The anime starts with opening the Kryptonian cheat

"Kisara-chan, you are so greedy! You actually prayed to become a perfect creature!" Haruhi (﹁“﹁)

"Unfortunately, this is not realistic!"Tendo Kimura╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Hmm..." Kasuga(.oˇ?ˇo.)

"What's wrong?" Tendou Mugen (O_o)??

"Maybe it can be done!" Haruhi (???)?

"Really?" Tendo Kimura (???)

As a vengeful Shura, Tendo Bokusara doesn't even mind transforming into a demon in order to gain the power for revenge.

"Remember the little loli that pervert brought to school before?" Haruhi asked.

"Is it the little Lolita named Fran-chan who makes people feel that scrambled eggs with tomatoes is inexplicably like that?" Tendo Mu fell into deeper thought.

Because the impression is so profound!

At the beginning, she thought it was a cosplay, but after searching, she found that there was no such character on the Internet. She knew that something was wrong!

"Yes, it's that Fran-chan who is unaware of the dangers of the world!" Haruhi nodded to indicate that Tendo Mu was not mistaken.

"She's really not cosplaying!?" Although she had guessed that it might not be cosplay, she was still very surprised when it was confirmed.

"It seems to be a vampire demon." Kasuga remembered something like this, "If it's a vampire, it must be able to produce offspring! After all, that's how it's played out in the movies."

"That's right!" Tian Tongmu echoed.

"╮(╯▽╰)╭It's a pity that Fran didn't come with us today, otherwise I could have asked her directly!" Haruhi sighed slightly helplessly.

"Yeah!" Tendo Mu nodded in approval, a hint of burning desire flashing in his eyes.

"I'll ask for you tonight. I think Fran-chan shouldn't mind having an extra servant." Kasuga felt that this was not a big deal. After all, with Mo Ming around, even if Fran-chan's strength was not enough to develop offspring, Mo Ming would definitely help as long as she was willing.

"Thank you!" Tendo Mu felt that Haruhi was a ray of savior at this moment, so dazzling!

"There's no need to thank me between us!" Kasuga (??ω?)ノ(._.`)Tendo Mugen "But..."

"But what?" Kisara looked at Haruhi with confusion, even with a hint of worry in his heart.

No matter what it is, the most frightening thing is a failure!

"Kisara-chan, have you really decided?" Haruhi asked seriously.

"What have you decided?" Tendomu looked at Haruhi even more confusedly.

"Eternal life!" Haruhi almost glared, "Have you decided on eternal life?"

"Eternal life?" Tendomu blinked his eyes even more cutely, totally unable to understand why he suddenly gained eternal life!

"Compared to the short life span of humans of only a few decades, the life span of vampires can be regarded as immortality in a sense!" Haruhi said with emotion, "Don't be fooled by Fran-chan's appearance of a cute little loli, she is actually a 495-year-old vampire loli!"

"Now I only want the power of revenge. If that is the price, even if it means going to hell, I'm willing to pay it!" Although he didn't quite understand, Tendo Mugen still firmly chose power.

"╮(╯▽╰)╭ Well~~ If you like it, then you'll regret it later, so just let the pervert help you kill yourself." Kasuga didn't care. She felt that she still had a long way to go before she could achieve immortality, but she certainly wouldn't be alone.

"Can Lord Mo Ming do it?" Tian Tong Mu frowned slightly, because in her understanding, vampires seemed to be quite difficult to kill. For example, the vampires in the neighboring Demon T-zone Shenxian Island were known for their tenacious vitality.

"This is amazing!" Haruhi╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Hmm?" Tendo Musara (O_O)?

"You don't even doubt that Fran-chan can turn you into a vampire, so why do you doubt whether a pervert can kill you?" Haruhi (.oˇ?ˇo.)

"Hmm..." Musara (?_?)

"What's wrong?" Haruhi [●?A｀●]

"Haruhi-chan..." Kisara(?_?)

"Hmm?" Haruhi (.oˇ?ˇo.)

"You kill this, is it serious?"

"(.o_o)......" Kasuga

"o_O || What's wrong?"

"Kisara-chan!" Haruhi (??ω?)ノ(._.`)Kisara

"(OдO;)..." Kigeng

"(.oˇ?ˇo.) You are not serious!" Haruhi

"..." Kisara

"..." Haruhi

"(ц｀ω?ц*) Weren't you the first to be disrespectful?"

"(｀Д?*) What's wrong with me?" Haruhi

"[○?｀Д??○] That's not proper!"

"Is there...is there any?"

"(￣へ￣) Yes!"

……

"Wait, let's put these aside for now. I think I found out why this pervert is paying attention to this side!"

Suddenly, a ray of pink entered Haruhi's field of vision, and she discovered something extraordinary.

"(ー`?ー) Pink hair?" Tendo Kisara also noticed what Haruhi saw.

But she was a little skeptical. It was just pink hair. Even if it was rare, was it really worth Mo Ming’s attention?

"It's definitely not the pink-haired one!" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Tendo Kitsune, then stood on tiptoe and quickly and silently approached the pink-haired one.

Chapter 285: Haruhi's mouth-to-mouth kill!

"The pink-haired guy in front, raise your hands and stand facing the wall! You have been arrested by Detective Suzumiya!"

"..." Although he looked like a villain no matter how you looked at it, Tendo Kimura still chose to stand on Haruhi's side and blocked the pink-haired girl's way.

"..." The pink-haired girl who was attacked from behind by Kasuga looked at the pair of claws that covered her front armor in confusion and began to doubt her life.

"My guess was right!" Haruhi skillfully used Eagle Claw to attack the pink-haired man's front armor while complaining, "This wave armor must have a softening engine. It doesn't even have any fluctuations, but the feel is surprisingly amazing. It's simply cheating!"

"Eh-"

After a long time, the pink-haired cat who was attacked finally screamed and struggled in panic, but it was of no use!

"No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!" Kasuga's smile is more evil than Wei Xibao played by Stephen Chow. Even the Silver Demon would tattoo her portrait on his back if he came!

"Xiao! Help me!" The pink-haired girl cried for help to her childhood sweetheart who appeared in the corridor.

"Asshole! Let Saya go!" A male high school student named Komuro Takashi rushed out roaring!

"Wow~ You want to interfere in our affairs and stand against me? Sbaras!" Haruhi (???) "What an incredible boy!"

Haruhi was laughing so hard, if she wasn't afraid of being hit on the head by Mo Ming, she would have wanted to improvise the famous scene 'The Taste of Lies'!

But it doesn't matter. If she can't perform the feeling of lying, she can also perform 'X Currently', for example, [Mage's Hand] tightly grasps the key points for protection!

“Hmm~!——~~” Saya Takagi, who was attacked suddenly, let out an incredible chant.

“o(*////▽////*)qLet go...let go, let go of Saya!” Because Takagi Saya’s singing was so sexy, the fake pure and virgin bitch Komuro Takashi’s face turned red in an instant!

He has never played...

Ah! No!!

He never knew that his spare tire could be so tempting!

This is simply too much!!

"Hoho! It seems you don't know your place!" Haruhi smiled disdainfully.

"..." Because Haruhi's smile was so evil, Komuro Takashi didn't even dare to yell!

"You feel like you've been cheated on!" Haruhi laughed madly.

"No..." Komuro Takashi, whose heart was blown, knelt down suddenly!

"Because the childhood sweetheart who promised to marry you chose your best friend!"

"don't want……"

"They're dating!"

“No…no…”

"You must book a room and stay out all night when dating a girl!"

"no, do not want……"

"The young man who shared bad reading with you could stay up till dawn!"

"don't want……"

"A high school boy who just wants to have fun wants to do everything! He'll do anything!! Front and back, top and bottom, cream puffs!"

"No! Stop talking!"

"Li! My Li!!!"

The kneeling Komuro Takashi pounded the floor and screamed out in pain, completely breaking down!

"Oh! Boring!" Haruhi curled her lips in disdain, "You dare to show off your fighting ability with such strength!"

A mere piece of X-worm-brained trash dares to disturb the mood of the great goddess Haruhi. I'm afraid he doesn't know how to write the word death!

"Devil... You are a devil!" Although Takagi Saya was heartbroken for her beloved, for some reason she felt a little happy in her heart! It was as if she was about to get high!

"Haruhi-chan, I never knew you were such a great talker!" Tendo Kimura also said that he had learned something new!

"o(*￣︶￣*)oIt's just child's play! If a pervert came, he would be kneeling on the ground crying!" Kasuga said that she was still not as good as Mo Ming, and was even inferior to Shokuhou.

"Hey hey~~" Tendo Mu agreed with a smile, and then whispered in Haruhi's ear: "Haruhi-chan, how did you know the other person's privacy? After all, no one would sing about these things!"

"Why not?" Kasuga rolled her eyes at Tendoki. "In the pervert's country, there's a singer he hates so much who wrote a song about his own cheating story and sang it everywhere. He even got the title of Prince of the Party!"

"..."Tendo Kimura really didn't know there was such a weirdo, but the scumbag in front of him who was just about to collapse was obviously not the kind of idiot who would write a song about his experience of being cheated on and sing it everywhere.

"But these are not important. What's important is, when did you learn to read minds, Kasuga-chan?" Tendo Mu asked curiously.

"It's not mind reading, it's just a little bit of reasoning. But if you want to meet someone who can read minds, I can introduce you to someone!"

"That's not necessary." Tendo Mu rejected Kasuga's kindness without even thinking about it, and then asked curiously: "Kasuga-chan, can you tell me about your reasoning?"

"Are you curious?" Kasuga looked at Tendo Kisara with surprise. She always felt that she seemed to want to prove her image as a stupid beauty!

"Hmm! (???) I'm super curious!" Tendoki couldn't understand the surprise in Haruhi's eyes, but he was more satisfied with the stars in his expectations!

"What about you?" Kasuga asked Takagi Saya.

She had a hunch that the pink-haired guy was interested in the guy who was breaking down and crying on the floor!

I just don't know if you have given up now?

"I..." As a tsundere, Saya Takagi's heart was full of struggles!

"It seems like you all want to listen, (*￣︶￣) I will explain it to you in detail!" Haruhi showed the smile inherited from Sandwich-chan.

(???)Tendou Kigen

(???)Takajo Saya

"First of all, there are two types of high school boys: those who want to learn and those who don't! The one in front of me obviously doesn't want to and doesn't need to learn!"

"Yeah!"*2

"So there are only three reasons why these people are unhappy: lack of money, lack of love, and lack of care!"

"Yeah!"*2

"This man in front of me is strong, but has a gloomy face. He is obviously not a scoundrel who is short of money, nor is he a bullied person who is short of care. So I am sure he is short of love!"

"Yeah!"*2

"There are two types of people who lack love. One is like a pervert, who is extremely hungry!"

"Haruhi-chan, be careful. If Lord Mo Ming hears you, you'll be in big trouble!"