Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

Looking closely, aren’t these two little girls in ninja costumes Sakura Jingu and Yuki Jingu?

"you……"

He put his hand on his forehead and turned sideways: "No need to explain, I already know, Ninja is right."

The two little girls nodded in unison, and Xiaoxue's soft and sticky voice rang out: "Xiaoying and I are authentic descendants of the Iga School."

"I have a really big heart..." Not wanting to know where these two little girls learned all that crap, nor wanting to know what other special skills they have besides their weird camouflage skills and immense strength, Lin rubbed his brows.

It doesn’t matter. You all have cheats anyway, so I wouldn’t be surprised even if one of you is a time traveler.

I'm just wondering, you guys are so awesome, why don't you go save the world? Why are you the protagonist of a book? Don't you think it's shameful to leave the job of saving the world to me?

Lin's current mood is like trying to rescue a person who is about to fall off a cliff. The person is clinging to the edge of the cliff with one hand, and he can be rescued by simply raising his other hand, but he insists on using that hand to play with his mobile phone.

What can I say? Because of you, the audience is now saying that among the eight members of our Jingu family, I am the weakest one, okay?!

Lin was so sad that he lost the ability to think. He subconsciously wanted to take out his cell phone, but he was suddenly startled. He realized that he had nothing on his body except a pair of panties and the pendant. His face became a little panicked.

"Where's my phone?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Sakura stretch out her hands, and in her open hands was his cell phone.

"When I was rescuing my brother, I saw it on the table and took it."

"It's okay, it's okay." Rin quickly reached out and took back his golden finger, "Thanks, Sakura... By the way, didn't you take my clothes back?"

The little Lolita shook her head, her eyes still fixed on Lin.

Feeling cold both mentally and physically, Rin could only look at Xiaoxue for help: "So, you want me to stay naked?"

Being stared at by him, Xue, who was already timid, gradually became moist in the eyes and timidly tugged at Ying's clothes.

Ying nodded expressionlessly, "I'll go get some clothes from my brother's room, but my brother wants to form an alliance with us. My second sister is just using my brother and is not trustworthy."

Even if she didn't say it, Lin knew that the second sister was no longer the honest girl in his mind.

"Besides, brother, it's important."

Very important! Very important... very important...

Those three words were like a heavy hammer, which almost made Lin's heart stop and made him feel light-headed. The sound lingered in his ears for a long time without fading away.

It turns out... I am still quite important!

"Even though my brother is useless and will hold us back, Xiaoxue and I are still willing to go with him."

Already immersed in his sister's dependence on him, Rin's brain automatically ignored the following sentence, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.

"Okay! Alliance!"

As for my second sister... just sell her off. This is war! Intrigue and deception are common.

So, Sakura nodded, crossed her two white and tender hands quickly to make a strange gesture, and then put her palms on the ground.

"Ninjutsu: Random Teleport."

What the hell?

Under Rin's eyes, which looked as if he had seen a ghost, the tatami under Sakura slowly opened up, leaving a crack that was so dark that the bottom could not be seen. Then, the little girl jumped down, and the crack gradually closed.

I see, it's another mechanism created by the painting, right?

Lin looked at him calmly, then looked away. However, Xue beside him never took her eyes off him.

In less than two minutes, her eyelids began to twitch, her little head moved up and down, and then she curled up beside Rin, making tiny cries.

"..."

Lin's lips curled up slightly, revealing a knowing smile. He stretched out his hand, placed it on Xue's head, and rubbed her soft chestnut hair.

In her sleep, Xue subconsciously shook her head and rubbed his hand, like a kitten.

While gently touching Xiaoxue's head, Lin unlocked his phone, turned the screen brightness to the dimmest, and then opened the temporary conversation window of the chat software.

"Today I discovered that not only is my eldest sister extremely powerful, my second sister can control intelligent creatures with music, my older sister is a genius in black technology, my two younger sisters are ninjas, and my third sister is probably an incredible figure as well. Tell me... how come they are so powerful that they become the protagonists of hentai?"

"Lucky Tuna: Maybe it's the erosion of the power of the Yin Demon? You know, this kind of thing is the most unreasonable. Even the goddess may be affected if she doesn't check it for a while."

"Want to die once? Maybe the protagonist is more powerful and can easily subdue your sister."

"Game Maniac: Ahem... Yeah, why? Anyway, there are all kinds of reasons. Don't dwell on the details. You just need to save them. And you can't just solve the objective factors, you have to start from the subjective. For example, purify their hearts when you have nothing to do, and stay away from them as much as possible during the season when they are prone to estrus to prevent the invasion of the power of the Yin Demon."

Lin thought about it and felt that what the three people said made sense. Although his buddy's words were irrelevant, it was obvious that they were doing it for his own good. For a moment, he felt that he had a long way to go, especially under the premise that the person he was trying to save was also his teammate and his pitfalls.

"By the way, you guys tell me, should I strengthen my wisdom? I seem to have seen Athena's blessing in the exchange list before."

"Lucky Tuna: Not necessary!"

"Want to die once? No."

"Game Maniac: How can that be possible!"

"...?"

"Lucky Tuna: What I mean is... you see, Athena is not on the same side as us. Let me tell you, this person looks gentle and virtuous, but he is actually a cunning and unscrupulous businessman. The things he sells are definitely not good. Don't be fooled."

"Want to die once? Brother Lin... it's good like this... quite, quite smart."

"Game Maniac: Yes, yes, as your good friend, I am definitely on your side. There is nothing wrong with your wisdom now, are you doubting yourself?! Besides, there are no more points to buy wisdom blessings, so don't worry."

The three people said in unison, so Lin had to put this plan aside for the time being.

Damn it, I also want to be like Chu Xuan and Conan!

Forget it. With my own wisdom, isn’t it more than enough to deal with this world?

Chapter 27 If this continues, I will go to Germany for orthopedics.

The spring breeze blows and the war drums beat, who does the Jingu family fear?

The roar of the helicopters was still ringing, and there were as many as a hundred mercenaries patrolling back and forth on the ground. Even if they were only dealing with six people, it was like rushing to the battlefield.

The huge command room was brightly lit. Jingong Kanade supported the table with one hand and placed the other hand on his chin. He frowned slightly and stared at the 12 12*144 high-definition screens in front of him.

At this moment, she was wearing a British colonel's military uniform, which made her look even more heroic.

The screen showed surveillance footage from every corner of the Jingu Manor, and every blade of grass and tree could be seen clearly. In addition to her, there were six mercenaries in the command room monitoring the screen.

On the sofa not far away, Jingu Kana lazily lay on the sofa and browsed the dirty Facebook. She inadvertently glanced at Jingu Kanade who was in deep thought, and continued to look at her phone: "Kou, your advantage this time is not as big as last time, you might lose."

"That's none of your business. I can't lose."

"Ah..." Kana turned over and turned off her phone, propping up her head and looking at her, "I just want to know how my little Rin is doing now?"

"You only have your son in your heart."

Although the tone was not very good, Kana could tell that there was no malice in Jingu Kanade's words. She narrowed her eyes slightly and chuckled: "Haha, I care about you too, we are all family."

"Don't worry, Rin is fine. Yin released the news before, saying that Rin and Naruto were together. It seems that she was taken away by Sakura and Yuki not long ago."

"This child is really worrying."

Jinguou opened his mouth, but nothing came out.

At this moment, the intercom on the table suddenly rang.

"Commander calling, Commander calling, this is E47, do you read?!"

"Copy that, what happened?!"

"Commander, we found a secret door in the greenhouse. Please give us instructions on how to break through!"

Secret door?

Zou was very clear in her mind that the only thing that could appear in the greenhouse could be the secret room of her good third sister.

Finding a huge breakthrough, Zou's frown relaxed and his face flushed, "Everyone in Team E, listen up! Raid the greenhouse!"

……

Ten mercenaries gathered in front of the oil painting in the greenhouse. The leading man knocked on the frame again, and after confirming that there was no solid wall behind it, he nodded.

Two mercenaries pushed the cutter forward, and it started with a "squeak". The blade of the cutter quickly rotated, and then another person manipulated it to cut the entire painting in half.

"Okay, charge!"

After carefully entering the secret door in a tactical posture, everyone discovered that this was actually a large chemical laboratory.

The captain couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat off his forehead. What a bunch of freaks these people in this big family are!

"Team one, stand guard, team two, guard the gate, and the rest, follow me to search!"

After giving the order, the four people walked forward slowly and cautiously.

When they were about to reach the main test bench, they heard movement on the ceiling above their heads. The four people subconsciously raised their guns, and the blue BB bullets all hit the sprinkler heads used for fire extinguishing. The strange thing was that afterwards, all the sprinkler heads in the entire laboratory suddenly began to release light blue gas.

The gas spread extremely quickly, filling the entire laboratory in a few breaths, and all the mercenaries fell to the ground.

The door of the laboratory was opened wide, allowing all the gas to rush into the greenhouse and fill the entire room.

"Hello?! Calling Team E, where are the people?!"

"Drip..."

Zou put down the intercom in his hand and snorted coldly: "Sure enough, I underestimated my sister. So many people were killed in a short time."

……

Rin had no idea about the friction between her eldest sister Jingu Kanade and her third sister Jingu Oton.

At this time, he had already put on his clothes and was kneeling together with his two sisters to discuss matters like ancient warriors.

On the wooden table opposite them was a piece of paper with a rough floor plan of the Jingu family and everyone's name marked on the side.

"All the maids are Big Sister's subordinates. We can only rely on ourselves."

Rin's face darkened, he crossed out the word "maid" with a pen, and then reached out to Jingu E's name.

Just as he was hesitating, his cell phone started vibrating. When he opened it, it turned out to be an email from Kana Jingu.

"I now declare that the Jingu E badge has been obtained by Jingu Ming, and Jingu E has lost the qualification to participate in the competition."

The first one to be eliminated was indeed Hui!

Rin touched his chin and circled her name: "Although Hui failed, her black technology is a great help. Sakura, you have the best relationship, find a way to win her over... The reason is to seek revenge on the second sister."

"clear."

"Then the most important thing is to collect intelligence. The second sister will definitely not use the original base, so we need to find out where her new territory is. In addition, we also need to find out the power of the third sister and the eldest sister. Ninjas are masters of intelligence."

The two little girls looked at each other and then stared at him intently, as if they were looking at a staff that had been successfully cured.

"Don't look at me like that. I... am quite smart if I think about it carefully..."

Then, the two lolis' eyes turned into starry eyes of admiration again.

"Ahem, let me ask you, Xue, how did you know that I was arrested?"

At this moment, Xiaoxue did not seem to be sleepy at all, and her eyes were full of seriousness: "Xiaoying and Xiaoxue followed brother back to the room. The wall clock was Xiaoxue. Ying disguised herself as a cabinet and changed her clothes in no time. Brother did not notice at all."

"..."

Lin was silent. Thinking that he had been staring at the clock for about ten minutes without finding anything wrong with it, he couldn't help but want to cover his face.

Ying tilted her head and thought about it, then suddenly stretched out her hand and drew a circle: "Brother has a great figure, and *＆% looks big, just like what's written in the book."

"...! Where is that book? Hand it over!"

Seeing Lin covering his crotch as if someone had stepped on his tail, Xiaoxue reluctantly pulled out a book from under the cushion where she was kneeling and handed it to Lin, her eyes full of pleading.

"Grimm's Fairy Tales...XX version?!"

After opening it, I found that the content was really profound and the words used were outrageous.

Lin closed the book with gritted teeth. Very good. Last year he saw his mother give Xiaoxue and the others a collection of fairy tales. It turned out that there was a secret behind it... Is this shameless old woman harming her own daughter like this?

Sakura and Xiaoxue were only nine years old at that time!

"This book has been confiscated. You are not allowed to read anything like this again."

"But." Sakura looked at Rin unmoved, "The teachers said that children of this age should read more fairy tales."