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Every time he came back, Yakumo Yukari would intentionally or unintentionally pour ice water on his excited XX. I don’t know how many hundreds of millions of lives she owed her in her previous life.

"Um...Rin, long time no see."

Fortunately, Yiji was still normal, which made Lin feel a little relieved. He knew that he didn't have time to explain so much now, so he took a few steps to Yakumo Yukari's side, and the aura gushed out of his body. The "qi" that was at least dozens of times stronger than more than two hundred years ago directly merged with the divine power and realm power released by Yakumo Yukari and Yiji. After the conversion, the power of the two was forcibly increased by dozens of times, and the barrier that was originally fluctuating violently stabilized instantly.

While helping them to temporarily calm the barrier, Lin suddenly thought that with his current abilities, he wondered if he could directly imitate the other party's abilities while integrating them. In this way... wouldn't he be able to turn everyone's abilities into his own through "learning"?

Shit, then can't the Spell Card Exchange System be thrown directly into the trash? !

"Rin, you..."

Yakumo Yukari retracted her realm power, staggered and almost fell to the ground, and was pulled into Rin's arms. Her colleague comforted her, "Okay, okay, it won't be so hard in the future. Don't you still have me?"

Just as he was supporting his girlfriend, his second sister-in-law was about to fall down, so Rin had to stretch out his other hand to support Yiji.

Yiji's pale face flushed. Although she had been honest with Lin unilaterally, it was a pity that this was the first time for them to have such intimate skin contact. It was really too impolite and shameless... Great!

It felt like seven hundred emperors and eight hundred bell fairies were jumping around in her heart. Yiji's heartbeat quickened, and the arm around her shoulders made her a little breathless.

After finally stabilizing her breathing, Yiji turned her head to look at Rin, who she hadn't seen for a long time, and asked curiously, "Rin, you seem to be much stronger. Did you have any adventures?"

The idiot Rin couldn't see the reaction of Watatsuki Yorihime. As a great idler and elder with high IQ and EQ, how could Yakumo Yukari, who was as cunning as Huo Qing'e, not understand that this was just arousal? She rolled her eyes instantly and said, "I think that she probably had a dream and flirted with all the gods and goddesses, and then was given power."

"what?"

Rin looked at Yakumo Yukari strangely and nodded secretly: "Sister Yukari is worthy of being my fiancée. She is actually half right. Now the barrier can be stabilized for a while. Let's go back and I will talk to you slowly."

After bringing the two exhausted girls back to Yakumo Residence, they found that the sofa had been occupied by Lan and Hakurei Miko, who seemed to be talking and having a good time.

"Master Zi!"

Finally finding his master, Yakumo Aoi stood up suddenly, wagged his tail, and bowed quickly.

Zi nodded and slowly sat down on the sofa next to Yakumo Ai, while Watatsuki Yoriki also sat next to the Hakurei Miko. Rin looked around and found that there was no place, so she had to take out a set of sofas from her mobile phone space and sit down.

"Lan, go pour some tea, and let's talk about everything now."

"In front of this person on the ground?"

Watatsuki Yorihime turned her head to look at the Hakurei shrine maiden, and feeling the simple and friendly aura from her, her expression relaxed a little and she nodded to the Hakurei shrine maiden.

"Hey, we haven't been back for a hundred years. Are there new people in Gensokyo?"

At this time, the Hakurei priestess has fully understood the origin of Gensokyo, and guessed that the two new girls in front of her should be the Moon City Princess Watatsuki Yorihime and the monster sage Yakumo Yukari mentioned by Yakumo Aoi.

To be honest, if Yakumo Ai hadn't told her, Hakurei Miko would never have believed that in this place called Gensokyo, there would actually be great monsters and moon gods that existed in ancient times.

However, compared to ordinary people, she does not seem to have the concept of the survival of the fittest and blind worship of gods. Instead, she can look at things with a normal heart.

Just for this reason, Yakumo Yukari felt that this too young shrine maiden in front of her must have an unusual story. It must be said that the impression of the first meeting was still good.

Rin got close to Yakumo Yukari and whispered to her privately: "Sister Yukari, do you remember the Hakurei Reimu I told you about? She is like your other daughter."

"Bah! According to what you said, I am at most a guardian. What's the point of saying she is a daughter or not? Our daughter must be named Yakumo!"

"Those are not the main point. The main point is this shrine maiden, the first generation Hakurei shrine maiden. In other words, the stable Gensokyo of the future has a lot to do with her. If nothing unexpected happens, you and her will be close friends who are no worse than Yuyuko."

"Yeah, yeah, after all, the age difference is not that big, I think it's normal for them to be friends."

"..."

Suddenly, he gave Zi a "RUA". Considering that she was a patient now, Lin could only swallow this and officially started a cordial and friendly conversation.

Ps: Today my cat... an American shorthair got sick. At first I thought it had constipation and abdominal pain, so I used some lactic acid bacteria, but it ended up having diarrhea. I took it to the veterinarian again, and when I came back I kept feeding it saline solution from time to time until it finally recovered a little at night. I estimate it will be back to health tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

Well, it's because I have to take care of it that I will update so late. I have already asked for leave in the group. There will be probably two updates tonight, and three updates if I can cultivate until dawn.

Chapter 95: There is something wrong with Hakurei Miko's dream

"that……"

Several people had finished talking about the main points, and the bystander Hakurei girl raised her hand: "Can I ask a question?"

"You are a guest from afar, so don't be too polite. Just say whatever you want to say. I am a very easy-going monster."

Yakumo Yukari had been chatting for an hour, and with Rin constantly restoring her demonic power and adding the tested healing potion from Eirin into her tea, she now looked much better than before, at least not as dying as before.

By the way, this drug has been tested in various ways, and its side effects are that males and futas become temporarily extremely hyper, which is difficult to relieve. However, it is ineffective on females, so it is not a side effect for Yakumo Yukari.

"So, you actually want to be completely separated from the real world, not going out and not letting anyone in, right?"

"Well, Gensokyo was established over 300 years ago in the hope of creating an independent world."

Rin added, then looked at Yakumo Yukari: "This is also Sister Yukari's last...long-cherished wish."

Zi rolled her eyes and covered Lin's mouth with her fan: "To be honest, it's because you keep talking about Gensokyo in front of me. I don't have time to think about it. In fact, if we talk about wishes, I'm just fulfilling them for you."

"Wow! Is this the truth?! So is Gensokyo your dowry or my betrothal gift?"

The underage Hakurei shrine maiden was taught how to show affection by a man and a demon whom she had just met for two or three hours. She smiled awkwardly and bounced her butt on the sofa. She felt very high-end, fashionable and classy, ​​especially the huge black glass in front of her with moving images, which gave off a sense of luxury and made her, a poor outsider shrine maiden, feel the huge gap between the rich and the poor in life.

Stroking the handle of the golden teacup in her hand, looking at the prospective "couple" who were still showing off their affection like crazy, and Watatsuki Norihime who was sitting cautiously beside them with an envious look on her face and looked like a concubine, Hakurei Miko thought about it with her still immature emotional intelligence, and showed a look of surprise: "Wait! You... isn't this just like the Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio that came from the Qing Dynasty... that, that monster falling in love with a human, wow! Don't they have to consider their lifespan?!"

"Well...if we talk about time, I have lived for almost a thousand years."

"..."

No one knew what she was thinking about, but this Hakurei shrine maiden was so lost in her own fantasy that she completely stopped listening to the subsequent discussions.

After a long time, Yakumo Yukari and Iki went back to rest, Yakumo Aoi also started to cook. Rin half leaned on the sofa and took out her cell phone to call Kaguya. Only then did she know that Kaguya ran back to Yuedu to surf the Internet because the wifi speed in Gensokyo was too poor and there were no good games.

Of course, after Dorin has returned, Kaguya will quickly pack up and return to Gensokyo.

The miko finally woke up from her reverie. When she looked around and found that she and Rin were the only ones left in the living room, she hesitated for a few seconds and habitually grabbed a bunch of her hair on the side of her body: "Well, maybe I can help."

Rin put down his phone and his eyes lit up. This was exactly why he asked the Hakurei Miko to stay behind to listen to their conversation. Now that he already knew that the girl had an inseparable relationship with Gensokyo, following her would be like having a stepping stone.

"Maybe, maybe?"

When asked back by Rin, the miko blushed and turned her head away: "I don't have that ability yet, but soon... Don't use that look, it's not a problem of my personal ability. In fact, other shrines all have gods enshrined, but Hakurei Shrine doesn't, so there is one less source of power... Master told me that if I want to tap all my power, I have to wait until I reach adulthood at least."

Lin was still drinking Coke and almost spit it out: "Wait, you actually have a master, aren't you the first generation Hakurei Miko?"

At first, the witch lady didn't react, then her eyes widened: "You...you actually knew?"

"???"

Her face turned even redder, as if she was a girl who was caught by her father while secretly playing with a small yellow oil. She felt a little embarrassed and a little ashamed: "...I really don't look like a shrine maiden, right? Actually, my master is a Taoist priest, but I wanted to become a shrine maiden, so I found a place, ahem... Please, you only know this, please don't tell anyone!"

At this moment, Rin wanted to say that he actually didn't know either, and it was the shrine maiden who confessed it herself. It can be seen that there are still many naive people in Gensokyo.

He looked at the miko for a long time, lowered his head and asked in a deep voice: "Actually, I'm more interested in why you chose to help Gensokyo? I remember when we first met, you told me that you wanted to slay demons and monsters?"

"Emmm." She tapped her chin with her finger and smiled slightly. "Well, actually, what I hope more is that everyone can live in harmony, so that I can live a life of...protecting world peace."

"I understand. Since Miss Miko is willing to help, that's great. I will do my best to provide whatever I can."

"As long as I can stay in Gensokyo for a while longer, that's fine. Also, don't call me Miss Miko or Miss Miko. It's very rude to girls. My name is Hakurei... Haruka... Haruka (Haru) Yume."

(ps: Yao is pronounced the same as Haru in Japanese, and Haru… also means spring in Japanese.)

"puff!"

The Coke that failed to come out last time finally came out. Lin quickly took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, coughing and saying, "Puff, puff, your name... How badly do you want to have an erotic dream to call yourself that!"

Poor Miss Chunmeng's head was steaming, her face was completely red, she lowered her head, her eyes were misty because of shyness, and she explained in a trembling voice: "It's Haruka... Haruka in the distant past, not Haru... I... I thought you were a person with noble moral integrity and elegance, but it turns out you are just like those superficial guys, damn it... This was given by the master who raised me, and it's not my will! I don't care! No one is allowed to know my name in the future! You can't tell anyone, you can only call me Hakurei Miko!"

Miss Chunmeng is only fourteen years old this year. She has just transitioned from the loli period to a girl. Due to the difficult conditions, she has to take on responsibilities earlier than other children and mature faster. Even so, she has her own inferiority complex, so the gentle, generous and energetic girl's appearance did not last long before her true colors were exposed.

Lin thought about it and finally understood why even Aqiu didn't know the name of the first-generation shrine maiden... This...if it was written in the history book and read out loud, it would be a complete loss of dignity.

I understand Haru very well... Miss Harumeng nodded, and then couldn't help laughing out loud again. Please forgive him for becoming the expressionless man with a low sense of humor.

Seeing the other party raise her head, looking aggressive and a little angry, Rin picked up the Coke again and quickly blocked her mouth. After she regained her composure, she said, "Then please be more direct, Miss Hakurei Harume."

"It's the Hakurei Miko! Stop yelling Haruka!"

Anyway, bickering is the best way to enhance atmosphere and friendship. At least Rin and Harume, two young boys and girls who just met, can chat freely and have a very pleasant chat.

Zi, who was eavesdropping in the inner room, couldn't help but click the quilt with his fingers, with a look of fear on his face.

Are all our best friends trying to steal my husband? ? ? ? In that case, it's time to give Kaguya Hourai a few more best friends.

Bah! No, isn't it our own corner that we are trying to steal?

……

So Miss Hakurei Harume, who was homeless, jobless and wandering around, and even occupied other people's abandoned shrines, finally had her own place to live.

Miss Yakumo Yukari, who basically obeys Rin's every word and expects him to be a good girl, expressed her welcome to the shrine maiden and invited her to live in the human village temporarily.

By the way, not long after Rin left Gensokyo, a genius who never forgot came from the outside world. He was the seventh generation son of Goari. Now, once the old man dies, the eighth generation reincarnation, Aqiu, one of the representatives of Gensokyo's moral integrity, will appear in about a hundred years.

……

In just a day or two, Kaguya returned to the surface, fully armed, packed up all her equipment and returned to Gensokyo.

Of course, there was one thing she didn't tell Rin on the phone. When she was in Yuedu, after Yueyomi-sama came out of seclusion, Kaguya had a serious discussion with Yueyomi about her marriage.

Men should get married when they are old enough and women should get married when they are old enough, and Kaguya is not a young person who is thousands of years old. Marriage and funerals are natural. Tsukiyomizu-no-Mitsuko agreed immediately, but then mentioned Toyohime and Yoshihime, which made Kaguya a little confused.

She was going to marry, so why would she bring her two sisters to her husband's house? The more she listened, the more she felt something was wrong. She realized that her mother, who usually had a split personality and had never fulfilled her motherly responsibilities, was actually planning to marry Yoshihime and Toyohime together? !

Woc, she is not some buy one get two free TV commercial product, okay? ! Although this is a metaphor, Yorihime and Toyohime...

Emmm, in short, no matter for the Crystal Palace with few people or for the sisterhood after long-term coexistence, she will never allow or recognize this plan.

Unfortunately, Yue Ye Jian Zun is also a stubborn person who never changes his mind and won't listen to anyone's explanation, so the two of them parted on bad terms before they even talked about Lin's mother... that is, they just let both parents meet.

On the way back to Gensokyo from Moon City, Kaguya thought about it for a long time and decided that a god like Tsukiyomizu-kun was not suitable for a face-to-face meeting with parents, and that big problems would arise sooner or later, so she turned her attention to Eirin.

This made Moon's brain so excited that it couldn't find a blood vessel at the time, killing a rabbit and then saving it.

The psychological reaction of a big idler with a girlish face and a grandmother's heart cannot be easily guessed.

So after Kaguya got Eirin's promise, her first reaction when she saw Rin was not "Long time no see" but to pull him aside and ask when he would meet the parents.

"After I travel back in time, I will take you to meet my mother, okay?!"

Rin, who was forced to get married as soon as they met, surrendered immediately. He glanced at Yonglin, who was usually indifferent but was beaming with joy at this moment. Even if he was stupid, he could still know what she was thinking by referring to a certain dream.

"I haven't been back for almost a year. Let's go to the Human World to see if there are any new games in Gensokyo."

Rin readily agreed, and said goodbye to Eirin for the time being, and walked towards the human village with Kaguya. It was extremely difficult for a neet like him to go out, and in the future, she would have fewer opportunities to go out, so Rin chose to cherish it as much as possible.

When they arrived at the human world, they saw Meihong's patrol team coming towards them. When they saw Rin and Kaguya, they were happy at first, then sad, and their expressions changed.

"Haha, that damn turkey's expression keeps changing. Is he trying to imitate the circus's laughter and make me laugh to death? Eh? So, the clown's makeup matches the turkey very well, huh?"

"Gun, you mmp, you want to be scolded or beaten as soon as you come back? Laji, don't take my compassionate tolerance as cowardly tolerance, okay?"

The two girls were just like the ones Rin had seen in the future. Every time they met, they would either argue or fight. Their relationship was so good that even Rin was a little jealous.

Isn’t there a saying that goes… beating is love, scolding is love, and cutting up the body into pieces is true love?

Rin, who had not yet been chopped to pieces by a girl's axe, was the kind of guy who didn't mind talking without any pain in his waist. He pulled Kaguya over, said hello to Meihong, and dragged her away in a hurry.

After finding a video game store, Kaguya was enthusiastically selecting the games she was interested in and her favorite peripherals, but she was shocked to find that the store, which used to be filled with a wide variety of goods, was now bleak and there was not a single game CD available.

"It's over, it's all over. We can't sell it anymore. The game's operating rights have been taken away by the prop shop called Xianglintang in the Magic Forest. It has become a specialty store. We are going to starve to death!"

Amid the boss's desperate cries, Kaguya's eyes lost their luster and she walked out of the store dejectedly.

"The Magic Forest... is so far away. I won't go there anymore. I might as well just buy it online and download it... I originally wanted a physical copy, wuwuwu... Husband~ Sir~"

Her delicate call made his hair stand on end. He almost thought he had entered an anime. He hurriedly took two steps back, his face stiff: "I... I know. I will buy all the physical copies for you when I have time."

"I haven't seen you for a few months. Idiot Rin has become smarter... Tsk, what a pity."

"…If I hadn't learned my lesson, I would have been under Eirin's scalpel by now."

After chatting with Kaguya about this and that, they had already left the Human Village and were passing through the Industrial Development Zone. They happened to see Miss Hakurei Harume looking up at the 28-story administrative building of Kappa Heavy Industries and the advertising screen hanging upstairs that was promoting the corporate culture. She was stunned and felt more and more old-fashioned. Her movements and demeanor now looked like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

"Hey! Ms. Hakurei, didn't you say yesterday that you were going to preach to the fairies of the Mist Lake? How come you have time to go to the development zone today?"

Rin greeted her, but Kaguya's eyes were fixed on her phone, and she relied on Rin's arm to navigate when walking. When she heard Rin's voice, she raised her head and looked at Hakurei Harumi, but found that she was just an ordinary human who had just entered adolescence, so she didn't pay any attention to her.

However, Hakurei Harumeng saw that Rin was a little excited, and hurriedly took off the phone hanging around her neck, and ran to Rin's side: "You came at the right time, the kappas gave me a phone before... but I don't know how to use it! Can you teach me?"

Rin took the phone, took a look at it, it was a very ordinary smart phone, and began to explain it patiently to the customer. Regrettably, even the aunties in Gensokyo could easily master the usage, but Chunmeng was like a modern old man in his seventies or eighties who was not interested in electronic products. He only seemed to understand it after several explanations.

She was given an instruction manual and asked to go back and study it by herself. Rin and Kaguya returned to Eientei. Suzusen and the rabbits had already cleaned the room. When the chief surgeon, Yagi Eirin, was away, she, the apprentice, served as the doctor... There were no side effects, and the praise rate was unexpectedly high. Of course, the premise was that they were all common diseases.

It might take at least one or two months for Yakumo Yukari to rest, and Rin didn't intend to disturb her sleep and recovery. The welcoming banquet of Eien-tei invited all the monsters in Gensokyo, and most of them said that they would gladly attend the invitation in the evening. Of course, it was he who called and invited Kazami Yuuka personally.