Suddenly, Mo Ming's expression became extremely solemn, and he grabbed Feng Jiang's shoulders tightly with both hands.
"Ming Jun..." Being looked at so seriously by Mo Ming, Feng Jiang was a little nervous. Her little face turned red all of a sudden and light smoke floated above her head. She might turn into a steam girl in the next second.
Mo Ming looked into Feng Jiang's eyes lovingly like a domineering president, and said seriously: "My dear wife! I smell the aroma of delicious food!"
"Huh???" Fengjiang, who thought Mo Ming was going to do something bold in broad daylight, was confused and shocked by Mo Ming's words.
"It's delicious!" Mo Ming said to Fengjiang seriously.
"Delicious!?" Fengjiang was still a little confused, but she reacted quickly, and her eyes instantly radiated bright light.
"Hmm! Delicious!!" Mo Ming nodded.
"How delicious is it?" Risa on the side was not happy!
At this moment, this scene, she still remembers it vividly!
Because that’s how her Fengjiang was deceived by Mo Ming back then!
"Is it the kind of food that makes you feel like you've taken drugs?" As a master, what kind of scenes has Kasuga not seen?
For example: One day, when Haruhi went to a resort with her senior sister Maori Unicorn Lan and her unreliable girlfriend, she saw this long-famous dish.
By the way, Kasuga also witnessed the way a little brat framed someone - someone was lying on the ground for a while because he was full after eating some strange food, and then he was inexplicably defined as a murder. He even ran around to prepare the evidence. Just when the little brat was about to perform a play called "Mouri·Sleeping·Kogoro", the "victim" got up by himself!
That was also the wildest detective case that Kasuga had ever seen, even wilder than when the bastards came to their dojo for training!
"It's several times more advanced than that." Mo Ming also felt that drugging Japanese cuisine was a perverse practice. After all, food is a kind of enjoyment, not a forced pleasure of the body's organs! If you want that kind of forced pleasure, wouldn't the mushrooms of the thief Marisa be more effective?
The question mark "?" doesn't mean we have a problem, but it means we think you have a problem! ——by Haruhi Suzumiya & Risa Shiromine
"Follow me!" Mo Ming didn't want to argue with the two of them, so he decisively grabbed Fengjiang's hand and ran towards the street.
"Hey!? Hey! Wait for me!" Seeing Mo Ming pulling Fengjiang and running, Risa was the first to react and decisively jogged to catch up.
You know, Risa is not just a game expert, she is also a super athlete in real life. Although she is not as good as Kasuga, she is a real super athlete! It's a pity that Risa herself doesn't have this awareness.
Then, Risa and Kasuga were exhausted.
Mo Ming happily dragged his European emperor wife to look for food. The adorable European emperor wife was taken for three kilometers in a daze without realizing it, which really put a lot of trouble on Risa and Suzumiya Haruhi who were jogging after them!
This exercise before meals is simply fatal!
"Maple, I'm going to die!" Risa, who had just arrived, immediately hung herself on Maple and pushed her love rival away.
"Let me lean on you~~" Haruhi here was not feeling well either. Over the past three years, her fighting ability had increased, but her endurance was only average. There was no way she could compare with a Kryptonian like Mo Ming.
After jogging for such a distance, Haruhi felt that she was about to die. At the same time, she despised Mo Ming's IQ. It was such a long distance, she could obviously take the bus!
"Hey! Are you guys coming in or not? If not, get out of the way!" A sudden voice broke the harmonious atmosphere among the four people.
"What! It turns out to be the secretary. I thought it was Heizi!" Mo Ming looked back and found out that it was a golden-haired loser with a divine tongue and her secretary.
Although I heard that Golden Retriever became the big winner later, Mo Ming still thought she was a loser, just like [Jinli].
"It's not a secretary! And what the hell is Heizi? He sounds very perverted!" The secretary retorted to Mo Ming dissatisfiedly, and even instinctively discovered that this was the truth of the world.
"Because your hobbies are very similar! And that loser, this is a Chinese restaurant, and they sell Chinese cuisine, which is not to your taste!" Mo Ming didn't care about the secretary's attitude. He was already a super Kryptonian warrior, and he was not allowed to be arrogant!
"You're the loser! You're beeping, beeping--" The golden retriever started madly using the swear words he had just learned.
"How does that sentence go?" Mo Ming kicked Lisa lightly. As an online game expert, Lisa's online laning ability is also extremely strong, so Mo Ming felt that she understood.
"Tsk!" Although Lisa didn't want to cooperate with Mo Ming, but thinking that she would be fighting the rich man next, she had to give him some face, so she could only cooperate reluctantly.
"Since ancient times, most golden retrievers are losers!" Risa said this famous quote from the light novel very reluctantly.
“Right! That’s it!” Mo Ming patted the golden retriever’s shoulder happily, “Since ancient times, golden retrievers have been defeated, and green plums cannot defeat the one who falls from the sky!”
As for whether he was really a loser, Mo Ming didn’t care. Who asked the golden retriever to offend him?
“You beep! Beep!! Beep beep beep!!!” The golden-haired girl was immediately furious. Although she didn’t have any childhood sweetheart, and even didn’t have anyone she liked, Mo Ming’s words were really too harsh to hear. When had she, the Divine Tongue and the princess of the Totsuki Group, ever suffered such humiliation! ?
"Go to hell!" Risa, who was injured by the area attack, got angry even faster. While the golden-haired man was attacking with his mouth, Risa had already started physical attack.
He was clearly hanging on Feng-chan for life just now, but at this moment he was full of anger and directly used a double kick to hit Mo Ming's face.
"I can't hit you." Mo Ming, who received the benefits, said he didn't mind. He was so tough that he could take the most vicious beating in the world. What's wrong with letting his wife hit him? Haven't you heard that beating is love and scolding is love?
"..." Risa was even more depressed now!
"You are so shameless!" Haruhi ruthlessly snatched Kyoshi's job. She saw clearly just now that Risa's thick leather shoes were of great quality, and they might have alloy soles to increase attack and defense! If worn by an unscientific scumbag, they might even be able to block sniper bullets!
"Bad guys are usually very thick-skinned!" The golden-haired loser and her secretary seized on this point and immediately started to talk back.
"Yeah, it's really a scumbag!" Unlike the two love-brained cooks, Haruhi's mind was full of middle school thoughts, and she didn't realize at once that they were not talking about the same thing.
"Risa, my dear, as compensation, I will treat you to something delicious!" After a little effort, Mo Ming easily hugged the angry Risa and coaxed her. He has low emotional intelligence, but he has high fighting power!
"I'm not Feng-chan, so I won't be bribed by food... No! We are love rivals, not your wives! Look at my ponytail attack!" Risa, who found herself being clamped, decisively launched a ponytail attack.
"Didn't I say we can get the certificate right away?" Mo Ming didn't mind the cute girl's ponytail attack, and even wanted to grab her ponytail and smell it.
"Who wants to get married with you?" Upon hearing this, Risa got even more furious, "Let me go! You pervert!"
"Who would let go?" Mo Ming hugged tighter. "If you get Feng's wife, you get the world. If you get Lisha's wife, you get generations to come! How could I let go?"
"Huh?" Risa was stunned when Mo Ming said this. Wasn't this the same phrase used in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms to praise Crouching Dragon and Phoenix? Was she so powerful? She, Shirafine Risa, really didn't know!
"Hmm..." Haruhi felt like she seemed to understand what Mo Ming meant.
Chapter 10 You don’t want to...
After being frightened by Mo Ming that year, Haruhi asked Mrs. Suzumiya for some relevant knowledge in order to better protect herself.
For example, when Mo Ming said something like the big bad wolf and it was not the right time to eat her, Haruhi was completely unable to understand it at the time, but after Mrs. Suzumiya's explanation, she understood!
That day, Haruhi even saw Mrs. Suzumiya swallowing her saliva in fear!
After that, with the help of Mrs. Suzumiya, Haruhi, who had just become a junior high school monk three years ago, has become an outstanding veteran driver. She even got to know veteran drivers such as Mysterious A and Eromanga Sensei, and they would form a group to participate in Summer Comi every year.
Under the guidance of Mo Ming's words, Haruhi glanced at Risa's buttocks. Well, it was indeed the type for easy delivery, very tempting! Haruhi, who was in a state of LSP, even wanted to rub it, but was stopped by Mo Ming's terrifying eyes!
What a joke! He hasn't even gotten to know this tsundere Risa yet, so how could he possibly let an experienced driver like Kasuga touch her in broad daylight? At least he could do that at night when they were doing tutoring together!
"He means that you are the type who can give birth easily and are easy to raise!" What a joke! I, Suzumiya, will take revenge on the spot and Haruhi will not tolerate you!
So Haruhi stabbed Mo Ming on the spot.
"Safe delivery type?" Risa was still confused.
Please forgive her ignorance, there is no such friendly relevant information in the online game Zaun.
"Safe delivery type!?" The eyes of the golden-haired loser and her secretary instantly focused on Risa. The transmission shaft was very thin, but the curvature below was a bit exaggerated!
"Huh?" Although she was confused, Risa's five senses were invincible, and she had awakened her sixth sense. If she lived in the world of Saint Seiya, she would definitely be a Silver Saint!
So let alone big noises like the slightest movement of the grass, even the presence of gazes, which is clearly a spiritual thing, can be felt by Risa!
At this moment, Risa felt that three people were staring at her curvy figure, and the gaze from Kasuga was particularly salty... wet! ?
"Let me go!" Risa, feeling extremely embarrassed by being stared at, decided to increase her intensity of struggle.
"Should I let go or not? If I let go, Risa's wife's favorability will increase by 1. If I don't let go, the education will increase by 10. There's even a chance that Risa's wife will be too shy and become a bad person! At that time... hiss——" Mo Ming started racing in his mind, but his body instinctively let go of Risa.
After all, Kryptonians are too powerful, and ordinary people are too weak. If you are not careful, you may die!
For example, when Superman uses the Armstrong Spin to accelerate the Armstrong Cannon to shoot, if he fails to control it, he might shoot down a satellite in the sky and cause a murder!
"Feng-chan!" Risa, who had finally broken free, decisively rushed towards Feng-chan. This world was truly too terrible. Not only was her temporary comrade-in-arms unreliable, he also coveted her beauty just like her love rival!
"Look, your wife ran away!" Chunri raised her eyebrows at Mo Ming provocatively.
At this moment, as long as Mo Ming is unhappy, she will feel at ease!
"I saw it, so I'm now thinking about how to recover my losses." Mo Ming directly pushed Chunri against the pillar, gently lifted Chunri's chin with his right hand, stared into her eyes with a sense of oppression, and whispered: "Tell me, girl, how are you going to compensate me?"
"Compensate me with a hammer!" Kasuga smiled and pulled out a meteor hammer specially used by Rem from behind her.
Over the past three years, from the initial anticipation of a beautiful reunion the next day, to the despair caused by countless disappointments, and then the despair magnified the anger and gave birth to hatred. For the sake of revenge, she embarked on the road of becoming a strong woman. Haruhi has deviated greatly from the path she was supposed to take. Although her personality has been developed smoothly, the strength of her mind has skyrocketed. She is much stronger than the Suzumiya Haruhi who always shouts in her bed that the world is hopeless and should be destroyed!
Therefore, as long as Mo Ming doesn't use his real strength, Chun Ri won't be almost scared to death like she was three years ago. She even dared to trick Mo Ming in her jealous anger!
"Let's go, eating dog food is bad for your health." When the secretary saw this regular scene on the 8 o'clock drama, he decisively took the golden-haired loser and ran away - for fear that innocent people would be affected.
"I'm a Kryptonian with explosive defenses," Mo Ming said, unfazed by Haruhi's threats.
It's just a meteor hammer. Even if it's a meteor hammer enhanced to +18, it's useless.
"But as long as I shout for help, a cute girl will come out to save me." Haruhi said proudly, "You don't want your two wives to find out that you are a scumbag, do you?"
People are like this. We are not afraid of you being strong, we are just afraid of you being perfect!
No matter how powerful a person is, as long as you have a weak spot, you can be defeated!
Haruhi discovered that the two little cuties she coveted were Mo Ming's weak spots, and could be used to attack Mo Ming. Although this made her inexplicably unhappy.
"You, this little idiot, are really not cute at all!" Haruhi's words were so harsh that Mo Ming even felt the memory of his own death attacking his brain.
"Now we are Sakura people, not Nihong people!" Kasuga said that two years ago when a guy was collecting rags and picking up garbage for a living, Nihong was no longer there. Now this place is called Sakura region, just a region, not a country.
After all, in this world, no one can withstand the Kryptonians collecting junk.
The reason why it is called the Sakura Area instead of the Chrysanthemum Area is because in the eyes of the big guys, the chrysanthemum is probably an organ. The Chrysanthemum people said that they like to play, but don’t want to be one, so in the end they chose to be Sakura people, even if they have to pay copyright fees (the pink-haired underworld princess passed by).
"Tsk!" Mo Ming expressed his disdain. A dog will always eat shit. In this place, only his wives are nice. Otherwise, why do you think a Kryptonian can make a fortune by selling junk?
"..."Haruhi understood someone's disdain, otherwise their place would not have become a cherry blossom district.
"I'll let you go this time." Thinking of the painful days of collecting junk and picking up garbage, Mo Ming's mood worsened a little, and his interest in teasing Haruhi was much less.
"Thank you so much!" Haruhi rolled her eyes speechlessly, and decided that she would dare to do it again next time! As for the consequences of seeking death? It's not like she hasn't done it before, at most she can just think of it as being bitten by a dog!
"You're welcome." Mo Ming waved his hand to indicate that these were just a small thing.
"..."Haruhi was speechless. Does this person not understand sarcasm?
"Let's go, I'll take you to eat something delicious." Mo Ming felt that he still had to use "nothing is wrong" to comfort his disgusted heart.
"..."Haruhi felt so confused!
Who taught Mo Ming to think that delicious food can buy people off?
Soon, Haruhi found out who taught Mo Ming.
Chapter 11 True Teachings in One Sentence
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The restaurant is a real restaurant. Maybe the owner is not a modern person, but the shareholders are definitely modern people. Therefore, no matter how retro the decoration of this restaurant is, it is very modern. At least there will not be the restaurant scenes where the heroes in martial arts dramas often stay.
When Mo Ming entered the door, Feng was already eating under the invitation of a pink-haired foodie.
Well, at this moment, Risa was holding a bitten chicken leg and serving as a background behind them.
"Ah! Ming-chan, long time no see!" Youyouzi with pink hair and blue clothes greeted Mo Ming in a friendly manner, then picked up a roasted chicken and finished it in one gulp without even spitting out the bones!
"Long time no see, Youyouzi." Mo Ming said that every time he saw Youyouzi eating, he would have a strong appetite. He just wondered if Baiyulou would have another fiscal deficit? Would Zimei have a headache about which country to go to to pick up money?
Moreover, Mo Ming always felt that it was a loss for the live broadcasting community that Youyouzi did not do food broadcasting. After all, Youyouzi never wastes food!
"They're not glowing dishes. Isn't Chef Xiao here today?" After admiring Youyouzi's binge eating for a while, Mo Ming discovered that although the dishes on the table looked good, they did not glow at all and were obviously not made by Chef Xiao!
As we all know, Xiao Dajia has a bad habit when cooking, which is to cover the food with the pot lid. Then when serving it to the guests, as soon as he opens the lid, a golden light will emerge into the sky, commonly known as glowing food.
So when you eat in the restaurant opened by Xiao Dajia, you can see if there is any golden light and you will know whether the dish is made by Xiao Dajia himself.
"Youmu is back and is now learning cooking from Chef Donut. These are all Youmu's works~~ They are all very delicious foods~~" Youyuko, who was overeating, explained to Mo Ming with a happy face while Konpaku Youmu was serving the dishes.
“???” Mo Ming was confused.
Situation 1: Konpaku Youmu is serving the food at her fastest speed, with a sullen face and a sour smell all over her body;
Situation ②: Youmu is learning skills, and the food she makes is almost as good as Chef Boy's top-notch cooking skills, except that it does not glow.
So Youmu has two = half-soul clones come true?
This is neither scientific nor a fantasy!
Reimu, this is a mutation! Hurry up and get to work! !
"It's me." A faint voice sounded from behind Mo Ming.
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