Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

The fake girl's expression was even weirder, she didn't show any disappointment at all, she smacked her lips, looking confused, "They...are actually willing to enter the Crystal Palace, how is this possible...From what I know, Fortuna is the most arrogant woman, how could she possibly fall for you?!"

"Really!"

Seeing her half-believing and half-doubting look, and also hitting herself in the process, Lin patted his chest unconvinced and said, "Since you are very familiar with Forle, you should be her friend, right? My online name is What the Devil Do If You Can't Do Calculus? Does it sound familiar?!"

"It's really you!"

Pallas finally believed it about 80%. He opened the cube and looked at his friends list. He stared at the sand in front of him with stupid eyes, motionless, his mind in a mess.

Fortuna... that little bitch who always slanders her, actually joined the harem with the head of her death team who ntr'd her? !

Judging from what Lin said, she is not even the principal wife!

Bah! Shame on the world of gods!

It's a pity that this little bitch always shows off in front of me, always complaining about her identity, her cleanliness and her virginity and making up rumors. Haha, I didn't expect that.

Wait... so, even if I add... humph, that's impossible, how can I, a top-level god, be someone else's mistress? !

Now that Fortuna, that lucky bitch, has helped me get Rin back... I feel quite accomplished.

That's right, ntr! ntr!

What’s wrong with having a wife? Can’t you just snatch her away?

With his miraculous brain circuits, Pallas finally solved the doubts in his heart. He was instantly overjoyed, energetic, and even the corners of his mouth curled up in joy, as if he saw his mortal enemy Fortuna crawling under him, looking at her and Rin's intimate appearance with a green face.

Although Rin didn't know what was going on in Pallas's mind, his smirk was very creepy, and she immediately felt uneasy all over as if she had done something wrong.

"So, brother, I have a wife and a daughter, so if I cheat... no matter what the other person's gender is, it is absolutely not allowed!"

The last sentence did not play any remedial role. Pallas had fallen into extremes at this time. He didn't care what he said. He just supported his chin and squinted his eyes, looking creepy.

"Brother... ahem, Pallas."

"I understand."

Pallas was gentle, stretched out his hand to straighten Lin's collar, and said softly: "Don't worry, brother Lin, I won't dislike you just because you are a scumbag."

"Huh?! Hey, hey...if you want to talk, please talk nicely instead of making personal attacks!"

……

After that brief conversation that lasted ten minutes, Rin, who failed to be a scumbag but was instead beeped, felt that... this transvestite Pallas was getting in heat more and more often.

For example, in one hour, at least forty minutes were spent staring at him with a scary look similar to the one his girlfriend gave him, and another twenty minutes were spent cultivating feelings with little Jack... aspiring to be a good stepmother who gets along well with her stepdaughter.

Damn, I’ve said everything I needed to say, why does this guy seem to be getting even worse?

Moreover, his cheap sister-in-law Percy was not at home, and there were only three people in the carriage. Pallas did not seem to be as reserved as before, and would occasionally make moves.

It was not until the convoy reached the nearest gathering area in the polar desert to prepare for rest that Lin, who got off the car, exuded a sense of depression and despair.

Pallas, on the other hand, was full of energy and in a very good mood.

This journey was so damn interesting.

She knew that Rin was a straight man, but she was still very cunning and teased him in various ways by posing as a man, making stupid Rin so angry that he got mad every day, and she was in a very happy mood.

However, Pallas's method of training pets is unique in the world of gods. She knows very well that such things are excessive, and forcing too harshly will make Lin explode completely, so her actions are still hovering around the bottom line of principles.

At that time, just create an opportunity, reveal the gender and identity, and then force her to have sex. Wouldn't it be easy to take her down in one go?

Pallas was calculating in his mind, and with a smile on his face, he followed Rin along the corridor to the room that QAQ had prepared for Rin. Before he could get in, his vision went dark.

The door was ruthlessly closed, almost hitting her delicate nose.

Touching his nose innocently, Pallas raised his head, glanced at the door, and smiled smugly.

It looks like this silly boy is about to be driven into a corner by himself... Tsk, I have plenty of ways to make you surrender.

Today... is a good opportunity. While Medea is away, let me make some arrangements.

Lin hugged Jack and leaned against the door, her face full of fear. She didn't breathe a sigh of relief until Pallas was far away.

"This fake girl... is so damn scary. My dear daughter, when we get out of the Exile Desert, don't hesitate, run away!"

"Good! He always monopolizes Mama."

Little Jack doesn't recognize anyone except Rin, including Pallas who has taken care of her wholeheartedly in the past ten days. He has no status in her heart. She is just an ungrateful little boy who only recognizes her mother and cannot be tamed by anyone else.

Lin, who has been "bullied" and teased recently, was deeply moved and picked up little Jack, kissing her little face hard, making the little loli giggle non-stop. Only in this way can she slightly reduce the chill in her heart.

How should I put it…Although I was teased, chased, forced into marriage, and raped by girls before, they were cute and pretty girls after all, and I could accept it in my heart. Who would have thought that the world would become even worse and even transvestites would not be spared? !

Have you ever seen a male protagonist in an X-anime who is a fake girl? !

...Wait, it seems that there really is one.

The gathering area where the group was located was remote and dilapidated. Because it was close to the desolate polar desert, life there was more difficult than for people in other places.

Only those who have offended others or are wanted by other gathering areas will gather here.

It's like being exiled to the desert and being driven here, fighting for your life every day.

The arrival of Lin and the others did not cause any commotion.

It was the time of sandstorms in the polar desert, so there were not many people there. The remaining people were packing up their things and temporarily wandering in the desert away from the poles, not willing to come back until the one-month sandstorm period was over.

Lin had just arrived and had not had time to rest properly when something big happened that night.

Ps: I have a big mouth... I didn't expect that I would really mumble when I just said I might, and I don't even get the full attendance bonus because I have used up all my leave applications.

Emmm, the reason is that I just went back to my aunt's house in Shanghai. It was so cold at night. I played for two hours in the long night and caught a bad cold. I took two Tylenol pills every four hours. I wanted to sleep as soon as I took them. I didn't want to move for two days in a row. I feel much better today. The cold is not healed yet, but it's no problem. That's it.

I had always thought it was a cold, but when I was taken for a check-up on the 26th, I found out it was typhoid fever, so I had to be hospitalized_(:з」∠)_. I'm still in bed, but I'm not feeling as bad as before, and my intestines are okay. I'll probably be discharged from the hospital in another week (maybe even shorter, the doctor said it depends on the situation), and the phone has returned to me from my dad.

I'm really sorry for the delay of so many days.

But starting from today I will try my best to catch up. Although I can't face the screen for too long every day, there is no problem in keeping updated.

Finally, it is definitely not as serious as you think, so don’t worry (??????)??.

Chapter 77 I have a sister who is naturally beautiful and capable!

Official update! Wow! I have to disinfect all the things I have used, infectious diseases and so on. It's so sad.

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There was singing and dancing in the gathering area.

With the long tune of the Asan flute, accompanied by the slow drum beats and slow dance steps, several leaders and local people happily danced the Momo dance.

This is a traditional program of exile in the desert, similar to the hula dance performed by the natives of the Hawaiian Islands in Oceania on the original earth. Both are used as festival and welcoming dances, but the movements are slower.

Lin sat there with a frown on his face, with a mask on, so others couldn't see his expression at all.

He had to admit that at this moment he really wanted to pick up the bowl as big as Youyouzi's oppai next to him and dump it on their heads, causing it to explode instantly.

What the hell is this jump of Mmp?

Each of them has well-developed muscles and strange looks. Can you imagine this group of big men wearing only desert robes, cotton and linen turbans on their heads, twisting their waists and exposing their thighs while dancing?

The point is, the dance is still so graceful and enchanting.

Hiss... If this girl danced, she would be so sexy and cute. Damn these gay guys!

Lin held the box of remote-controlled bombs tightly, frowning, still thinking about when to throw them to the center of the venue and blow all these weirdos into the sky.

Emmm, you won’t die anyway, so just blow it up. I’ll pay for the medical expenses!

Thinking of this, Lin took out the instruction manual and just turned a page when someone suddenly grabbed the clothes on his back. His eyes blurred and the scene around him moved forward rapidly.

The whole person seemed to be dragged by a reinless karaoke, bypassing other people's tents and adobe rooms, and was directly dragged into the largest room in the center before he stopped.

Lin sat on the sofa in a daze, looking at the familiar luxurious large-screen home theater in front of him, and almost thought he had traveled through time and space.

"Mom~"

Little Jack released his claws that were holding onto Rin's clothes and quickly climbed into his arms, rubbing against him.

It was only then that Rin realized what was going on and touched her head.

"Tsk, that's what I said. If it was someone else, how could I not be able to sense any aura at all?"

I just don't know who this well-behaved and cute little Jack learned this trick of running on the ground like a drag from. He was dragged a hundred meters away before he even felt anything.

Lin reached out and took off the mask, looked around, and asked curiously: "Why are you alone here? Where is Pallas? Didn't he say before that he would watch a horror movie with you?"

"Auntie Pallas, she just went to take a shower."

Little Jack put his arms around Rin's neck and whispered a reply, but Rin pinched his nose as soon as he finished speaking.

"Stupid, I've told you many times to call me uncle."

"She's my aunt..."

Little Jack smiled and let Rin pinch her nose, squinting her eyes without arguing.

Rin didn't have any other thoughts about this. After all... in Jack's eyes, her gender... Tsk.

……

Rin was playing with little Jack in the outer room, while Pallas was hiding in the bathroom, putting out a small water bed and lying on it to study.

She has countless treasures, and although she has obsessive-compulsive disorder and arranges them by category, there are too many one-level, two-level, three-level, and N-level items to count. Even if she uses the search library she made, it is not easy to find a product that is not often sold.

For example, she was so bored that she bought a lot of aphrodisiacs from Aphrodite, such as the Amulet of Cupid, Water of True Love, Crazy Angels, Buddha's Mortal Heart, and Flies.

Tsk, remember what that bitch said at that time?

No matter whether you are a man or a woman, as long as you use the props well, there is no lover that you cannot catch up with and no god that you cannot have sex with.

Of course, for the queen of sales, advertising slogans are completely unreliable and are just a means to deceive customers. They definitely have an effect, but it is definitely not as great as she exaggerates.

If Ciri were here, she would definitely feel the same way and give Pallas a thumbs up.

There is nothing wrong with this analysis. Most of them are "only subject to the actual product" three-no products. The best things are only available in Athena's hands.

Well, then how big is the difference between the real thing and the advertisement?

For example, let's say you bought a Dududududu fly, and used it on a spirit girl according to the instructions, she would of course burst out with the power of spring, but the time... Tsk, even the lowest-level spirit can recover within ten minutes.

If the buyer had just gone up at that time... how embarrassing it would be.

Moreover, the so-called daily continuous use will make girls fall in love with you... is also nonsense, because... everyone will have... drug resistance.

If this example is not vivid enough, then we have other examples that happened around us.

That bad loli from Cupid clan who smokes, drinks, and dyes her hair, holds the arrow of love, which is also Aphrodite's signature item. However, the duration of the love does not last long, depending on the individual constitution of men and women, as well as the attraction of other opposite sexes.

Or how do you say that a forced marriage is not sweet? Most of these matching marriages have no good ending, either the man dies or the woman dies, or the man and woman fall in love with someone else, or they are crushed under Mount Hua, or separated by the Milky Way, or something like that.

So, Pallas knew that these things were not very effective.

The reason why it is taken out is of course for another purpose.

Thinking of the plan he had written and directed in his mind, Paras couldn't help but smile.

Those kind of forced sex and night raids are just low-level things that only X-anime bitches do, okay? I have plenty of ways to make Rin fall in love with my unique First Saint Cloth and battle skirt without losing her virginity or forcing her!

……

Lin was watching a horror movie with his daughter. He was enjoying the movie while eating from the family bucket.

Little Jack had no reaction to the ghosts in the horror movie and even had time to touch and fondle Rin.

Come to think of it, these artificial Sadako and Kayako sisters, in front of a serious vengeful spirit like Little Jack...

That means she's putting circuits in front of Misaka Mikoto's door and wearing women's clothes in front of Rin Jingu!

As soon as Pallas arrived in the living room, he saw Rin and little Jack, father and daughter, playing in parent-child cartoon one-piece pajamas. One of them had an ordinary 2D young man wearing glasses printed on his pajamas, while the other had a little guy wearing an unknown hamster cloak printed on his pajamas. They looked quite a good match.

This heartwarming scene made Pallas, a divine being who had never had parental love since childhood, deeply moved.

If she were to be a mother... I believe she would be a good mother, no less than Hera. At the same time, she would be much better than Hera in being a stepmother.

"Are you getting ready for bed so early?"

Pallas sat down next to Rin with a smile, pretending to be very familiar with her and was about to put his arm on Rin's shoulder, but Rin, who was on guard, dodged sideways and could only laugh dryly.

It can be said that although Lin may not be good at other things, he is very good at dressing up as a woman and defending himself against wolves.