"Why are you always sighing?" Ah Fu looked at Li Wei and thought he was abnormal: "Are you bored?"
"Aren't you sighing? - Alas." Levi patted Ah Fu's shoulder and sighed, "Aren't you like this? Now I'm going to design a plan to help you take back your hometown! - Don't you want to?"
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"Nonsense, I'm just treating you like a human being! But..."
So cute, and smart, how rare. Ah Fu shook his pink head, and then sighed as well: "We will definitely take it back, and probably a lot of people will die."
"What? You've given up on England?" What should I do? What's my excuse?
"Of course not! - I just feel very emotional. I am a Saxon." Not an Anglo-Saxon - Alfred recalled the past and said, "Think about the past, about three hundred years ago. My ancestors, the Saxons, crossed the sea and most of them settled near London."
It was the time of King Arthur. Oh, by the way, the little quilt was completely defeated. Her race was not completely wiped out, but it was enslaved by invaders for more than a thousand years. The last few people were driven to Ireland and called barbarians by the barbarians.
"There have been many disturbances and wars, time and again - ah. When I was a child, I first heard that my ancestors were a group of invaders, which made me feel very uncomfortable. But after settling down for so many years, I get along well with the locals - my father and his father's father also have a good relationship with the locals."
That is.
Look at you, you look just like your father. That's a family of sissy girls, how can they have bad relations with the locals? To be honest, at such an old age, you still have a sissy face, thanks to the bonus of the anime world. Apart from anything else, you are more beautiful than women, understand men better than women, and even dress more (sao) than women - and you are loyal!
"I thought my generation would be free from this kind of life of killing and plundering the land. I didn't expect it. By the way, Avi, do you believe that there is a curse in this world?"
"I don't believe it." Levi shook his head, then nodded: "But some things can't be explained. Everything has an explanation. The so-called curse is either a psychological effect of a person, or someone is actually carrying out a physical attack! Anyway, there are ways to crack it-"
"You say, are we Saxons cursed?"
"Hey, it's still unclear who is cursing whom. Ah Fu, if you don't like it, just change your name from now on, and don't call yourself Saxon." Levi thought of the future Ansa, and suddenly became a little uneasy: "What you call a curse is nothing more than an aggressive nature, right? From now on, you can name your race [Fake Girls]! Maybe you won't have any thoughts of aggression anymore..."
"?!?! Ah! I'm angry, what transvestite! Man, did you see that? A pure man! - Of course. If it's Avi..."
He doesn't look like a man at all.
"? - We are good brothers for life - When you went with me to the dangerous north, I had already made up my mind that you are my good buddy for life! Life and death, I will share the joy with you. I will hold your hand and grow old with you! (The Book of Songs, Beating the Drum, as the name suggests, this is the oldest poem about the friendship between comrades-in-arms. Who knows how it changed later)"
“…I felt like I was rejected in a strange way, but it also seemed like I was accepted.”
"...Oh, let's watch the game. Um, let's continue discussing the crossing plan." Levi scratched his head and pointed to the channel map and said, "I would like to propose that we cross the English Channel (the name of the English Channel in France) this time. The plan to counterattack Britain is called Operation Overlord!"
I originally wanted to call it "Sea Lion Project", but then I thought it was unlucky, so I changed it.
"Well, Avi, you came to talk to me alone today just to discuss the plan?" I don't know why, but I always feel that this transvestite prince in front of me is really going to be a hentai. The atmosphere is very ambiguous, and the spirit is very abnormal.
"Be normal. I'm not interested in being a troublemaker." Levi curled his lips, disdainfully hiding the sadness of being a visual creature.
"Tsk, what a shit stirrer, so disgusting, can't you just wash it clean? - Besides, how do you explain Xia Lulu's matter?"
"...Watch the game! Watch the game!——"
"Or do you accept it after becoming a girl?"
“Watch the game!!!”
What happened recently? Why did Slaanesh suddenly go on a rampage?
Besides, it's just like the nine-turn large intestine. What's the point of being feminine? - This is not three-dimensional, it's just two-dimensional. (crossed out)
The author says:
Author's words: PS: If I don't update 10,000 words today, I'll quit... Never mind, people say that cursing like this is meaningless. I'll just behead the Prime Minister to thank you!
267 Power-up version!
The terrifyingly powerful effect is power.
So, what kind of powerful effect can be considered as power?
“Ahhh! Get out of the way, you’re so disgusting… Sato-san, Sato-san! Calm down, calm down desi! Calm down, you’re going to die!!!”
A blue-haired girl screamed like a pig being slaughtered. If you ignore her expression and her scream, you can tell that this girl has an innocent face, an unimaginably beautiful face, like a fairy. However... this fairy-like girl screamed like a pig being slaughtered at this moment, and danced to pull a man away.
She has no idea what a lady is, nor does she know what grace is. She was born with such a beautiful face for nothing. Perhaps, this is the true nature of a fairy? A mortal girl only needs to put on a cool attitude and start using her face, which is clearly marked with a good price, to control the men around her. Putting on a "weak" attitude can make others
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The male creature developed a protective desire, and thus beat the man who was pressing on this beautiful girl into a pulp.
However, this angelic girl chose to use her own strength at this moment, without relying on the external judgment of mortals. She only used her own hands and made a sound like a sow screaming before dying - she wanted to defeat the man on her body with her own strength.
"Aqua! Aqua! --Aquaaquaaquaaqua..." He recited very quickly, and the man named Sato Kazuma had completely lost all sense of shame. Suddenly, the girl named Aqua in front of him was a real goddess.
Just like the sacred expression he had seen on the girl's face when she was saving a dead soul in a ruin not long ago. He was fascinated by her, but this time it wasn't just for a moment, nor was it because of her sacredness and beauty. He just remembered the little things he had experienced with her every day.
"I love you, I love you, I love you. Ah, I don't know why! Suddenly I find you so cute, just like the stars in the sky."
"Uh... one more or one less doesn't make much difference? - Anyway, let go first, and let's talk it out! Are you crazy? Don't you usually go to sleep with a succubus?"
"I will never go to see them again."
"!! Crazy, really crazy!——"
Sato Kazuma maintained the posture of wanting to kiss the other person, while Aqua had a pig-butchering expression and was determined to push the other person away even if she died.
Of course, is this Levi's power? Of course not.
This is power at best!
It's still far from being powerful!
"No, I'm not crazy! I just suddenly found my heart! -" Suddenly, Sato Kazuma was like a chicken blood, and really let go of Aqua. In a language that only otakus can understand, he began to express his love: "Is this my heart? The heart that wants to be with Aqua."
"...You, you're a bit disgusting." No matter what, he let Sato Kazuma go. Aqua took a deep breath, and the fairy-like girl beside him panted like a dead pig.
"From now on, I will never talk to any other woman; from now on, I will never look at any other woman; from now on, I will never have any contact with any other woman. Anyway, my mother is no longer in this world, and what I said is the truth! I don't know what love is, but if love is eternal and loyal, then I will love you forever - Aqua, marry me! I love you."
"?! Are you okay?"
"I will give you half of my life, please give me half of your life! We will exchange equal value forever!"
"Uh……"
The power had just begun to run wild, and Sato Kazuma began to state the facts and give examples: "I don't know whether I was blind before or I am mentally ill. A beautiful and great girl like you, what's wrong with being a little silly at ordinary times? In fact, I have been deceiving myself, because I really like you too much. I suspect this is a protection mechanism of my brain, as if I am in suspended animation and can't see every bit of your goodness. Only you are willing to be by my side, even if I sleep in the stable, you follow me; even if I am poor, you follow me, even if I am on the most dangerous mission, you follow me. You and I have a tacit understanding, and you can know everything just by exchanging eyes (birds of a feather?). You are generous and unpretentious. I really can't find anyone I love more than you - Aqua, marry me!"
"Uh..." The idea that she was seriously ill was gone, and Aqua began to doubt her life.
She is a bit stupid, but to be honest, she is also a sunset warrior...er, a sunset goddess. If you ask me to marry you like this, I will marry you. Isn't that too uncool?
"From now on, poverty is you, happiness is you..."
"You mean everything to me, greatness, beauty, and eternity. You are light, electricity, and mythology; you are love, warmth, and hope; you are April on earth and the Taibai fairy in heaven."
You understand what maid literature is.
You have to know that in the eyes of some women, girls' literature is a carnival of ordinary men, and in the eyes of some women, it is a warm confession.
It depends on what kind of woman she is. Because most women meet most men, so they basically think that the man they meet is a common man - you are right.
But a small number of women meet the top handsome guys because of their looks, abilities or wealth. At that time, the words "Girl, come with me" from the handsome guy's mouth are more romantic than diamonds. As for the greasy guy? When Li Bai finally recited "Drawing the sword and looking around, my heart is at a loss", he was just a greasy guy.
So, for now, Sato Kazuma is of a good age.
"...Well, if you really say so, then it's not impossible for us to just be ordinary friends..."
"No, marry me! Ah, I understand." Suddenly, Sato Kazuma knew his ultimate move. He held the huge bag of 100 gold coins in his hand, raised it above his head, and knelt on one knee: "One third of this was originally yours, now it's all yours! - Aqua, marry me!"
This is much more practical than buying flowers.
"Well...if you really can't do it." A succubus stood up and said with great satisfaction: "Sato-san, how about this, Aqua has already rejected you - you can come to me. I'll give you 20% off, and your 66 gold coins can be used to enjoy my life for at least ten years.
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......"
"You have diamonds in your (beep~)? - Succubus, aren't you skirting the line just because you can make people have erotic dreams?" A female dark elf stood up and said, "Sato-san, come with me - really get married, so we can discuss life together in the future..."
“Ahh! These are mine - okay, spring is here, okay, I have you! -” Aqua picked up the purse in an instant, then grabbed Sato Kazuma’s hand and said, “Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go to a place where there’s no one and talk slowly!”
"Tsk..." The people watching the fight, especially the girls, clicked their lips. What the hell did one hundred gold coins mean?
This means paying the penalty of 3 gold coins right now and leaving here. Take the remaining 94 gold coins home, buy a manor (only the right to operate, not the ownership), buy some land, and add a few serfs, then we can live the life of an ordinary landlord! Still a mercenary, go home to a wife and children! If you are more ruthless, squeeze out these hundreds of gold coins, and you can also buy a set of "ordinary" epic equipment, or live a life of luxury for a few years.
"Hey! Even if they are in a relationship, sexual activity is the result of mutual affection! Be careful and don't get anyone killed!" Suddenly, a female elf law enforcement officer shouted at Aqua who was running with Sato Kazuma.
“How is that possible? Stop screaming, you sows in heat! There are still men in the world!!!” Aqua didn’t even turn her head back and ran back holding Kazuma.
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The next day, the sun was shining brightly. Sato Kazuma and Aqua had money and no longer needed to sleep in the stables. After paying off the debts that seemed a lot before but were now a drop in the bucket, the two of them checked into a luxury hotel.
Aqua looked at Sato Kazuma, who was sleeping beside her as usual, with some shock.
Because they usually slept in the stable, sometimes the weather was "cool" - for example, in the middle of winter when the wind was blowing everywhere. They had to sleep back to back, and although they had blankets, it was still cold. They never slept without clothes, even in the summer.
But even if it's cold, everyone still has their own physiological needs to be met. When Aqua gets up to go to the bathroom at night, she can often hear the sound of Sato Kazuma "generating electricity" with his back to her. After all, they are brothers, so Aqua did not disturb Sato's power generation. Usually, she waited until the other party finished generating electricity and wiped it clean -
She stood up and went to the bathroom, giving the other party enough face.
Now, the other party doesn't even bother to wipe it!
They are all in my lower abdomen or lower!
"Get up!—and clean yourself up!"
"Hmm? Aqua? Oh, you're so beautiful…."
"Hey! You're so disgusting... I'm also crazy..."
"Ah, clean it up? - Akua, you are always the cleanest. Come, I will help you lick it clean!"
"!!! You're so disgusting... Don't, don't really lick me! You're so disgusting, really disgusting! Disgusting, disgusting... um? Hum~——ah, I told you to put...your mouth~"
In fact, this is true. Any liquid that comes into contact with Aqua will become the purest water, comparable to the best filter element that will never have any problems. Let's put it this way, throwing Aqua into Ohio will instantly solve one of the biggest problems in the United States.
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"That's it. Organize the maximum attack within your capabilities. It's too late to build a fleet now. The existing fleet is more than enough. After requisitioning the ships of the Vikings' fleeing immigrants, what you have to do is to connect these ships together to prevent strong winds and waves. After all, you will only cross the English Channel. Then we need... what's wrong?"
Levi came over and issued a series of orders for crossing the sea, and then he found that there were several giants around him in a trance.
"No, it's nothing."
"Oh? If you're not feeling well, don't work while you're sick." Levi shook his head slightly and said to the Chuunibyou giants, "Pay attention to rest. If you don't have anything else to do, just do what I say for now. Go down."
Li Wei came to the shipyard beside the strait, or more precisely, the shipbuilding base. It would be much easier for a 18-meter-tall human to make a 1-meter ship model. If a 700-centimeter-tall human were to make a -meter ship model, it would be very difficult - if a -meter-tall human were to make a : ship model, it would be even easier.
Hundreds of five-meter q groups: five four three six five nine three eight nine "tall giants worked together to build ships very quickly - and also consumed food and iron tools very quickly.
"Avi, you're always talking about others." Following Levi, Ah Fu, who was wearing a tight suit, said casually, "You're the most nervous one, right?"
A tight-fitting garment with tight cuffs. The wind was strong at the seaside, so Levi was dressed like this. The beautiful young devil lowered his head, half of his horn shook, "I'm not tired, but I'm a little nervous - what's coming is a vigorous sea crossing operation. If we can't establish a bridgehead, if we can't open up the situation in the first place. With such a large-scale army in such a small area, if we can't immediately gain the upper hand in the inevitable decisive battle that will follow - what will happen to us? The chances of retreating to our homeland are very small. If they turn around and attack La Manche, we will be completely finished."
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"Not really." Ah Fu acted very relaxed. He continued, "It's just the destruction of the country, no big deal. We still have Xia Lulu's army to support us. Although the enemy's forces are large in number, they have already suffered a lot of losses. If it really doesn't work, didn't you tell us to prepare to flee to the Eastern Empire east of the Eastern Roman Empire? - I've been prepared for a long time."
"...Afu, you know what? You are really strong."
If the other party said...
“Hahaha, because I have nothing else besides that~” The tone is different, but the lines are exactly the same.
Aren't you the template for the heroine? (Ayanami's lines)
Li Wei was a little surprised and walked to Ah Fu: "Don't worry, the world won't change. At most, I will help the Tang Dynasty. If it doesn't work, I can surrender. It doesn't matter if I pretend to change my faith and regret it later."
"Of course I am a Saxon, and it is easy. As I say, I shall live and die with you, and shall be happy with you."
Stop it, please stop it!
268 Slaanesh's Rapture
"Originally, I should be here, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming." Levi stood on this side of the English Channel and looked at the other side: "Enjoying the sea breeze, bikinis and beautiful maids. But now I have to be ready to put on a canned suit at any time, and I am so tired."
"I thought you liked fighting."
"If I enjoyed fighting, you would all be in danger. On the contrary, I enjoy it. It would be good for everyone - but not now."
Levi was on the beach, and he and Ah Fu were relaxing and strolling on the beach.
"Ah, what a pity, after all, we are not bandits." Ah Fu put his hands behind his head, and strode forward with his legs, as if he was playing - cute? Yes. But he didn't look too childish: "If we are just a group of bandits at this moment, then there is no place in the world where you can't run away?"
"You reminded me that we need to intensify our efforts to suppress bandits recently! After a war of this magnitude, there will definitely be more refugees, more escapees, and more deserters - it will definitely cause us a lot of trouble in the future."
"Hey, hey, hey, can you be a little more romantic? You're taking a walk with someone."
"? Why should I be romantic with you? You are a cunt!"
"? I just want to be a female abortion?"
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