Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"It's over... wuwuwu, it's over. I accidentally got cummed. What should I do?! I'm not ready to be a mother yet!"

Lin didn't understand what was going on, and didn't know why this guy was crazy, so he urged impatiently: "Let's count the money first."

"Wow, Oppa must be disgusted with me for having a child. Wow, I don't want to either. When I get excited, I..."

"hurry up!"

After finally buying the weapons, Rin didn't even look at the other weapons like the bat dart or the American Captain Shield. He just pulled Reimu and left.

At this time, Reimu was still confused: "What was that jellyfish doing just now? Why was he so crazy?"

"Who knows...wait!"

A light bulb finally lit up in Rin's head, and as she thought about the conversation and reaction of the jellyfish, the corners of her mouth twitched.

"Well... jellyfish are hermaphrodites, just like peach blossoms and cherry blossoms. So just now... I guess... I gave myself a virgin injection."

"!!!"

Her ears were seriously polluted, Reimu's face turned pale, and she felt another layer of malice in the world.

This damn underwater world has been full of malice since the moment I arrived here. How can I, a young girl, tolerate this?

"Where to go next?"

"Let's go take a look at the magic scrolls and other props."

Like Reimu, Rin looked at the entire Bikini Bottom, including the indigenous creatures inside, with disgust on her face.

Fortunately, the magic props in the underwater world are cheaper than those in the previous Owl Kingdom and Ice Kingdom. For example, the space props are also larger, averaging fifteen or sixteen cubic meters, and the price is not very expensive.

Unfortunately, we both have our own space, so we just bought a few as souvenirs or gifts, and we didn’t plan to use them.

I shopped a lot along the way and also found out a lot of things.

The first is that the war-torn Kui transmission center has been cut off, and the second is that even the cities around it have been destroyed. In other words, if you want to get to Kui, you have to start from other surviving areas.

There is a sacred object in Kui Castle that symbolizes the authority of the sea god. Kings have always had to protect the sacred object and cannot leave or abandon the city. They can only guard it with all their might.

Before, we were able to continuously dispatch people for support, but now other places have also been attacked and we are short of manpower. We have no choice but to summon mercenary adventurers, and we have been able to hold on until now. The war is very intense.

It can be said that the journey to Kuiy Castle is indeed full of dangers, but dangers are always accompanied by wealth and opportunities. I believe that the secret of all this lies therein.

By evening, after a whole day of walking around, the two felt a little tired and decided to find a hotel to rest for the night before continuing on their way, following the route to the five-star hotels marked in the travel guide.

In order to save energy at night, the lights in many places have been turned off, and it seems gloomy. Fish are very particular about their resting schedules, and by this time they have almost all gone back to rest, so the originally bustling streets are now empty.

"Just cross this corner and you'll reach the hotel... This is the shortest route."

There was a narrow alley ahead, so the two men quickened their pace and went in. After turning a few steps, they faintly heard the sound of someone talking. They didn't pay attention to it at the time and continued to go deeper.

The two were whispering and laughing, and seemed to be just a playful couple. When Rin and Reimu passed by, they realized that they were a pair of kissing fish heads.

The kissing fish are constantly kissing for at least 24 hours out of 26 hours a day. They are not shy at all when they see passers-by and will temporarily leave the other's mouth.

"Honey, this... this is my baby."

"Mine is ready too~"

The two of them reached into her skirts and pants, rummaged around for a long time, and then took out their gifts with a gentle look on their faces.

Lin had sharp eyes and noticed right away... In their hands... one was a bunch of transparent spheres... and the other was white...

His face turned livid at that moment.

I almost forgot that most fish reproduce in vitro.

Maybe soon... he could see a large pile of floating fish eggs, among which were gradually taking shape salted fish with hands and feet...

Wow! This world is so scary! I want to go home!

Chapter 31 I'm going to wear black stockings tonight so I can't get out of bed

When I encountered something like being frightened outside my body, I felt terrified the first time. But then I thought about it and realized that I could see anything I wanted to see every day in this lazy country, so I didn’t care.

Arriving at the legendary five-star hotel, Rin was quite satisfied with the sea view room. When she went to the Kaiba manager in the lobby to book a room, she found out that the underwater kingdom was very strict in checking the identity of tourists.

I heard that because a lot of things have happened recently, they have issued a strict order to check the passengers coming and going to prevent people with bad intentions from taking the opportunity to cause trouble.

Adventurers whose identities cannot be confirmed can only move within the range from Bikini Bottom to Karinburg, and must undergo various inspections. There is no problem with Rin and Reimu's identities as reporters. The hedgehog cat's reporter badge is equivalent to an encrypted work permit, which is unique and can be used wherever they go.

Manager Kaiba handed the badges to Rin and Reimu in a naive manner, and kept explaining: "I'm really sorry, this is also in accordance with the king's will. Please forgive me for disturbing you."

"It's okay. I understand. The situation is volatile right now, so we should be cautious."

"How long do you two plan to stay? Do you have any requirements for the guest room?"

Lin threw the badge into the space on his phone, glanced at the notice board behind it, nodded and said, "Two presidential suites are enough for one night. We have to leave tomorrow."

After saying that, he threw a bunch of gold coins on the table, and Kaiba put the book into the cash box at lightning speed.

"My lords, please follow me."

As they stepped onto the elevator with Rin and Reimu, Kaiba rubbed his hands together and asked cautiously, "Since you two are reporters from the Hedgehog Cat, I guess you're going to Kui Castle tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah." He had a good attitude, and Lin felt that there was nothing to be wary of, so he said, "But I heard that the teleportation array in Kui Castle has been broken, and the nearest one is the red algae area, so we plan to go there first."

"That's not a coincidence. I heard from the guests that the teleportation array in the red algae area is used too frequently, so it will be closed for maintenance tomorrow and will not reopen until the day after tomorrow."

This was useful information, and Lin didn't make the trip in vain. He nodded quickly to express his gratitude.

After reaching the top floor, Manager Haima showed them two luxurious suites and made a gesture of invitation, saying, "These are the best rooms in our hotel. You two can use them as you like. Since you can't go out tomorrow, you two can spend more time in the castle. I won't bother you anymore. Goodbye."

Reimu looked at the back of Kaiba's head, poked Rin's clothes, and whispered, "Although this manager looks like someone who wants to drink alcohol, he's still a good person."

"Yes, Reimu, go to bed early today. I will take you and Xiaoqi to visit other places tomorrow. After all, this opportunity is rare."

"Ok."

The two smiled at each other and returned to their respective rooms.

……

The beast's long horns brushed past Ciri's body, and she tripped to the ground as she caught it with her spear.

The mammoth-like body was caught off guard and fell to the ground, unable to stand up for a long time. Ciri jumped up and the golden spear in her hand, with a cold and dazzling light, pierced deeply into its heart, and blood splattered everywhere.

He pulled out the blood-stained spear, did a backflip with his feet to get away from the giant beast that had completely collapsed to the ground, and shook it hard to disperse the blood. His movements were still handsome and cool.

The Snow warriors following behind raised their weapons, cheered in victory, and looked at their queen in admiration.

There were constant cheers behind him, but Ciri kept clenching her teeth, looking gloomy and in an extremely bad mood. When she saw the sent soldier returning, she took a deep breath and waved to him.

"Have you found my prince?"

The soldier knelt on one knee, lowered his head and said, "Your Majesty, I went to ask the Hedgehog Cat, but the supervisor was not there. I waited for several days before I saw their people. They said that His Royal Highness the Prince and the supervisor had gone to the Deep Blue Planet!"

Xili's eyes lit up, her expression relaxed, and she raised the corners of her mouth: "This idiot, he didn't even know how to run far... Forget it, I'll forgive you."

After getting the news from Lin, the depression that had been suppressed in her chest disappeared, and she was even a little excited. She usually heard about others traveling thousands of miles to chase their wives, and her own pursuit of her husband for tens of millions of light years might become a story that will be passed down through the ages. When she appears in front of Lin, she wonders what expression that guy will have.

Yeah, I’m looking forward to it!

"I don't know when the next ship will arrive... No, I can't wait, should I sneak across..."

……

Lin, the unfaithful scumbag who is still addicted to the game, of course doesn't know that someone is ready to come to him. He is very happy to see that his character is fully equipped with the newly released magical equipment.

It's still early now, and he's ready to buy Kaguya a set.

On the other side, Reimu was lying on the bed flipping through a travel brochure, tossing and turning but unable to fall asleep.

He opened his phone and looked at his friends list. He wanted to click on Marisa's chat window, but then he thought that this person was probably his love rival, so he paused and continued to scroll down.

Watermelon... No, no, this one is probably a love rival. Married woman Sanae... No, this one is probably a love rival.

"Hey... why is it so difficult to find someone to help me now?"

Looking at Sakuya's avatar again, she looked just like a perverted young lady complex, so she could only shake her head and sigh. She scrolled down to Aqiu, and Reimu's eyes lit up, and she quickly opened the chat window.

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: Ah Qiu, are you there?"

"Knowledge creates life: Ah... Reimu, it's so late, what's the matter?"

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: It's nothing, ahem, are you busy now?"

“Knowledge creates life: Fortunately, after finishing the books, I plan to go to bed.”

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: Let me ask you a question. What do you think should be done to improve the relationship between men and women... ahem, to enhance the relationship?"

A Qiu, who was kneeling in front of the table reading a picture book, glanced at the chat conversation, a strange light flashed in his eyes, he quickly threw away the picture book, and grabbed the phone with great interest.

"What's wrong? Is there any problem in your relationship? Has the president fallen in love with someone else? Or has it been almost a month and you haven't won him over at all?"

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: ... the last item."

Ah Qiu glanced at Reimu's portrait with a look of disappointment, then returned to his dignified and intellectual appearance, and took out a few books such as "Love Manual" and "Thirty-Six Strategies of Love" from the bookshelf beside him and started flipping through them.

She had a photographic memory and flipped through the pages very quickly. She soon found the information she wanted and quickly grabbed her phone, tapping on the screen. "I think this requires skill. No matter what gender you are in a relationship with, you have to have a crush on each other first, then go on a date, and then take the opportunity to talk. This is rational. I'm sure you will have no problem with the first step. The most important thing now is to go on dates often and create an atmosphere."

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: Huh?! I didn't expect you to be so experienced?! How do we create that atmosphere?"

"You don't need experience, Reimu. You should know that knowledge can not only change your fate, but also your love. You can listen to me and ask him to watch a movie. Just imagine, in a dark movie theater, you can only hear each other's heartbeat. What a great atmosphere!"

"On the importance of money boxes and long-term meal tickets: emmm, that makes sense!"

"It's best to choose a movie at night, and then have a romantic candlelight dinner with your partner, and then you can go beep beep beep."

Afterwards, Aqiu sent her a bunch of messages to give her advice, and seemed even more excited than she, the person involved. Reimu felt that what this girl said made sense and kept nodding her head.

Finally, she lay on the bed with her arms and legs spread out, picked up the magazine on the bedside table, flipped through it casually, and finally stopped at a small advertisement column on the last page.

"...Tomorrow night, there will be...a short movie at midnight?!"

She tilted her head and thought about it. The meaning of a pornographic movie was probably an adult movie or something. According to what Ah Qiu said before... watching a movie requires an ambiguous atmosphere or something, so wouldn't a pornographic movie A·VI be better? !

"Then let's go with this..."

Nodding to herself, she opened the travel guide again. There was a couples hotel closest to the cinema... If she was in a hurry, this would be a good choice.

After thinking for a long time, he planned tomorrow's trip according to Aqiu's instructions. After that, not to mention Aqiu, even Reimu herself felt that catching a cricket was a piece of cake. Even ten stupid Rins could be made into something that could not be provoked.

Early the next morning, Rin stayed in bed and continued playing games until Xiaoqi woke up and asked for food. Then he slowly got up, changed his clothes, went to Reimu's door and knocked.

There was no response from inside, and Lin frowned slightly...

This isn't right.

Judging from Reimu's advanced laziness and the fact that she still owes 450, she would never go out unless he pulled her along. Could something have happened last night?

No...no, I didn’t sleep yesterday, so I would have known there was some movement...Huh?

Touching his head, he suddenly remembered that he did hear the sound of Reimu's door opening and closing and her footsteps in the morning, but he didn't pay attention at the time.

"Where did this girl go?!"

Rin grabbed Xiao Qi and anxiously walked around the corridor, ready to find the waiter and the lobby manager to ask about the situation. Just then, the elevator came up and stopped at the top floor, and the door slowly opened, and it was Reimu Hakurei who walked out.

"Reimu, what are you doing so early in the morning...?"

Rin's eyes widened and she took two steps back in surprise. The Hakurei shrine maiden in front of her was wearing a black junior high school girl's sailor uniform, with black hair that was slightly brown hanging down, and if you looked closely, she had a light lip gloss. The most terrifying thing was that her long and slender legs were covered with... black... black stockings!

He was shaking like a sieve at the time, and with a pale face he pointed his finger out: "Who are you? Where is Reimu?!"

Reimu was a little shy at first, but seeing his expression as if he had seen a ghost, she instantly flew into a rage and reached behind her back to take out the Yin-Yang Jade. Finally, Aqiu's chat text flashed through her mind, like a basin of cold water to put out the flames.

"Reimu, although boys nowadays like those with distinct and independent personalities, I still hope that the one I like can treat me gently. Do you understand?"

Very good, gentle... Be gentle. I am a serious witch, an innocent, kind, lovely and gentle clergyman.

So she took a deep breath, lifted her skirt slightly, and forced a gentle smile: "I just thought that we are going to play today. It's not good to always wear the same clothes. Why... doesn't this one look good?"

Seeing her fake smile and her mechanical movements, Lin trembled even more violently. He quickly took out his cell phone, checked the time and game activities, and made sure that he was not dragged into the dream. He took a half step back in panic.

"...You...you, you...are you possessed by salted fish? Or did you make a bet with that girl from Gensokyo and come here to torment me? I'm telling you...black...black stockings and all?"

"Huh?" Reimu was furious at his actions and clenched her fists tightly, "Old... I wear black stockings because I heard that you otakus like this style the most, right?!"

"What the hell! I don't care about black stockings, I really like white..."

When he said the last sentence, Lin suddenly remembered that people who like white stockings these days are basically lolita lovers and cross-dressers, but he is a good boy with upright values, so he quickly changed the topic: "Ahem, black stockings are fine too... Have you had breakfast?"

Although she wasn't praised, she wasn't ridiculed either. Reimu breathed a sigh of relief, and her original anger disappeared completely. She was just a little unhappy, and continued to put on Sanae's gentle and kind smile: "No, let's go eat together?"

"Oh, oh..."