As she was talking, Suzumiya Haruhi discovered that a certain European and American cute girl seemed very delicious, and she wanted to tease her, which should be very interesting!
I have to say that in terms of aesthetics, she, Haruhi Suzumiya, still admires a certain pervert!
"Don't do anything rash, this is my wife!" Mo Ming decisively hugged Benjo Feng in his arms to protect her.
Although his memory is not very good, Mo Ming has not forgotten Suzumiya Haruhi's strange hobby - she loves women!
"What do you mean your wife? She's mine!" Shiromine Risa on the side couldn't take it anymore. This pervert is just bad! She's obviously her childhood sweetheart, and her wife! Even if she wants to touch her, it's her, Shiromine Risa, who should do it! !
"What do you mean by yours and mine? Even you are mine!" Mo understood Baifeng Lisa at a glance, "Lisa, my dear wife, you really have no self-awareness at all!"
Not only does he have the European Emperor's wife and Risa's wife, he even plans to collect Mai and Yui as well to form a 4A harem scenery!
Otherwise, what else could he do with his invincible life?
Rule the world?
"You are the one who has no self-awareness!" Suzumiya Haruhi on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so she raised her fist as big as a clay pot and smashed it, vowing to stage a scene like Lu Zhijie beating Zhen Guanxi.
"Haruhi-chan, violence is wrong." Mo Ming, who easily dodged Suzumiya Haruhi's attack, said sadly, "I don't remember raising you like this."
"..."Suzumiya Haruhi.
"..." Shirakine Risa.
"..." Maple Honjo.
As soon as Mo Ming's words, which sounded like those of a demon or devil, came out, the surroundings fell into silence in an instant.
Chapter 7: Instincts Engraved in Genes
"You guys are so boring." Mo Mingyi sighed sadly, "As a young man, you don't even know how to play memes."
"Who's playing dad jokes with you?" Shiramine Risa almost threw her schoolbag at someone's face.
"Vulgar and lousy plot!" Suzumiya Haruhi also looked unhappy. Even though three years have passed, she still won't forget the fact that she mistakenly recognized her father! Just like a person who is no longer a chuunibyou doesn't want to recall the past experience!
"Well, it is a little bit." Mo Ming felt that he might have chosen the wrong scene, which caused this joke to become a bad one. Obviously, Dai Wei could play this joke well.
"But one day, I will make you kneel down and call me daddy!" Mo Ming never doubted this. The Kryptonian tycoon was so confident.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Shiramine Risa was the first to disagree.
"..." As someone who has some understanding of someone's strength, Haruhi Suzumiya feels that Shiramine Risa is a bit like Prime Minister Cao now.
Mo Ming noticed Suzumiya Haruhi's silence. He suddenly laughed extremely meanly and ran to Suzumiya Haruhi's side in an instant. He nudged her with his shoulder and said with a mean smile: "Hehe, I told you, someone still understands my strength."
"Get out of here!" Suzumiya Haruhi pushed Mo Ming away with an unhappy look on her face. She felt that she shouldn't think so much. It would be better to just play dumb and fight back!
"Risa, you see, there are still some sensible people here." Mo Ming ignored Suzumiya Haruhi's resistance, and instead challenged Baifeng Risa with a smug look on his face.
"..." Mo Ming's hint was so obvious that Baifeng Risa discovered that the teammate she originally thought was quite reliable was actually a pig teammate, and seemed to be a tsundere who had been debugged and educated!
"I didn't expect you to be such a show-off!" Shiromine Risa sighed sadly, "Looks like I can only rely on myself to protect Kaede-chan!"
"What? You have no idea how perverted this guy is!" Suzumiya Haruhi was irritated by Shiromine Risa's expression. She pointed at Mo Ming with an unhappy look on her face and said to Shiromine Risa: "Even if I can break a telephone pole with one punch, I still think I can't beat him!"
"Ah!? What did you say? Breaking the electric pole? Is this something a human can do? Are you sure this isn't some chuunibyou fantasy?" This was a lot of information, and Shiromine Risa felt like she couldn't understand it.
"I'm not a tennis player. I've actually studied tennis." Suzumiya Haruhi said that after being frightened by someone, she suddenly realized that she was indeed very weak and had no ability to protect herself when facing bad guys. So she took advantage of the free time to practice for a while and got to know several trainers of the same age who were preparing to become armed detectives.
"I still think it's unlikely. This isn't a virtual game. How could a person break a telephone pole?" Shiromine Risa thought it was too far-fetched. "You think breaking a few tiles for performances is possible, but breaking a telephone pole is absolutely impossible!"
"..." Suzumiya Haruhi felt that it was really difficult to chat with people from different worlds!
At least when Suzumiya Haruhi was chatting with Senior Sister Xiaolan, she never doubted whether the other party could break the bridge pier.
"..." Looking at the look of Suzumiya Haruhi who looked down on her speechlessly, Shiromine Risa felt an unprecedented pressure for no reason.
"Okay, let's just assume that what you said is true." Shiromine Risa decided to try to believe what Haruhi Suzumiya said, but then new problems arose!
"What do you mean just treat it as true? It is true!" Unable to bear Shiromine Risa's false trust, Suzumiya Haruhi slapped the guardrail pillar next to her. When her hand moved away, a slender palm print appeared on the metal pillar.
"...Okay, it's true!" This time, Shiromine Risa really believed that there were masters in this world.
"It's true!" Suzumiya Haruhi seemed to be very disgusted with Shiromine Risa's affirmation, but in fact, she was probably very happy in her heart - this is the feeling of showing off in front of others, this is the feeling of pretending to be awesome! So cool!
At this moment, Suzumiya Haruhi began to understand why Mo Ming liked to scare her so much back then!
"Then the question is, you already have such fighting power, why are you still bullied by that pervert?" Shiramine Risa pointed at Mo Ming and questioned Suzumiya Haruhi.
He almost pointed at Suzumiya Haruhi's nose and called her a coward!
"Here!" Mo Ming, who had been watching the show for a long time, felt that it was his turn to perform. As usual, he stuffed a diamond as big as a pigeon egg into Shiromine Risa's hand.
"..." Therefore, the more Suzumiya Haruhi practiced, the more she felt that the gap between her and Mo Ming was huge, so huge that it seemed like an unbridgeable chasm.
"Do you think you can bribe me with just a diamond?" Although she said that, Lisa still took the diamond from Mo Ming with super fast speed.
Women are just like dragons, they love all kinds of shiny things.
"A token of love!" Mo Ming said seriously to Baifeng Risa.
"Oh! I don't believe your nonsense!" Shiramine Risa played with the diamond happily and didn't believe Mo Ming's nonsense at all. After all, they were rivals in love, not lovers, so what kind of love could they have!
"Okay, then I'll give you a token of love next time." After saying that, Mo Ming turned around and stuffed a diamond as big as a fist into Benjo Feng's arms.
"..." Haruhi Suzumiya discovered that someone seemed to like giving handmade works of his own as tokens of love to deceive cute little girls.
"RUA~~~ Even if you give Feng-chan a bigger one, I won't be jealous!" Shiromine Risa said proudly with her hands on her hips, "We are rivals in love!"
"Hehe, Lisa, my dear wife, let me tell you something." Mo Ming approached Lisa in a servile manner.
"Don't call me wife! Asshole! We are love rivals!" Shirafeng Risa stepped hard on Mo Ming.
Mo Ming simply ignored Baifeng Lisa's weak attack, then gave her a thumbs up, showing a row of white teeth, and praised: "Lisa, my wife, you are so cute when you are so proud!"
"Tsundere, sister!" Shiromine Risa exploded, "Who is the tsundere monster?"
"That's what Xieli Xie said!" Mo Ming covered his mouth and laughed.
"..." Suzumiya Haruhi said that she understood what he said. It was really weird!
"Are you a pervert?" Shiramine Risa's face turned dark, and she decisively protected Honjo Kaede, who was also obsessed with the big diamond, behind her.
"No!" Mo Ming denied with a smile.
"I don't believe it!" As a love rival, how could Shiromine Risa believe what Mo Ming said?
"He's just a warrior of love and cuteness!" Suzumiya Haruhi decisively launched a backstab.
"Isn't this still perverted!" The furious Shiramine Risa dragged the cute Honjo Kaede and retreated ten meters.
“I’m not a pervert, I just happen to like cute people.” Mo Ming retorted, “Besides, becoming a warrior of love and cuteness is human instinct. It’s an instinct engraved in our DNA!”
"..." This time, even Suzumiya Haruhi escaped.
"Hey, hey! What's wrong with you? Anyone who has studied biology knows that what I said is the truth! Everyone loves cuteness, otherwise human beings would have disappeared in the long river of history long ago!" Mo Ming felt that there was nothing wrong with him. Although he did not study biology in depth, he still learned the basic biology knowledge very well.
The fact that male humans like little cuties is recorded in their genes, because the survival ability of human cubs in ancient times was too weak, especially the little cuties. It cannot be said that they have no fighting power, but it can be said that they are simply in the presence of Shokuhou Misaki! In the primitive society, they would be sent in minutes.
As we all know, humans are a bisexual species. Only men cannot pass on offspring, and a lack of women will also lead to the extinction of the race. Therefore, in order to ensure the inheritance of the race, human genes have recorded the ability to become a warrior of love and cuteness, so that more combative men will be closer to and protect the little cuties in their hearts, thereby ensuring the continuation of the race.
As for the groups that did not do so, most of them became extinct.
The above is the truth that Mo Ming recognizes.
Chapter 8: Strange Logic
"No matter how much you say, it can't change the fact that you are a pervert!" Baifeng Risa, who is used to confronting Mo Ming, will not believe Mo Ming's lies, otherwise she will be led into trouble in minutes.
"Lisa, you are prejudiced." At this moment Mo Ming finally understood why it is said that the prejudice in people's hearts is more terrifying than ghosts.
As a human being, how could he resist his genetic instincts? He was weak and couldn't resist his genetic instincts, so he obeyed the guidance of his heart... Ugh! No, it was obeying the guidance of genes. Isn't that normal?
Isn’t she - Shiromine Risa - just opposing just for the sake of opposing?
By the way, this kind of character that opposes just for the sake of opposing, can we make use of it, for example:
Mo Ming: Lisa, I don’t want you to be my wife anymore!
Risa: No, I want to be your wife!
Of course, Mo Ming can only think about it. If he really does it, he will be labeled as a scumbag by Risa in a few minutes. Maybe one day he will be like Makoto, a good ship...
"Mingjun, aren't you coming to Sobu High School?" At this moment, as a member of the 4A scenic line and a model of cuteness, Honjo Kaede does not dislike the fact that her dear is a cuteness control. It can even be said that her dear is a warrior of love and cuteness, which is really great!
"After all, I promised Mio that year." Mo Ming doted on Honjo Kaede and patted her on the head. "A real man should honor his word. If you promised someone something, you should do your best to do it."
“But, women’s clothing…” Feng Benjo felt that Mo Ming’s women’s clothing was really a bit too much.
Although Mo Ming looks very handsome, he is different from those who are androgynous. As a super Kryptonian warrior, Mo Ming's bloodline not only makes him grow to 1.9 meters tall, but also makes his whole body full of the scent of sunshine.
Even though Mo Ming's muscles don't look as exaggerated as the governor's, their lines are also extremely cold and hard. It is obvious that he is not suitable for women's clothing from his appearance!
“Sakura High School is no longer a girls’ school, but I’m the only male student there.” Mo Ming said with a smug smile, “As long as I buy the school, I can attend it even if it’s a girls’ school. It’s totally different from that guy Mizuho Miyakoji!”
"Huh? Can it be like this?" Honjo Kaede said she was shocked for a whole year!
“Yeah!” Mo Ming nodded proudly. “Originally, I wanted to go in dressed as a woman, but they refused. After all, my figure is not as thin as that guy Mizuho Miyakoji.”
"I didn't expect you to be so self-aware!" Lisa and Kasuga were shocked! They thought Mo Ming was narcissistic and thought he was perfect no matter what he did!
"I didn't expect you to look at me like this. I'll keep this grudge for now!" Mo understood the two of them, and then continued to say to Benjo Feng proudly: "So in the end, I had no choice but to buy the school."
"Huh?" Feng Honjou couldn't wrap his mind around it for a moment.
"As long as the entire school is mine, I can change the girls' school into a regular school, and then recruit myself in on a pilot basis." Mo Ming said proudly.
As for what happens next?
Later, he would not recruit boys to this school! If a girls' school recruits boys, they won't even have a place to go to the toilet! What's the point of recruiting them? Let them learn how to practice bladder explosion?
"Wait, didn't you say you were a poor guy and had no one to turn to in this world?" Shiramine Risa on the side looked as if she had seen a ghost.
It was because this pervert had used such an unreliable reason to get into Honjo Kaede's house! Although this guy won a super prize unscientifically and achieved personal financial freedom, he was only free for a while. After buying a house and going on a honeymoon, he didn't have much left.
"It's true that I don't have a penny, but that doesn't seem to have anything to do with the fact that I'm not poor." Mo Ming tossed the gold brick in his hand, "And there's no one I can turn to in this world, and Haruhi-chan can testify to that!"
Hearing this, Shiromine Risa looked at Suzumiya Haruhi for confirmation.
"..." Suzumiya Haruhi was speechless, but finally nodded in approval, acknowledging that someone was an alien with super powers from another world's future. After all, that person really didn't look like a human at all!
"Then where did you get the money? Rob a bank?" Shiromine Risa felt very upset. She originally thought it was just a shameless pervert, but she didn't expect it to be the shameless Xiao Hei. Everyone is in danger this time!
"I picked it up." Mo Ming didn't find anything strange at all.
Isn't it a blessing that all strong people can have to pick up money in the Land of Sakura?
Don’t all the great masters do this kind of thing enough?
He, Mo Ming, a super Kryptonian warrior, can reach the level 7 star level once he starts cheating. He feels he is qualified!
So Mo Ming started by selling junk, such as "Miss 10" and the like, and sold them all to the young girls on the tank track. Using this as a starting point, he expanded and became stronger and created greater glory!
In Mo Ming's eyes, all the warships floating on the Sakura Sea were packed up and sold, and the sika deer that were occupying other people's property were also cleared out. He was simply a savior on earth, full of compassion!
Mo Ming's logic is very simple:
On Sakura Island, a tank with people on it → not the owner → cleaned up → a tank with no one on it → scrap → no one claimed it → picked it up → sold it;
Ships with people on the Sakura Sea → not owned by the owner → cleaned up → ships with no people → scrap → unclaimed → picked up → sold.
Unfortunately, DC's Superman didn't think of this, otherwise he wouldn't have to rely on the criminals in Metropolis to gain merit.
“Can you tell me where you picked it up? I want to pick up some too!” Although Baifeng Lisa felt that Mo Ming was treating her like a fool, she also wanted to get rich! After all, even though she was a young lady, she didn’t actually have much pocket money!
After all, the richer people are, the more stingy they are - Kotobuki Tsumugi's family has never bought expensive snacks, they were all given to them by others!
"In the early days, I started my business by picking up some junk, but later I found a lot of abandoned banknotes in a cave. After counting these banknotes, I found that this could make money faster! So later I changed to treasure hunting." Mo Ming talked nonsense seriously.
"Did someone hit you with a biubiu?" Haruhi Suzumiya who was standing by also reacted. What the hell, it was picked up, it was basically robbery! The only person in the world who can talk about robbery in such a fresh and refined way is probably Mo Ming! Satan must have your portrait tattooed on his back!
"It's okay. I will avenge myself on the spot." Mo Ming patted his chest, his face full of pride.
As a super Kryptonian with super powers from the future of another world, Mo Ming has developed the habit of taking revenge on the spot and never keeping it overnight!
"..."×3
So it was you who caused the gas leak at Sakura Bank!
Chapter 9 The aroma of delicious food
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