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"Let's go to hell! You... you can fall for anyone else, but an old woman who is tens of thousands of times older than you?! Are you... are you stupid? You could even sleep with that Kaguya Houraisan! Why don't you learn flower arrangement instead of arranging something else?"

"...Sister Zi, ahem, you really are a prophet."

"????" Yakumo Yukari hadn't reacted yet, her mind still on her mortal enemy Youxiang, "But, Kazami doesn't seem like someone who needs a man... Why would she compete with me for my husband for no reason? When did you two meet? Tell the truth!"

Being held tightly by Zi, Rin was unable to run or counterattack, so he had no choice but to tell Zi everything that happened in this world and Youxiang Flower House that day.

Zi loosened Lin's tie and tapped his chin with his fan: "This old woman is indeed our nemesis. The danger level is higher than that of 800 million..."

Lin put his clothes in order and said, "I was planning to talk to you after the party and mention our engagement."

"Engagement...Yes!"

Zi's ​​eyes lit up, and she grabbed Lin's shoulders and said, "Propose to me right now, right now, before that damn old woman Fengjian does!"

Seeing Zi so eager to get married, Lin was secretly delighted, but nodded seriously on the surface: "Marriage is certain, but has Sister Zi ever thought about the throne?"

"What does it have to do with the throne? Rin, why don't you marry me and become a prince? Then even if Kazami wants to marry you, she can only be a concubine."

"Well, to be honest with you, Sister Zi, I am a king after all. I can't just give up the throne balabalachahuahua."

The timing is right now, so Rin simply told him his true identity. The more Zi listened, the more his brows frowned, and he couldn't help but step in front of Rin.

It was a happy marriage, but now because of the throne, there are some twists and turns. She originally wanted to propose to marry with the throne, but the two countries are so far apart that it is not very realistic. She still wants to live together day and night.

This is indeed a difficult matter. According to Xuebai's previous plan, he wanted to capture all the girls at once, but Lin of course strongly opposed it.

It’s okay for Youyouzi, they are so familiar with each other, they have touched each other’s breasts, slept in the same bed, and their relationship is so good that getting married in a dream is no big deal. The problem is with other girls, he really can’t do it!

Who is Eirin? That has always been the task of being Kaguya's real parent. What's the difference between going to Eirin and going to Tsukiyomi? ! Damn it, I can't do it!

Kanako, I'm not familiar with her at all, and I heard that she and Frog are a perfect match. The combination of a mature woman and a loli is already great. They might also know each other in the dream world. Rin can't break up this combination of gods, not to mention that he doesn't like snakes very much. When he sees a snake, he wants to use his luck to bully it.

And there is Sheng Bailian, this... this is a nun. According to Zi, she is the kind without hair. Lin can do things that blaspheme the gods, but blaspheming Buddha... this is something she can never do.

To sum up, we can conclude that among the six kings, except Youxiang and Zi, who were originally his wives, the only one who could abandon his chastity and moral integrity was Youyouzi, and he still had to worry about whether he could afford to support her.

It can be seen that Xuebai's route is not quite right. Lin secretly thinks that it is more powerful to do it his own way.

So he stepped forward and grabbed Zi's arm: "Sister Zi, how about we make a bet?"

"how do I say this?"

"My subordinates and I are challenging your Girls' Nation. It's actually a bet. If I lose, I will marry into your family. If you lose, Sister Zi and Sister Youxiang will marry into your family. How do you think?"

In her heart, Zi didn't think that the small X-ban Country would be a rival to the Girls Country, but since it was a matter of marriage, she couldn't let it go just because of Rin, so she could only nod and say, "It's interesting, but I can't decide on my own, let's talk to them."

The two of them reached an agreement and walked out of the bathroom hand in hand, waiting for Zi to withdraw his realm power and return to his position.

Reaching out to push away Youyouzi who was lying in front of him trying to reach the plate, Rin coughed dryly and said, "Everyone, I have an important matter that I want to get your consent for. I want to marry Sister Zi Youxiang!"

"Wait! Aren't we the only ones?!"

Lin ignored the wide-eyed sister Xiao Zi, and seeing that everyone else was staring at him, he continued, "But, to be honest, because I am also a king, there are some disagreements about the throne, so Sister Zi and I discussed it and decided to use a bet to decide who will marry whose country!"

"The gambling fight is a best-of-five series. You will choose a time and have one player in each match. The players can be anyone, including the monarch. In the first match, you girls will decide what to fight. After that, the losing party will decide the fighting method. How do you do?"

Several people were silent and looked at each other. Suddenly, Kanako slammed the table and stood up: "Great! This is a great suggestion! We have been bored for so long! We can finally have some fun!"

Youyouzi also clapped her hands with a smile on her face: "I agree! I want to fight too!"

"Amitabha, then I agree." Although Saint Bailian remained dignified and calm, the sudden and strange self-proclaimed title also exposed her inner excitement at the moment.

Yonglin nodded: "Okay, but you have to think carefully, Rin, if we compare medical skills and appetite, you will definitely lose."

"Of course I'm prepared for this."

Lin smiled slightly, feeling inexplicably relieved, and finally looked at Youxiang who had been silent, but happened to meet her meaningful eyes.

"Since other people are betting together, it would be boring. How about... raising the stakes for each game?"

Facing Youxiang with her mysterious smile, Lin suddenly felt like... someone was giving him land, compensation and welfare in disguise...

ps: As a serious person, Knight likes reading books, mostly horror and suspense novels. Once I read a novel about strange things, I read it so long ago that I forgot the title, but it mentioned a human skin drum, which is not scary and can be eaten with confidence.

In the 13th century in Thailand, King Mengrai established his capital in Chiang Mai. Legend has it that this king was cruel and perverted, who took pleasure in torturing people. He would often find different ways to torture and kill the people. However, after doing this many times, he naturally found it boring and fell into depression because he had no fun.

There was a treacherous minister beside him... well, he played the role of a treacherous minister like Fei Zhong and You Hun beside King Zhou, and he gave King Meng Lai an idea:

Thousands of bamboo sticks are made and placed in a bucket, ten of which are marked. Every household in Chiang Mai draws lots, and if one of these ten is drawn, they must sacrifice their young children. These young children will be tied in front of the palace gate and exposed to the sun for three days, and baked in a fierce fire. After death, their relatives will peel off their skins and make human-skin drums. Whoever's human-skin drum makes the worst sound will have his entire family brutally killed.

Once, at the end of the drawing, there were still two marked lots, and two people had not been drawn. These two were a young couple, man A was handsome and woman B was pretty. The treacherous minister who came up with the idea told the man that if he was willing to marry his daughter, he could be spared from death, but B would be dead no matter what. Man A agreed.

Of course, this is not an inspirational story of marrying a beautiful, rich and innocent woman and becoming an aristocrat. The daughter of this treacherous official is a deformed girl, so ugly that it can scare people to death. She has been locked up by her family. Every day she sees a handsome man A through the window and falls in love with him. This man is ugly but has a vicious mind. The perverted idea of ​​the human skin drum that her father gave to King Menglai was actually hers. She wanted to use her father's promotion and title as a bargaining chip in exchange for marrying the handsome man A.

Then, girl B, who was deeply in love with A but was unaware of the situation, was dragged away and had her skin peeled off. However, she was not baked in the sun to make a drum. Instead, this vicious ugly girl used witchcraft to change her skin so that she could become a beautiful girl. She also used the corpse oil from the baked people to make aphrodisiac perfume to make A fall in love with her.

Fortunately, Thai stories are deeply influenced by Buddhist culture, which emphasizes cause and effect, so in the end neither A nor the evil woman got a good reward. I remember that A was avenged by B who turned into a fierce ghost, and was wrapped in B's skin and wandered around like a zombie, suffering torture. The evil woman was skinned alive by the fierce ghost and died, the treacherous minister fell out of favor and was tortured to death, and King Mengrai was also struck to death by lightning. However, I have forgotten the specific story, and there may be some mistakes in it. Don't mind it, it's just a ghost story.

Wei  Ce

Something happened these few days, so I have to update at least once in the early morning. I haven't had time to read posts and comments, and I haven't had time to think carefully every time I write. Well, I finally made it and can resume normal updates. It is expected that this volume will be completed in twenty to thirty chapters. It depends on whether I can resist writing less about my daily life.

The plot has been a little watery these days, please forgive me. The next volume will officially fill in the plots of Xiao Ai, Fortuna, and the protagonist holes dug before. As for Type-Moon, the only ones I'm familiar with are FZ, FSN, and Kara no Kyoukai. However, I never write original plots, so if I really want to write, it will only be new stories with some favorite characters appearing. If you like Type-Moon, please leave a message. If there is a lot of support, I will carefully conceive the new plot.

Finally, in the name of resuming updates, I will continue to offer rewards. 150 monthly tickets, 150 blades, and rewards. I will add one more chapter. I will pay it off this month. I feel a little embarrassed to keep people on suspense every time. If this book can be completed smoothly, maybe I will consider publishing women's clothing, maybe.

Chapter 80: Women's clothing creates the world and promotes Japanese books

"Wow! You have no conscience! Didn't you say you would listen to me?! If you want to push, you must push all of it!!!! You are taking the wrong route! What if the goddess doesn't recognize you?!"

Military advisor Xuebai was so anxious that he jumped up and down. He took out a collector's edition novel as thick as an English dictionary and was about to smash it on Lin's head.

Rin knew that if she was hit by this book, she would most likely be turned into a staff. She was trying to dodge, but Xuebai was tripped by the book she had casually thrown on the ground and fell to the ground in front of Rin.

"Wow! Luck actually worked this time?! I thought it would stop working once it hit a girl!"

Lin was very excited and even a little flattered. You know, this lucky plug-in is as unreliable as the steamed bun fairy. As long as the girl has a good relationship with Lin, Lin can only accept the beating. Now she actually stood up for him. He was so moved that he continued to brag.

First, he took the murder weapon Cihai from Princess Snow White's hand. Then, Rin pulled Snow White up and dusted her off while saying, "I'm telling you, your method can't solve the actual problem. And the bulldozer thing is just talk. I can tolerate you pushing Xiaowu, Youyouko, and Reimu, but you can't let me do it one by one!"

"But...but what if the goddess is not satisfied."

"Then I will beat her till she is satisfied, like a green fruit."

Ignoring Rin's vicious and "bluffing" words, Princess Snow White sat down on the chair angrily and drank a few sips of water before she felt better.

"Well, how are you going to deal with the Girls' Country? I know the strength of your X Country. Although it's pretty good now, those queens are the best in the entire continent. I don't think you have much confidence."

"I can't say I'm 100% sure, but I'm 70% sure. They only have a few people fighting, and I have ways to deal with them. Even if I compete with Youyouzi in eating, I'm 50% sure."

"Well, as long as you have confidence."

"I've asked Reimu to go back and gather some people. Then we'll just have to wait for them to decide on the format for the first duel."

Xuebai nodded, took out the notebook at lightning speed, sat upright like a primary school student, and said with a smile: "I think you have had enough fun, isn't it time to provide materials?"

"Um, well, which one do you want to start with?"

……

Three days later, the Girls' Kingdom had already given the venue for the first game, which was in the Outdated City.

The opening ceremony was made lively and exciting by a few middle-aged women. Rin's X-country beautiful girls' representative team also sat next to him. The huge crowd below the stage were all a group of people who were eager to watch the fun.

On the stage, Zi stood side by side with the other queens, holding the microphone with a faint smile on her face, looking very majestic.

"Now, let me announce that the peace and friendship competition between Girls Country and X Country has officially begun! So, the content of the first game is to see who can draw the best-selling comics! Our representative is the famous best-selling comic artist, Master Asuna!"

"puff!"

Lin just took a sip of juice and spat it all out. Kirito, who was standing next to him, gave him a puzzled look and then continued to stare at the stands with a calm face.

I really don’t know how she would react if she knew that this Asuna was the Asuna she ran away from.

However, now is not the time to think so much. The topic of this contest is actually a best-selling comic, which is a bit unexpected.

Of course, this is not the point. The point is that a girl like Asuna is only suitable to appear in a book. How can she draw a book? Oh... It's a comic, not a book...

Lin did not listen carefully to what was said afterwards. He just roughly understood the content of the competition and the ten-day creation time. After ten days, it would be sold uniformly by the most famous publishing house in the continent, Happy Wuke. The sales volume of that week would be counted and the winner would be the king!

This seems as unreliable as the plot of a novel.

Rin sighed, and after the opening ceremony was over, she took her reinforcement girl back to her new residence, which was the National Pavilion of Girls' Country, as it was spacious enough.

Gabriel still has to preside over the overall situation of X Country, so she didn't come. Therefore, Kaguya is the only one who has the most intelligence in the entire country.

"My dear husband, what are your plans for the first best-selling comic contest?"

Rin touched her chin. Asuna was from Girls' Country and was also the best-selling cartoonist in Girls' Country. However, that was only limited to Girls' Country. The girl was not the most recognized number one in the entire continent.

"If it's a fair fight, we have to find the best-selling cartoonist in the continent."

"Master Anonymous! He is also the best-selling erotic comic artist! Together with Master Xuebai, they are the two supreme masters of the erotic world! One is a scholar, the other is a warrior. They can slay dragons with their swords and command the world to obey them!"

Looking at Kaguya who was in awe, and Xuebai who was smiling insincerely, Rin thought it would be more fun to bring this up again after some time.

"It's too late. Not to mention that this anonymous person is very hard to find. Even if we find him, he may not help us. Even if he helps, there is not much time left in ten days. It's too late to finish the manuscript."

Wenwen was instantly annoyed: "This is not okay, that is not okay! Master, can you do this!"

"I don't want to find a crow to prove it. Go away. I said before that it was a fair game. There are also unfair ones. What do we have the most?"

Jingji Luo, who was kneeling beside him, thought for a moment and nodded, "My lord, the majority are girls."

"...Ahem, the most important thing is money! Are you guys stupid? Don't you know how to spend money to buy sales? What's the point of winning the competition?"

"But if we do this, the Girls' Country will know about it and we will lose face... Besides, will the Girls' Country also use this method?"

Wenwen's suspicion is unreasonable. If you want to break the rules of the game, you must be prepared to be punished, and others may also break the rules of the game.

However, Rin was not worried at all. After peeling an orange for Kaguya and feeding her, she calmly explained, "Don't worry, we won't do it by ourselves. We will contact the Kingdom of Science and Wisdom, the Kingdom of Gambling, the Yamaguchi Group, Turkey... and our old friends from the Phoenix Gang for help. As long as we find a slightly better cartoonist, there will be no suspicion of fraud. As for the guys from the Girls' Country, I know them. They won't do what we do."

While eating, Kaguya raised her hand and said, "Rin! Why don't I just draw it? A book is also a comic! It can be a bestseller!"

"...Nonsense, how come I didn't know you still...uh."

Rin then remembered that Kaguya... could really draw books. Not only that, but she heard that her series of Flowers x Mushi, Gensokyo Raku x Plan, etc. were selling very well. Maybe... she could really save herself some money.

"Okay! Then Madam will take charge, and Xuebai will be the screenwriter. The others will finally go abroad, so they can have fun. Afterwards, we will follow my plan and make contacts in various countries. That's it."

"Ohhhh! Long live the lord!"

The group of girls were very excited. Sakuya also took Remi and Fran out to play. MuQ was very calm and prepared to ask Kaguya and Xuebai for advice. She was planning to enter the BL world recently.

Kinkaru looked around and saw that there was nothing for her to do, so she grabbed the hilt of the sword and left to practice. Only the lazy Reimu and the loyal Youmu were left in the room.

Originally, it was not convenient for Youmu to leave as the governor of the royal capital, but this was where she once lived for a period of time, and she volunteered to follow the delegation because she missed it. Currently, Kame and Suzusen are taking over her duties.

"Ah, Reimu!"

Looking at Reimu who was lazily reading a novel on the side, Rin suddenly remembered that he had cheated Reimu before. Feeling guilty, he bought her some gifts and quickly called her.

"Ah." Reimu didn't even raise her head. "It's an exciting segment now. I'll leave after I finish watching it. I won't disturb you from having sex with your female subordinate."

Lin was calm and expressionless: "Excuse me, is this female subordinate worthy of you or Youmu?"

"Waaaaaah!" Shizuki jumped up in fright, "I...I won't disturb your pleasure anymore. Grandpa said that even if I want to sleep with you, I have to wait until I'm an adult. I'm very sorry. If you can't help it, please attack Lady Hakurei! I'll take my leave!"

Youmu, who decisively sold out Reimu, left the two of them as if she was having a wet dream and ran away as fast as she could.

"You...you..." Ling Meng hugged the pillow tightly in fear and shrank behind the sofa, "I...I'm telling you, if you want to have sex with me, pay first!"

Do I look like someone who can do Reimu?!

Lin was so angry that his liver ached, and he sneered: "Then may I ask, Miss Miko, how much is it?"

"Well."

It was just a mocking remark, but Reimu sat up straight, closed the book, thought seriously for a few minutes, and then waved her hands towards Rin.

"???"

"One hundred thousand magic crystals at a time!"

Lin looked at the two white hands waving in front of him, thought for a moment, and made a cross with his fingers: "This is ten."

"Stop talking nonsense! Pay the money!"

Having a new understanding of the moral integrity of Kohaku, Rin sighed and left on her own. The other girl kindly helped her close the door. Thinking that Kaguya and the others were discussing the new book next door, she became curious and came to the door.

As soon as he opened the door, a burst of obscene laughter like silver bells made Rin stand still. The three girls were lying on the tatami, huddled together, discussing something, and making creepy laughter from time to time. They didn't even notice Rin coming in.

Rin approached the three girls who were concentrating, and then she realized that Kaguya was drawing the male protagonist. If the male protagonist in the book she saw in the black shop last time was only 60% or 70% similar to Rin, then anyone could tell that the one Kaguya was drawing was him.