“…? Eh?”
"As for doctrine, science is supreme!" If this is used to fight against the four vendors, it will probably be sent.
"I can't do it." However, Aqua, as a comedian, pulled Levi back from the brink of death - why don't you call her sister! "I can't do it, Avi, what are you doing, Avi! I can't do it - I quit!"
With a "bang", the beautiful girl fell down on the spot.
Open.
"I won't do it, I won't do it. Axis is Axis, I won't change!" He rolled on the ground.
“That’s enough.” Levi finally couldn’t bear it any longer: “That’s enough!…Okay, okay, since you said you don’t want to change it, then I won’t change it. But according to some people’s habits… your Axis Church will probably be completely unrecognizable in the end.”
"What do you mean?"
"We have the habit of using the first letter of the district as the abbreviation instead of the full name, and using a nickname instead of the abbreviation." This is the truth. For example, xx University will basically become x University, and even Wuhan University is no exception. You can see how much people like abbreviations. As for not calling the real name when a nickname can be used, it is understandable. The glue guy has a deep understanding of this. I only know big green peppers, what is a Kshatriya? I only know hawthorn cakes, what is a Sazabi? I don't understand.
“It doesn’t matter. In short, you don’t have to change anything about your Axis Church, but there is one thing you must change, or you will die here.”
“…Huh?!?!?!!!!!!”
"Loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, is there anything wrong with that?"
"No, no."
"Okay, be self-sufficient, self-supporting, self-propagating, and loyal to the emperor and the country. If you can do these, everything will be fine. When you preach, remember to shout "Long live Miaoying", "Long live the Dragon Emperor and Dragon Queen"... Oh, and "Long live Levi". Okay, if you have shouted all these, I will consider you qualified."
"OK!"
"Okay - go preach! - Remember, if you meet pagans, such as followers of some evil god..."
"I will beat him to pieces! Don't worry, I'm very powerful! When it comes to purifying evil, I never hold back."
"?oh?"
"With enough power of faith, defeating a demon king or something is a piece of cake!"
Funny Characters vs. Bitter and Resentful Characters
I choose funny roles.
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Everything is in order.
Honestly, thanks to the funny characters, the miserable scene of thousands of starving people was turned into a peaceful scene in the miserable and evil summer camp.
Ah, yes, compared to the starving people everywhere, it is already better.
The cartloads of rice that Li Wei brought were the ballast that stabilized people's hearts.
And Aqua's "Flowers, Birds, Wind and Moon" large-scale song and dance performance is the secret recipe to turn all decadent situations into an offensive one.
Because so far, Levi has not felt anything that can control people's minds except for his mother Lilith's... um, "Seqin's position". Ah, except for the things that Earth OL already has.
Money, power, beauty, and other weird desires can control human beings.
However, Levi had never seen this kind of large-scale mind control magic that could improve people's mood and make them happy.
"Come on, come on, everyone, be happy! Don't be sad, don't be upset! No matter what happens in the future, even the gods don't know what will happen, but you have to know that now is a rare time to be happy!" Aqua performed hard on the stage: "It is said that in the early years, there was such an old saying: There is no gentleman who does not support artists. Yesterday I braved the wind and snow to come to the northern frontier, and today I went to the south of the Yangtze River~~flowers, birds, wind and moon!"
Aqua waved the two magic fans in her hands, and water flowed out instantly.
“……” Levi looked at Aqua with a look that showed she was a rare commodity.
Do you know what this is?
My wife, Queen Aulica, is responsible for fertilizing the land and making it suitable for farming; my sister Miaoying is responsible for making the climate suitable for farming - and my stupid (crossed out) best friend Aqua is a goddess who can create water out of thin air.
Put these three together, and the last piece of the puzzle is complete! What is this called?
This is called peace and prosperity, and good weather and good harvests. In the Middle Ages, if agricultural nations did not encounter major natural disasters (such as the Little Ice Age), they could generally defeat nomadic tribes, no matter how corrupt they were or how much conflict there was between people and land (but this was not the case in many cases).
Especially in dynasties with abundant martial virtues, they have never lost.
...When you have time, bring Orika over as well. I heard that there are elves and dark elves in this world too—but the dark elves are all related to Slaanesh...It doesn’t matter. In the world of Crusader Kingdoms anyway, the dark elves are almost the same as those who believe in Slaanesh.
After we have enough food, the next step is to have enough soldiers. The people under Li Wei are really not good enough - although you have 500 "armored soldiers" in a separatist state with a national military force of . Do you know what this counts as? - This counts as having troops to yourself.
After all, among the famous historical generals we know, Zhang Liao, Le Jin, and Xu Huang only had two or three thousand troops, and each time they went out to fight, they only had between 100,000 and 200,000 troops.
"That's enough." That day, Chen
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Sir came to inspect the work. She was shocked to find that Levi had 500 Heavenly Palace Dragon Guards in full armor. She planned to go back and ask Miaoying when she sent such an important imperial guard force to Levi, and she, the commander of the imperial guards, didn't even know about it! "I took a look around you and found that you are indeed quite capable... Hey, I didn't see the grain transport team, where did you get the grain from?"
"I am the Void Demon." Levi spread his hands and said, "Do you know the Void Demon?"
"...If I didn't know what you are, I would have killed you by now." Sir Chen sat down unhappily, took a sip of a cup of tea in the open-air shed, and then spit out a few mouthfuls of tea foam. He didn't care and continued to drink: "The weather is getting hotter and hotter. But I really don't know what kind of demon you are-"
"'Paradox' demon." Levi introduced himself: "In Western terms, I'm the demon of Paradox Interactive. I come from the Paradox space."
Li Wei said this, and then gave his basic parameters. When you make a game character in the future, just remember to copy it directly: "In the paradox space, I have a farm with 3,600 acres of land. The front 1,200 acres have tiny flowers and small fruits. They bloom and bear fruits every three days, which is about 3,000 kilograms of grain per acre per day; the middle 1,200 acres have layers of flowers and sweet fruits. They bloom and bear fruits every six days, which is about 6,000 kilograms of grain per acre per day; the back 1,200 acres have purple-striped and yellow-core plants. They bloom and bear fruits every nine days, which is about 9,000 kilograms of grain per acre per day."
What about mythological stories?
"I have a wife, her name is Olika Tiscolentia. She is my principal wife..."
"What? You are married?!" Sir Chen looked at Li Wei in shock. This handsome boy who looked only seventeen or eighteen years old was already married?
"Oh, yes, my children are so old now." Li Wei said that it was no problem, so he continued: "My wife Olika is even more extraordinary. She hangs her clothes and the world is in order, which is derived from Qian and Kun. Her dignity is distinguished by hanging clothes, which means Qian is noble and Kun is humble."
Of course, Levi said something nice: "Her country is a country that rules the world. She can make barren land fertile, produce abundant crops, and provide people with ample food and clothing. Let's put it this way, as long as she has enough magic power, she can make all the land alive by sticking a chopstick in it."
"?! Where is this demon space? Isn't this heaven?"
"Almost, but that's not the point - I'm telling you I have plenty of food, and I can sell it to you as long as you have money." Is this considered cheating? No - because the four vendors on the other side are cheating even more. After all, to be fair, the Order faction in "Warhammer" is just like some stupid (beep~) anchors in "Duck Duck Kill" (I'm talking about 3484 Qiao Ersas) playing the Good Guy faction - they don't deserve to win.
The evil camp is really strong, and the strength lies in this: the overall strength of the order camp is far higher than that of the evil camp. However, in the end, the evil camp won!
"But my top priority now is to prepare for war." Li Wei waved his hand and said, "I haven't done all the things I did to defeat Sister Miaoying... Emmmm, I need to build a few barracks. Here are the gold coins, can you help me? It's okay for you to come and inspect, go back and call the lucky cat for me."
"...You mean the barbecued pork cat?"
"Yes, that's her - I have business to do with her, so tell her to come quickly. If it's too late, I'll have to find someone else."
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If you play too many mods, you won't feel that there is anything wrong with this world.
Soldiers, generally speaking, need population as support. If you recruit a soldier, your population should be -1, right?
Humph, that was the old news before "Rome 1: Total War". After "Medieval 2: Total War", the entire system has gloriously turned into a population Pixiu - all eating and no shit, all recruiting soldiers, but no reduction in the number of soldiers.
One round of construction mod, one round of recruitment mod, one round of technology mod, 12 rounds of mod in a year.
These are standard.
...Zhendan female mods, more bikini armor mods, more arms mods - Zhendan elf mods, Zhendan Slaanesh mods, Wonderful Shadow Evil mods...
Etc., etc.
When Levi's first bikini armored female soldier walked out of the barracks.
Slaanesh isn't a problem anymore - he'll have to tattoo me on his body.
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Although it is called the Order Camp, although the Dragon God is infinitely glorified, and although in a sense the moral standards of the Zhendan people are indeed higher.
But Levi believed that in the feudal era, the feudal era! (emphasis added) there would not be many good things happening, after all, the class problem was too serious. Levi was a powerful class, of course, it was completely different.
Once you provoke him, no matter how many lives you have or how many virgins you touch, they will never be enough!
You'll be bleeding all over the floor in an instant.
Therefore, people like him, if they have food, they have an army, if they have an army, they have power, and if they have power, they can do whatever they want! Especially this kind of high-ratio cheating explosion of soldiers, with such a high-quality army in hand, even the four evil gods will have to win me over, and I will be my tumbler no matter who comes.
and so.
I should be rich and unkind
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, I should help the tyrant. No! Wine pool, meat forest, my ambition! ——I want to be the king myself!
Li Wei, who had arrived in a "foreign place", gradually let himself go.
He has to do everything now that he has never done before!
Let's start by mass-producing Bikini Sailor Moon.
“…What is this?”
Miaoying came to inspect Levi's military work, and his blood pressure instantly rose to the highest level.
Because according to Miaoying's social experience and basic common sense since birth, if you want to form an "armored" army, you must at least have an arsenal, right? Even if you just make them by hand in a small workshop? Armor, weapons, personnel, food - with these, you have an army, right? Then you have to consider generals, training, organizational structure, etc.
Agricultural civilizations basically train their regular armies in this way.
The entire Nangao is said to have 3 soldiers, and of them are good if they are armored, and those without armor are all peasant soldiers - yes, that is the old peasant that Nangao gave away at the beginning of Total War: Warhammer . This game is very unrealistic, there is an old peasant in the game, and seven or eight units are all armored regular soldiers, which should be exactly the opposite in reality.
When Miaoying came, my eyes were dazzled in an instant.
The sight of more than 5,000 armored soldiers made her speechless and she almost went berserk on the spot.
"Imperial Guards" Li Wei spread his hands. This is a high-level troop in "More Aurora Troops Mod". As the name suggests, Li Wei copied the system introduction text and read it out as an instruction manual: "Ahem - the elites of the Dragon Emperor Heavenly Dynasty are proud to be able to join the Heavenly Court Dragon Guard, and the Heavenly Court Dragon Guard are proud to join the Imperial Guards. As the empire becomes larger and larger, the original Imperial Guards are no longer suitable for the battlefield. Now, the new Imperial Guards appear. No matter where on the battlefield, where there are Imperial Guards, there are shouts of "Long live the Dragon Emperor". The arrival of the Imperial Guards can greatly enhance the strength of the army, not only because morale is improved, but also because the soldiers can feel the dragon power of the Dragon Emperor from the Imperial Guards."
"?? Father? How come I didn't know there was such a guard?" Then Miaoying herself was one of them. She looked like she didn't understand what Levi was talking about, which meant what nonsense are you talking about? "What Imperial Guard? - No, that's not the point."
Miaoying pinched the bridge of her nose, and said with a tired, tangled and unwilling to believe expression, "Have I been working too much recently? Or will the dragon eye also damage my vision? Why can't I see any armor on the key parts of my body?!"
"Aha, that's exactly what I'm saying!" Levi waved his hand, randomly picked an Imperial Guard and said, "You, step out!"
"Order."
The Imperial Guardsman at the head was about 1.9 meters tall. This height was considered tall even among men, not to mention that this was actually a woman with a graceful figure! She was about 20 years old and looked as beautiful as if she had been drawn by AI.
"Well, what's your name?" Levi thought it would be better to ask who the other person was first.
These soldiers are sent by the system, but according to the previous routines, although they are generally NPC characters, each character still has his own temperament, hobbies and life.
"Your subordinate, Li Zhizhen."
"Okay." The unlucky sample from the previous European world was called Cabrola, so the unlucky sample from this Eastern world will be called Li Zhizhen. "Let me introduce you to Li Zhizhen. He is a very ordinary soldier of the Imperial Guard."
"…That's not what I care about, this armor…Did you do it on purpose, or was it an accident?"
"Intentional - yes, this armor is so majestic." Levi pointed with the whip in his hand and said, "Look, the chest is deliberately half-open in order to expose the southern hemisphere. It is directly connected to the large piece of waist and abdominal muscles exposed here in the lower abdomen."
"Are you bored? This is the most important defensive armor, it is..."
Levi pulled out a knife and stabbed Li Zhizhen in the stomach without hesitation.
Of course, this is not a story about ice romance or sexy literature (good kids or bad kids, don’t search for it, this time you really shouldn’t search for it) - the knife was like stabbing into a wall of air, making a crisp sound.
"Look, this is actually magic armor." Levi tapped the other person's lower abdominal muscles and said proudly, "I removed the armor at the most critical position. This can not only save fabric and money for the country, but also confuse the enemy - the most important thing is that the magic armor here is actually very strong."
“???” Miaoying was very puzzled. This was indeed a more seductive bikini armor.
The whole body is made of golden scales. The chest armor only covers the northern hemisphere, revealing the southern hemisphere and the entire neck and collarbone. The two shoulder guards are still on the shoulders, making the weak woman look more heroic. But there are only two spiral golden patterned arm guards wrapped around the willow arms like tattoos on both hands. There are two black long gloves on both hands, and I don’t know what the design structure is.
Below the waist is a miniskirt, and the black combat boots on her feet are the only normal ones. The largest amount of fabric was spent on the red cape of this armor. It is so big that it looks like the style of those underwear in "Victoria's Secret" - all the attributes are increased by the decorations behind.
"Where's the helmet? You don't even have a helmet?"
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"Oh, this is a matter of personal preference." Levi's hand touched the other person's head and felt out a rough shape - "Look, this helmet has an option called [Hide Helmet]. If it is hidden, the whole face is exposed. If it is not hidden, there is a helmet... There is also a half-hidden option. Come on, Li Zhizhen, show it."
As he spoke, Li Zhizhen began to demonstrate the functions of the helmet. Either a majestic gilded phoenix-winged dragon-swallowing helmet is on the top of the head, with a golden dragon pattern protecting the face and a fluttering red tassel on the head. When it is half-hidden, it is only a mask-like interest... ahem, decoration. Finally, hiding the helmet is simply hiding all the equipment.
"Well, according to the introduction. The Royal Guard holds a three-meter-long halberd, which is a natural nemesis of heavy armor units and large creatures. At the same time, the right hand holds a two-meter-long shield, which can definitely block the enemy's attack."
"Huh?" What kind of configuration is this? Are you all monsters?
"In addition, it is equipped with a 1.5-meter one-handed sword." 1.5 meters is a one-handed sword? "And a longbow, which can be used for attacking and defending. It can also penetrate armor and quickly cover with magic arrows from a distance."
Why would I need other arms?
"…I still feel like something is wrong. I don't recognize this…wait, what's that over there?"
"You found me." Li Wei showed a clever look like a crouching dragon and a phoenix, and said with a smile: "I'll give you a surprise - the giant figurine of the Dragon Queen."
"?!?!This is……"
"The huge terracotta warrior blessed by the Dragon Queen is..."
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