Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"Afu, please be normal!"

Recently, Levi felt that the people around him were not normal, as if everything was accelerated.

This acceleration is frightening, as if what used to take three days to complete (2000 in three days) can now be completed in ten days (1 or 2 in one day).

Of course, it’s not just the amount of information that’s increasing, but what’s perhaps even more frightening is the nature of the change—everything around us is becoming crazily animated.

This is not right. Shouldn't my system be loyal, filial, and virtuous? Why has it been silent recently?

He gave his cute brother next to him a light slap on the head.

"Avi is really a bully - he is not abnormal, it is you who is abnormal."

"Me?" Levi was stunned for a moment, then looked down in surprise: "What's wrong with me?"

"Hehe, hehe—look into my eyes!"

Levi was really afraid that the other party would suddenly turn into Chun Sanshi Niang, use some kind of magic to fascinate him, and take his soul away - from then on he would become a professional troublemaker. Then, the world would open up in an instant. Before, he could only get happiness from 50% of the world's population, but now he can get happiness from 100% of the world's population. So, two-way plugs are terrible, and from now on he will be a real Roman -

"That's annoying. I'm embarrassed to be stared at like that—have you forgotten that I'm actually a man?"

"...Honestly speaking, if you only look at your face, no one would think you are a man unless you are sick. Sorry, you have the masculine energy, but you don't have a masculine face at all." Levi stared at Ah Fu's face and gave a very pertinent evaluation.

"Hey, really?" Ah Fu laughed foolishly, "You like my face? What about my personality? Do you only look at the face?"

"Of course I don't just look at the face, otherwise I wouldn't know how many women are waiting for me - as for the personality, good brother, of course I like it."

"Well, I like the personality and the face - what are you waiting for? I like this kind of thing..." As in many cases, Ah Fu's personality is so generous! So cool: "But it doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman."

"Divided! I'm not politically correct."

"That summer..."

"Other people's problems are problems, but Xia Lulu's problem is a beautiful accident! - Besides, Xia Lulu is divorced! She has become a woman. Even if we take a step back, don't you still have a wife?"

"My wife doesn't object to our relationship, she just asked me to tell you something. She is willing to be a witness and can help, but she needs to bring..."

"Ah stop!" What kind of game is this? My transvestite brother and his transvestite brother's wife. No, this is too lustful! "I don't believe it, you are already a father..."

"Both of my sons expressed their support!——"

The title should be changed to "My Transvestite Brother, His Transvestite Brother's Wife, and His Transvestite Brother's Two Transvestite Sons..."

Too vulgar! Too obscene! I want to fight against vulgarity! Pah! The second dimension is really

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Disgusting! The authors of the second dimension, just use the Q group: 543659389. It represents vulgarity! I want to oppose vulgarity!!!

"... Be normal! Were we just talking about this topic?" Levi was forced into a corner. Fortunately, there was no corner here, otherwise there would be no way out both physically and mentally. So if you want to be romantic, just go for it. The place to really confirm the relationship is definitely not the beach, but the small dark room - otherwise this nudist is even more heavy-handed.

"Humph, humph...coward. Oh, by the way, I was talking about my eyes just now - did you see? My eyes are not ordinary. Thinking back to the beginning - when I was just born, there was a crack of thunder! It killed me."

"?" God punishes homosexuals? I heard that a woman in the UK used to publicly punish her homosexual husband by inserting the penis directly into her anus and taking it out from her mouth. Oh, this woman was Queen Isabella. She was French, the Queen of England.

"——This is God's blessing——From now on, I have the ability to observe people's hearts."

"?!?!" What kind of treatment is this for the protagonist of a novel? Uh... "Are you really okay with telling me about this ability?"

"Hahaha, that's true. You're the first person I told that I have this ability. However, I knew from the beginning that you were no simple guy. In fact, you're not a real good person - but in many cases, you've been very nice to me. Although... you've always been on guard against me. Humph, humph... you really treat me as an outsider." Ah Fu suddenly got angry: "But it was true that you swore to stick with me, and since then... I like you more and more. Hey, you like me very much, right? - I can see it"

"!!! It's fake! It's all fake! You..."

The devil boy was in a panic and quickly denied it. A carnivore turned into a herbivore here.

"Don't deny it in a hurry. Besides, you won't believe me no matter what I say. You can say it's fake - but I can see through that you are real... not very thick, just a little bit. You are a little different from before, I can explain it to you clearly." As he said, Ah Fu grabbed Levi's hand - and then put it next to his cheek: "You are already in danger. Now you need someone to lead you out of the quagmire. If you take a step forward, you will be beheaded immediately, and if you take a step back, you will be released on medical parole! You are finished! - Come on, watch, this is how Avi uses it!"

“?!?!” How do I use it?

"You seem to be possessed by an evil god called Slaanesh."

"……What?!"

The author says:

Author's words: Today's ten thousand chapters are over. Children like to play with crabs, but they are afraid of their claws, so they cut off their claws and keep them. Alas, crab claws are the most fun, why cut them off?

269 ​​Corrupted System!?

Slaanesh, Levi had heard similar statements when he listened to Miaoying explaining the world she lived in.

First of all, Li Wei admired Miaoying for admitting that she was a time traveler. This was really amazing. Generally speaking, the protagonist of a time travel novel would not admit that he was a time traveler, even to the closest people. He could not tell his parents, wife, and children, otherwise it would be extremely poisonous and people would abandon the book.

Of course, some books with titles like "Tell xx I'm a time traveler" don't count. This is a clear price tag. If you like it, click in. If you don't like it... click in, curse and then exit.

In any case, Miaoying easily admitted her identity as a time traveler in front of Li Wei - she came from a place called 'Dragon Emperor Continent'. It seems that Dragon Emperor Continent is only a small piece of land, not very big, only twice the size of the Tang Dynasty. The population is not very large, probably around a billion people in its heyday. It is understandable. The agricultural civilization of our Qing Dynasty has a base of 400 million people, which is basically twice the area of ​​the Tang Dynasty, and there must be a lot of plains. The magic world still has magic, so it should be no problem to support more than twice the population of Qing Dynasty, right?

Of course that was the heyday, and now it’s over.

There are some other continents next to the Dragon Emperor Continent. To the west, there are tall ogres - cannibals in the physical sense. There are also some other races, anyway, they sound bloody. Whatever flies in the sky, runs on the ground, swims in the water, or even grows on the ground, all of them have become spirits and established countries, causing harm to the local area. Fallen elves, vampires, orcs, half-orcs, beastmen, orc demons, Tongliao 1.9-meter-tall rats, etc., take turns to serve the Dragon Emperor Continent. How can this blessing be missed?

In addition, the Dragon Emperor Continent itself had a lot of problems, with several top leaders being assassinated one after another (Guards succession law?). There was also a rebellion by the Monkey King, a 1.9-meter-tall rat, and the Japanese in the east.

All in all, these are scary enough, but there is something scarier to come.

The four evil gods.

The one who had fought with Miaoying all his life was called Jianqi. The two sides fought with wits and courage - considering that Levi had seen Miaoying's brain memory and IQ. From a certain perspective, Levi really felt that Miaoying might not be able to beat this Jianqi. But Miaoying insisted that he had annihilated 100 million enemies, conquered various countries - and finally settled in a place called "Nangao" and established himself as a king, separatist.

So what Miaoying said has no credibility. The translation means: she is bragging (beep)!

Of course, the guy named Jianqi actually has a very serious problem.

But if any harm is really done to Miaoying, it's up to us, Slaanesh!

The name Slaanesh sounds better than the other three evil gods... right?

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Nurgle? Especially Nurgle, that sounds disgusting. Tzeentch and Khorne are not so good either.

This is Slaanesh. The name is very interesting. First of all, it’s about lust, right? Since it’s lustful, it must be 18+.

Then there is this evil - it is definitely not just 18+, it must be at least R18! Do you mean it is really just R18? That's not entirely true, some countries even have R20 classification.

Of course, if this happened in our dynasty, it would be completely forbidden! You are not allowed to know any non-medical knowledge of sex even if you are 100 years old. Hanging a poster of Xyan at a sperm donation place seems to be the most erotic thing in the world in the eyes of some people. It seems that just one look at this kind of poster of Liux that can be hung under the bus stop sign can instantly make you squirt like a fountain!

Wouldn't the area under the bus stop smell like a seafood market every day?

Therefore, color is the main theme, first you have to have color! Then you can do evil on the basis of color.

For example, a natural nympho who has never been subjected to any coercion or social oppression and is doing it purely out of personal interest, well, that's very erotic! But a woman who is forced, no, not erotic at all! It's even a little disgusting.

Especially for something like the evil god, this is the real justification by faith. If you don't approve of this thing at all in your heart, it's not XP at all, then no matter how much you tempt it, it's useless.

and so.

"Me? Slaanesh? Possessed? Ha, you must be kidding."

Levi is a very simple Slaanesh. Can it be called Slaanesh? That is the most basic human heart. If this is an evil god, then humans... no, all creatures will become extinct.

"Why would I lie to you?" Ah Fu rolled his eyes and stared at the other person. "Although I don't want to admit it, it's probably that even I have been affected a little bit. Well, just a little bit."

He made a gesture of pointing his finger at the universe, which was considered to be abandoning the Korean market. Ah Fu smiled and said, "Come on, you are very lewd."

"!!!"

1. There is no one who has absolutely no sexual release.

2. No matter how bizarre the sexual object, sexual behavior, or frequency of sexual release, they all originate from and conform to sexual biological needs.

In other words, I am normal! The abnormal ones are those who look at me with tinted glasses!

"Wait a minute." Levi was at a loss because of Ah Fu. Could it be that he now likes this transvestite in front of him who looks like a woman, feels like a woman, and plays like a woman because he has fallen into the trap of the lustful evildoer?

There is a European proverb: If an animal looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and eats like a duck - then it is a duck!

Ahaha! After all, there is nothing wrong with me!

"I..." Levi stood firm and opened the ck2 target template that he hadn't looked at for a long time.

Look through your attributes, buffs and debuffs one by one.

"Genius, intelligent, strong, handsome, prolific, the hero of the (beep) romance novel..."

Levi flipped through the pages one by one. After all, he had installed so many mods, so it was somewhat difficult to find.

Finally, he found a strange thing inside a pair of buffs.

"Budding Emotions"

The explanation of this entry is also very interesting: one, or many emotions are budding. 6 is dying, this has nothing to do with the refreshing of any organ in your body, it only has to do with a mutual affection...

["I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you, maybe one day I won't be able to help myself. Missing you will only make myself suffer, and falling in love with you is something I have to do" - Even if I have to, it's not right, but it doesn't matter. Get debuff, "Well-known XP Weirdo", public favorability -10; same attribute favorability +100]

"? What is this?" Levi was a little confused now, as if all this was slapping him in the face.

My buff lasts too long. If I don’t pay attention, I’ll find that strange buffs often appear on me. I probably don’t even realize that some buffs have appeared until they are over.

Continue reading, the next one is called "The Beginning of Chaos."

"…What is this?"

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[The evil of chaos is corroding you. Every blood vessel, every bone, and every desperate thought of yours tells you an ending that is so real: you will become one with chaos.]

"?"

Ah, chaos? Hmm… It’s really hard to know when chaos was first formed. Who knows how thick the earth is and how high the sky is? The passage of the sun and the moon makes people grow old. If you have a life, you must work hard, and you will inevitably have a road of death and rebirth. Eight words make up your fate, and it should be like this - "Song of the Fair Lord to Persuade Good Deeds". Could it be that this evil army of chaos is the story of Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Deyun Club conquering the world?

Probably not. Zhuangzi told a story called "Chaos". The character Hun Dun in the story was an unlucky creature who died after being stabbed twice.

[Chaos Emerges: Throughout the Old World, rumors are spreading that Chaos is about to descend again. (Chaos Corruption +2 in all Old World regions)]

Huh? How scary!

Levi then read on:

[Next, Chaos Appears: The Chaos Army has descended on the northernmost land - at the northernmost border of the Empire (click on the map to confirm), the Chaos Tribe and the Chaos Army have merged into one. 20 fully staffed Chaos Armies appear...

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? Li Wei [clicked] on the "map"

What a horrible thing—what kind of map is this?

The Frozen Sea, the Abyss of Death, the Land of the Plague Lord, the Realm of the Warlock... ?

What the hell is this? I don't understand it at all. Levi compared the world map in his memory, and then looked at it carefully, and he understood one thing.

The system, this system—it has not been updated!

It seemed that the system of Miaoying's world could be used by himself, but after using it, he found that the map on the other side had not been updated! In other words, no matter how happy the chaos on his side was, it was only the happiness of the world called [Total War, Warhammer 3].

It has nothing to do with Earth OL.

That's right, in the world of Warhammer 3 Total War, no matter how powerful the four evil gods are, they are just small bastards on a planet, four vendors. This is the terrifying universe OL, maybe even the world of the colorful galaxy! What is Slaanesh? I can turn Slaanesh into a meat urinal in a minute and throw it into the lust energy furnace to generate electricity forever!

Your moral choice:

Choose kindness: As a demon, you have to accept these disgusting habits. Such a beautiful transvestite must be pressed under my body and fucked hard! Not only that, since Ah Fu's wife also agrees to this kind of relationship, Ah Fu doesn't seem to object. Then I will just fuck Ah Fu and his wife together!

Let Ah Fu be at the bottom, his wife in the middle, and you at the back. If possible, add his two transvestite sons. If you don't mind, he also has a transvestite father and a beautiful girl's mother.

Because you chose the good option: the corruption system punishes you at different levels.

1. Choose Ah Fu only: You are kind, and the corrupt system despises you infinitely! You don't even need another horn! Gold coins minus 100 per month, Ah Fu's gold coins plus 100 per month.

2. Choose Ah Fu and Ah Fu's wife: You are so kind that the corrupt system will not care about you. Your gold coins will be reduced by 200 per month, Ah Fu's gold coins will be increased by 100 per month, and Ah Fu's wife's gold coins will be increased by 100 per month.

3. Choose the Afu couple and their two pseudo-children: How kind! The corrupt system spurns you. Your gold coins will be reduced by 400 per month and divided equally among the Afu family.

4. Choose Afu's family of four, Afu's pseudo-mother father, and beautiful mother: You are really the kindest devil! Follow your heart. The corrupt system is unwilling to be with you, and the monthly gold coins are -1000, which will be shared equally by Afu's family.

In option 1, because of your kindness, the world is free from war! -- All Order factions will have their monthly income increased by 10%, called [Levi's Kindness Donation]. Your and Ah Fu's good deeds will resound throughout the Old World and even the New World! Each Order faction will be given a full elite brigade, led by [Levi's Confidant]

In option 2, because of your great kindness, the world is saved from war - the Chaos Army is reduced by 20%, named [Levi's Kind Punishment]; the good deeds of you and Afu will resound throughout... The income of the Order camp increases by %, and each Order camp adds two fully staffed elite battalions, led by [Levi's Loyal Minister].

In option 3, because of your supreme kindness, the world is saved from war - the Chaos Army is reduced by 20%, named [Levi's Supreme Kindness]; the good deeds of you and Afu's family of four will... increase the income of the Order camp by %, and each Order camp will add four fully-staffed elite battalions, led by [Levi's right-hand man].

Option 4: Because of your kindness, the world is free from war! - The Chaos Army is reduced by 60%, named [Levi's kindness]; you and Afu's family of six... The Order camp's income increases...

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Choose to fall: Bah! How can I be like an ordinary devil and choose a transvestite? I want to fall to the bottom, I want to draw a clear line between myself and transvestites!