“Ahem—Aqua-sama, huh?”
The term "adult" is used here, which is not often used as a title. This is mainly because it is used to address parents and elders, but it is considered a derogatory term for gods. How can gods be called "adults"?
"Eh?" Suddenly, Aqua was tapped on the shoulder by someone next to her, and she froze in an instant. "Who are you...?"
"Commander of the Nine Dragon Gate, Chief Chen, Chen Huijie."
Chen Sir, who came to Nanli to do business, was just passing by and clasped his fists to Aqua in front of him. The dragon horn shook and said, "Just now I saw you extorting money on the street, and you also said something about usury?"
"Uh...hmm?!?! Strips...strips?!" Aqua turned around and was about to run.
"Where are you running to!" He held Aqua back with his backhand: "--You just blackmailed me, so I sentence you to 15 days of detention! A fine of 200 coins!--"
"Ouch, oh, it hurts! - Wait, I am a god after all, please respect me..."
"I spit on you, immortal!—Follow me!"
Well...being what people hate, therefore it is close to the Tao.
It is true that people go up and water flows down. Aqua became the lowest level of society when she came up. She is truly a stepping stone for everyone. The sect of this kind of people also looks crazy day by day, but it is better than being corrupted by the evil god! Funny characters.
Levi always watches Akusis.
It's like watching a gathering of idiot forum friends.
"Go, separate them."
Even if a high-ranking official like Li Wei was afraid of death, he would always be followed by a group of people when he went on a secret visit. He never had the hobby of dispersing everyone around him when he went on a secret visit like in TV dramas. So, he said something to the people who followed him -
Immediately, Sir Chen and the crying Aqua were invited to the second floor of the teahouse and sat down opposite Levi.
"Huijie, how are you?" cosplaying Cao Mengde looking at Guan Gong's dead head.
"...Thank you for your concern. You're driving me crazy." Flop!
"Ah, Huijie, let's put our things aside for now." Levi glanced at Aqua next to him. That expression was so familiar.
She was about 16 years old, with an otherworldly beauty and a perfect body with curves in all the right places - the type that could be used as a perfect sex toilet if she didn't open her mouth.
Unfortunately, the expressions at this moment are like those students who didn’t do their homework when Levi was a teacher before he traveled through time.
"Uh, that... uh..."
"Alright, alright - where's my money?" Levi supported his face with one hand and poured himself a cup of wine with the other. He looked at Aqua in front of him with disdain and laziness.
"I... I took it and invested in my dream..." Aqua frantically tried to explain how normal her behavior was: "It's like this, you gave me three thousand taels of silver as start-up capital, how could that be enough? Fortunately, I saw an advertisement saying that one penny could be turned into ten thousand taels of silver! But, but their advertisement is not true... After I went there, they said it was ten thousand taels, and my three thousand taels of silver were gone..."
"Slurp" Levi drank a mouthful of wine, thinking that Aqua should not be the type of person who would be NTR. The man named Sato Kazuma really felt relieved to find such a wife.
"Huh... If that's the case, sell yourself." Levi pointed to the brothel in the distance and said maliciously, "Go ahead. If you keep your mouth shut, you can definitely be a top star - the gimmick of goddess bitch is also acceptable."
I have seen it in many tags.
"!! Eh?!?!——Please, please let me go! I have other skills. You don't have water, right? I won't be tired anymore. I can make water! I can purify pollution. I can also... perform acrobatics! I also have banquet skills. Oh! By the way, your city wall has collapsed. I can also build a new one! One day, one day, I will help you repair the city wall! You, please let me go, wuwuwuwu..."
Holding Levi's thigh, let alone the modesty of a beautiful girl and a fairy, even the dignity of a human being
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It’s almost gone. Aqua cried loudly and tears fell—and it was that kind of childish crying, sobbing.
...Levi was very suspicious that when Sato Kazuma had sex with each other, she could climax in a way that made all men limp.
If that's the case, then it's not even appropriate to be a human urinal.
"That's really amazing..." After thinking about it and knowing that the other party was useless even as a human toilet, Li said with emotion: "Okay, I'll bring a team to deal with you - you are not allowed to beg on the street anymore! Do you hear me?"
"Yes, yes, yes... But, but what if I have no money again and I'm hungry..."
"Haha, I'll find a few priests to watch over you in the future!" Li Wei thought that he still needed a few reliable ones. Think about whether there are any such people in Zhendan? Emmmm...
"Huijie, do you have similar talented friends?" Li Wei looked at Chen Huijie beside him.
Sir Chen actually came here with national hatred and family feuds. Li Wei couldn't explain it clearly. Sir Chen even wanted to blow himself up and exchange one for one with everyone.
But I don't know why, seeing Aqua making such a fuss, a script that is clearly about national hatred and family feuds has become a funny character.
If you add even a drop of ink into a drop of clean water, you will no longer be clean.
If you add a funny character to a good script about national hatred and family feuds, all your pretense will be ruined.
"Yes." Chen Huijie snatched the wine jug from Li Wei unhappily, not caring about indirect kissing or anything like that. After pouring a cup, she began to drink by herself. "But is this your way of entertaining guests? You still want me to help you with manpower? Ha, dream on! Li Wei, you've made me suffer so much!"
Sir Chen is planning to start his own grievance meeting!
"Um...um...can I have a sip too? Um...I can drink it on my knees..." Aqua at the side interrupted the tragic atmosphere that Sir Chen had finally created.
"..." Sir Chen was instantly defeated. Looking at the shameless pretty girl beside him, he really had nothing to say: "Go! Drink it over there!"
"Okay~" Aqua took the wine bottle and ran away happily.
"Huh, huh... What kind of people are under your command! Treacherous villains, cruel officials, and this kind of trash! You..." Sir Chen suddenly laughed bitterly, with sorrow rising from his heart, which could not be stopped: "A person like you can actually stir up the political situation and easily capture Nanli. And..."
"..." Looking at Sir Chen's expression, Li Wei finally realized that the other party still cared about him.
Ah… Actually, Levi didn’t feel too much psychological pressure about the death of his uncle. For someone like him who came from the later generations, he couldn’t even recognize all his relatives. The relationship was basically not close, and if there was a relationship, it was the type of gratitude and resentment.
(As an aside, if I could perform a precise "sacrifice", I would have cheated a long time ago. Every time I play Battlefield 5, I wonder: why is there no precise sacrifice system? Sacrificing an unwanted relative or something, what a pity, I'm afraid of the random system.)
He didn't quite understand it, but he knew how deeply entrenched kinship was in ancient society. Otherwise, they wouldn't have invented the ethical stalk of "punishing nine clans".
"Hui Jie." Li Wei was silent for a moment, then said, "You blame me?"
"… Nonsense! You idiot! You expect me to say that I care about the country and that I am selfless? You are such a idiot!" Sir Chen pointed at Li Wei's nose and cursed: "Do you know what I am now? I am a beast who kills my own uncle. I am a scum who forced my uncle to death! I am almost expelled from the family! - I want to go back to my family, but they didn't even prepare a chair for me! They didn't even give me a pair of bowls and chopsticks! Me! - Me! -"
"Hehe, sooner or later they will know that the reason your family stayed in the clan is because of you." Li Wei curled his lips, and was quite happy about the other party's rampage - the time bomb buried in his heart was: "While there are few people, I will wipe out all the large clans in Nan Gao one by one. A blank piece of paper, so that I can scribble on it at will, clean the house, and then I can treat guests to a meal."
"?!you want……"
"Nanlicheng, I'm working on it, you can watch for two days." Li Wei glanced at Chen Huijie, and then said in a very simple tone: "Your Chen family... Oh, you are a branch family. Then there is nothing to worry about. Let me tell you, their Wei family is dead, and there is no need to struggle too much. Their whole family must die - you should prepare to set up your own family in the future. By the way, I will show you around -"
"!!!"
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In a sense, Levi greatly underestimated the clan snobbery of ancient times.
In terms of the degree of resistance, he made a comprehensive defense. Only after the army was expanded did he dare to reform. After all, without the violent machine, how can we talk about reform? Without the violent machine without any snobbish intervention, the use of violence is as merciless as foreign invaders.
Levi did this, and the Viscount did a pretty good job. A small town of 30 people, elite troops marched in! Landlords who refused to distribute land to the poor only needed to send my -meter-tall Bunny Girl Gundam. Once I stepped on them with my high heels, they would all become "secondary" and "paper people".
Sure enough, the rest cooperated very well and registered, remeasured the land, and divided the houses and land. The landlords who cooperated kept the land they deserved, and those who did not cooperate were all killed.
As expected, if a dynasty wants to continue, the most important thing is
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What is needed is land reform. Basically, once every 300 years - Li Wei now needs to solve these problems quickly, accurately and ruthlessly.
Then continue to blast troops.
During the day, they beat gongs and drums - Li Wei thought it was a good job. The idea of officials and gentry working together and paying taxes together was met with fierce resistance from top to bottom. Generally speaking, the most violent troublemakers were always students.
Being young = having no social experience = being easily fooled; calling oneself a cultured person = feeling that one should speak for the people of the world = having a gene for making trouble.
There are good and bad ones, whether it is the time of Yongzheng's reform or the May Fourth (Youth Day) patriotic movement. As soon as the spring breeze blows, the minds of scholars begin to become restless.
"What?" Li Wei was still chatting with Sir Chen when he received a strange message.
It was nothing to kill so many landlords and gentry. After the officials and gentry paid taxes and served as officials, a historical cycle that even Levi was surprised by began.
"Uh... Lord." Li Wei has many lackeys, but the problem is that many of them are not organized. A civil servant below reported: "Dozens of scholars in Nanli City are carrying the plaque of the Dragon Emperor Temple and want you to come out and answer - answer why you want to violate the Dragon Emperor's ancestral precepts of 'dragons do not interfere with humans'..."
Before he finished saying the word "training", Li Wei waved his hand indifferently.
Chen Huijie was also watching the fun. Ha, it's getting exciting, isn't it? I want to see what you can do this time. Can you kill them all at once? I don't believe it, you...
"Capture them all. Behead one...three of the leaders on the spot. Put the rest in jail and interrogate them about their words and actions. Make sure to find out who is behind this! Order ten...twenty teams to stand by and be ready to impose martial law at any time!" Li Wei gave an order to one of his imperial guards, who bowed to him in a golden helmet, golden armor and golden bikini. Led by the team leader, two hundred people gathered in the yard and trotted off to complete the mission.
"?!?! I mean the middlemen." Sir Chen was confused. Isn't this too violent? "These scholars wrote letters to express their opinions, so they are innocent, right?"
"...I am a barbarian!" Levi pointed at his wings and horns: "Don't you remember that I am a demon now?——"
“Uh…” I thought identity politics was so useful?
"The demise of one family is not as good as the demise of ten thousand families. - If he dies, thousands of families will be happy. Remember, politics is like a military conflict! In a military conflict, if you kill one person and the whole nation obeys, then kill him; if you reward one person and the whole world is pleased, then reward him. These guys are blocking me just to cause trouble, no matter what I say, it's useless. Just kill them all -" You see, the smell is coming up: "I have predicted this kind of thing a long time ago (Yongzheng, really just Yongzheng, I watched the Yongzheng Dynasty!), it's better to happen early than late! The sooner it happens, the sooner it will be dealt with! If there is one, solve it one by one! If my dragon car drives on the street, do you think any of them can survive? - I am very merciful! I suspect that there is a 'Dragon Descendant' behind this! Just root them out. Oh, by the way, who did you say you were going to plead for me just now? Wei... Wei what?"
look.
"Huh..." After looking around to see that there was no one around, Chen Sir's first thought was to kill the other person with a knife: "Look, there's no one around here - killing you with a knife might be the best option."
"...Eh?" I'm not falling for the honey trap, am I?! Li Wei suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, you are too close to me.
"But you have made great contributions to the country. Maybe you can really save Nan Gao... No, maybe you can really save the Kingdom of the Dragon Emperor." Sir Chen suddenly became a little dejected again.
"Uh... Of course, let's make the Dragon Empire great again!" Levi suddenly became confused, but asked in confusion: "What exactly do you want to say?"
"My public conscience makes me feel that I really shouldn't kill you, but I also have selfish motives." You see, Sir Chen is the kind of person who clearly distinguishes between public and private. Killing Li Wei is not an option -
"? Selfish? Saints have no permanent mind, so... so...? Gugugu?"
She was extremely shy, her eyes were wandering, and her lazy look seemed to indicate something. As she made up her mind, her belt gradually loosened and her skirt fell apart.
This is a real honey trap.
"...?! Huijie?! I am a tried and tested warrior! - Don't think you can succeed!"
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The next day, a group of Wei family members were pulled back from under the Caishikou gate and sent to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses Pit to become slaves with the Terracotta Warriors.
293 Details of the story at the end of the previous chapter
Leaders are human beings too.
It is normal for leaders to be at a loss when faced with something new if they have no experience.
Leaders are also afraid of facing tedious difficulties and, like ordinary people, are unwilling to get involved too much.
Leaders also have their own emotional lives and emotional pressures. When faced with heavy tasks, they are unwilling to work overtime and must ask other subordinates to work overtime.
Leaders can also make wrong decisions, and like ordinary people, they are unwilling to analyze and face their mistakes.
So please give the leader a chance to reform himself. After all, it is not easy for the court to carefully train an official.
Ah? You too? ... Take a piss and look in the mirror. Ask yourself if you are worthy of it.
"Alas..." Li Wei is now like Fan Wei, with tears in his eyes and in his heart, he said directly, "There are bad people among the people."
You see, I've been here for two months. When I traveled through time, I brought someone else's wife with me - unless the other person was a cuckold or dead, Levi would not touch her.
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Other people's wives, this is a matter of principle... and this "other people's wife" not only has excellent appearance, Qqun: 543659389$ Li strongly suspects that the other person's orgasm face is a silly look, and he really can't get down to it.
According to legend, according to legend - Sato Kazuma and Aqua Qqun: 543659389% On their first night, Aqua laughed at Sato Kazuma for having enoki mushrooms, and Sato Kazuma laughed at Aqua for not having anyone. One was angry, and the other made a scene for about a few hours, and they were exhausted and still couldn't get hard. The atmosphere was not good at all, and after hanging, Aqua's screams almost scared the neighbors to call the police, and then there was all kinds of comedy atmosphere on the first night.
Aqua is really good at birth control.
——He came to another world with someone else's wife, but he couldn't touch her, and he didn't want to touch her. Levi was such an upright person, he would never do "outside work", and his chastity arch followed him wherever he went. How could such a chaste and virtuous husband be wrong?
So it took two months before Sir Chen started his first side job.
I wonder if these races with horns prefer this kind of... emmmm, the horn-breaking play invented by Asanagi.
Normally, the horns can be used to kill people, and it doesn't matter if they butt heads with each other. But in times of sexual excitement, when you grab the horns, you've already lost.
After all, it’s a hentai world.
Next, let’s use a familiar perspective to look at the inextinguishable determination and perseverance of Chen Sir in the world of hentai when facing the broken-angle play.
"Eh...eh!" Is this my...body? My stomach could be stretched to such a terrible state. I have trained for so long, but my body is so...obscene, shameless, and lascivious... I am the strongest dragonborn swordsman, am I just a simple female?
"Wuwuwu... Fei, I'm so sorry... Please don't..." There is no chance of winning, females can give birth to children. The next step is to have both horns broken, everything broken, life broken, and then just enjoy the pleasure of this destruction...
"... Hey, Mr. Chen, can you be more normal?" It's just the beginning, why are you like this? I... otherwise why do people say that monster girls are difficult to deal with. It's too easy to "go", and it's all "the same old routine".
Just touch (or use violence) the ears of the elves, fold the horns if they have them, and pull the tails if they have them. If that doesn't work, just hit them in the stomach. It seems that this world of hentai is quite heavy. At least it starts with Mizuryu Kei, and Nagi is normal. I'll give you a 774 to let you know what it means to put glass shards in the candy. (774 has come ashore now, and the deep-sea monster Ke always shook his head when he saw it.)
But considering that there are no other women available now, I am really sorry. I may have a serious stress reaction in the next few days. I will leak my vagina at ordinary times, and my legs will be weak. I will feel ahegao when I touch it. But I am sorry, you made the first move.
"me……"
Chen Sir is 100 meters tall and weighs kilograms. Compared to the meter tall beautiful boy, he is definitely a petite type, sitting in Li Wei's arms like a little bird. However, his body, which has been practicing martial arts for many years, is not only youthful and well-proportioned, but also full of healthy beauty - probably because he felt ashamed of his own behavior just now.
Chen Sir, who was suddenly pulled back to reality by Li Wei, began to be stubborn - he moved his mouth away from the other person's mouth and licked the saliva clean. She should not be a dragon, but a platypus. "I haven't lost yet! Besides, I'm not happy at all. Flop! Flop!"
Trash fish, trash fish...
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