"? Weird?"
"It's full of banners with strange words written on them. Things like 'Long live the Dragon Emperor, long live the Dragon Queen', 'The military and civilians are united as one family, who in the world can defeat us', 'I'd rather have one more person than one more grave', 'It's better to have one more child in the family, I won't support you in your old age', 'Safety first'..."
“???” What the hell is this?
"Everyone has food to eat, work to do, and smiles, but life is... exhausting. Levi is too cruel. He doesn't allow anything that goes against his ideas..."
"?? What's wrong? What happened? Finally revealed..."
"He wants everyone, young and old, men and women, to learn the sage's sayings. Even the illiterate and the military are required to learn to read—"
"..." Uh... this one seems to be fine: "What if they want to take the top exam!"
"Zhuangyuan?" What is that? Here we have hereditary nobility: "I don't know much, but the quotations of saints are very strange..."
"Ah, the quotations of the saints, I know." Miaoying nodded. She knew the Analects of Confucius: "Isn't it a pleasure to learn and practice what you have learned?"
"? You know." Sir Chen felt that the last sentence was Miaoying's own feeling. Anyway, the quotations of saints were not what Miaoying thought.
“It seems that Levi has done a good job.” The dragon girl nodded and praised the dragon girl, saying: “You have worked hard too. Do you want to come and see? I have recently… ahem, I have written a few poems recently!”
Miaoying said that time travel is not plagiarism, just like "Walking at Night in Brocade Clothes"!
So Miaoying wrote it down with a flourish!
"? My Lord, you have such a refined taste?——That's great. I am honored to see you."
With a swish, it was very fast! - The choir, which had been suspended due to Mr. Chen's visit, continued to perform - they were performing some of the pieces that Miaoying had copied and that she liked the most.
Miaoying has been in Datang for so long, and her literary life has always been good. To be honest, it is much better than Nangao. After all, GW can't write any Chinese poems. Therefore, Miaoying is a little uncomfortable now that she has returned to Nangao out of the blue.
So I plagiarized a lot of things and used a pseudonym to do them! I was able to satisfy my addiction to being a time traveler - and at the same time, I raised my entertainment life to a higher level.
"The flowers in the spring forest are so charming, the birds in spring are so sad. The spring breeze is so affectionate, it blows my silk open."
Puff! —— Sir Chen almost vomited blood. What? My master is horny?
"In the morning I climbed the balcony, and in the evening I stayed in the orchid pond. I picked lotus flowers under the moonlight, and got lotus seeds every night."
"Looking up at the tung tree, the tung flowers are so pitiful. I wish there would be no frost or snow, and the tung trees would bear fruit for a thousand years."
"The ice in the abyss is three feet thick, and the white snow covers a thousand miles. My heart is like pine and cypress, so why would you be so sentimental?"
The whole song is very long, taking half an hour to finish. It stunned Chen Sir from the beginning. The whole song is full of the love between boys and girls, the great love of eternal love, and the immature feeling of both parties in the test -
And that super fast speed.
It is basically the crystallization of the eternal love of mankind, using a lot of metaphors to praise love, life and speed.
but!
Miaoying couldn't even understand what she was copying. Didn't she know that some poems could not be copied by time travelers? At least, she shouldn't copy them. You can't put all the poems together, and you can't take it for granted - if you can't figure out such a simple question, then don't copy - but... Miaoying simply took out her own "playlist" and let these people sing it.
Miaoying feels indifferent.
It just happened that Sir Chen heard it - Miaoying herself still felt good.
"It's over." After work, Chen Sir pulled Xingxiong and Char Siu Cat, sweating profusely, and frantically set a flag, "My lord, I think it's true... If I'm wrong, I'm a dog!"
Dog wedding reservation.
Levi, the devil.
Sheep horns, bat wings, devil tail, dog whip and 36.78cm - wouldn't the Dragon Girl consider it?
285 Hello, I want to talk to you about our goddess and savior——Aqua!
Just like games like The Witcher 3, Elden Ring, Dark Souls and Noob (yes, I'm talking about that Noob), you can inherit property and equipment from the previous game.
This
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Games that can inherit equipment from the previous game are generally good. At least they give you a starting point that is not too difficult. As for whether you can play this hand well, that is your problem.
On the first day he arrived in Zhendan, he had his own fief. Although he was training a new trumpet, he was definitely not starting from scratch. Although he had no soldiers under his command, he was no longer alone this time.
With a wave of the hand, the gold coins were scattered... just like the "Please click the acceleration button" in the garbage web game. It is slightly different from the Paradox system, but also somewhat similar.
Levi immediately summoned a heavenly dragon guard worth 380 taels of gold.
As cheap as you can get.
After all, with the "Large Troops" mod, the number of people doubled and doubled. The original 120-man heavy armored troop, not counting the time cost of training a soldier, the cost of a person's growth and the cost of armor, can be done with 380 taels of gold, which is too cheap. What's more, the 120-man team has now become a 500-man team.
Levi led his team of Heavenly Dragon Guards and advanced in a mighty force.
There are a lot of mods, and they are quite strange. I believe everyone has played such mods, right? For example... the Aurora female mod.
It means that all your soldiers are no longer mixed with men and women, and some professions are no longer only men or women - but all of them are the work of beautiful girl mods! Yes, I am so heartless. (I heard that some people let Miaoying fight against the Nurgle Demon in human form... and then the Nurgle Demon farted directly... Ugh...)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
When Levi saw the victims for the first time, he acted more like an adult.
His heart sank.
You think I have no humanity, don't you? You think I only know how to make money, don't you?
The sight of all the bark on the thousand-mile plain being eaten away, of starving people everywhere, this...
"I thought Miaoying at least carried out some disaster relief work."
Levi came, he came on horseback. Since he was not riding a golden ship, his butt was very uncomfortable, but now that he was here, besides his butt, his mood was even more uncomfortable.
"This is Li Da Nei Du Dian Jian, right?"
Li Weilai saw many disaster victims along the way, and asked him to bring them steamed buns. He walked east from Nangao and came to the designated disaster relief site. Behind him were thousands of disaster victims who were half-guarded and half-escorted.
In front of us was a seemingly endless crowd of people, gathered in groups of two or three.
There was also a woman wearing the uniform of a Zhendan alchemist, wearing a half-golden mask, cupping her hands, and seemed somewhat unwilling to talk to Li Weidu.
"That's right." Li Wei saw that the other party was unwilling to pay attention to him. He was also very bad-tempered, so he naturally didn't want to pay attention to the other party: "Haven't you asked for advice yet?"
"I am the disaster relief official Zhenyin." The woman was about thirty years old, her real age was unknown. Her voice was quite feminine, the kind of very feminine female voice.
The world of rihanna. The world of rihanna.
"Oh, you are a real general." Li Wei bowed and asked, "Are there any matters to be handed over?"
"Here are the existing food registers, but the hungry people have not been registered yet." To be honest, there should be a lot of things to be handed over, but the commander in front of him looked exhausted: "No matter how much food is allocated from the treasury, it is useless. There are more and more disaster victims, which is simply a bottomless pit. There are probably 40,000 to 50,000 people here, and there will be more to come. What's more terrifying is that people are constantly dying of starvation or disease. The disaster is right in front of us. I... sigh..."
"...Oh." No wonder I thought the other person was in menopause, so that's why: "Don't worry, I'm here, Qingtian will be here. I'm here, Nan Gao will be peaceful."
"? Haha. You first..."
The meaning is very simple, what are you bragging about (beep)? The lord is really a fool, sending a demon here.
"Ahem." Levi couldn't perform any magic tricks, so he said, "Come on, stand up the black door - well, that's it."
This time, Levi brought a door.
"...I'll warn you first." Zhen Yin stared at Levi, and waved his hand to signal the dozens of guards behind him to get ready: "If you dare to take advantage of the lord's favor to forget yourself and perform some evil rituals! Then I will eliminate the evil for the world!"
You see, this is a very good saying. It means "clear the court of evil officials".
"Don't worry, General." There are dozens of people behind you, and there may be more to maintain law and order. But there are 500 people behind me, do you want to try? Bull Demon King and Bai Jingjing, who to face is of course simple.
Soon, the black door was erected. Then...
Cartloads of food were transported out continuously like flowing water.
The desperate crowd began to stir.
When the Heavenly Dragon Guard behind Levi raised his spear horizontally and made an attacking gesture, the restless crowd instantly calmed down.
"Let's cook some porridge." Li Wei said calmly, "But I'm wondering, why would you eat porridge when you can just eat rice? (Because people who are starving will die if they just eat) I have plenty of food here - let people eat first, and then start the work of categorizing and registering the victims!"
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This time, Levi knew what his biggest enemy was.
Cult beliefs.
In the eyes of people like Levi, as long as you enter the religious process, you are infinitely close to cults.
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The first generation of righteousness, then basically there is no need to ask more questions. And his empathy in this regard is very low. In his opinion, the three cults of Abraham and the four cult vendors are actually the same.
That fights against this cult belief.
The only option is to resort to more evil cult beliefs.
"Eh? Where is this place? Woohoo, Bagana! Red bean paste?——"
For example, in Akira Toriyama's works, the strongest character is not the useless people in Dragon Ball, but Arale. As long as Arale wants to, she can tear the earth apart with her bare hands. If she wants, Arale can sew the torn earth back together with a band-aid. What Dragon Ball God of Destruction? Arale can make it a swaying tumbler with just one punch.
The real top player in the Fate/Sn world is none other than Fujimura Taiga. (Mushroom himself said that the protagonist of Fate/Sn should be this person (he even laughed). He also said that the top three protagonists in the entire Type-Moon world should be her. She can rub the Tiger Holy Grail (a Q-version tiger head thermos cup), and her wishing machine is more powerful than the old Holy Grail. She can beat the peak Gilgamesh's treasures into rubbish with a tiger bamboo sword, and she can defeat all the heroes in Fate/Sn.)
(What's more, Fujimura Taiga broke through the dimensional wall and broke the fourth wall! He punched Mushroom on the bridge of his nose. Originally, Mushroom was going to write Fujimura Taiga to death, and the way of death was probably the slut-style death that Mushroom particularly liked (that is, being raped to death by a woman). However, Fujimura Taiga broke his own death flag with his own hands, transformed into a funny character, successfully avoided the death line, and became the strongest lucky star in the Fate series)
Funny characters are the scariest.
...It's better to be under control.
"Okay, stop looking around - didn't we agree on this?"
Levi lit a cigarette and, like a black-hearted capitalist, grabbed the married girl - to be honest, you couldn't tell that she was a married woman, you could only tell that she was an ultimate fool (beep~).
"Don't worry, no one can bully you with me here."
“Hey, hey, hey… Well, it seems to be true.” Aqua laughed dryly, scratched her silky blue hair, and said very embarrassedly: “No, it’s not that I forgot, it’s just that I… uh, I’ve been a little busy lately.”
"...I think it's a good idea to have you come here to preach the Axis Church."
Cult vs. cult.
To be honest, Levi has seen several Axis cultists, and they all seem to have poor brains.
In a sense, magic is more likely to defeat magic. Could everything be worse?
“Eh? Ahahahaha…” The blue-haired goddess suddenly became extremely excited, her entire body entering a state of euphoria: “Are you going to join the Axis Cult too? That’s great, I…”
"Don't get so excited." Levi looked outside and saw so many people watching. "Pay attention to your identity. You are already a wife!"
“Tsk, that bastard Kazuma, I hate him so much, he…”
"Ah stop! I don't intend to listen to what happens between you and your wife, and I don't want to get into the married woman line. I'm not interested in that." Unless someone like Ah Fu.
There were indeed a lot of people gathered around, and under Levi's gaze, local cauldrons were propped up one by one. There were also fires lit under some broken pottery jars, and trees were cut down and all used as firewood - what a pity, they could have been used as food.
Bags of rice were put into the pot.
"Think about it yourself." Levi looked at the victims queuing in the distance and couldn't help but sigh: "How are you going to spread the Axis religion?"
"ah?--"
"If I were an ordinary person." The beautiful boy sat on his chair and posed like a boss. He was very kind and unaware of it. He waved his hand and said, "How do you want to preach?"
"...You are just an ordinary person." The goddess of beauty muttered after looking at the devilish handsome boy. Then she took a deep breath: "My lord, you look like a big shot! - Are you overwhelmed by life? Are you not happy enough? Family trivialities, work trivialities, life trivialities? Ah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! - Learn about the Axis Church! Just join our Axis Church and become a member of our Axis Church. As long as you work hard, you can do anything you want. Even if you fail, it's not your fault. It's not you who is wrong, it's the world! That's right, if you can't succeed, it's the world's fault!"
"……Eh?"
"Escape from unhappy things. Escape is not failure. A dog without a home is the best. You are the only one in my heart. Escape is the best thing in the world!"
"My grass..."
"If you hesitate too long to come up with an answer, you will always fail. Rather than regretting it later, it is better to enjoy it now - just have fun."
"Don't hesitate about what your old age will be like. Even gods don't know. It's better to enjoy the present!"
Well, I agree with this statement, because as an author, I am very worried about the future...
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop, stop, stop..." Li Wei waved his hand helplessly to stop the other party from continuing his preaching method - your preaching method is a bit similar to pyramid selling, and it is without restraining the other party, how can it succeed? At best, it is a TV sales or Douyin live broadcast.
Anyone with a bit of intelligence won't be fooled.
"From
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Starting today, the name of Axis will be changed."
"Eh?"
"Just call it..." Levi really didn't have any ideas for a religious name, so he could only make one up: "'Imperial Shinrikyo' is fine."
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