to their family. I don't care about other relatives."

"…Are you really a little bitch?"

"!!! You bitch, drink your wine! You'll die if I don't drink it!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey..." You still care about your old friends -

294 If you surrender, you will still retain your position as the leader.

Little Leo saw a lot of things that he thought were quite strange, such as the express delivery that Miaoying specially mailed to him today.

"? What did you learn from studying abroad? You learned nothing but loneliness?"

Sister Miao went to study in the Tang Dynasty, and used her identity as a time traveler to kill people everywhere in the Tang Dynasty. Then she was shocked that the various heroes in the Tang Dynasty had no special abilities, but their conspiracies were much more terrible than the century designed by GW. Almost all of them were chosen by the god of Jianqi, and this Qqun: 543659389* was also loyal and righteous, which was really eye-catching.

In any case, Sister Miao learned a lot after going to study in the Tang Dynasty.

Li Wei picked up his pen and wrote the comments.

"Hurry up and take away your copy of The Art of War! - It doesn't matter if you want to show off, just pick out a few sentences and say it. Who are you going to show the full copy to? To your enemies? - At least wait until the Dragon Empire is unified, then you can write your copy of The Art of War - but the publication of The Analects can be put on the agenda."

After all, the greatest work of Confucius, written by himself, is the Spring and Autumn Annals, which is the crystallization of his thoughts. The Analects? That is, the collection of quotations.

——If you traveled back in time and only learned the Analects… it’s not impossible. But it’s a bit like learning the sweet air of freedom after studying in the United States. It’s not impossible. It’s rare to learn this in 29 years, but the problem is that it’s been 23 years now, nearly a hundred years have passed, how come you still only learned the basics?

"Has Fa Gu not learned anything at all? Or is it that the Tang Dynasty is actually very cunning and didn't teach at all?" Li Wei couldn't help but frowned as he looked at the file that Miaoying sent him.

Miaoying couldn't bear it anymore and wore

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Yue is going to show off! Those "Those who leave me, yesterday's day cannot be retained" and "The rooftop is 48,000 feet high, and it is about to fall to the southeast" have already started copying, and Li Wei is too lazy to even read it. But it seems to have caused a great impact in the literary world. But Miaoying's choice of copying other things is not very good, it seems that studying abroad did not leave any good results.

Considering that Japan had only learned the basics and Fagu hadn't understood it clearly - Levi was no longer surprised that Miaoying hadn't understood it.

"How amazing...My lord, you are so amazing."

At one side, the Dragonborn, Sir Chen, was holding a poem "written" by Miaoying, with stars in his eyes: "The tiger plays the harp and the phoenix returns to the chariot, the immortals are lined up like hemp - has the lord gone to the Dragon Emperor's heaven? So awesome, so awesome!"

"Well, if the country dies, the family will die!... Ah, sorry that I spoke in my hometown dialect - it is indeed too great!" On the side, Xingxiong of the Japanese ghost tribe was also passing the poem "written" by Miaoying around with Chen Huijie, but she seemed to be more excited than Chen Huijie: "'Don't you see that the water of the great river comes from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns. Don't you see the white hair in the mirror in the hall, which was black in the morning and turned into snow in the evening. When life is happy, you should enjoy it to the fullest, don't let the golden cup face the moon in vain. I was born with talents that will be useful, and I will get them back even if I spend all my money'... Ah! The people of the Dragon Emperor's country, the descendants of the Dragon Emperor's country! Wonderful, wonderful, the lord is really a great man and a ghost hero! - The country dies, the family dies!"

Oh, compared to Sir Chen, Xingxiong has an extra layer of convert fanaticism.

Levi glanced at the two little fans in front of him.

Tsk, this is a poem before 800 AD, I want more poems from 1200 years later, do you want to listen? For example, "Look at the Present Day" - Really, I'm not upset because my role as a time traveler was taken away from me.

So Li Wei wrote with a flourish of his pen, "I have almost finished writing the poem" in the letter to Miaoying.

"Awei, come and see for yourself!" This address is more intimate than calling him by his given name. Sir Chen began to call Li Wei in his hometown dialect: "My lord's poetic talent is simply... simply..."

"Majestic and bold, handsome and fresh." Levi didn't even turn his head.

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Le Guang is bold, open-minded, uninhibited and innocent."

"Yes, yes!"

"When the pen falls, the wind and rain are shaken; when the poem is completed, the ghosts and gods weep."

“……”How do you know so much?

Nonsense, these are all used to describe Li Bai.

"Okay, I have military and national affairs to attend to." Li Wei had been in Nanli for a month, and the new soldiers had been produced. This time it was not just 2 people.

Now there are 40,000 people! How many people are there in the whole of Nangao? I can already stand shoulder to shoulder with Miaoying.

Theoretically, can the Shadow of Slaanesh in Warhammer 3 fight against 40 "Gundams" (giant figurines)? Just kidding, the dragon will be chopped into a snake in an instant, the limbs will be chopped off, the horns will be plucked out, and the ring pattern upper body will let you know what the Shadow of Slaanesh is.

Now I can consider starting to resort to militarism!

"I see envy, jealousy and hatred in your eyes." After putting down the poem, Sir Chen walked over with an expression that said "I just like to see you like this" and a very wanting look: "What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable because you were surpassed by the lord? Ah, although you have 20,000 mercenaries and are dominating the southern part of the country, but..."

"I'll leave Nanli soon." Li Wei shook his head, moved his eyes away from the letter sent by Miaoying, pointed at the map and said, "Next, I'm going here."

"? Still going south?"

"That's right." Levi nodded, pointed at the map and said, "Now is the time to respect the king and expel the barbarians."

"Ah? Respect the King and Expel the Barbarians?" What a new term.

"That's right," Li Wei nodded in agreement. "The barbarians are Rongdi, and they are hurting China. The southern barbarians and northern barbarians are fighting, and China is on the verge of collapse. There are rebellions in the south and rats in the middle. Beastmen are rampant, there are dark elves in the east, ogres in the west, and countless warring states and Tzeentch demons in the north. At this critical moment of survival, only great perseverance can save the Dragon Emperor's country!"

"Then now..."

"Let me make it clearer - to resist foreign aggression, we must first stabilize the internal situation." Li Wei touched his hair. It was not completely fallen out - but this was the fact. He quickly resolved the matter: "Unite all those who can be united, make more friends and fewer enemies - but do not promise to give up the use of force at the critical moment. For example, now, I will leave a thousand soldiers, and the others will attack Binzhou with all their strength."

"? Binzhou? Are you crazy? Binzhou is the home of Nanyang King Tao Hao, Tao Bodao - this is a true prince, how could you..."

"I know, but Tao Hao refuses to obey the king's orders. When the friendly army in the north is in trouble, he remains as still as a mountain! He is called a dragon descendant, but he is actually a dragon thief!" Li Wei directly put a big hat on him, and then said, "I will find someone to write a letter to punish the thief and announce it to the world. The rebellious heart of Nanyang King Tao Hao is known to everyone! I will mobilize an army of 40,000 and fight against the thief!"

"? Wait, didn't you say 20,000 people?"

"Oh, it's already August..." Actually, it should be 60,000 people, but there are only so many military bases now, and the basic manpower is limited. It's not that we can't afford more, but the population limit is insufficient. We still have to keep some for emergencies: "Don't ask too much - Oh, by the way, you go back to Nan Gao and tell Miaoying, I will go directly to Nanyang."

"?! Wait a minute--Hey! You're not really going to...

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"When a general is on the battlefield, he may not obey the orders of the king~~~" 226! Young and strong faction! MacArthur - I have soldiers, money and food outside, and you tell me you want to control me? - What level are you, are you using the same status as me?

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"What? That guy Levi actually went to attack Nanyang!?" Miaoying was confused. What was going on in this world?

Ah? Could it be that the rituals and music have really collapsed... No, in fact, Qqun:543659389' has already collapsed.

"No, he said he now has 40,000 mercenaries?"

"Yes, and they are all elite soldiers with armor, 35,000 infantry and 5,000 cavalry... and they are all giant dragon horse cavalry."

"..." Miaoying remained silent. Has the world really changed?

"Fifty sky boats and sixty giant figurines."

“……” Miaoying felt that the world had changed while listening.

"And then there are two thousand Axis believers..."

“Eh?” Miaoying was stunned for a moment, then immediately went crazy: “This won’t work! Tell Levi to stop right now! Why are there so many Axis cultists?!”