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The rabbits who delivered the invitations couldn't find Youyouko, so they had to go to Yakumoju to ask Lan, only then did they know that Youyouko had already gone to the underworld to serve as an administrator. After thinking it over, Lin felt that they were good friends after all, and if he didn't invite her, she would eat him in the future. The phone was unreachable, so he had to go to the underworld in person to invite Youyouko.

Well, not only is he a foodie, he also has friends from the Demon Realm, Hell, and the Old Hell... He also wanted to go to Britain to pick up the eldest and second daughters, but then he thought that he had not been there for hundreds of years, and the two little girls might have forgotten about him. It would be better not to go and add to the embarrassment, so he gave up decisively.

With the help of Yakumo Aoi and Yagi Eirin, the most grand dinner party in Gensokyo opened. Except for Yakumo Yukari who was in a deep sleep, almost all the important figures rushed to Eientei.

The most difficult one was Meihong. She didn't want to eat at the same table with Kaguya, nor did she want to refuse to attend her best friend's party. She hesitated and finally arrived at the venue with a complicated expression on her face at Huiyin's urging, and deliberately sat far away from Kaguya.

The next ones to arrive were Yuuka Kazami and Kosan. Kosan jumped straight towards Rin, and was shocked to find that his arms were already occupied by Cirno. The two blue-haired idiots stared at each other for a long time, grabbed each other's faces at the same time, and finally rolled under the table together.

"You two, be careful around the corner of the table."

Rin did not interfere with the normal play of children. He waved at Youxiang, indicating that the little sister could sit next to him, and Youxiang readily agreed.

The two idiots were happily tearing each other apart when Lin suddenly felt something heavy in his arms. Then he saw Xiaowu rushing in through the door, shouting "Lianlian".

The one who took advantage of the situation and reaped the benefits was Lianlian. She pressed her whole body against Lin, swaying rhythmically and looking very happy.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion because we haven’t seen each other for too long, but Rin always feels that Lianlian’s third eye has opened a little.

When most people arrived, the banquet officially began. Rin knew that it would not be long before he would leave this world and return to the future. Such opportunities were becoming fewer and fewer, so he drank as much as he could at this banquet, even if Xigua urged him to drink endlessly.

Ps: Well, after some deletions and revisions, we finally decided to have two more pictures to end this volume.

Chapter 96: New members join the Idiot Group and countdown to their departure

Rin slowly opened his eyes in a daze, feeling uncomfortable all over as if he was about to die.

Using "qi" to protect the liver and sober up is far more effective than milk thistle. It is a protective umbrella for staying up late to practice Taoism, drinking and smoking. Soon Lin felt that he was much more sober. He shook his head, pushed away the arms and legs that were on him, sat up from the ground, looked around, and saw corpses everywhere.

Even Fengjian Youxiang, who usually doesn't drink much, was drunk and passed out on the table. It can be seen that everyone felt at home at this banquet and was very happy. Everyone was eating, drinking and having fun.

Lying next to him was Kaguya, with messy black hair. After he fell asleep, it was Kaguya who hugged him with her arms and legs, probably out of instinct.

Without Yakumo Yukari to fight with, Eirin was not in a very good mood. Now they were no longer in the banquet hall. The one who was closer to Rin was the microphone master Fujiwara Mokou who was hugging the microphone tightly. If most people had not been drunk last night, they would have died prematurely under her singing voice.

He picked up the soundly sleeping Kaguya, and the game console in her sleeve slipped down. Rin quickly wrapped the game console with air, and took Kaguya through the wine pool, meat... and corpses everywhere, and finally successfully reached the door and breathed fresh air.

To be honest, the whole room was full of girls except Rin. They all had different smells on their bodies, which were originally quite light. When combined with the smell of alcohol, even the fragrance was suffocating. After coming out of the room and coming into contact with fresh air, my nasal cavity felt much more comfortable.

At the door, Xiaosan, Lianlian, and Cirno were playing happily with smiles on their faces, while the big fairy was standing beside them, staring at the three idiots like a guardian.

Lianlian, who was originally using the ice cubes made by Cirno to smash the Tang umbrella, seemed to have a radar installed on her head. The moment Rin stepped out of the door, the ice cubes slipped from her palm. She turned around with a big smile and flew towards Rin. Because of Kaguya's obstruction, she had to hang it around his neck.

A step slower than her were Cirno and Tadara-chan, but they also flew over happily.

Rin didn't know why she was so popular with loli and little girls. She persuaded the three little girls to play by themselves and took Kaguya back to her room and threw her on the bed.

I can use the remaining time to carefully check Kaguya's game console and computer and delete BL.

However, Kaguya no longer likes playing BL games, and all the discs are hentai, which are so horrible.

……

Nearly three years have passed since the last banquet. Except for the war between Yuedu and the Yakumo family that has never stopped, Chitu Township has always maintained its former tranquility.

Miss Hakurei Miko has got a new job. She accepts commissions from the residents of the human village to teach those reckless monsters a lesson, and she enjoys doing it every day. Even the meager remuneration cannot stop Chunmeng's great ambition of helping the weak and achieving world peace.

Rin was finally forced to remember the promise he made to Kaguya three years ago to buy her physical games, figures, game peripherals, etc., and he had to leave Eternal Pavilion and fly slowly towards the Magic Forest.

He had previously wanted to use "qi" to simulate the powers of other monsters and gods. After three years, he had made some progress, but he had just gotten started. It would take hundreds of years to fully use other people's abilities. Otherwise, he would use the gap wherever he went. It was convenient and quick, and it was a must-have for lazy people.

At this time, the magic forest only had some wild beasts, monsters, goblins and other creatures. There was no little girl picking mushrooms, and no goddaughter living in it, so it could not become a tourist attraction.

The entrance to the forest is the legendary Xianglin Hall, which sells games, general groceries, and even small high-tech tools made by Kappa.

The store manager turned out to be a male, which was very scary. Since Mr. Youki retired, Rin hadn't seen any humans other than males in Gensokyo, so she couldn't help but feel a sense of intimacy when looking at him.

After buying up all the games in the store and casually asking a few questions about the store manager's background, Rin left Xianglin Hall.

As soon as she went out, she saw Miss Chunmeng flying over her head and heading towards the Magic Forest. She stopped not far away, turned around and waved to Lin.

"good afternoon!"

"Good afternoon, Ms. Hakurei. Are you going to the Magic Forest for a favor?"

The witch smiled and said, "Last night, a little monster came into the village and attacked the villagers. Meihong caught it. She was supposed to be locked up for a few days to teach Huiyin a lesson, but she ran away in the early morning. Not only that, she also stole Meihong's things. After searching for a long time without success, she asked me to look for it. I think it can't be found anywhere else, so it must be in the magic forest."

"You actually... even dared to steal Meihong's things. If you don't die, you will be half-crippled... Which monster is so bold?"

"According to the description of the villagers, it seems that she is still a little girl. Emm, does Lin want to go with us?"

"Uh, I'd better forget it. It seems a bit troublesome."

Miss Miko was very enthusiastic, her smile was full of sunshine and had a special appeal: "Didn't you say before that you wanted to see my ability, that... experiment, right? Now is such a good opportunity, I don't have many opportunities to use my spiritual power!"

"Alright alright!"

Lin reluctantly put the phone back into his trouser pocket: "Compared to one of your juniors, this abundant moral integrity is really unbelievable."

Miss Hakurei Harumu turned her head to look at Rin who had already caught up with her, and said, "In fact, I think that the one who can inherit my title of Hakurei Miko must be very powerful, have a sense of justice, be hardworking and capable, gentle and kind, brave and upright...balabala..."

"She has integrity, but she's too narcissistic." Lin interrupted her self-praising words with a blank expression and a calm tone, "Just the fact that she's hardworking and capable can be used to edit ten textbooks on negative examples."

It is certain that she is very powerful. Not to mention Reimu, the urban management hero who will punch the iconic bosses of Gensokyo, such as the Eien-tei Putian Hospital and the Scarlet Devil Mansion Nursery in Gensokyo in the future, just look at the Hakurei miko in front of her. In just three years, she has undergone tremendous changes since the first time they met.

I remember when we first met, Hakurei Harumu was just an ordinary shrine maiden with average spiritual power. Now, her tremendous spiritual power is enough to even fight against an ordinary big monster.

According to Chun Meng himself, he was born with powerful spiritual power, but due to the inability to control it and due to factors such as excessive physical pressure, it has always been stored inside the body, and will only be released actively as he grows older.

Her master once said that when Hakurei Harumi turns eighteen, the spiritual power in her body will be fully released, which will also be the greatest tribulation in her life. If she can endure it, it would be the best. She might become the most powerful miko in history. If she can't endure it...

After chatting with the Hakurei Miko for a while, we had already entered the magical forest.

There is some fog in the forest, and the tall trees wrap the inside of the forest tightly. You can't see anything just by looking from above.

Rin and Hakurei Miko landed in the forest, and as soon as they landed on the ground, they scared away a group of little monsters who were having a party.

Looking at the poor monsters screaming and running away, Lin scratched his face: "The magic forest is full of monsters. How are you going to find the troublemaker monster?"

"...Then you underestimate us miko."

Bo Li Chun Meng smiled proudly: "Before I came, I had already captured its breath, and then I used some special spells to find her by following the breath."

"...So it's the same as Kame Kame. Then why did you choose the Enchanted Forest because you couldn't find it anywhere else?"

"So there is a distance limit... It's impossible to communicate with an outsider like you. Why don't you ask Yakumo Yukari? When she wants to find someone, can she only roughly estimate a certain range?"

"I see she can always find me..."

Rin thought about it, and it seemed that when she was still in the world of Heihua, Yakumo Yukari came to deliver the game cabin to Kaguya for the second time. She calculated the coordinates wrong, causing her to fall directly into the gap. However, she was very accurate in finding her, so maybe she had cast some spell on her.

Emmm, after all, in addition to the power of realm and spells commonly used by monsters, Yakumo Yukari is also proficient in various schools of Onmyoji, and is absolutely familiar with things like techniques.

Pulling out a royal coin from the two-dimensional space bag, Hakurei Miko waved her stick and silently chanted a spell. As the royal coin shone brightly, the fluorescence slowly condensed into a faint ribbon, surrounding the two of them, and then fluttered in one direction.

"Come on, keep up!"

Hakurei Harumu, who had shown off her skills in front of him, suppressed her joy and pride, shook her purple hair, and flew towards the direction of the light belt.

Well, now is not the time to be proud. Wait until we find that little monster.

……

The witch's trick was quite effective. The two stopped in front of an extremely old tree. There was a spacious tree hole in the middle of the withered tree. The tree hole was pitch black, and a band of light was circling around the tree hole. The strange thing was that the light on the light band was about to be swallowed up by the darkness.

"It seems like this is it."

The aura inside was very weak. Rin thought it was just a little monster, so she would just teach it a lesson. So she coughed lightly and said, "Come out. You have done something wrong and you must be punished. The law of Gensokyo clearly stipulates that monsters are not allowed to enter the human village to do bad things. I have done my best by not locking you up in the monster correctional facility."

Lin's kind words of advice went unanswered, and just as the two were about to resort to violence, a black mass emerged from the tree hole, then bypassed the two and fled in another direction.

The complete darkness obscured its entire appearance, spreading into a sphere with a diameter of two meters, and it escaped very quickly.

then……

With a "bang", Rin, who had dodged and stood in front of the other party, was hit directly by the short guy hidden in the darkness. He was fine, but the other party let out a small cry of pain and fell directly to the ground. Then he seemed to stand up again, bumped into Rin again, fell to the ground again, and then bumped into him again.

This spirit of perseverance is really touching. Lin felt embarrassed to continue bullying the other person, so when the other person continued to hit her, she simply wrapped it with "Qi". Only then did Lin realize that the other person's body was only the size of a seven or eight-year-old girl.

Hakurei Harumu on the side released light to dispel the darkness, but when the light was directly covered by the darkness, she was stunned for a few seconds before she realized that the darkness was actually magic.

Rin's energy merged with the darkness of magic, then she expelled the darkness directly and reached out to hug the little girl in black.

"Eh... So it's... Isn't this Lumia?"

After seeing the full appearance of the little girl, Lin was stunned for a moment. She had short golden hair, a hairstyle similar to Cirno's, red eyes, a delicate and cute face, and her little fangs were exposed when she struggled, and she was about to bite on Lin's protective "Qi".

This girl is relatively weak among monsters, and her intelligence is not that high. She basically plays with fairies like Cirno. To be honest... she is a man-eating monster, so she is rejected everywhere except by fairies. However, Reimu is still very good to her. She often disciplines her and takes her to play games, almost treating her like her own sister.

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Finding that she couldn't bite the other party, she roared twice, then dropped her arms like a broken doll, without any strength left, and her stomach growled with hunger.

"I'm so hungry... I want to eat..."

"This should be a dark monster. It looks weak and seems like it hasn't eaten for a long time."

The other party was in a similar state to when he first met Stupid Umbrella, and Rin nodded with certainty.

On the other hand, Hakurei Miko saw the other person's extremely cute appearance and somewhat silly behavior, a hint of change flashed in her eyes. She reached out and pinched her little face, then quickly retracted her hand when she was about to bite her.

"Wow! So cute!"

"⑩How can it not be cute?"

Rin also pinched her cheeks. Rumia knew that she was no match for him, so she could only puff out her cheeks and glare at Rin angrily, but she didn't dare to bite him.

"You know her?"

Hearing that Rin's tone seemed to be familiar with the little monster in front of him, Chunmeng asked curiously.

Lin put Lumia on the ground and bound her with "Ki" at the same time, and nodded: "I guess I know her. I heard that the only way for her to replenish energy is by cannibalism. I don't know the details."

Rumiya struggled a little and found it was useless. She left the house decisively, raised her head, and looked at Lin with a frightened look: "I don't know you..."

The Hakurei witch knocked her on the head and said, "Tell me first why you want to eat humans. All the other monsters are obedient, but you are not."

"me……"

Lumia looked left and right, knowing that she could not escape. She glared at Rin angrily and said with her head down, "I also know that eating people is against the law... But if I don't eat people, I won't be able to eat darkness, and I will starve... I have been hungry for almost a year."

Her pitiful appearance and looks easily made people sympathize with her, but cannibalism was a serious matter. Even the easy-going Hakurei Miko had to be stern: "It's dark everywhere at night, so you can't eat?"

She shook her head vigorously: "I can't eat it... Those are useless. Only the darkness in the human heart can be eaten..."

Her well-behaved appearance softened Hakurei Miko. Rin stroked her chin and said, "In other words, it cannot be taken out and eaten directly, and can only be eaten by humans? Magical darkness... In fact, it is not only in the hearts of humans, but in Gensokyo, except for Rumya, there is no one who can control darkness, and there are no items in this regard."

"So... no matter what... it can only be done through cannibalism?"

"Emm, let me try."

As he spoke, Lin took out his cell phone and rummaged through it, pulling out a few dark magic scrolls. He tore open one of the chapters and threw it directly on the ground, and a large amount of darkness and curse power gushed out.

Unexpectedly, when Rumia saw the darkness, her eyes suddenly turned bloodshot, her originally delicate expression became ferocious, she struggled hard, and an uncomfortable sharp cry came out of her mouth. The darkness in her body became thicker and thicker, almost breaking the air that enveloped Rin.

"Strange... Mutation?"

Hakurei Harumu quickly waved the Imperial Coin, ready to suppress the irrational Rumia, but Rin stretched out her hand to stop her: "Let's see if it's edible first, and then capture her later."

After saying that, she withdrew her energy directly and rushed towards the darkness like crazy, swallowing it in big mouthfuls. The dark power in her body became thicker and thicker. Even after she finished eating, she still didn't regain her sanity and turned around to attack Rin and Harumeng.

Lin's airflow continued to entangle her, but Lumya soon broke free. The two then discovered that her ability was more than a hundred times stronger than before.

Finally, the Hakurei Miko had no choice but to subdue her, tie her up and throw her to the ground.

Standing next to Rin, Hakurei Miko frowned, "This guy goes crazy when he sees darkness... Is there any good way?"

"I do have quite a few calming scrolls here, but they are all disposable..."

This is also a scroll in SAO. Because some monsters can cause people to fall into confusion and crazy negative buffs, this kind of scroll is quite commonly used.

The Hakurei Miko lowered her head and thought. Rumia's struggle and madness beside her eased a little, and it seemed that she would recover slowly over time.

"I have an idea!"

Hakurei Harumu clapped her hands heavily and smiled: "I have a way to directly transform the power of your scroll into a spell to suppress Lumia's madness."

The Hakurei shrine maidens of all generations are people who do what they say. Once they get down to work, they are extremely efficient and reliable.

After almost an hour's work, it was successful in one go. The power of dozens of scrolls was integrated into the spell. Hakurei Miko touched her two-dimensional pocket and found that she had forgotten to bring the talisman. She could only take out a small red bow and introduce the spell into it.

At this time, Rumia had fully recovered. She blinked her eyes, fell to the ground with her arms open, her face full of happiness. Although she didn't know how she suddenly felt full, she was... very happy.

"no problem."