Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

"You're so stupid, let's do it."

Zi Yuguang was watching anime and was getting upset, and when he saw that Lin still didn't turn off the phone despite his clumsy actions, he snatched the phone away and started pressing the buttons on the side of the phone, but when there was no response, he just started shaking it. Finally, he stood up in anger, raised the phone and was about to smash it to the ground.

"Keep the machine!"

Lin stood up in panic and grabbed the phone, his face full of fear: "Sister Zi, stop it, if you really smash it, our future lives will be over!"

Although this machine has been permanently plugged in by three girlfriends, but... who knows if you, a big monster, will really break it!

Two people were fighting over the phone, neither of them was willing to let go, both stubbornly believed they could handle it, only the poor phone made a pitiful sound of xxx.

During the struggle, Rin was tripped by Yakumo Yukari and fell on her, pushing her down on the tatami. Even so, both of them still held the phone tightly and were unwilling to let go.

There was a "swish" sound, as if some cloth was tearing. Yakumo Yukari and Rin were both shocked and returned to staring at each other again.

Lin swallowed through the cloth and said, "That... the future square panties, the quality is not very good..."

Yakumo Yukari was unable to move, she bit her lip and turned her head away. Rin quickly climbed up and buried his head under the quilt, and at this moment... the phone in his hand began to shut down.

Lin was filled with hatred, and resisted the urge to chop his phone into pieces. He dug out his pants, and quietly changed under the quilt.

Fortunately... Fortunately, Sister Zi actually has pants under her Taoist robe.

Yakumo Yukari sat up as if she had lost her mind, feeling poetic inside and outside her pants. She quickly used her demonic power to dispel it, then squinted her eyes and looked at Rin.

"Sister Zi...?"

Rin changed his pants and stood up. He watched Yakumo Yukari approaching step by step with a wooden face. The uneasiness in his heart continued to spread, and he quickly stepped back.

Finally, he retreated to the wall and had no way to avoid it. Yakumo Yukari stretched out her hand and pushed him against the wall. She smiled slightly, but there was no smile in her eyes: "Sure, you dare to rape me."

"I..." Rin swallowed again and explained in a panic, "It was an accident... Was it really an accident?"

"Accident? If you want to talk about accidents, why did you take off all your clothes except for your panties when you were in the same room with me?"

I...can I say that I took off my pants because I was too anxious and getting hot?

"Haha, if our pants weren't made of demonic power, you would have come in by now, right?"

"I...I really didn't mean it!"

Lin felt like he was struck by bad luck again and was in tears. How could he get rid of such a hard blame?

It must be...it must be Touma who passed the bad luck to him through the other world!

Lin thought truthfully, and at the same time looked at Zi in front of him in panic, not knowing what fate he would face next.

“Wow! Sister Zi, please spare the chicken!”

……

In fact, not only women, but even female monsters can lose their minds.

Lin was walking on the street feeling the cold wind, and he looked up at the night sky with a sense of despair. Very good... now whatever physiological problem he had was solved.

Yakumo Yukari finally spared his life, but when she thought about how she was almost killed by accident, she became furious and kicked Rin out, leaving him to sleep on the street for a night.

Rin did say what to do if he was captured by a monster, but Yakumo Yukari responded with "We don't care whether you get eaten or raped" and threw him out of the window.

Of course, he really had no complaints in his heart. After all, if Yakumo Yukari hadn't worn pants this time, and the pants were not very strong, who knows what the angle would be...

Moreover, after Yakumo Yukari grabbed him in a rage, he actually coughed.

Come to think of it, this... seems to be responsible.

"Ah... this isn't a solution. It's not that late now. Let's just look for a place to stay."

After walking around, I found that all the nearby inns were full, but the Kicho across the street was still very lively.

"Um...it seems like they can also provide accommodation?"

Lin thought about it and thought it would be nice to watch the ancient dance, have some midnight snack and then find a place to sleep, so she turned and walked into Kicho.

Lin found the most luxurious and grand-looking geisha shop and walked in curiously. Apart from the classical architecture and clothing features of District 11, everything else was just average.

How should I put it? Although this kind of place offers special services, there are people who come just to watch the dancing and drink, but most of them seem to be enjoying themselves so much that they don't want to leave.

Most of the people who came here were samurai. Rin was led by the mama-san to an empty seat. He ordered some plum wine and snacks, but did not ask for any girls. He sat alone.

I was bored as I watched the dancers in kimonos performing traditional, pretentious steps on the wooden stage, feeling extremely disappointed.

I have to say that, in comparison, the dance of the shrine maidens is more elegant and beautiful. This kind of pretentious dance and weird music are very annoying.

In contrast to the bored look on his face, the men in other seats all applauded enthusiastically, staring at the beautiful woman on the stage, not wanting to blink even.

“Is it so beautiful?”

Lin looked at the dancing woman carefully and shook his head. He was used to seeing pretty girls, and he really despised the ones with heavy makeup like this.

"it is good!"

At this moment, the bare-chested and bearded warrior beside him slammed the table, stood up from his kneeling position, and said with a red face from drinking: "Tonight, Ryuji will accompany me!"

With a "puff", the light plum wine sprayed out of Lin's mouth, and he looked at the geisha in great surprise.

Long Er, this name clearly means a man! If you look closely, you can see that he has an Adam's apple!

Damn, this world is so gay!

Chapter 4 is over. I will be caught by Yakumo Aoi for breeding (5/)

That’s right, this geisha named Ryuji Hirasaka is a cross-dresser.

This is the answer compiled from the lines that broke out when many samurai were fighting for the possession. Rin hid in the corner alone and watched this annual fan-winning drama, feeling neither sad nor happy.

However, the gay guy named Ryuji noticed him, his eyes lit up, and he nimbly avoided the samurai's blockade and walked towards Rin.

As he walked, he took out a piece of cloth from his arms, compared it with the original, and the ecstasy on his face could no longer be concealed, and he even revealed a fox face for a moment.

Rin noticed his expression, quickly put down the cup in her hand, threw two gold coins, and ran away.

"Is this thing a male fox demon?"

He left in a hurry, which made Long Er, who had just approached, stunned for a moment. He then covered his mouth and giggled: "It must be that young man. It's really a piece of cake to find it after searching for a long time."

Seeing the warriors behind her surrounding her again, and thinking that she didn't want to let go of so many prey as she had to hold a group meeting later, the fox demon turned around, her eyes turned pink, and everyone in the geisha shop was stunned where they were, with empty eyes.

The spell of bewitching was successful, and the fox demon was overjoyed: "Go and help me catch that boy!"

"Hi!"

With a unified voice, the samurai, including the mama-san and other geishas, ​​all dispersed and chased after Rin.

The fox demon transformed into a gray-haired three-tailed fox, jumped out of the store window, and disappeared in an instant.

Rin wanted to run to the inn where she lived, but she had lost her way when she tried to find other inns, and she couldn't find the right way after running around in the numerous streets.

Not only that, because I was in such a hurry when I came out, I forgot to locate the location on my phone map, and for a moment I was so lost for directions that I didn't know where to go.

I thought that since my lucky plug-in was still there, there was nothing to worry about, so I found a path and ran straight in.

He shuttled back and forth between the alleys, and the controlled warriors who were originally following him also ran around like headless flies, and soon they were completely left behind by Rin.

"This...where is this?"

It looked like a residential area, but there was no one walking around at the moment, so it seemed a little quiet. Lin estimated that he might have avoided the fox demon, so he quickened his pace.

It was an unfamiliar area, with few inhabited houses. Lin walked on the bluestone road, looking around curiously. He was just about to find a house with a light on to ask for directions to the inn where he lived, when he heard a tiny rustling sound behind him that made his whole body go goosebumps. He took out his sword, turned around and looked into the darkness.

The eyes glowing pink were particularly eye-catching in the dark night. A small fox walked out of the darkness, with three long furry tails swaying. Then the tails suddenly stretched out and became huge, attacking Lin like three tentacles.

However, Rin used her battle instinct to weave in and out of the giant tails, and with one final leap she landed on the roof, narrowing her eyes slightly as she watched the three tails in front of her come to an end on their own.

As for the nine-tailed fox... it's a big monster, and the three-tailed fox... it should be between low to medium level, so it's definitely worth a fight.

So he jumped down from the roof with his knife in hand and chopped at the center knot of the tied fox tails.

A large amount of demonic energy burst out from the fox's body and condensed into substance. The red demonic power was like a wall blocking it. Lin's body paused, and the sword in his hand was actually blocked outside, with only a small cut made.

So he gritted his teeth, stepped on the demonic power and jumped up again, slashing at its tail with all his might. According to Youxiang's instructions, he filled the area around the knife with "qi".

A sharp crackling sound was heard, and a huge friction force was generated between the katana and the demonic power. Rin felt his hands were numb from the vibration. He held the katana tightly to cut off the actual demonic power. At the moment when it was finally broken, he reached out and pulled out the small katana and swung it hard at its tail.

One of the tails was cut off and twisted in the air before falling to the ground, twitching as a large amount of demonic power dissipated.

Rin felt like all the strength in his body had been drained away. He took a deep breath and continued to hold the katana. He looked at the three-tailed fox with cold eyes as it retracted its tail and retreated.

The fox is a very clever monster. When it realized that it might not be able to defeat Rin, it raised its head and cried like a baby. When the people living nearby heard the sound, they closed the doors and windows and turned off the lights.

After all, this city is a severely affected area by fox demons, and the locals are very sensitive to the calls of foxes.

Realizing that it might be calling for its companions, Lin frowned, grabbed the explosive bomb obtained from the SAO world from his mobile phone, and threw it towards the fox demon. While throwing, he took out the cursed cage scroll and threw it towards the fox demon.

This is at least a level 100 spell scroll in the SAO world, and it is very effective on a less than mid-level monster. It chased the fox that was blown away by the explosive bomb and turned it into a cage to lock it up tightly.

"okay!"

After all, the fox demon captured him for XXX and not to kill him, so Lin naturally showed mercy and left the fox demon behind and ran away.

Gradually getting farther and farther away from the battlefield, he finally stopped panting, raised his head and took a look. The building in front was very luxurious, which was clearly the Daming Mansion.

"I remember... I passed by the side of the Daming Mansion during the day... I remember it now!"

Seeing the iconic building instantly reminded him of the route. A flash of surprise appeared in Lin's eyes. He was about to take a detour when he saw someone on the top of the Daming Mansion's pavilion. He was startled and subconsciously stopped to look at the roof.

Because it was not far away, it could be clearly seen in the moonlight. There stood a short-haired girl, with her hands held flat in her sleeves like ancient scholars, her nine tails dancing, her golden eyes sparkling, and she was looking at Lin curiously.

The face of this nine-tailed fox is delicate, pure and even sacred, but it also has a hint of the unique charm of a fox demon. The overall feeling given is very strange, and it is easy to immerse yourself in its unique charm.

"Yakumo Blue."

Rin silently handed over the other party's future name in his heart, but he didn't dare to be careless at all. After all, he had never met Yakumo Lan before. What if... What if he came to capture him for breeding like other fox demons, cough cough... The most important thing is, what if Lan succeeded, how would he face the Yakumo family from top to bottom in the future.

"Humanity."

As Yakumo Lan's indifferent voice just sounded, her figure turned into a golden afterimage in the dark night and appeared in front of him in the blink of an eye. The speed was astonishingly fast. In Rin's opinion, it was second only to the fight between Yakumo Yukari and Kazami Yuuka, and his apprentice Wenwen.

"You, should be the boy who followed the monster sage in the legend, right?"

Chapter 5: Stripping Off Clothes at the Slightest Disagreement (5/)

Lin looked calm and composed, just following Youxiang's teachings that he had to remain calm in order to intimidate anyone he met. Looking at the strangeness and coldness in the blue-gold eyes, he was actually a little panicked.

While thinking about whether there are any props in the phone that can be used, Rin stroked his chin and looked at the still young Yakumo Aoi, and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, the current leader of the fox demon clan should be you, right?"

"..."

It was as if a dagger had stabbed him in the heart. Lan's face turned pale and he took a step back, shaking his head quickly: "No, no, you got the wrong person. I... I'm leaving first. I haven't finished my math homework yet..."

After saying that, in Rin's confused look as if she had traveled through time and space, Yakumo Aoi hurriedly turned around and left. She tripped over a stone and fell directly to the ground. The two tails behind her butt were originally flailing in panic, but they also became limp after she fell.

"……Are you OK?"

Rin always felt that something was wrong with this Blue, so she kindly took a step closer and wanted to help the fox up, but she saw Blue rolling on the spot, not caring about the dirty ground, and hurriedly stood up. It seemed that he was afraid that Rin would ask about the fox clan again, so he turned his back to Rin and walked towards another way.

Her furry tail suddenly swept over, and the defenseless Rin was pushed down by the force of her tail and sat on the ground.

"How dare you, fox demon! You even dare to bully our rations!"

This scene happened to be seen by Yakumo Yukari. She jumped out from the gap beside Rin angrily and waved her fan at the fox demon that had just flown up without saying a word.

After exerting the realm of lightness and heaviness, Lan, with a panicked head, fell from the sky like a staff, and finally reacted to what had just happened.

"Wait...I didn't do anything?"

The big monster in front of him was obviously the monster sage Yakumo Yukari. As a mistress, it was understandable that she protected the human boy. The problem was... she really did nothing. Not only that, but she was hit in the sore spot by Rin. Now, seeing a huge pot falling on her, even with her extraordinary wisdom, she didn't know how to explain it.

Yakumo Yukari was actually just venting her anger. Before in the inn, she didn't have the heart to give Rin a good beating, so she just drove him out in anger. After washing her hands thoroughly, she lay on the bed and started to think about random things.

The more he thought about it, the angrier and more ashamed he became. But when he calmed down, he was worried that something had happened to Rin, so he ran out of the inn and looked for Rin all over the city. As soon as he saw Rin, he saw Rin being thrown to the ground by a nine-tailed fox. He couldn't help but start fighting.

Even at this moment, she was thinking about venting the anger she had been holding back on the nine-tailed fox in front of her.

"You didn't do anything? Do you think I'm blind? Not to mention that you ran away as if you were guilty of a crime when you saw me, you are a nine-tailed fox, a powerful monster who has stepped half a step into the realm of a great monster. Why did you run to Zushi Castle for no reason and find Rin in the middle of the night? Haha, you just want to mate with Rin, right? I tell you, no way!"

The nagging nature of Yakumo Yukari was exposed again. Not only did Rin feel stunned as if it was really the case, but Yakumo Ran was also speechless.

"That's not the case! I'm not like those foxes who only know how to mate! I just heard that a great Chinese man, an arithmetician, came to Zushi Castle, so I came here to ask for advice on mathematics!"

Finally, after sorting out Zi Ma's brain circuits that were bombarded with chaos, Yakumo Aoi finished explaining in one breath. He felt very tired, and even had a feeling of giving up and fighting if you want.