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"The problem is that this isn't a serious fairy tale. After the war, I'll buy you a storybook."

"But……"

"There's nothing but. Sakura, think about it, what can you learn from this book?"

"Mmmmm..." Sakura bit her finger and thought about it carefully. Suddenly, she looked up in confusion. "In fairy tales, the prince and princess are siblings."

Xiaoxue added with a smile: "In the end, they lived happily together."

“…MMP!”

Chapter 28 I can never guess what will happen next in the story

"You two, sit up straight like you're in class!"

Although they didn't quite understand why Lin suddenly gritted his teeth, the two little girls still knelt upright and obediently, looking as if they were listening to instructions.

Lin shook the book in his hand as if it were a copy of the Seven Deadly Sins. "I'm telling you, everything in this book is wrong. It's all poisonous and is harming children and teenagers. Besides, the prince and princess are from different countries. There's no blood! relationship! between them!"

Letting out a long sigh, Lin pretended to put the book behind him and threw it into his phone. He rubbed his brows, feeling that he had worried a lot about this family.

"You must remember that brothers and sisters cannot live together like in books."

Xiaoying and Xiaoxue looked at each other, then continued to stare at his face: "Brother, what if they are not siblings?"

"Eh?" After thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is no problem. Lin said in a deep voice, "Then they are a normal couple, but you are still too young. You have to wait until you grow up before you can fall in love."

"Oh~~" The two little lolis nodded in unison, their eyes still full of admiring little stars.

Seeing his sister so well-behaved, Rin felt for the first time a sense of honor and responsibility as an older brother.

Since the boss of the family only knows how to harm the children, and the other sisters don’t have time to teach Ying and Xue, then this glorious mission falls on me!

"Alright! Let's get started. Let's find Jiang Hui first. The three of us will split up and do our work."

"..."

Xiaoxue was hesitant. "Well, it's better for you to stay here, brother. There are my people everywhere outside. If you go out, you will definitely be caught."

"……ORZ, okay."

Lin was left sitting alone in the empty house, trying to figure out why he was still a drag despite all the tricks up his sleeve.

"Eh?! That's not right! Don't I have a lucky cheat? No one can catch me!"

for a long time……

At this moment, Hui was like a defeated dog, sitting opposite Rin, trying hard to hold back tears, biting her lower lip with extreme endurance, which suddenly made Rin feel indescribable guilt.

Hui's failure came from the fact that she fell into the trap set by herself and her second sister when she tried to save herself...

So he has to take half the responsibility.

"Hui, my second sister and I were planning to lure my third sister over here, but we didn't expect you to come."

Placing his hands on Hui's head, Rin ruffled her blonde hair like an anime protagonist.

Huh? It feels pretty good... like, like a golden retriever.

"Huicai doesn't need to apologize..."

Hui turned her head away with a temper like a spoiled little princess, but she rubbed her head against his hand involuntarily, and she acted upright just like a textbook example.

"Well, don't be patient. Failure is human nature. Cry if you want to. I won't laugh at you."

Jingu Hui's eyes were red. This was the first time she suffered a setback. She was the first one to be eliminated among the seven people, which dealt an unprecedented blow to her self-esteem.

It would be fine if it was a fair failure, but it happened to be Second Sister Ming's weird conspiracy.

"Ei won't cry! Brother, you idiot... Uwaa ...

The more she thought about it, the sadder Hui felt. She burst into tears and wiped her tears: "Hui is obviously the strongest! The stupid brother and the bad sister teamed up to deceive Hui... It hurts so much to be thrown to the ground..."

This caught Rin off guard. For the first time in her life, she felt how destructive a girl's tears could be.

It's a pity that he is a loser in the liberal arts field whose essays are so horrible that the teachers can't even understand them. How can you expect him to say anything comforting?

nonexistent.

Ying glanced at Hui who was crying and sniffling, and then looked at her useless brother who was at a loss and could not do anything, her eyes were full of "vicissitudes".

Reaching out to pull Hui's clothes, Ying saw her eyes, which were as swollen as walnuts, looking at her. Ying said, "Sister Hui, Xiaoying and Xiaoxue asked me before..."

Then she leaned over to Hui's ear and said something, but even though Rin's hearing was much better now, she still couldn't hear anything clearly.

Then... Huijiang swallowed her tears and burst into laughter.

"Humph, stupid brother, what are you looking at? Do you think Hui will really cry? She is just acting to comfort her useless brother..."

"what?"

Lin looked puzzled. Why was he dragged into this matter for no reason? And he was so arrogant with no basis at all.

Forget it, forget it, after all I am the elder brother.

"In that case... let's discuss a plan, Hui. I hope you can lend me a hand."

"Humph, Huicai doesn't want to help my brother. He just wants to defeat my second sister and avenge her. That's it."

You can never correct a person who says one thing but acts another, just like you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

Lin habitually put his right hand on his chin: "Second sister's music also has weaknesses. It's okay as long as you plug your ears so that you can't hear it clearly. In other words, Hui only needs to modify your mechanical creature and remove the sound sensor and there will be no problem."

What he said made sense, but Hui's mind was not on that: "I don't want those stupid spiders. I still have a secret weapon that I haven't used yet, but..."

She hesitated for a moment and continued, "But it's in the underground garage, which is quite a distance from here. Although I was eliminated, it seems that the eldest sister is worried about me, and someone is still looking for me everywhere."

Rin had no such worries at all. She glanced at Sakura and Snow beside her, as if she had mastered the wisdom: "Don't worry, it will be fine. And I want to go this time too! Don't look at me like that! Of course I have a way... Besides, I also want to ride a mechanical creature and become a mobile suit!"

So, the four of them hit it off.

"Ninja Technique: Open Sesame."

Xiaoxue formed hand seals like a Naruto, and the passage on the ground was opened.

Sakura and Koyuki, one carrying Rin and the other carrying Hui, jumped directly into the passage.

Only then did Rin realize that there were pipeline facilities all below. Sakura had been leading him around in twists and turns and he could no longer tell the directions, but he could still tell that he was heading upwards, which meant... their base was underground.

Until he pushed open the lid above his head and appeared in the garden, Rin was completely certain... the Jingu family's manor had been messed up by his sisters... maybe one day the house would collapse.

Ying put the lid on and covered the grass carefully, so that nothing could be seen wrong from the outside.

With Lin using a hack, the group successfully bypassed the helicopter surveillance and mercenaries and arrived at the garage.

Then... the back wall of the garage slowly opened to both sides, and Rin's eyes changed from curiosity to dullness, and finally to shock.

His fingers trembled as he pointed at the thing in front of him that was as big as a standing truck, and his lips opened and closed like a staff.

"This...isn't this...a Gundam?!" (Small)

"Mmm!"

Chapter 29: Six Aunts in Gensokyo! (Death in Progress)

The blue and pink body is majestic and domineering, the smooth metal lines reflect the brilliant light, and the mighty and majestic torso is a symbol of strength. The right hand holds a handsome gun, and the left hand is an unbreakable shield.

This is a symbol of destruction!

The most eye-catching thing is the huge metal hammer of unknown purpose and the golden ponytail woven with electric wires, all of which show that this Gundam is a female.

Huh? Damn?

No no, it doesn't matter.

Lin Nantai was excited, pointing at the Gundam and looking at Hui: "Can I, can I drive it?!"

"No, I don't know how to operate it, and it will ruin the hard work of Hui."

His honesty was like an icy arrow that pierced directly through his heart, leaving him speechless.

Then he thought again, there will always be a chance anyway, his mood recovered, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, took a picture of Gundam left and right, as if paparazzi was reborn.

By the way, isn’t there a person in the group who’s quite a Gundam fan?

Adhering to the good moral principle that happiness is shared with others rather than enjoyed alone, Lin sent all the photos to the group.

“@Ahhh my Gundam, it’s your Gundam. [picture][picture][picture].”

"Lord Sufang:..."

"Ahhh my Gundam: This is really a Gundam ahhhh! So cool!"

"You're just trying to fuck me, Sanae. Calm down."

"Ahhh my Gundam: mine! It's all mine! I finally see the real Gundam! Quick, Rin! Tell me where it is!"

"On the importance of stuffing money boxes: ... [holding his head], President, you are just looking for trouble."

"Lord Subo: Calm down, calm down."

"You want to smear me, an old woman, just to fuck the frog: it's just a model, look carefully, calm down."

"Ahhh my Gundam: I don't care! It's a Gundam!"

"On the importance of stuffing money boxes: Hey, hey, people from Moriya Shrine, take this crazy thing away. Her saliva is all over the tatami, and it's very troublesome to clean up."

"Ahhh my Gundam: Rin! I'll give you my spell cards for free, including the two spell cards at home. All I want is that Gundam!"

"Ahhh my Gundam has withdrawn a message."

"Forever 17-year-old girl: Sorry, guys, you guys go on, let's take this guy home."

Eh? Before Lin could read the last message clearly, the other party had already withdrawn it, but according to a man's seventh sense, he felt that this Gundam fan was most likely punished by his parents.

"On the importance of money boxes: By the way, President, you can afford to build these things, does your family have a lot of money?"

"That's right?"

"On the importance of stuffing money boxes:! How much... How much money?"

“I’m not sure, but I think I can buy two or three prefectures.”

He said this so bluntly that Rin could feel as if he had pierced his heart directly across a distant world.

"On the importance of putting money in the money box: I... I... [sitting upright], I am fifteen years old, of good looks, gentle and virtuous, beautiful, good at housework, knowledgeable about sex, and can give birth. I have no elders at home, have never had physical contact with the opposite sex, my first kiss and virgin membrane are still there, I have never been in love, and I am innocent..."

"????"

"Let's have some DA☆ZE: I'm afraid you didn't take your medicine today?"

"The eternal 17-year-old girl: ..."

"On the importance of putting money in the money box: Rich people, it doesn't matter if you don't want to get married, 500 yen for service, 1000 yen for extra time, 1 yen for a full set, 10 yen for anything!"

"Let's have one DA☆ZE: Calm down, Reimu! I'm here to bring you medicine!"

“??? Did you…really not take your medicine today?”

"On the importance of putting money in the cash box: It's okay if you don't want to have sex! All my spell cards can be traded, I just want money!"

"On the Importance of Stuffing Money Boxes Retracted a Message."

"Forever 17-year-old girl: calm down and stop talking nonsense, or it won't be a warning next time. You won't get a penny of Lin's money, so why are you so mad?"

"On the importance of putting money in the money box: Ahahaha, you damn old woman, cutting off my financial resources is equivalent to taking my life, I will fight you to the end! @All members, listen carefully, there are one lotus, two ghosts, three big eights, and six aunts in Fantasy Township! Purple mother is the greatest! Pangu created the world and the chaos split! The Yin and Yang realms are divided! The age of Hongmeng is unknown! I only know that I was born when the world was created! How old am I now? One chaos is one year!"

"Donor, you are in danger of bloodshed: hehe." "Sunflower: hehe." "I want to eat the game cabin: hehe." "Virtue and medicine: hehe." "You are slandering me, an old woman, just to fuck a frog: hehe."

"Let's have some DA☆ZE: Goodbye." "My majesty: Goodbye." "This article is fresh and upright, and it is honest and trustworthy. Goodbye." "Lucky rabbit Lala: Goodbye..." "People's teacher: Goodbye"...

Until the entire screen was filled with the words "Go!", Lin felt that he would not be able to see this shameless person for a long time.

So why are you guys going crazy?

Lin sighed and turned off his phone. He felt that since he was hanging out with this group of weirdos, it would only be a matter of time before he would go to see the Nozha Town that his buddies were talking about.

While he was chatting, Hui had already activated her Gundam. With a huge roar and strong airflow behind it, the Gundam took its first step in this battle.

"With Hui here, I'm sure to win!"

Rin nodded in agreement, staring at the small Gundam with envy and jealousy.

The roof above the garage slowly opened, and the thrusters on Gundam's heels started up. He took a step back with his left foot, and his body catapulted into the air, leaving cracks on the ground.