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"I always feel like... this guy is playing a trick on me."

"So, Rin, are you willing to stay and save the Tengu clan?"

Lingjiu Yilin walked to Lin's side, raised her head with a sincere look, and even changed her name to show her pleading.

Yakumo Yukari on the side suddenly clenched her folding fan, a little nervous, and opened her mouth but said nothing. She knew very well that Rin had an important mission and would not stay, but she still felt indescribable panic.

Rin looked at Yakumo Yukari, boldly put her arm around her shoulders, pulled her in front of him, and then said, "Actually, it wasn't me who saved the Tengu clan, but the Youkai Sage. You may not believe this, but I came from the future, and in the future... you Tengu clan lived a very good life in Gensokyo."

Not only did they all become internet addicts, but there was also a paparazzi who deliberately caused trouble in Gensokyo and wrote stories about a reporter who had no professional ethics.

Lingjiu Yilin's dark red pupils slightly expanded, and she opened her mouth for a long time before she straightened her face again: "I...I thought the last ridiculous words in the handwritten letter were false, but it turns out that Gensokyo really exists."

After a while, she calmed down and lowered her eyes: "I... I understand. Putting hope on breeding is really not going to work. Rin, Youkai Sage, please leave. I believe in what you said, the Gensokyo where our Tengu clan can continue to reproduce."

It was unexpected that Lingjiu Yilin was convinced so easily, but it was also reasonable. After all, in Lin's impression, the future Lingjiu Yilin would also be easy to talk to.

"Oh, Rin, take the five treasures and go to the Bamboo Cutter Forest outside Heijokyo. Be sure to find the clue to Gensokyo Academy there."

"Take...Tori... Could it be related to the Take...Tori Princess?"

Rin is not very good at history, and he only knows that the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter existed, but he doesn't know when it happened. He had been with Yakumo Yukari before and mentioned Kaguya Houraisan and the Bamboo Cutter Princess, but Yakumo Yukari didn't act like what he said, so he agreed that the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter had not yet begun.

Now when I suddenly hear the word "Bamboo Cutter", I can't help but feel a little concerned.

But Lingjiu Yilin shook his head as usual and said, "The Bamboo Cutter Princess? I've never heard of her. To be honest, I once sent my people to look for the Bamboo Cutter Forest. There are many bamboo forests outside Heijokyo, but there is no place called the Bamboo Cutter Forest. Maybe the person who left the letter made a mistake."

Rin became excited. Since The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter has not appeared yet, and the mysterious man who seemed like a prophet also knew about the five treasures, he would most likely go to meet Kaguya. He felt excited just thinking about it.

What was Kaguya like a thousand years ago?

"Kaguya...wait for me."

His joyful look fell into Yakumo Yukari's eyes. Her purple eyes narrowed slightly. From the few words that Rin explained to him, the woman named Kaguya Houraisan was his lover. Hearing this name again from Rin's mouth, her heart felt sour and uncomfortable as if it was being pinched by a hand.

She thought about the messy relationships in the future, and how she would definitely be a mistress in the future. Her breath choked, she tightly gripped the fan, and then shook her head with a wry smile.

"Thank you for telling me, Sister Zi! Let's go!"

Her expression returned to normal. Yakumo Yukari turned her face away, not wanting to look at his joyful eyes. She nodded lightly, greeted Lingjiu Yilin, and followed behind Rin.

Before long, the news that Rin and Yakumo Yukari were leaving spread throughout the Tengu clan, and the entire Youkai Mountain was filled with an atmosphere of sadness and reluctance.

Rin avoided the female Tengu who were constantly harassing him and finally arrived at the foot of the mountain, where Wenwen and Yu Li were standing in the distance waiting for him.

Author's message:

ps: The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter takes place at the end of the seventh century, and this chapter is at the beginning of the tenth century. There are other arrangements in the book, so this chapter is attached.

The second round of prize guessing, don’t miss it if you pass by

Well, are you still sad and upset about the collapse of the last story? Are you still upset about Kaguya and Yuka's hair color? Those are all clouds. A new round of guessing begins.

The question this time is, who was the one who left the handwritten letter to the Tengu to trick Rin in the last chapter?

There is no option this time (just don't answer this knight ←_←), there is no limit to the number of guessing times, 6 people will be drawn from those who guess correctly and each will receive 1 Happy Coins. If only one person guesses correctly, all will be given to him, emmmn, the deadline is September th.

By the way, I was recommended to join Shuke and my half-master, Mo Loli, for her new book, which has great writing style and imagination.

Landlord Author and Brave Girl

This young hero is handsome and heroic, but...

This loli demon king is powerful and cold, but...

This witch is gentle and kind, but...

"The stupidest thing I've ever done in my life is never writing a normal protagonist!"

——by the author Qin Ming who was approached by the protagonist of his novel

Chapter 14: Shocking Secret! The real reason why there are no male monsters in Gensokyo is...

This... this is the pride of my Jingu Rin, two fresh and upright reporters who will bring laughter and joy to the entire Gensokyo and spread positive energy in the future!

"Teacher...are you leaving so soon?"

Looking at Wenwen and Yuli's reluctant expressions, Rin thought that the only thing that could bring him some peace of mind in the life in Youkai Mountain was teaching Wenwen and Yuli the ten or so lessons.

"Well, Wenwen, Yuli, you must remain firm in your faith and never forget your original intention. Dedicate yourself to the great cause of journalism! Contribute to the civilization of all monsters!"

"teacher!"

Looking at Wenwen and Yuli with tears in their eyes, the softest part of Rin's heart as a teacher was touched. He thought of the selflessness and greatness of Wenwen and Yuli who sacrificed themselves to save him this morning, and was deeply moved.

While Yakumo Yukari was looking at the staff making expression, Rin reached out his hand and was about to touch Wenwen and Yuli's heads.

"Haha! I have an idea. Teachers are new things. I can write their deeds into news!"

A light bulb went off in her head as if she had found her own path. Wenwen swept away her depression and jumped up from the ground. She took out the camera that Rin gave her, took a few photos of Rin and Yakumo Yukari, and flew towards the top of the mountain excitedly, flapping her wings.

"Shemimimaru Bun! How could you do this!"

There was a gleam in Ji Haitang Yuli's eyes, and she seemed to have thought of something. Looking at Wenwen who had taken the lead, her strong sense of competition made her chase after her with gritted teeth.

Lin's outstretched hand froze, and he took it back awkwardly. Suddenly, he had an uneasy premonition. He turned around and looked at Zi, scratching his head: "I...is this considered shooting myself in the foot?"

Yakumo Yukari waved her fan and said, "Haha, I feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot."

No no...you'll only hit your own tits.

Lin glanced at her breasts and added silently in her heart, then looked at the foggy forest in the distance, as if she saw the long road ahead for her.

"Sister Zi, why don't you take me directly to Heijokyo when you have time?"

Yakumo Yukari looked puzzled. She tapped her folding fan and said in a deep voice, "You want to practice, don't you? If I send you there directly, it doesn't count as practice. Just follow me from now on."

For some reason, Lin felt that he was more like Tang Sanzang. It was obvious that Sun Wukong could travel ten thousand miles to deliver the goods to his door in minutes, but he insisted on riding a horse and going through hardships.

Is it really so cool to ride a little white dragon?

Seeing that Yakumo Yukari had already walked for some distance on her own, Rin hurriedly caught up with her and did not mention the matter of the intermittent transmission for the time being.

As they moved away from the Monster Mountain, the number of wild beasts gradually increased. But after a while, the number gradually decreased again. This could only mean that they had entered the territory of other monsters.

As they were about to walk out of the forest, compared to the excitement on Rin's face, Yakumo Yukari frowned and moved closer to Rin intentionally or unintentionally.

"Ouch!"

A strange sound that could not be distinguished as the howl of a wolf or a lion came from the woods, startling countless birds. Lin's heart tightened, and he quickly gripped his sword and looked towards the place where the sound came from.

The footsteps became louder and louder, and a huge beast could be vaguely seen running towards him in the mist, until he felt the ground shaking and the beast's shape became clearer and clearer.

It was a feline, with the body of a leopard but the stripes of a tiger. It was probably a hybrid creature and its race could not be determined.

Lin clenched the katana in his hand, his eyes fierce, ready to send the beast that opened its huge mouth and roared at him directly to the Sanzu River.

However, the next second, the beast transformed into a human form.

He was a two-meter-tall giant with bronze skin and muscular body. The giant, whose only xx was covered by animal skins, first stood in a horse stance, rolled up his arms, and posed in a bodybuilding posture, showing off his muscles to Rin and Yakumo Yukari, and then opened his rough throat.

"I finally found that damn human boy!"

Lin was completely bewildered. Not to mention that he didn't recognize this monster at all, just from the way he spoke, he sounded like a country bumpkin from the West. How could he have crossed over to the East and found his way here so quickly?

Yakumo Yukari remained extremely calm. She extended her fan, patted his shoulder, and said with a smile, "Get rid of this monster. This will be the first lesson of your training."

"and many more!"

The originally aggressive giant took two steps back in panic and waved his hands in panic: "I'm not here to fight, I'm here to argue!"

"theory?"

Lin put back the sword that had been drawn out, not daring to let down his guard, staring closely at the giant in front of him: "I don't know you, what are you talking to me about!"

The giant's face was filled with resentment and helplessness. He scratched his head and wailed, "That's why I'm angry. You damn human robbed my wife and acted as if nothing had happened. Humans really are no good!"

As he spoke, he frantically pounded the ground with his fist as big as a casserole, looking like he was about to go crazy, swinging his fist as if he was going to hit Rin's head in the next second, until he saw Rin's sword coming out of his body, and his clenched fist turned into an orchid finger. Even his ferocious howling was restrained, and he timidly took a few steps back, despairing to the point of tears.

"I just came out of Youkai Mountain, how could I know your wife? Don't say your wife is a Tengu."

"No!" The giant's face darkened, his face full of vicissitudes, "My wife is a rabbit demon named Gangdan, and I am Furong. We were originally a loving couple. Although there are ordinary couples like us everywhere among the demons, I still feel very happy and special, until you appeared!"

"All the monsters are looking for you like crazy! I thought Gangdan loved me and would not abandon me for a little human, but I was wrong. Gangdan still chose to look for you. My family...love...everything is gone. Tell me, is it your fault?"

Rin felt a headache and finally realized that he might have brought disaster to the entire monster population.

Hey... are all the female monsters coming to me now? Isn't this... is the monster world going to be in chaos? I didn't kill Bole = Ren Boren, but Ren died because of me. How many monster couples in the world have been separated because of this rumor, just like this poor monster in front of me, who lost his lover. I don't know what happened to the rabbit monster called Gangdan. He is now...

Wait! Him?

"Shit, you just said him, right? You... your Gangdan is a male?"

Furong looked at the human in front of her with disdain, "What's wrong with being of the same sex? Didn't I just say that there are many couples like us among the monsters?"

Rin took two steps back in disbelief and looked at Yakumo Yukari in horror: "Sister Yukari... I think I found the reason why there are fewer and fewer male monsters!"

Chapter 1 Yakumo Yukari's plan continues +S

The extinction of a race is usually related to environmental problems.

The demise of the monster group is fundamentally due to environmental problems. Their ideas are too advanced, and in the current humanistic environment, there is no ability for monsters to reproduce with the same sex.

So, this is a tragic story. If the monsters continue to live a yuri or gay life, the entire race will be destroyed in the long run.

Not everyone can touch the core of life like the top monsters and spend their entire lives creating their own children through asexual reproduction.

"Sister Zi... as a great demon, don't you care about fertility issues?"

The giant man in front of him was crying heartbreakingly. Rin, who felt a little stuffy in the brain, poked Yakumo Yukari, who had the same expression as him, and his tone was full of embarrassment.

"We...we just found out about this."

After staring at Rin for a long time, Yakumo Yukari covered her chest. As a monster, she felt ashamed for her own kind. It took her a long time to catch her breath: "I...actually, I have been training (crossed out) and sleeping for three? Four... Five, maybe six or seven hundred, or eight or nine hundred years. I just woke up and learned about the existence of Gensokyo Academy. I have been searching for about half a year and have not had much contact with monsters. I didn't know that the sexual orientation of monsters has reached this level in the past few hundred years, although there were some signs before..."

Rin knew that Yukari was very old, but he didn't know her exact age. Plus, this number was a taboo in Gensokyo and he couldn't hear it from other people. Now, hearing Yakumo Yukari say the words "sleep for a thousand years" as if nothing had happened, he was horrified and stepped back repeatedly.

It’s not a matter of age, but the unpretentious and indifferent attitude that is the most difficult for him to accept.

Yakumo Yukari looked at Rin's frightened expression as she retreated away, her whole body stiffened and her lips trembled slightly.

This kid... does he really dislike my age?

Damn it, my age is considered young among the big monsters! And the amount of sleep I spend... can that be counted as age? I'm still a girl! Much younger than that lolita Tengu that he deliberately spied on!

Even if it is compared to human grade, it is not much older! It is just higher XXXXX...

Yakumo Yukari was silent, feeling a little pain in her heart. She gritted her teeth and finally understood why her future self always got stuck on the age issue...

"Hey, hey, Lin, I was just kidding. I've only slept for seventy or eighty days. This is a monster's instinct. Actually... I'm not even sixteen yet!"

"rua!"

Rin first imitated Yakumo Yukari and showed a disgusted expression, but then she breathed a sigh of relief.

Well... this is the Zi Ma he knows, although he doesn't care about age or anything like that.

"Hey! You guys are going too far. Aren't you talking about my business? Why are you showing off your affection for no reason? Don't you know that heterosexuals will be burned to death in the monster world of our West?"

The tiger's roar made her ears hurt. The already upset Yakumo Yukari waved the fan without thinking. The muscular giant turned into his original form, and finally was transformed into a little plum cat by a strange power.

Lin finally reacted and returned to the topic. He coughed and said, "I still don't understand. You said that although the female monster's sperm is absurd, it is still acceptable. What do you male monsters want from me? Can you get pregnant by anal sex?"

The trembling plum cat jumped up from the ground and made a majestic voice: "No! That rumor... Most female monsters are interested in the second half. Why do we males want children? It must be for the first half!"

"The first... half of the sentence?"

What did the rumor say...

The beautiful boy who follows the monster sage Yakumo Yukari is his concubine. Whoever gets this beautiful boy can enjoy the supreme pleasure of sex, and after mating with him, he can breed the most powerful monster in history...

The first half of the sentence... the fun of sex...

"Fuck!"

You female monsters are all psychopaths, and the male monsters are all perverted hot weapons!

Rin was shaking all over, his hair standing on end, feeling extremely uncomfortable in his stomach and almost vomiting. His first choice was to find a safe haven, so he took Yakumo Yukari's hand, his eyes determined and without hesitation.

"Sister Zi... I... I must become stronger! No matter what!"

The Yokai Sage, whose worldview was completely shattered, nodded dumbly, even forgetting to withdraw her hand from Rin's palm. She looked at the plum blossom cat: "What about that gay guy?"