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"Of course... ahem! Why are you asking so many questions like that? You played hard last night, so get some rest today."

After squeezing Jack's little face into a bun, Lin pretended to be fierce and gave her a scolding, not noticing Pallas's astonishment at all.

…wtf! ?

This silly boy actually has a wife?

How... How is this possible?! I've never heard of a prokaryotic organism having a girl willing to marry him?

This is so unbelievable and exciting that it's like a paramecium marrying a goddess!

Pallas, who originally wanted to confess, had the words stuck in his throat and couldn't utter a word for a long time. The feeling of loss in his heart was beyond words, as if all the strength in his body had been drained away, and he instantly lost his energy.

Silly boy...you already have a wife, what else can I do? !

There was a drama of father-daughter and secret love going on inside the car, but the scene outside the car was still harmonious.

These most capable leaders ride on magical beasts that are far superior to those of others, so they are extremely fast and can clear the way quickly. They clear out all the monsters along the way, providing a lot of convenience for the subsequent large forces, making them very suitable to act as vanguards.

QAQ was riding on a pitch-black monster with fangs that looked like a camel and an ostrich. He looked at the car where Lin was sitting in the middle with a face full of grievance.

He would twist his butt from time to time to make Bibi feel better.

Many days had passed since he had been punished by having his beeping needle smeared with cooling oil. Even now, he still felt the swelling and pain in his beeping needle, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Oh...it turns out that I still have to try to please His Highness more. No one wants to experience this kind of punishment a second time...except for masochists.

The no-man's land actually refers to the extreme area of ​​the desert, which is also the most dangerous area on the entire planet.

There is only daytime here, no night, and the surface temperature can reach as high as ninety degrees. In other words, surviving here is really no different from walking on an frying pan.

Some extremely terrifying scaly creatures live in such a harsh environment. Adventurers who accidentally enter the polar regions or come here to collect materials have a survival rate of less than 20%. Most of them encounter lava flows and monsters, and no trace of their bodies is left.

There is still some distance from the pole, the temperature has begun to rise, and the daytime hours are getting longer. Fortunately, the 11 people present, including Jack, are no ordinary people.

As a strong person, you can survive even if you don't drink water for several months, but it will be more uncomfortable.

At Lin's request, everyone was equipped with space equipment.

In the Exile Desert, space equipment is extremely expensive, and these things are already the limit of what the leader can offer.

Of course, they did not carry it for themselves, but to pass through some canyons or other places suitable for rest, mark them and leave supplies.

Afterwards, the leaders who followed them could continue to expand the rest area and add supplies, mainly for the large troops in the rear.

In addition, gathering areas are built near the poles and ruins to facilitate the conquest of the ruins and the transportation of supplies.

This was supposed to be a huge and arduous task, but for the exiles, who were far more powerful than the people on Earth, it was a simple task.

For example, when Zone 32 was building a square and expanding the gathering area, the workload was so huge that it was completed in seven or eight days. I believe that the large forces that came later could easily build temporary gathering areas.

Lin only needs to lead the leaders of the eight gathering areas and rush all the way to the ruins to complete the first stage of the mission.

So, now comes the question…

The polar region is so big...where are the so-called ruins?

Pallas has been acting mysterious all the time and refused to say anything. Now he looks distraught. Lin called him several times but there was no response, which made people very worried.

"Brother?"

Lin reached out and pushed Pallas again, and this time, she was finally awakened from her thoughts. She raised her head with a tired face and looked at him. Her purple gem eyes, which had been shining, now looked extremely dim.

"What's wrong, brother? Is there something wrong with the curse!?"

Pallas shook his head, opened his mouth, thought about it, and then closed his mouth. The feeling of breaking up before even falling in love would make even a veteran in the love field lose consciousness, let alone Pallas who was in his first love?

At this moment, she looked like a cat that had just undergone a sterilization operation and was barely alive and had no energy.

At this moment, QAQ rode a black camel close to Lin's magic car, knocked on the car gently, and whispered: "Your Highness, it's already noon, and there is still a long way to go. Would you like to take a rest? I have prepared a sumptuous meal for you."

"No, hurry up and make the most of your time. We are not even one-fiftieth of the way there yet. Don't just think about having fun."

"…Your Highness is indeed a man of high character and firm conviction. I am far behind him. Let the others hurry up."

They were not ordinary people and did not need to rest or anything. Under Lin's order, the other people also sped up.

……

Three days later, the group had already taken a detour via Area 52 (the gathering areas were not numbered in order in one direction) and had walked nearly one-fifth of the way.

Pallas's complexion now looked much better, but he was still a little gloomy. When he looked at Lin, he always had a thousand words to say, but he couldn't say anything when they came to his lips.

Lin didn't know what had happened to her. No matter how many times he asked her, she refused to say anything. He could only wonder in his heart.

After driving at the fastest speed for three days, the monsters that served as a means of transportation were exhausted as dead bodies. As soon as they stopped, they lay on the ground and gasped for breath. They were tired, hungry and thirsty.

Except for Jack who was hiding in the workshop, the ten people began to set up camp, preparing to have a good rest tonight so that Warcraft could recover some strength.

Seeing that they had prepared the food, Lin returned to the car, opened the door, and looked at Pallas with concern: "Brother, the food is ready. Come and eat some first and have a good rest. I see that brother has been in a bad mood these three days and has not had much rest..."

Pallas, whose body is similar to that of an ordinary person, has reached his limit. His lips are pale and peeling, and his face is as white as wax. He looks like he is terminally ill and is extremely pitiful.

"Um……"

This time, Pallas did not refuse. He was helped by Lin to slowly get down from the car, sit under an umbrella, and drink herbal tea from a cup.

Except for Pallas, no one knew about the existence of little Jack. Rin could only prepare QQ Stars and children's meals for little Jack and send them to the car.

After feeding her, Rin was about to leave when she saw a transparent cube lying quietly in the corner of the empty seat next to her.

This... seems to be something that Pallas often holds in his hand. Maybe he dropped it?

Lin grabbed the transparent cube, which was only as big as a Poké Ball, in his hand. Before he could feel the touch of the material in his hand, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a screen similar to a holographic projection was projected on his retina.

Various images on the screen flashed before Lin's eyes like a slide show, and when he looked again, he realized that they were things similar to APP icons.

This... could it be the Love Crazy Pain Plus used by the divine world?

Seeing one of the pictures highlighted, Rin's eyes just focused on it, and the picture was automatically opened. Looking at the logo and text that popped up on it...it turned out to be a divine version of the encyclopedia.

This software is very smart... upon closer inspection, it seems like an offline version of Baidu Encyclopedia!

Lin was just thinking about how to input the question when Pallas's historical search records suddenly came into view.

"What should I do if I fall in love with a married man? What is the success rate of NTR?"

"..."

Chapter 76 I seemed to have pressed a strange switch

"..."

Lin's heart was trembling, and his head was full of one question...

Who is the so-called married man? It's so pitiful that he was targeted by a gay transvestite.

Thoughts were racing, Lin parted the curtain and peeked outside. Pallas was still in a daze, holding the cup.

Out of curiosity, Lin swallowed and directly selected the historical search record, wanting to see the answers given by the gods.

In fact, it is inappropriate to call it an encyclopedia... It should be called Baidu Knows, which is a super large knowledge base of questions and answers from gods, and it is in offline cache mode.

For example, Pallas's question cannot be posted online, but you can look at other people's questions and answers.

Those who answer the questions are basically gods and big guys who are rich in experience and emotions.

"Anonymous questioner: Last time when I went to visit my best friend, I met one of his followers. He was my type and I fell in love with him right away. Later I found out that he had a wife. I want to ask, do I still have a chance to have a relationship with him? What is the most appropriate way?"

"No one would object if I said my husband is the biggest scumbag among the gods, right?: Theoretically, there is no problem. You have to know that no male god can control his lower body. All he has to do is seduce him, hey..."

"Ran Deng, Ran Deng, Ran: The man upstairs, you seem to be deliberately trying to make me laugh."

"The Biggest Shit Scooper in Heaven: As we all know, monks are no longer men. Let's not talk about that for now. I think your success rate is very low."

"One Qi becomes Three Pure Ones, the original big bitch: Erlang Zhenjun is right. First of all, you have to consider your appearance and charm. If you are not good enough, you have to compare your power and strength... Isn't that what NTR is?"

"One breath becomes three pure ones, Tongtian dead loli: Tongtian fake breast loli, get out of my way!"

"One Qi becomes Three Pure Ones, Junior Sister, stop arguing: ...Here I come again... (Headache)."

"Lucky Tuna: Bah! How dare you post such shameless behavior as stealing someone else's husband? I, Fortuna, despise you stupid yellow-haired people the most! You are as disgusting as that person in hell!"

"Holy Light Glory Six-winged, cool and powerful actress Seraphim has been in the entertainment industry without a single defeat: Oh, isn't this Fortuna who shows off her chat records and affection every day? How come... she was actually ntr'd? Congratulations, Coca-Cola~"

"I am Lucifer, the Lord of Death: Humph! Bitch Forrest, Lassie Raphael."

"Ah~ I am really awakened by my own beauty every day~: You can also choose to join Crystal Palace (laughs), then you won't have so many worries~"

"Flower Kiss: Aphrodite, date?"

"How to become stronger without spending money: Bitch Asmodeus, hottie Lucifer."

"I am Lucifer, the Lord of Death. Gabriel, you haven't left yet. Didn't you say that you have committed a serious mistake and will be sent to a side world to be punished?"

Since Lucifer posted, all the rest have been useless little loli scolding each other, not even enough to fill the word count.

Rin smacked his lips and checked the question time. It was indeed when Fortuna contacted him again after being disconnected from the Internet... All the stories began after her return. Thinking about it now, he was filled with nostalgia.

Rua! Now the point is, what on earth does Pallas want to do? !

No... No, the target is not me! ?

As if he had suddenly been enlightened, Lin's IQ and EQ suddenly increased, and he slammed the seat as if he had just woken up from a dream.

Yes! That’s right!

Now that I think about it, it seems that the time when Pallas became depressed was right after I told little Jack about Kaguya... ahem.

"Mama!"

Seeing that Lin was in a daze, Little Jack suddenly lay on Lin's back, put his head on Lin's shoulder, and asked curiously: "What are you looking at, Mommy?"

"Nothing, dear girl, what would you like to eat?"

"Mmmmm..."

"No, next one."

After feeding, Lin jumped out of the car, playing with the transparent hexahedron in his hands. His eyes inadvertently glanced at the melancholy Pallas, and his heart shuddered.

Alas... my brother is good in every way except his sexual orientation... I can't accept it and I can't afford to offend him.

Now is a critical moment. If I run away just because of a personal problem, I would be a real bad person... We should have a good talk. If it doesn't work, I should just bear with it and keep my distance. I can run away after the matter of the ruins is completed.

By then, if we are separated by huge distances and can't see each other for a long time, I believe this immoral brotherly love will be able to be straightened out again!

Lin still has great hopes for this smart and beautiful transvestite.

Lin walked to Pallas's side with a little hesitation, handed the cube to Pallas, and tried to look innocent and kind: "Brother, your things were left in the car."

"Ah."

With an indifferent response, Pallas took the cube and seemed to find something wrong. He glanced at Lin suspiciously, but didn't say anything.

Rin was not used to Pallas's sudden distant look. She waited for a while, and after thinking it over, she decided to give him some advice.

So he sat down next to Pallas and whispered, "Brother, I have something to talk to you about."

"I'm not feeling well today. If it's serious business, let's do it another day."

"It's not a serious matter..." Lin moved his butt and approached Pallas again, saying earnestly, "I really have to get these things off my chest."

The question is how to start the conversation and what tone and vocabulary to use to avoid making the other person unhappy?

If you directly say "I'm not a gay, brother, please don't have any ideas about me", you will probably be beaten to death. It turns out that you should use indirect means to save the country.

"You said."

Pallas had a cold expression, his eyes still fixed on the cube in his hand, and no one knew what he was thinking.

"Well... it's like this, brother, we were in the hot spring before..."

Before Lin finished speaking, Pallas suddenly raised his head and said angrily: "Don't mention the hot spring!"

God knows where she gets such a bad temper from. The thoughts of a transvestite are indeed as hard to guess as those of a girl.

"Okay, let's not talk about it. What I want to say is that I didn't explain some things clearly. For example... I have three fiancées, two of whom are pregnant, and four girlfriends... Hey? You are familiar with Fortuna, right? She is also my girlfriend. You should have heard of Yanma Ai, right? She is also my girlfriend."

See, I have so many wives and all kinds of big men. You are a transvestite and have no chance. Give up the idea of ​​being gay.

"What?" Pallas was shocked. "Fortuna's little girl... the boyfriend that the woman shows affection to every day is you?"

"Ok!"

"..."