Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Kaguya kept laughing: "Tsk, don't you do enough sexual activities in broad daylight?"

"Tsk, isn't it just to let you catch up on your sleep?"

"Men nowadays... it's better not to mention them!"

"Hey, hey, I just don't want to read dirty jokes, so why bother to start a map gun? What's wrong with us men?"

The princess gave Lin a sidelong glance and said, "What good is it if you can't even give birth to a child!"

"Pfft! Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Stop talking nonsense and read a story to me!"

"As you command, ma'am."

Rin, who can get everything he wants by living off his wife, but can also support his family and make his wife beautiful, obediently took out a book of miscellaneous gossips, patted Kaguya's shoulder gently, and lowered his voice to read softly.

……

After reading a few short stories, Rin's voice became smaller and smaller, and his reading became intermittent. In his ears was the sound of Kaguya's light and even breathing. He himself was immersed in the plot of the story and was fascinated.

This story is a weird story between love and horror, and it takes place in a world different from the mainland, where there is a small country called "Sawadee Kapi Sao Duan".

The name of the country is very long, but the customs are quite similar to Thailand in the real world, and the strange stories are quite interesting. For example, the one Rin is reading now is called "The Human Skin Drum", which has a sinister and vicious female villain, a tragic love, a forgiving color, and also some strange techniques such as witchcraft and sorcery. Although it is short, it is very memorable.

After reading several articles until his eyes were a little dry, Rin closed the book, tilted his head to look at the sleeping Kaguya, and couldn't help but gently touch her head, bent down to kiss her, then tiptoed out of the room and closed the door.

Walking around the corridor to the end, Rin passed by Reimu's room, stopped and knocked on Reimu's door.

After a while, the door was opened, and Reimu, who looked expressionless, appeared in front of her. When she found out it was Rin, she was slightly surprised and moved aside.

"You actually came to me for dinner tickets. What a rare guest. Let me make it clear first. If you have any commission, please quote first."

"Uh, it's okay. I just want to see if you are used to living here."

As soon as Rin came in, Reimu closed the door, walked to the sofa lazily, and lay down, revealing her white and slender calves under her skirt. She reached out and grabbed some popcorn and put it in her mouth while reading a comic.

It would be fine if she was facing her husband or good friend, but now she looks totally unpresentable.

She took up the sofa directly, and Rin could only sit on the stool opposite and look around.

Well, although Reimu is usually lazy, her house is very clean. To be honest, she is much better than Kaguya. It may be that the shrine maiden instinctively likes cleanliness.

"Reimu, if you have nothing else to do, go out for a walk and see if you need to buy any daily necessities."

"I brought my underwear, chest wrap, and socks. Food and lodging are provided here, so there's nothing much to buy. Oh, and don't worry about clothes. I have two sets of shrine maiden costumes to switch between."

"...Well, after all, you're still a girl. It's a bit boring to always wear the same clothes. Can you change into a few more outfits?"

Reimu moved the box away, looked at Rin strangely, and said calmly: "A shrine maiden can only wear a shrine maiden costume. The details of the shrine maiden costumes of each shrine are different, but they represent inheritance, so you can't just wear other shrine maiden costumes casually."

Lin scratched his face. Could it be that he had played too many H games, and his common sense was disturbed by seeing the shrine maidens characters changing into various shrine maiden costumes?

"Ahem, now that you mention it, I remember that Sanae has always worn the same style of shrine maiden costume. Oh, by the way, Reimu, since you're talking about inheritance, I was very curious before. What do you believe in at the Hakurei Shrine?"

The two largest shrines in the Servant Kingdom are the Hakurei Shrine and the Moriya Shrine. Although there are many other shrines, they are all under the protection of two sisters who are both priestesses and the king.

"..."

Reimu was speechless for a moment, she sat up straight, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, then lowered her eyes and said, "My grandma said that we at Hakurei Shrine don't worship any gods, we just protect the land and the creatures. If we have to talk about faith, whether it's people, monsters, or other creatures, as long as the faith is strong enough, you are the god in your own heart. So coming to a place like Hakurei Shrine where no gods are worshipped to make wishes and worship is actually to comfort yourself."

Lin nodded thoughtfully and smiled, "It sounds interesting, but ordinary creatures can be without faith, so wouldn't it be strange for a witch to have no faith?"

"..."

Reimu's eyes were a little dazed, and no one knew what she was thinking. Then she came to her senses and put down the cup: "Forget about that troublesome thing. If there is nothing else, you can leave now, Master Fanticket. It's not good for a man and a woman to be in the same room, especially a chaste miko, isn't it?"

"The miko who pestered me to marry you before, are you Reimu?"

Lin rolled her eyes and said something sarcastically, then turned around and wanted to leave, but after taking two steps she stopped again: "Anyway, you still have to buy the daily necessities you need. If you don't want to go out, just call Mugino. She loves shopping and has good taste. She will definitely buy them for you. I'll pay for it."

"Ah."

Nodding to himself, Rin left Reimu's room. Since there was nothing else to do, he might as well go to the palace to urge the marriage.

He went out and took a carriage, heading straight to the palace. The guards of the palace followed the orders of the girls, and when they saw Lin, they let him pass without even looking at the token, allowing him to walk in with a swagger.

This time, it was still the team leader who led Lin. After walking a few steps, Lin suddenly saw strange spots of light flashing in the sky. He could not help but look carefully. Two spots of light were entangled and fighting with each other in the distant sky.

"Ah... It looks like the two kings may have started fighting again. Don't worry, sir. Our kings will occasionally fight with each other."

Lin nodded but frowned. This scene looked strangely familiar. From time to time, a long aurora crossed in the sky, which looked like a magic cannon.

So he took out a telescope from his storage ring, adjusted it to the highest setting, and took a closer look. The barrage that was too far away to be seen with the naked eye was now clear in the telescope. Various magic cannons were flying around. He had known these girls for so many years, what kind of barrage had he not seen? How could he not know who the two girls fighting were? !

"Sister Zi and Sister Youxiang! Why the hell are they fighting again?!"

Lin hurriedly threw away the telescope and ran away, but was stopped by the team leader: "Sir! The Xian King and the Li King often spar with each other, don't be anxious, don't be anxious..."

"What the hell! Don't I know this? If they were just sparring, Sister Youxiang and Sister Zi would never fire such a big magic cannon!"

A figure passed over Lin's head at such a fast speed that even the afterimage could not be seen clearly. The man flew dozens of meters away in the blink of an eye, turned a corner, flew back, and stopped in front of Lin.

"Youyouzi..."

"Don't talk, something terrible has happened!"

As if to confirm Rin's words, the innocent foodie showed a rare look of anxiety on his face. He grabbed Rin and flew quickly towards the area where the battle was taking place. If Rin had to walk by herself, it would take at least half an hour, but with Youyouko, it only took a few tens of seconds.

"Originally, Zi and I had an appointment to go to the banquet together. I waited for a long time but she didn't show up. Just now, I saw her fighting with Youxiang from a distance. Wow! How could this happen?"

Since she didn't even show up for the appointment, it was obviously not an ordinary sparring match. Based on Lin's understanding of his wife, this was definitely a life-and-death battle.

A group of guards and maids gathered at the further end of the battlefield, and they did not dare to get close. They could only watch the battle from afar. However, there was no anxiety on their faces. Just like what the team leader said before, it was not uncommon for several girls to compete with each other frequently.

As for Sheng Bailian, Kanako and the others, they knew each other very well, and tried to stop the fight with good intentions, but because the battle was too intense, they could not rush in rashly, and their brows were furrowed in anxiety.

Today, Eirin held a medical symposium. Except for her, all the kings of the Girls' Kingdom were present. Youyouko, the big foodie, circled around and around and was almost blown away by the magic cannon. She couldn't get in.

Lin sighed, already somewhat accustomed to it, and just asked curiously: "Saint Monk, Sister Youxiang was injured in the fight before, and now she is only six or seven points better. Sister Zi is young and her abilities and experience are not that strong. Who will win between the two of them?"

"They are fighting desperately now. They are stronger than usual. Otherwise, do you think we three can't stop them? Now it seems that they are evenly matched. Both sides will suffer losses!"

The holy monk was extremely worried, while Kanako felt terrible and took a deep puff of her cigarette: "And you, this matter was caused by you, if you are a man, take responsibility and make them stop?"

"Because of me?!" Lin widened his eyes and pointed at himself, "Could it be... because... of marriage..."

"Yes! They fought because of you, a gigolo! That's why I have never had a good impression of gigolos. Ahem, if I really want to find a prince, I still have to find a gigolo."

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ps: The free author's statement can only be written up to 500 words. If you want to read the Thailand story, I have to find a way to compress it within 500 words.

Chapter 79: Even if I die, I will shout out the six aunts in Gensokyo!

Nowadays, girls will fight and kill for men when they have a disagreement. They have no reserve or elegance at all.

Rin couldn't help but sigh and pulled out a megaphone.

"Sister Zi! Sister Youxiang! Stop it! What's the matter that we can't sit down calmly and have a good... good talk with each other? Look, the sun is shining, you see, youth is in its prime, how many lives have been destroyed by you, and have not yet realized the beauty of youth, and their prime years have passed away, can you bear it? What lovely flowers and plants... Huh? Why does this sentence sound so familiar, I think I have said it before? Never mind, Sister Zi, Sister Youxiang balabalabala."

"Shut up!"

The two girls, who were already in a somewhat embarrassed state, glared at him viciously and continued to beat him.

Youyouzi was so anxious that she was spinning around: "Youxiang! Xiao Zi! Why are you killing each other for no reason? Is it really like Kanako said, that you guys are fighting because of Rin?!"

Zi clenched the fan tightly, and paused with his hand that had opened a gap. He was so angry that his teeth were itching. The umbrella that Youxiang had pushed in front of him also stopped, and the magic cannons gathered at the tip of the umbrella and then dissipated abruptly.

"What a joke! How could we do that for that idiot? We just wanted to beat up Kazami."

"What a coincidence." Miss Youxiang smiled coldly, "Me too."

This time it was Lin's turn to be depressed. Why did he get scolded when he was trying to persuade her while Youyouzi was just fine?

However, now it seems that at least I can judge that the source of the intensification of the conflict is not me, eh!

Lin heaved a sigh of relief and raised the megaphone again: "After all, you have lived together for so many years. What hatred or resentment do you have? Why is it so serious? We are from the same root...root..."

Feeling that it would be ambiguous to say that we share the same roots at this time, Lin instinctively stopped, the purple energy was so strong that smoke was coming out of his dantian, and he waved his fan vigorously: "What grudge? I laughed. This guy has been calling me a yellow-haired girl behind my back. She is so old that she doesn't care about children. She is stubborn and self-righteous. She also abused her private power to approve the land for more than a hundred Yakult factories. That's more than a hundred factories! I also want to approve the land for a grapefruit beverage factory. Do you think she has shame? "

"Sister Zi, don't you think you haven't been hurt enough by the grapefruit taste?"

"No matter what, you are a 17-year-old girl. If it weren't for the blessing of the late king, how could you want to be the king? Haha, don't think I don't know that you call all of us, oh, except Youyouzi, aunties and old ladies behind our backs. Is this the etiquette you should have as a junior?"

"!!!?"

Yaokanako almost choked on the cigarette she took, and she coughed while supporting herself on Sheng Bailian's shoulder, while the holy monk had a fake smile on his face, and Youyouko on the side had an even sweeter smile, and seemed to be in a really good mood.

The originally tense atmosphere instantly turned into a palace scene. Except for Youyouko, every girl had a hypocritical smile on her face. But even Youyouko's smile, which was different from her usual innocent and naive smile, made Lin feel goosebumps all over. A chill penetrated directly into her anus. She couldn't help but take a few steps back in panic, but she didn't know what was going on with the atmosphere for a moment.

Zi laughed. She looked like a pretty girl no matter how you looked at her. However, her tone was not as friendly and intimate as her smile made her say: "Oh, did I hear you right? I have always called two people aunt, how come it became four?"

"Two!?" Youyouzi floated up at that moment, "Which two are they? I'm not one of them, Xiao Zi?!"

The holy monk still had a fake smile on his face: "I have a good relationship with Xiao Zi, so it shouldn't be me. It must be Youxiang and Kanako."

"Huh? How is that possible? I think it's Eirin, right? Zi often calls her 800 million!"

Kanako quickly shook her head and immediately put the blame on Eirin. Except for Yukari, the other girls started to discuss the matter. Even Youxiang couldn't help but interject. Although she usually didn't care much about the issue of age, she felt a little uncomfortable now that Rin was still there.

As expected of a Yokai Sage, he is very good at scheming and plotting.

Looking at the giggling little fox and a group of arguing old foxes, Lin sighed. The noise in his ears was like that of tens of thousands of ducks. It would be better to fight!

"Ahem, everyone, listen to me." Seeing the girls quarreling, Lin stepped forward to mediate. "As the saying goes, one lotus, two ghosts, three big eights, the Kingdom of Girls is six aunts. Okay, Sister Zi may not be now, but in the next few thousand years, I think your situation will be similar. Don't laugh at others for taking fifty steps. Is it really okay to cover up your mistakes? You can't really think that just because your country is called the Kingdom of Girls, you are really girls, right? Forget about Sister Zi, you are not a thousand-year-old girl, you should have some awareness, okay? Whether it is a god or a monster, it is important to know yourself!"

"..."

The scene suddenly fell silent. Yasaka Kanako's pipe fell to the ground, making a crisp sound, but no one cared. Zi's eyes trembled and her lips slightly opened. She couldn't understand why. She was going to just say that what these aunts said was really refreshing, but they had to include her in the argument. Screw you!

Lin almost ran out of breath after speaking so fast. He took a few breaths and suddenly felt that the atmosphere was wrong. He raised his head and suddenly found that every girl was staring at him with their eyes sparkling, but there were no stars in their eyes, but flames.

Kanako was the first to react. She reached behind her back and took out the detachable knot. She held it high up like a big hula hoop and shouted angrily, "Don't stop me! I'm going to smash him to death today!"

"Okay! Smash him to death! We support him!"

Finally he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, and seeing that several magic cannons including the "hula hoop" were aimed at him and ready to hit him together, Lin shuddered all over, not daring to verify whether his luck was useful here, and quickly raised his hand.

"Wait! That's not what I said! Reimu told me!"

"Reimu? Which little brat?"

"Hakurei Shrine's miko."

Rin swallowed his saliva and decisively sold out the real Reimu, feeling a little guilty. Although the first two sentences were indeed learned from the red and white miko, the latter part was just something he said casually. He didn't expect that it would cause a disaster of killing.

"So it's the current Hakurei Miko."

"Forget it, then."

Several girls put away their magic cannons and fell into memories. Only Zi was still a little confused, and then her eyes lit up: "Ah, I remember you mentioned before that you had a close relationship with the first generation of Hakurei Miko."

"Hmm..." Youxiang nodded, "But this new little girl really needs to be dealt with. When I see her..."

Lin breathed a sigh of relief after finally successfully channeling the hatred.

Ahem, as for Reimu... Anyway, this pit can't be brought to reality, I'll go back later, no, I will compensate her well in the future.

Seeing that the atmosphere was just right, Lin automatically activated her social skills: "Ahem, no matter what happened before, it was all a misunderstanding. Now the time is just right, how about having a meal together?"

Zi was just about to nod when he saw Youxiang out of the corner of his eye. His smiling face fell. He wanted to question her in person, but then he thought it would not be convenient with outsiders around, so he could only suppress it in his heart for the time being.

Just when they were discussing whether to dine in the palace or go to the White Jade Tower, and whether or not to limit Youyouzi's food intake, Yonglin happened to hear the news and hurried back. It was better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early, and they could just get a free meal.

After arriving at the Baiyu Tower and eating and drinking to their heart's content, the other girls chatted and became harmonious again. Youyouzi ate and drank to her heart's content and had already fallen into a foodie frenzy, even accidentally spilling soup on Lin's shirt.

"Forehead……"

Finding that this foodie hadn't realized his mistake at all, and was still smiling as he stuffed the basketball-sized comic meat into his mouth, Rin sighed, stood up from his seat and went to the bathroom.

After rubbing the corner of his shirt in the sink and finally washing it clean, Rin turned around and was surprised to find Zi standing at the door of the bathroom, leaning against the door frame with a stern face.

"Sister Zi... this is the men's room."

"We know!"

Yakumo Yukari pulled up her sleeves and took a step forward. Rin quickly took a step back: "Ahem, if someone else saw this in the bathroom, it would have a bad influence."

"It's okay. We have separated them with the realm of reality and illusion."

Seeing that Lin was about to step back, Zi grabbed his tie and pulled him closer to her: "Now, tell us the truth, what is your relationship with that damn old woman Fengjian?"

"Ahem..." Lin showed a harmless smile, "Same relationship with you, Sister Zi..."