Me, online dating and sharing boyfriend

These were his sincere words. He had just spent a month or two with Youxiang, and he was reluctant to leave. Moreover, Youxiang's training method was indeed effective, but... more importantly, Kaguya was still waiting for him. At least he would want to see her fulfill a wish before he had the heart to continue training.

Another point is that Yakumo Yukari has also come to pick him up, so it wouldn’t be nice to just stand her up.

"..." Feng Jian Youxiang's gaze stayed on him for a while, and she sighed, "Forget it, I just don't want the brother I taught with so much effort to die so easily."

"younger brother?"

Yakumo Yukari exclaimed, her face full of disbelief. "When did your relationship get to this point? It's too fast. I don't want to recognize this worthless flower demon as my sister-in-law."

Lin was stunned and scratched his face. Although he had always called Youxiang "sister" from the future to now, this was the first time that he was directly acknowledged as his younger brother... He felt itchy and warm in his heart, and there was an inexplicable emotion.

Youxiang was not a pretentious person. She glanced at Yakumo Yukari with a complicated expression, held up her umbrella and walked towards Xiaosan: "Xiaosan, stay with me for a while."

"…Is that stupid Rin leaving?"

Duoduoliang Xiaosan looked at Lin in a daze, bit her lower lip, and her two eyes, one red and one blue, were filled with tears unknowingly. She wiped them away carelessly and burst into tears.

Lin quickly ran to the little girl and patted her head: "Don't cry, stupid umbrella, it's not like you won't come back. Follow Sister Youxiang and be obedient. And practice those dozens of scary methods I taught you, okay?"

"how long?"

Xiaosan ignored the second half of the sentence and stared at him with her head tilted and eyes wide open.

"It won't be long, don't worry, idiot."

Finally, he ruffled her hair, and seeing that she nodded obediently, he took Youxiang's hand, straightened his back, and waved to Xiaosan and Youxiang.

Looking at their backs as they walked away towards the flower field, Rin felt a little reluctant, but fortunately she thought that it wouldn't take too long and it wasn't a parting of life and death, so she sighed slightly, turned around and walked up to Yakumo Yukari.

"Sister Zi, have you finished your work?"

"Well... I've made some rough preparations, but it's still a bit difficult to implement them."

"Well, if you need any help from me, just let me know. Let's go to Heijokyo first."

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ps: The first meeting with Youxiang is just a transition, the development of feelings will come later.

Chapter 1: Who doesn’t like vixen? (5/)

Yakumo Yukari has never revealed her plan to Rin, not because she doesn't trust him, but the main reason is that Rin herself is in big trouble at the center of the youkai vortex, and her current abilities are not enough to get involved.

After leaving the flower field, her mood was obviously much better. She tidied her clothes to look elegant and charming before continuing to walk towards Kamakura with Rin.

The destination they are going to this time is Heijo-kyo, because it is in the Nara region, which is the area where monsters are most active, and Yakumo Yukari has other purposes.

Now that she has learned how to manipulate "Ki", ​​Rin is much stronger and faster than before. In other words, if she has sex with Kaguya again, unless Kaguya uses Eternity and Shuu in a despicable way, she will easily be unable to get out of bed.

After walking for a whole day, my waist and legs didn't feel sore, and I was able to practice at the same time. By the evening, I could see the castle of Kamakura from afar.

"Sister Zi, how long will it take us to reach Heijokyo?"

Looking at the lights in the distance, Rin looked at Yakumo Yukari who was happily drinking cheap iced tea beside her and asked.

He drank the whole thing in one go, and after destroying the bottle in an environmentally friendly way, he nodded his chin and said, "Well... at this pace, it will probably take about twenty days. Let's go to Kamakura Castle to rest for a while."

In her early years, Yakumo Yukari often went to human towns and villages in order to study humans. As time went by, she saw through the unpredictable nature of human hearts and gradually lost interest in them, and could even be considered disgusted with them. In the past few hundred years... hundreds of days, she has stayed away from human settlements. Today, she made an exception for Rin.

"okay."

Yakumo Yukari's blonde hair and purple eyes were somewhat conspicuous, but she would not be noticed if she used her abilities slightly. The two of them had a good meal in Kamakura, bought a lot of things, rested for a whole night, and prepared to set off early the next morning.

After leaving the city, Rin took out his cell phone and opened the photo of Zi BBA in the album. He looked at Yakumo Yukari with some hesitation. After thinking about it, he decided to add the hat that he always found inexplicable to his plan.

Noticing Rin's gaze, Yakumo Yukari turned her head curiously, her eyes fixed on the phone in his hand. She tilted her head slightly, her eyes full of inquiry.

"It's nothing actually... I feel like the clothes you wear in the future are quite unique, why don't you change them?"

Rin slid through the photos in her phone album and moved closer to Yakumo Yukari to motion for her to take a look. Yukari's eyes flickered slightly, and then she moved a little distance away from Rin and waved her folding fan to cover her face.

Purple spots of light appeared from the soles of her feet and surrounded her entire body, covering her entire body, but the naked parts could still be seen vaguely. When the light spots dissipated, the BBA Taoist robe and zun hat that Rin was very familiar with were already neatly worn on Yakumo Yukari.

His eyes were a little dull, as if he saw the future Zi, and he shook his head to block out the messy thoughts.

Well, it’s a very strange thing in itself that someone like Yakumo Yukari still misses her.

"How about us?"

Zi's ​​face was full of anticipation. She lifted her skirt slightly and turned towards Lin, her girlish nature fully revealed.

Lin nodded, looking left and right with great satisfaction: "Sure enough, this outfit is more suitable."

"Tsk."

Zi raised the corner of her mouth, tapped her fan, and pointed to the road ahead: "Then let's continue!"

She walked ahead with great interest, while Rin followed behind her, lost in thought.

As expected...it's better to let all the girls I know change into clothes from Future Gensokyo. At least they will look much more pleasing to the eye.

……

Coming out of Kamakura City, the adjacent Zushi Castle is also a larger castle on the outskirts of this area. After leaving this area, you will reach the Nara area.

The outskirts of Douzi City and even the Nara region are all areas where fox demons are most active, and are also the areas that give Yakumo Yukari and Rin the most headaches.

Although there are many psychopaths among fox demons, and they always like to seduce men, there are also many who fall in love and get married. After all, their personalities are still kind.

Just because of Rin's appearance, the entire race has become as irrational as a housewife who rushes to grab discounted goods in the mall early in the weekend morning. Until now, they are still looking for Rin all over the world for breeding.

Speaking of which, the current monster disaster can be traced back to those crazy fox monsters at the beginning.

Hearing that the front was the fox demon's territory, Lin's face fell: "Sister Zi...can't we take a detour?"

Yakumo Yukari's face was as gloomy as water, and she shook her head with a bit of regret: "If we take a detour, it will be a waste of time. The spiders are connected to the fox demon's territory. These reptiles are all warmongers, which will waste more time. Sigh... Speaking of which, when Kuzuye was the leader of the fox demons, this group was not like this until Kuzuye went to find Gensokyo Academy. The new leader is a young nine-tailed fox with no qualifications and no ability, and it is really beyond his ability to govern them."

"Nine-tailed fox..."

I don't know why, but when this word is mentioned, the first thing that comes to Rin's mind is Yakumo Aoi, who is exploited by Yukari all day long in Gensokyo. She is so stressed out at work because Yukari sleeps twenty-six hours a day, and she also works diligently and meticulously to worry about her lifelong happiness.

When Rin thought of Yakumo Aoi, he shuddered all over and quickly threw the image of this nanny and housewife fox out of his head, with a strange look on his face.

Could it be... that dead fox Yakumo Aoi who never stops dying and is a professional matchmaker...

So my current situation...I really owe it to Yakumo Aoi.

……

In order to prevent the fox demons from getting into heat and snatching men together, Zi chose her route very carefully, trying to blend into the crowd and then entered the town.

When fox demons transform into human forms, they are all handsome men and beautiful women. Since they are a matriarchal race and the number of male demons has declined sharply, females are hundreds of times more than males. However... no matter whether they are male or female foxes, their sexual orientation is exactly the same. They like to wait for opportunities to find sexual partners in human settlements, whether it is a densely populated city or a remote village.

Of course, the probability of encountering a fox demon is actually very low. It is actually easier to hide in a crowd. After all... there are still Onmyojis among humans.

After a little disguise, he entered the city and found an ordinary inn. Coincidentally, because the daimyo was celebrating the birthday of his only daughter, all the dignitaries and businessmen in the vicinity came to celebrate and visit, and almost all the inns in Zushi Castle were full.

The only consolation is that the lucky plug-in is still there, at least there is a room reserved in this inn, so the two of them will start living together again tonight.

ps: Speaking of Onmyoji, I haven’t logged in for a long time, but I went online and did ten consecutive draws twice and drew two Kaguya-himes. I’m so screwed.

Chapter 2: Watching anime with Yakumo Yukari (5/)

Yakumo Yukari is a very easy-to-feel monster to feed. Under normal circumstances, she can survive as long as she is given a mobile phone.

At this time, Miss Yakumo Yukari was lying on the bedding, playing MC, Terraria, and Don't Starve. It seemed that she had a special liking for sandbox construction and survival games. She didn't even blink during the two-hour game time.

From this, we can infer that monsters have much more advantages than humans in playing FPS games.

Rin was different. This time she didn't even bring her game console. Her entire phone had nothing but sex toys and no other entertainment props. She just lay on the bedding, feeling bored and wanting to roll around.

I ate some hot foods for dinner, which in Chinese medicine terms are to nourish the kidneys and replenish qi, so not long after lying in bed I felt restless all over, and even regretted sharing a room with Yakumo Yukari.

Under normal circumstances, he could still hold his phone and watch some XXX to at least relieve his physiological problems. But now he is in the same room with Yakumo Yukari, not to mention coughing, he can't even get his phone back.

Or how could the birth rate of ancient people be so high? There was nothing to do at night, except fooling around outside, and the only entertainment after returning home was to have children, right?!

Fortunately, he could still endure this pain, so he restrained his wandering thoughts, closed his eyes and began to count the watermelons.

Yakumo Yukari rubbed her eyes. She had played MC too much. When she looked up, everything was mosaic. She needed a little relief. She turned her head to look at Rin, who was lying on his back with his eyes closed. She lost interest in chatting. She lowered her head and thought about it on her phone, ready to look for other games.

“Come to think of it… this looks like a photo album, right?”

Zi opened the photo album according to her memory and looked through a few of them casually. One of the albums was a selfie of a beautiful girl with long black hair that she didn't know, one album was selfies of some familiar monsters, there was also a separate album for her future and present photos, as well as photos of herself as a young Zi and playing with Rin, and at the end there were photos of Youxiang and her family.

After looking through it roughly and making up her mind, Yakumo Yukari turned to the last locked photo album, was slightly stunned, and tapped her fingers lightly.

A box for entering a password appeared. She glanced at Rin, smacked her lips, and entered Rin's katakana. The prompt indicated that the password was wrong. Then she thought about the passwords that Rin might use given her casualness, and chose to enter nine 9s. Sure enough, she successfully hacked into the system.

As soon as he opened it, Zi saw himself when he was young and was slightly stunned.

This guy... Aren’t there our childhood photos outside? Why is he secretly putting a bunch of them here?

Driven by curiosity, she scanned the pictures one by one. Her fingers and eyelashes were trembling, and her whole face turned red. She didn't know whether she was angry or embarrassed.

These photos...are all of her sleeping positions, in various different sleeping positions. The scariest thing is, there are some photos of her being stripped naked!

Who stripped her clothes? ! Was it this stupid Rin? !

Her head was full of random thoughts. At present, Yakumo Yukari didn't have a Shikigami, so she wouldn't think of Lan for the time being. In addition, Rin didn't mention the nude photos, so Yukari first identified Rin as the suspect.

This stupid Lin actually said that he and I will be friends in the future? Which friend can be so close!

When she came across the horrifying nude photos of herself when she was more than five years old, Yakumo Yukari felt embarrassed and ashamed, and she wished she could learn from Lingxian and Di and find a hole to crawl into.

Apart from this difficult-to-face embarrassment, she was also certain in her heart that they would be the kind of couple who would show their affection to each other every day in the future. For some reason, she felt relieved and a little secretly happy at the same time.

However, her complicated smile froze completely on her face when she turned to the next photo.

The pink-haired loli at the back who had obvious features of a youkai... was clearly also tempting her in various naked poses, which made Yakumo Yukari feel a nameless fire jumping out of her forehead.

Reluctantly trying to grab Rin and ask who this little bitch who looked like a girl from a dating book was, Yakumo Yukari poked the screen with her hand viciously, closed the photo album, and felt her heart and lungs burning with the fire of jealousy.

After thinking about it, I realized that women tend to age more easily when they get angry, so I comforted myself in my heart, saying that no matter what kind of monster it was, I just had to avoid it, and if I encountered it, I just had to kill it, and so on. Only then did I calm down gradually and start to look through other secrets in my phone.

I quickly looked through it but didn't find anything interesting. Finally, Yakumo Yukari accidentally opened the player and looked at the local videos. A large number of videos appeared neatly arranged in front of her.

These videos have one thing in common. Just looking at the covers of the videos, they are all about sex... and the colors are brighter than Yakumo Yukari has ever seen, and the sex poses are like those of the characters in the paintings.

"Eh? Is this the anime that Rin mentioned? So... so shameless."

As a monster sage, Yakumo Yukari has a wealth of theoretical knowledge except for reproduction and breeding. She only knows the theoretical knowledge of reproduction in monster theory, but doesn't know any of the various postures. Her eyes lit up and she couldn't resist her curiosity and reached out to open the video.

Then... it continues playing from exactly where it left off.

When playing games before, Yakumo Yukari turned down the volume of her phone a lot, but now the room was quiet, and the moans of the girls in the anime and various sounds of XX suddenly came out of the phone.

At this time, Rin had just jumped from counting watermelons to the oil depot, and then to the young ladies who were crouching with their heads in their hands. His mind was a blank canvas, and the neatly arranged Remlia filled the entire canvas, squeezing his head to the point of exploding, but his physiological reaction did not get any relief at all.

Just when he was thinking about whether to start counting Kaguya, he heard a familiar voice that startled him all over. He quickly sat up and looked at Yakumo Yukari, who was blushing and frantically tapping her phone but ended up making the sound of the phone get louder and louder. For some reason... he felt even more excited.

"We...we didn't mean to do that. How do we turn this off?"

Yakumo Yukari swallowed her saliva with a red face, looked at Rin, pointed at her phone with a tearful look, and was as panic-stricken as a girl who was caught having sex by her parents.

Lin secretly glanced at the quilt, fortunately it was covered tightly, and heaved a sigh of relief, and said in a deep voice: "Sister Zi, don't panic, you bring it over first, I'll turn it off, ahem... Nine out of ten boys in the future will save some videos like this, and the other one will save a porn movie."

The video was reaching the climax of the fight. The sound was even more terrifying and the scene was even more unbearable. Because they were sleeping on the floor, Yakumo Yukari hurriedly crawled from her own bed along the tatami to Rin's bed and handed him the phone tremblingly.

Lin took the phone and clicked a few times: "Actually, it's very simple to exit, just... uh uh uh? Shit! It's frozen?! ​​The buttons don't work?! Mmp what the hell!"

Chapter 3 Now I have to be responsible for Zi Ma (5/)

The battle in the anime had just reached the end of the first stage, and the sound of special effects erupting and the screams of a woman dying mixed together and came out from the phone.

Rin and Yakumo Yukari stared at each other for a long time, then quickly turned their heads away in panic.

"Ahem..." Lin tried to stay calm and hide, scratching his face, "It's okay... Just shut down and restart it."

At the same time, he reached out and pressed the power button, with a stupid look on his face: "I haven't turned off my phone for several months, so it's normal even if it freezes, right?"

However, the phone, which used to be obedient, started to become unresponsive after it recently landed in the hands of Yakumo Yukari and had a new owner. Rin pressed the power button for a minute, but there was no response at all.

He didn't care that the quilt had been moved away from him. He frowned and pressed the power button again. There was still no response, and the "enemy" in the anime had already started the second wave of battle.

Cold sweat had already appeared on Rin's head. It was hard not to be excited in this scene. And Yakumo Yukari was still "ungrateful" enough to stick close to him and study her phone. She was right next to him, and even her breathing could hit his face.