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For example, not far away, a female mermaid with a pufferfish's head and a female mermaid with a salmon's head were arguing with a salmon. It was a complete battlefield.

"Alas, love comes from nowhere, it is so deep, the living can die, the dead can also be reborn... I'm sorry, Anan, actually the one I like is Xiaohong."

The salmon man took a few steps back in disbelief, looking at the two fish women, shaking his head: "You... Huanhuan, you vicious woman, how could you treat me like this!"

The puffer girl's head suddenly swelled up, like a huge mine with needles. "Humph, bitch is just pretentious! Just go away, what's the point of pestering me?"

Lin's face froze, and he looked at the dejected salmon man, shook his head, and it seemed as if green light was coming out of its head.

"No! You can't do this to me! I've done great things for the seafloor! I've shed blood for the planet!"

This is what the head of the sea cucumber that was caught by the underwater police said because of the theft.

"You know that my hands have been used to pull a long bow and tame a fierce horse before, but now they can only stir up trouble in this dark hell."

You subdued a seahorse, didn’t you?

"Brother Mandarin Fish, do you still remember the mantis shrimp in the diving ditch?"

Who the hell wants a Xia Yuhe like this!

"Seventy thousand sisters-in-law, explode one by one!"

Rin blocked out the magic sound attacks from these useless people again, and looked at Reimu with a forced smile: "Let's... go eat first?"

Reimu sighed and rubbed her brows with a headache. From Rin's tone, she seemed to be on the verge of exploding. She could only quietly follow Rin into a nearby restaurant.

"...worm cakes, leech sandwiches, braised amoebas...I should have thought of that earlier...haha."

Lin looked at the signature dishes on the menu, then looked at the salted fishmongers who were eating oversized bugs with a look of satisfaction on their faces, and covered her chest: "I... should have thought of this earlier."

Reimu quickly put a page from the travel brochure in front of Rin and said, "Okay, why are you going to a local fish restaurant? There are many restaurants that serve foreign guests and carnivorous fish, and they are all normal... There is a restaurant called the Krusty Krab written on it, and the crab patties there are delicious, let's go and try it."

Lin came back to his senses, took the travel brochure, looked at the introduction on it, breathed a sigh of relief, and was exhausted: "It seems to be outside... Let's go buy a few packs of underwater survival scrolls first."

After putting themselves and Xiao Qi into water-avoiding status, Rin and Reimu appeared at the exit of the square. It was a door made of a chrysanthemum-like mollusk that could be used to resist the external water pressure.

With a grit of teeth and a stamp of feet, the three people and one beast who came out of the anus, before they could even curse, their bodies involuntarily slowly left the ground.

As soon as I left the square, I felt something was wrong all over. The feeling was between being in water and in air. I could clearly feel the water flowing on my body, but I couldn't touch it at all. There was buoyancy under my feet, but it was not particularly great. I could completely control my body.

It was this wonderful feeling that slightly relieved Lin's originally depressed heart.

Looking around, the artificially made lights floating like balls have lit up the world within a radius of several kilometers. In addition, there are luminous corals and stones. Even with the purple, yellow and blue light, the entire sea still looks beautiful and blue.

From time to time I could hear the sound of flowing water, and occasionally a school of fish passed by, which were quite bold for being food. Faintly I could hear the abyss-like cries coming from who knows how far away.

I don't know if it was the sound of the sea water and underwater rocks, or if there really was a huge monster there. I could only feel that it was very far away. Even if Lin released his consciousness to the maximum extent to explore, he could not reach its edge.

The sea area where they are located is called Bikini Bottom, and the area within a hundred miles is a safe zone. However, the ocean is so large and there are so many monsters that leaving the safe zone means there are many dangers, and life and death are determined by fate.

This planet, which is entirely water, is called the Deep Blue Planet. It is an inconspicuous little planet in the three galaxies ruled by the sea god Phorcys.

When mentioning the god of the sea, everyone thinks of Poseidon, but in fact the original god of the sea was called Phorcys. The name is not very familiar, but he gave birth to a famous daughter... Medusa.

Although the three Gorgon daughters have a father who is a god, they are indeed real demons. Of course, Medusa is a demon who turned into one in the later period. Last time, I learned from Uddiya that she is now one of Lucifer's most valued subordinates.

Later, Lin checked the information in detail and found out that the three Gorgon sisters did not have a good relationship, and Medusa was the only beautiful one. It was thanks to her that the other two sisters could live safely in hell and have their own duties.

This means that Rin might accidentally summon Miss Medusa, who is said to be a pervert, from hell as a servant.

Thinking about their worries, Rin and Reimu walked towards the Krabby Patty fast food restaurant, and learned how to control their bodies under the sea.

This is quite easy for capable people. Just walk along the street for about ten minutes and your body will start to get used to it.

Even outside the central commercial street, there were fish, shrimps and snakes everywhere. Lin kept his eyes fixed all the way and finally came to this hamburger restaurant, which is considered a delicious paradise for travelers and some Haitian creatures.

Thinking that he, the big boss, would have to eat with a bunch of salted fish that were flailing their gills and smacking their lips, Rin felt uncomfortable all over and had no appetite at all. He simply asked Reimu to take Xiaoqi in to buy some crab burgers to take away.

After waiting for a while, Reimu came out with a small bag and handed Rin a hamburger, saying, "I saw a few humans eating it when I entered the store. I think it must be delicious."

Rin opened the wrapper, sniffed it, took a bite, and her eyes lit up.

This is better than any burger he has ever eaten. It is obviously made with crab meat, but the sauce can completely remove the fishy smell of crab and retain the freshness. It is slightly spicy, and with the elastic shrimp balls, it has a full taste.

"Yeah! Great, it's nice to lick your belly when you have nothing to do. I'll buy a hundred more later."

Reimu also took a sip of Coke on the left and a bite of the burger on the right. After finishing, she nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go pack it up in a while. Speaking of which, they use crab meat, but the owner of the store is a crab, and the chef is actually a sponge with hands and feet that can talk. It's weird."

"Huh? So powerful? Then I'll go in with you and take a look."

Just as he finished speaking, there was a loud bang, the earth shook, the water pressure became extremely unstable, air was rushing everywhere, a sharp cry was heard, and the huge force pushed Lin back again and again.

One can imagine how huge the monster that pushed the water this way is.

"The Sea Kings are attacking! The Sea Kings are attacking!"

The sound of the broadcast mixed with human voices made the entire Bikini Bottom suddenly become turbulent. Many people were running towards the commercial center with a shield. The Krabby Burger in front of them was quickly closed, and the sirens stopped blaring.

Fierce soldiers with shark and whale heads dressed in standard military uniforms rushed out, and many mercenaries followed, moving forward courageously.

"Pfft...Sea King."

"Uh." Lin flipped through the manual and looked at it, his expression becoming serious, "On this planet, sea kings are the biggest enemy."

As soon as he finished speaking, the world that was originally as bright as day suddenly became dim. A huge shadow enveloped Rin and Reimu, and even covered the commercial center in the distance.

Chapter 30: This is a group of hermaphrodites who can be frightened outside the body.

Rin looked up at the sky and could only see the lower part of its huge body.

It was about three or four hundred meters long, and its huge body blocked out the sun. Its body was covered with dark green and black scales, and was very smooth. From Lin's angle, he couldn't see its entire body at all. He could only see its irregular belly that was like a water bag. There was a green light coming out of its belly, and it looked like it was giving birth.

There are also hundreds of cracks under its belly, which open and close constantly, sucking all the surrounding fish and shrimp into its stomach, which seems to be its eating organ.

Rin and Reimu were now under its cystic belly with a green glow, watching its eating organs grow and its unspeakable physiological organs, swallowing sea water and spitting out black juice.

Feeling that his appetite was inexplicably affected, Rin swallowed the last bite of the hamburger and looked at the soldiers and salted fish passing by them. He took the punk version of the enhanced, cool, domineering and awesome harpoon gun, and fired at its big belly with every strike like lightning and thunder.

When harpoons with various electric, frost, tearing and explosion effects hit the sea king, it was like hitting a pool of stagnant water. Colorless ripples appeared on the outside of its body, making all the attacks disappear.

Rin could sense that it was a shield like an electromagnetic field, so most warriors used electric harpoons.

It seems that the defense cannot be broken, but a thousand-foot-high dam can be breached by a single ant hole, and tens of thousands of ants can kill an elephant. So many harpoons gradually destroy the original electromagnetic field, and with the large fish and depth charges being prepared, it is only a matter of time before its shield is broken.

Rin was very curious about the long-range weapon combat in the water world that was between technology and magic, so she pulled Reimu to stand under the eaves and watch the battle silently.

There were no less than a hundred salted fish heads passing by them. Just a dozen meters away, a turret was built that looked like a railgun.

The giant monster's mouth opened, and countless black "cactus" with a diameter of more than half a meter fell down and exploded in mid-air, causing the needles to burst and scatter outwards. The sky was full of thorns like rain, forcing the other soldiers to retreat again and again.

Ling Meng didn't even think about it and simply lifted Lin's arm above his head and pressed tightly against him. No matter how terrible the dense needles were, they couldn't touch their bodies at all, and they didn't even have to put in the energy to dodge or defend themselves.

The ground was black with a metallic luster, and there were needles about 20 to 30 centimeters long sticking out everywhere. Only the half-meter circle centered on Lin was clean and not hurt at all.

At the same time, the turret was finally set up, and a thick blue light shot out, hitting the target. Railguns appeared one after another from other places, concentrating their firepower on the same place.

In about ten seconds, the defensive magnetic field outside the sea king's body crackled with electric light, and finally collapsed completely, allowing the railgun to hit the body and let out a dull and painful roar.

Unexpectedly, the giant's body sank rapidly, weighing more than tens of thousands of tons, and fell heavily to the ground. Many soldiers who did not have time to dodge were directly crushed, and it was unknown whether they were dead or alive. The central commercial street with a shield farther away was not affected at all.

Lin was standing under the eaves of the restaurant, between the giant monster's protruding belly and flat waist and abdomen. Because of the height difference, it did not crush the two of them, but the fishy stench hit them in the face, which was really nauseating.

Right above Lin's head, there is a mouthpart that is slowly opening. If you look closely, it looks like a chrysanthemum... No, it's more like an upgraded version of a chrysanthemum, like an anemone.

"…MMP."

Feeling that this planet was so harsh for the first time, Rin's face was as gloomy as water. He took out his sword, but thought it was too short, so he changed it to a spear dropped from the SAO world and aimed at the anemone organ.

At this moment, the giant sea king was twisting its body to crush everything around it. Coincidentally, there was no twisting in the area above the two people's heads. Lin's spear was fast and accurate, and shot into the sea anemone without any error, leaving only the gun handle outside.

The blow hit the vital point. The giant beast twisted and roared wildly, trying desperately to jump up from the ground. Its stomach filled with green objects of unknown light also began to wriggle, as if it was about to release something.

The spear seemed to have pierced something solid, and there was a strange sound. Lin jumped up curiously, pulled out the spear with force, dropped to the ground and looked at the tip of the spear. There was a blue hard lump on the ground, and there was a jumping sound.

Lin found the things he took out of its body disgusting, so he poked the ground with his spear, and the blue stone shattered immediately, revealing a crystal clear five-pointed star with blue starlight in the middle.

At the same time, the sea kings that were still shaking and turning became silent, and their bodies fell to the ground, unable to move anymore.

Reimu looked at the five-pointed star and her eyes lit up. She opened her palms and the five-pointed star fell into her hands. It was beautiful no matter how she looked at it.

"The stone just now should be the heart... I don't know why it is inside the chrysanthemum... This is their core, it seems to be quite valuable."

Rin explained a few words, and when Reimu heard the word valuable, her eyes lit up. She took out an exquisite small bag, untied the rope, carefully put the money in, and took it for herself without saying a word.

"Hey, hey, why are you so quick? I think I dropped this when I was beating the boss, right?"

"Tsk, what's yours is mine, what's the objection?"

Rin was choked by Reimu's words and didn't know what to say. He shook his head and pulled Reimu, who was in money-grubber mode, out of the sunken place on the sea king's abdomen.

At this time, several crane-like machines were set up from a distance, pulling the sea king up, revealing the ground beneath it. All the buildings collapsed, leaving small pits on the ground. Many soldiers crawled out of the pits, and they were all still alive.

Looking at these fish heads and dead fish eyes, Rin had no interest in knowing how they could still survive under the giant roof. She was also worried that she would be in trouble for taking the precious core, so she and Reimu went back under the eaves, looking as if nothing had happened.

The bodies of the sea kings were hung high up, moving farther and farther away. Other soldiers began to deal with post-war matters. Even the restaurant behind them reopened for business. The impact did not seem to be that great.

Only when one saw many worried faces revealing even more worried expressions could one feel that this was indeed an unexpected disaster. If Wei Lin had killed this sea king, the disaster would have been even greater.

Rin and Reimu entered the restaurant, ordered a hundred burgers, and sat at the table waiting, just in time to hear people at other tables talking about the recent attack.

"Oh, there are more and more attacks from sea kings... I'm afraid that one day I'll end up in the belly of a fish... Oh, it's not a big deal for me, but what about my delicate sister Lin?"

"Me too... I haven't proposed to Miss Niu Zhuangzhuang yet. I don't know what's going on, but there have been a lot of sea kings lately. There have been six or seven incidents this month alone, right? That's as many as in a year."

Reimu's eyes lit up, she poked Rin's arm, leaned closer and said, "See? Based on my rich experience, this is definitely an anomaly."

Lin nodded. This time she didn't say anything nonsense. There must be something wrong when things are abnormal. According to the previous conversation, the increase in the frequency of sea king attacks is also a recent phenomenon, so there must be a reason behind it.

This is big news!

"It's just a pity. I thought this sea king could destroy Bikini Bottom and make headlines, but I didn't expect it to be so terrible."

Seeing his tangled face, Ling Meng sneered, "You are so heartless, don't you? Do you really want to see all the lives destroyed and bones scattered all over the ground?"

"…When you're fighting in Gensokyo, if a barrage of bullets or a magic cannon hits the water and blows up a bunch of fish and shrimp, would you feel pity?"

"..."

Reimu thought back and realized that Marisa often did this when she practiced with the Bagua furnace... Then she looked at the salted fish and shrimps around her, smiled awkwardly, and had nothing to refute.

Just when the two were silent, the two idlers beside them started whispering again.

"We're still relatively well off in Bikini Bottom. I heard that Kuiyi was attacked every day, and now His Majesty the King has been recruiting people to guard Kuiyi Castle."

"Forget it, the one just now was just a low-level sea king. If we encounter a high-level one in Kuiburg, we won't be able to save our lives."

Listening to their conversation, Lin could basically conclude that there must be something seriously wrong with this planet. He flipped through the travel guide and found that the Kui Castle they were talking about was the central city of the entire underwater world and also the capital where the king lived.

The travel guide also specifically noted the words "enter with caution" and a sentence below explained the current danger of Kui Castle.

Now that I think about it, when we were on the spaceship before, the girl with glasses seemed to have mentioned that it was because of the strange things in the underwater world that she summoned staff from other places to discuss the investigation.

After waiting for a while, the burgers were packed and Rin and Reimu walked out of the restaurant.

"Where to go next? Kuiyburg?"

"Well, let's go there to get some information and look for clues. My intuition tells me that this is another big news."

After returning to the commercial street, the two men and one beast did not rush to set off, but began to purchase supplies. In the war-torn zone, supplies are limited, so they should be fully prepared.

There was no shortage of ingredients, food, weapons or equipment in the space. Lin was curious about the underwater technology, so he specially found the largest equipment store.

The store manager is a jellyfish with a light pink transparent head. From the moment Rin entered the store, she looked at him lovingly, which made Reimu completely confused as to how the aesthetic views of fish and humans got mixed up.

"Oh... Oppa~ You are really smart and have a good eye for talent. This bow is the most powerful bow in our store... no, in the entire Bikini Bottom Equipment Store. It is precisely enchanted and can carry freezing arrows, tracking arrows, explosive arrows, electric arrows, etc...."

Lin dodged the female jellyfish's tentacles and looked disgusted: "I know, I want this bow. Do you have a good harpoon gun?"

"Oppa, you are really brave and courageous. Wait for me to get it for you."

Watching the enchanting jellyfish twist its head and body to go into the warehouse, Reimu snorted coldly: "You guy, I always thought you only hooked up with pretty girls and gays, but I didn't expect you to even let jellyfish go. Don't you think about it? You have reproductive isolation, okay?!"

This accusation came out of nowhere. Rin reached out and flicked Reimu's head. Just as she was about to refute, the jellyfish head came out of the warehouse holding a handsome harpoon gun.

"Oppa, this is the best harpoon gun in our store. It's highly accurate, has a super fast rate of fire, and brings steady happiness!"

Lin picked up the harpoon gun, which was two or three times larger than an ordinary crossbow. It was quite heavy and had a similar structure to a crossbow, except that the ammunition was various harpoons with ropes, so it could be used as a tripwire trap.

"Okay, I'll buy them. I want all the arrows and harpoons you have. And be careful of torpedoes and depth charges. Pack them all."

The jellyfish's head trembled instantly, and its entire head began to turn red with excitement, all the way to its entire body, making it look like it was completely cooked.

"Oppa is so handsome and rich... I... I can't take it anymore~"

After she finished speaking, a red thing began to wriggle in the transparent body that was exposed through the suspenders, and it seemed as if a trickle of water was flowing into another place. Then, the jellyfish made a strange scream like a Youyouko who had orgasmed by masturbation, and finally fell limply on the table, unable to stand up for a long time.