"Are you thinking about something bad? Are you going to do something bad like Hentai?" Seeing Mo Ming's super obscene smile, the super sensitive Haruhi instantly got angry. If she wasn't restricted in space, she would have kicked Mo Ming in the face with her feet to let him know what it means to be physically stepped on in the face!
"How could that be? I'm such an upright person, how could I have such perverted thoughts? It's impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"(ー`?ー)"Haruhi didn't believe Mo Ming's nonsense and activated the [Death Stare]!
"~(ˉ▽ ̄~) la la la~~" Mo Ming, whose facial defense exploded, didn't care about Haruhi's [Death Stare] at all, and even his smile gradually became more immoral.
"I'll let you go this time, open the door quickly!" Haruhi, who was helpless against Mo Ming's shamelessness, chose to let him go first, planning to take revenge when she had the chance!
"(?????)Okay!" Mo Ming's intuition told him that he should stop, so he sincerely and happily opened the door for Haruhi to go home and loosened his arms.
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi snorted in dissatisfaction and kicked Mo Ming's shin again before leaving.
"(*^▽^*)Hehe~~" Mo Ming didn't care at all about Haruhi's sneak attack.
Not to mention that it was just a mere kick, which didn't hurt or feel anything at all, the verbal battle just now was worth the return ticket!
Although he had felt the [Hand of the Mage] more than once, Mo Ming still wanted to see the real situation, so he chose to watch.
When Mo Ming blocked the portal and looked out, he happened to see Haruhi opening her equipment warehouse, which was a drawer full of built-in equipment!
"(?????)Haruhi wife~~" Mo Ming issued a call of love!
"What's the matter?" Haruhi was almost frightened to death when she was suddenly called. It wasn't because she was timid, but because when doing such a private thing, her nerve sensitivity was amplified!
“Can we buy some cute equipment next time we go shopping? The ones we have now are too plain!” Mo Ming (?????) offered his suggestion.
"(╬◣д◢) Cute peat! Pu Su, you are the jungler!" Haruhi [○?`Д??○] "Do you want to buy some winning equipment that Kuroko is so keen on!?"
Haruhi, who once thought that she would never have useless negative emotions like anger, was almost driven to a cerebral hemorrhage by Mo Ming!
If she had not been scared by Mo Ming three years ago and had not possessed strong self-control, she almost lost control and smashed the built-in armor in her hand into Mo Ming's face!
What kind of people are these? How dare they make such an outrageous request so brazenly? Do they have any shame?
"Although Kuroko's winning equipment is world-famous, there's no need to praise it! I really can't appreciate it!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭ "After all, the most tempting thing is not nothing, but hazy ~ looming ~ half-hidden ~ reluctant to accept ~"
"o(▼皿▼メ;)o Oh~ You know a lot~" Haruhi felt her three spirits jumping up and down, her palm almost crushed the cutest piece of built-in armor she had just taken out.
Mo Ming made a slight gesture and said modestly, “Not as much as you think. I just know a little bit~a little bit~~that’s all~~~”
"No one praises you! You super pervert!!" Haruhi, who could no longer bear it, roared at Mo Ming!
“╮(╯▽╰)╭Oh my~ My wife Haruhi is just a young girl with a fresh face. We are already an old married couple, so we don’t need to care about these useless details~~” Mo Ming (ˉ▽ ̄~) looked like he was saying something.
"(.o_o)" Looking at Mo Ming's despicable look, Chun Ri was so angry that her teeth were itching, but unexpectedly she did not deny Mo Ming's statement about the old couple. She just glared at Mo Ming angrily, waiting for him to disconnect voluntarily.
“Σ(⊙▽⊙“AWhat’s wrong? Why are you looking at me stupidly?” Because his defense was so strong, Mo Ming took the initiative to ignore the possibility that Haruhi was angry and regarded this unkind gaze as a stupid glare.
"Of course it's closed, you little cutie~~" Faced with such a shameless Mo Ming, Haruhi was so angry that she almost burst into cursing!
Although I know that even if Mo Ming closed the portal, I can still see it if I want to, but often times, deceiving myself is also a way to get rid of troubles, isn't it?
“Well…(╯▽╰)Okay…” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
Then choose to turn around and continue blocking the door.
“(.o_o)…”
Seeing this, Haruhi's anger bar finally drained a little, but she was still very angry.
"You are absolutely not allowed to look back, otherwise..." Before changing equipment, Haruhi gritted his teeth and prepared to warn Mo Ming.
"What else?" Mo Ming asked curiously without turning back.
"..." This question really stumped Haruhi!
Because Kasuga found that when facing Mo Ming who was in a shameless state, it seemed that she had no way to threaten Mo Ming at all!
After all, the guy in front of him is a super Kryptonian warrior with super powers from another world in the future. Once he becomes shameless, his physical and mental defense and resistance are ridiculously high, and his moral bottom line is extremely flexible and changeable. He perfectly interprets what it means to be invincible if you are shameless!
"Haruhi, my wife?" Since there was no response, Mo Ming called out again.
"Don't peek! Otherwise I'll bite you to death!!" Haruhi was so angry that he could only think of this way to teach Mo Ming a lesson.
"Wife..." Mo Ming (???)
"What's wrong?" Haruhi
"Can this pronunciation be written separately?" Mo Ming (???)?
"(ノ`Д)ノGet out!" Kasuga ヽ(#`Д?)ノ┌┛〃 Mo Ming
Although she didn't know what it meant to write the words separately, after all, she was not Qiong's sister, but Haruhiko instinctively felt that this was not a serious thing, so she refused without even thinking about it!
Chapter 283: Haruhi: What heavy-tasting things have you watched?
Haruhi, who was so angry at Mo Ming that her teeth were itching, found that she couldn't kick him. It was impossible for her to do that in front of him, even if it was Mo Ming's back.
The sound that might be made when changing equipment was enough to make her feel ashamed, not to mention having to be on guard against Mo Ming turning around at any time.
Finally, Haruhi had no choice but to run to the bathroom with the equipment that needed to be changed.
On the way, they met Mrs. Suzumiya. Seeing her old driver's smile, Haruhi was so angry that she almost jumped up and hit her on the head - she was smiling so obscenely, she must be thinking nothing good!
After changing her equipment, looking at the brushed built-in armor and the middle-level protective device, Kasuga fell into silence. The black air rising from her back was full of oppression. Before deciding to retaliate, she thought she should hide the replaced equipment first!
Mrs. Suzumiya would never take the initiative to help with the laundry on a normal day, but Haruhi was sure that if she didn't hide this set of equipment that didn't have time to be washed, Mrs. Suzumiya would definitely take the initiative to wash the clothes, and even look at her at night with that smile that seemed so obscene and immoral no matter how you looked at it.
Just thinking about that scene was enough to make Haruhi's nerves tremble for the whole day, and it was so scary that it made her head buzz.
So, in order to avoid such a scene, Kasuga felt it necessary to hide the replaced equipment.
Since they were going to hide it, home was naturally not safe, so Chunri made the boldest decision - to ask Mo Ming to help store it temporarily!
Haruhi did what she thought and hurriedly stuffed the two replaced pieces of equipment into the changing bag, tied the bag tightly, then ignored Mrs. Suzumiya who asked her to have a cup of tea before leaving, and came behind Mo Ming with a cold face.
Mo Ming, who heard Haruhi's footsteps but didn't hear her voice, turned around and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"Help me put away my clothes!" Haruhi tried her best to look expressionless, but a slight blush gradually appeared on her cute face.
After all, just because you dare to do something doesn't mean you can ignore it.
"A gift for me?" Although he didn't see the perspective, Mo Ming could guess that this was the equipment that Haruhi had just changed off, and it might still be warm from body temperature!
"How is that possible?" Haruhi rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction, "Just keep it for now, and you must return it to me in the evening!"
"Oh~(?????)Okay~~" Mo Ming smiled happily and reached out to take the bag from Haruhi's hand.
"Don't peek!" Because it was embarrassing to think about it, Haruhi emphasized it again when she really handed the bag to Mo Ming.
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded quickly like Teddy, and smiled a little dog-like!
"(ー`?ー) Tsk——" Haruhi couldn't help but frown, but she was the one who proposed the matter in the first place, and if she regretted it now, it might be even more embarrassing, so she had to suppress the unhappiness in her heart. It was so annoying!
"Don't worry, honey! I still know what's important!" Mo Ming snatched the bag from Haruhi's hand and threw it into his private space without any reluctance.
"(ー`?ー)" Although Mo Ming's words sounded nice, Haruhi remained skeptical. It was not that she did not believe in Mo Ming's character, but that she did not believe in the bottom line of his moral principles!
"Wife, think about it, which one is more important, you or the equipment you replaced? You must be more important, right?" Mo Ming stretched out his hands to hug Chunri's slender waist, lowered his head and rested his forehead against Chunri's forehead, and said to her with a smile: "I will never do such things as buying a casket and returning a pearl, picking up sesame seeds and throwing away watermelons! After all, I have you, what state of equipment can't I copy?"
"But I still doubt the limits of your moral integrity. What should I do?" Chunri did not resist Mo Ming's intimate behavior, and even felt a little happy in her heart.
But even though she was happy, Haruhi still didn't quite trust Mo Ming's integrity. After all, he was a weirdo who could use weird logic to pick up garbage in the Sakura area until it was scrapped.
"You can rest assured about your wife~" Mo Ming (ˉ▽ ̄~)~~ "Look, isn't Lisa's wife the same as you now? Look, isn't there anything wrong with her?"
"That's true..." Haruhi felt relieved when talking about Risa - after all, she was the one who got hit the most, and she was the first to be hit during the first parallel casting.
"After all, I'm not a perverted fetishist. How could I possibly covet your equipment?" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"Of course you won't take our equipment! What you took away are our people! You bastard harem king!" Haruhi, who heard the implication of Mo Ming's words, glared at Mo Ming with dissatisfaction, and the shyness and worry in her heart were put aside.
"Wife, you really understand me!" Mo Ming showed a pleasant smile, and while pulling Haruhi from her boudoir to the health room of Fujimi Academy, he closed the space door.
"Let go! How long do you want to hold me?" Although Mo Ming's actions were not obvious, she was still discovered by Kasuga. In order to maintain the image of the great Kasuga, she had to show resistance even though she was reluctant.
So arrogant!
"Until the end of time!" Mo Mingchao answered seriously.
"Hmm..." For a moment, Haruhi was very moved. She felt like she was immersed in illusory happiness and her whole body was floating in the air, but she soon came to her senses.
Because it had only been a few minutes since the oil leak and equipment replacement incident, an inexplicable sense of shame made Haruhi's brain instinctively reject this unreal happiness!
"What's wrong?" Seeing Haruhi's speechless expression, Mo Ming asked curiously.
"You said you'd hold me together till the end of time?" Haruhi (ー`?ー)
"Yeah!" Mo Ming (?????)
"What about drinking water, eating, and going to the toilet?" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)
Mo Ming (???)
This touched upon his blind spot.
You can feed it by drinking water or eating.
But it seems we can’t go to the toilet together!
Putting aside the issue of the pit position, just this statement reminded Mo Ming of a famous scene from a certain heavy-tasting anime he had watched before, called Human Centipede, as well as a famous saying - If you don't even dare to eat the feces of the woman you love, and you still say you love her?
"What's wrong? Nothing to say?" Haruhi (▼⊿▼)
"How about I give in a little? (?????)? At least hug for eight hours a day?" Considering various situations, Mo Ming felt that he could probably give in a little.
"No! What's the difference between that and conjoined twins?" Haruhi, who has not yet suffered from love-brain, said that this kind of sticky life is not what she wants.
“ヽ(?~`;)…” When he heard the word conjoined, Mo Ming remembered the heavy-tasting scene that he had just recalled, and his face turned pale instantly!
"(O_o)?? What's wrong?" This made Haruhi confused.
"Whenever I hear about conjoined twins, I think of a heavy-tasting TV series I watched before. I want to vomit..." Mo Ming ORZ
"(ーー;) Stupid pervert, what kind of obscene things have you watched?" Haruhi didn't know what to say for a moment!
"You don't even dare to eat the feces of the woman you love, and you still say you love her?" Mo Ming_:(??`」∠):_
"(ーー;) What a strong taste..." Not to mention Mo Ming, even Haruhi almost couldn't hold back when she just heard these words.
"I regret it now. My immature curiosity is killing me!" Mo Ming_:(??`」∠):_
"Don't say that anymore..." Haruhi covered her ears and quickly fled the scene.
“Kigara…” Mo Ming turned his gaze to Tendo Kigeru, whose face turned pale as he watched the show.
"Sorry! Goodbye!" Tendo Mu ran faster than Kasuga, worthy of being a strong man who could use the sonic slash.
It turns out that being a middle school student is not a good thing, otherwise she would have relied on her own strength to kill all the enemies with a single sword!
"Oh~~ Teacher, I seem to have forgotten to punch in~~ Go punch in first~~~" After seeing everyone running away, no matter how naive Marikawa Shizuka was, she knew that it was time to follow the crowd and run away!
"Master!" Ikaros(??ω?)ノ(._.`) was unclear.
Chapter 284: Tendo Kimura: You kill this, is it serious?
Kasuga, who escaped first, was about to go find Busujima Saeko and the others, but before she could make any move, she heard the footsteps of Tendo Kisara from behind. She couldn't help but ask curiously, "Kisara, why did you run out too?"
"Although I haven't had much contact with Lord Mo Ming, I know from the information that everyone occasionally mentions that he is not only a willful person, but also has a very bad personality. I'm afraid that he will suddenly corrupt me!" Tian Tongmu spoke his mind very honestly.
Because when she looked into Mo Ming's eyes, she found that he seemed to have made up his mind. In this situation, it was obvious that he wanted to drag her into the water!
Even a powerful person like Mo Ming can't withstand the information pollution, and Tiantong Mu doesn't want to see it himself. After all, he might really die if he tries it!
"Hmm...that's true!" Originally, Haruhi should have stood on Mo Ming's side, but thinking back on Mo Ming's bad taste, perhaps Tendo Kimura's worries would become a reality, which is scary to think about!
"Who said it wasn't?" Tendo Kimura┓(??`)┏, and then asked Haruhi: "Where are we going now?"
"I want to see if there are any interesting people here? What about you, Kisara?" Kasuga (???) "That bastard pervert is so familiar with this place, there must be something that caught his attention!"
"Let me go with you." Tendo Mugen (?????), "How do you know that Lord Mo Ming is familiar with this place? I can't see it at all."
"As soon as we got here, he dragged you to find that idiot school doctor. Isn't the result obvious?" For a moment, Kasuga felt that she was standing at the commanding height of intelligence and overlooking Tendo Kimura.
"Really?" Because he was confused throughout the whole process, Tendo Kimura really didn't react for a moment!
"Hmm! I didn't expect that you, Kisara-san, look so smart, but you're actually a stupid beauty. You're unexpectedly cute!" Haruhi nodded, and then →_→ Kisara.
"Haruhi-chan, one thing I've learned in my short life is that the more calculating a person is, the more likely they are to fall into unexpected situations..."
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノAre you planning to stop being a human?" Kasuga(???)?
"If possible, I hope to be a vampire who is not afraid of sunlight!" Tendo Kimura (????)
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