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In the end, Yakumo Yukari's advice was to first hone his body to be strong, and then go to Gensokyo Academy with her, where perhaps he could gain enlightenment.

So, using the excuse of strengthening his body, he beat him up for the entire morning.

Even though Lin's fighting instinct was still there, the power of the realm monster was too strange and there was no trace at all, so he could only be beaten into a pig's head.

Things like the lucky cheat, I don’t know if it’s Rin’s illusion, he feels that the lucky cheat still exists, because the surrounding environment can’t hurt it at all. On the contrary, he can’t avoid Yakumo Yukari’s fists and slaps at all.

This is probably typical sexism.

Zi's ​​attack was relatively gentle, and in about ten minutes, Lin had recovered completely. He was so tired and hungry that he sat on a rock, gasping for breath.

A tengu who was watching the scene brought some fruit to Lin and consoled her: "Oh, the Yokai Sage was too cruel."

After the first one appeared, a group of Tengu gathered around and started to discuss it chatteringly.

"That is to say, how can you be so cruel to your own husband?"

One of the Tengu blushed and said shyly, "You two were having so much fun last night that the whole living area could hear you and Yakumo Yukari's screams."

"and many more?"

Rin, whose head was about to explode after being attacked by a dozen Tengu, suddenly felt something was wrong: "What are you talking about?"

"It was last night... We all heard the sound effects of you and the Yokai Sage fighting."

Yakumo Yukari, who was drinking water from the water bag, spat out the water with a "puff" sound, almost choking her trachea. She coughed a few times before she recovered, and gently tapped her forehead with a fan because of the headache.

Although nothing happened last night, such an embarrassing thing happened after all. When the Tengu mentioned it, Yakumo Yukari felt flustered.

Lin's many attempts to explain were in vain, so he could only drive away all the Tengu with a stern face, and then sat on a rock, eating some fruit and thinking about life.

At this time, a beautiful girl Tengu with black hair and purple eyes came towards Rin with an uneasy expression. When she was about to reach the stone where he was sitting, she even straightened her clothes.

Lin glanced at the beautiful girl who was dressed similarly to Wenwen and looked very familiar, and opened her mouth before she spoke: "If it's a confession, forget it, I don't have any feelings for Tengu."

"Hey hey!? No... you misunderstood. I am Crow Tengu Hime Haitang Yudachi. I hope the teacher can accept me as a student."

She met Rin's eyes with hope, "I... also hope to be the reporter that the teacher mentioned, and spread the news that I want to spread."

“…Hadechi?!”

Rin looked at Hatachi carefully and finally understood why she didn't recognize this girl at first. Firstly, Hatachi was still very young at that time, and secondly, she now had waist-length hair and her clothes were also different.

Himekaido Hatachi is also a reporter for the future of Gensokyo, but she is not as famous as the troublemaker Jingwenwen. To be precise, she is a monster with very good journalistic ethics. Her only shortcoming is... she is too much of a stay-at-home. She likes to publish in newspapers by telepathy and has no desire to go out to collect materials.

Compared to Wenwen, Rin thinks that Yu Li is truly fresh and upright, and a truly malleable talent.

"Okay... I'll take you in then. I don't have much time to teach you and Wenwen, so you must study hard."

"Wait! Teacher! Isn't it enough to have me as your student? Why did you call on Hatachi?"

Wenwen, who flew over in a hurry, looked unhappy: "This guy doesn't get along with me at all!"

"Are you afraid that I will overtake you on the reporter's road?"

The two people, who had a bad relationship to begin with, stared at each other and snorted at the same time.

Lin smacked his lips. "Alright, alright. There can't be only one reporter in the world. I also hope there will be more people who can show new things to everyone. You have different personalities and naturally take different paths. You should support each other in the future."

After speaking some great principles on being a teacher, he successfully intimidated the two little Tengu. Rin ignored Yakumo Yukari's contemptuous look and started giving the lecture.

The ten days passed happily like this, because with the fresh and upright Wenwen and Yudachi, and the powerful Yakumo Yukari, no Tengu could succeed.

This also made the Tengu, who had been somewhat rational, become anxious and frantic, and all of them fell into a state of spring power explosion...

"Sister Zi! Sister Zi!"

Lin ran back to the room panting and closed the door hastily.

With a "bang", a UFO crashed into the door, making a dull sound. Rin rushed to Yakumo Yukari who was playing games and said, "The Tengus are crazy! They have been trying to catch me all the way. Let's go find Reijiu Irin!"

The agreed free love has now turned into a capture operation. Thinking of the Tengu still lurking outside, and Wenwen and Yuli who have been tied up in shameful postures, Rin covered her face. The entire Monster Mountain is doomed!

This is like playing a casual daily development game, and suddenly the style changes to a chicken-eating game, which is hard to accept.

"Well, you should solve the troubles you have caused yourself. Why are you hiding here all the time?"

Just at the critical moment of the level, Zi frowned, without even looking at Lin, and tapped the phone frantically.

"Sister Zi! Stop playing, the Tengu will be rushing in soon!"

He was teaching Wenwen and Hatachi and enjoying his ordinary daily life, when suddenly a Tengu jumped out... Fortunately, Wenwen and Hatachi sacrificed themselves to allow Rin to escape successfully. Along the way, a lucky plug-in suddenly came into play and he finally returned to his own Goku.

"You're crazy. I don't believe anyone dares to break into the room of a monster sage like me."

As if to confirm her words, there was silence outside the door, which made Rin feel a little relieved. She sat on Yakumo Yukari's bed and wiped the cold sweat from her head: "Sister Yukari, I think it's best to go find Lingjiu Yilin. They violated the rules first, so it's okay for us to just leave, right?"

In the end, she still failed to pass this level, which made Yakumo Yukari heartbroken. She straightened her long golden hair and said, "It's not good to trouble others with such a small matter. Can't you just stay in our room honestly? It's really troublesome."

After saying that, Yakumo Yukari restarted the game and continued to indulge in the fun of the game.

"..."

Feeling abandoned, Rin sighed and quietly opened the door. The Tengu around him seemed to have retreated. This was good. He was not powerless and could still go to Lingjiu Palace without Yakumo Yukari's help!

He walked out on tiptoe, as if he had returned to the good old days when he was an assassin in the SAO world, and sneaked all the way to the palace where Lingjiu Yilin was.

Surprisingly, there was not a single Tengu guarding the palace.

Chapter 12: I'm going to be fucked by the big dog (more)

There was no one around, so Rin took a deep breath and prepared to step into the palace. She heard the whispers of the Tengu girls from inside, and they were getting closer and closer. Startled, Rin quickly hid in a corner of the palace, feeling very uneasy.

Fortunately, the lucky plug-in did not disappoint him. Even the Tengu, who were very sensitive to scents, did not notice his presence and walked away in groups.

Rin thought about it, and besides the effect of the lucky plug-in, it was probably because he was with Yakumo Shibumune and the others every day, and he unknowingly caught the aura of monsters, maybe?

"Okay, let's proceed to the next battle plan."

Going up the steps of the palace, he entered the palace where he had seen Ling Jiu Yilin before. Lin found that there was no one in the main hall. The entire hall was silent and he had no idea where to go.

After thinking about it, I realized that there was nothing to worry about as my lucky plug-in could automatically recognize the way, so I just headed into the corridor on the left.

Although Lingjiu Yilin lives in a palace, the place itself is not very big. Walking along the spiral corridor upwards, after a short distance, you can see the downward corridor.

Feeling somewhat puzzled by this strange structure, Rin walked down the corridor. He felt his vision becoming wider and wider, and then he realized that it included the outside. He didn't know whether it was the side yard or the back yard.

The path is paved with bluestone slabs, and the bright red maple leaves are falling and spreading all over the ground, forming an autumn scene on the canvas.

Lin walked towards the end along the maple leaf-covered ground, making a rustling sound.

Not far away, he heard Lingjiu Yilin's voice.

This tall and mighty Tengu was singing, and it sounded like there were no other Tengu except her voice. Rin finally breathed a sigh of relief and came out of the forest. Her vision suddenly opened up.

In front of her, in the shimmering lake that was reflected orange by the maple leaves, the majestic Great Tengu spirit Jiu Yilin was completely naked. Her tall Tengu hat, wooden clogs and her own clothes were neatly placed on the stone shore.

Sensing that a "tribe member" was approaching, Lingjiu Yilin, who was humming a song with his back to Lin, frowned: "Didn't I say that when you are purifying yourself, no Tengu are allowed to enter?"

Looking at the little loli's back blocked by its wings, Lin realized that disaster was imminent. Although he wanted to say "Only the Tengu can come in", reason overcame the desire to complain, and he quietly stepped back.

Having identified the gender of the tribe member from his breath, Lingjiu Yilin trembled all over: "How dare you!"

As he spoke, he covered his chest and turned around, with his wings spread out behind him. A large number of flying feathers flew towards Linshe who was about to escape, and shot in front of his toes.

When he found out it was the young man, Lingjiu Yilin buried his entire body in the water, with more than half of his head buried in it, leaving only the part above his eyes staring at Lin.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp."

Because her mouth was buried in the water, the words she was about to say turned into gurgling sounds, and bubbles appeared on the surface of the water in front of her face.

"Why don't you come out and talk first!"

Rin couldn't help but grumble, then realized that her attitude was wrong and quickly softened: "I...I didn't mean it. I came to discuss something important with Lord Daitengu."

Lingjiu Yilin's two red eyes didn't look very angry. She floated her head out of the water and said, "Human, you... ahem, you finally can't hold back your evil, are you going to attack me?"

Looking at Daitengu's serious and nonsensical appearance, Rin felt that he looked familiar, but at this moment, he didn't have time to think about it: "... Don't worry, I won't do anything to anyone."

After saying this tiredly, Lin turned around and said, "Master Lingjiu, please put on your clothes first."

There was a rustling sound behind him, until the words "You can turn around" were heard, and Rin was finally able to look straight at... no, look sideways at this big Tengu.

At this time, she did not wear wooden clogs or a high crown. Her wet silver hair was draped over her. She looked at Rin curiously, "Didn't you choose the most beautiful and powerful Wu because you couldn't find a suitable partner among the Tengu clan?"

As she said that, she nodded self-righteously and walked towards Lin. However, as if she was not used to not stepping on something, she twisted her ankle and fell to the ground, her face facing the ground.

"..."

Lin had only heard of girls who were not used to wearing high heels spraining their ankles after putting them on, but had never seen a girl who was used to wearing high heels sprain her ankle after taking them off. She covered her face at the time and didn't even want to help her.

Speaking of high heels, well, in fact, boys are more accustomed to wearing them than girls. Even if it is their first time wearing high heels, boys adapt much faster than girls, ahem…

Lingjiu Yilin climbed up by supporting himself on the ground, coughed dryly with an expressionless face, and glanced secretly at the clogs a little further away from him, hesitating whether he should put them on.

"Lord Lingjiu, you probably don't know that the Tengu clan is in chaos now. Almost all the female Tengu are trying to catch me. This goes against the free love mentioned in the initial deal, so..."

Lin organized his words and decided to tell the truth, even if it would make Lingjiu Yilin angry.

Unfortunately, the great Tengu in front of her was not paying attention to him. She looked at her smooth and white insteps and walked towards Rin carefully. She finally walked in front of Rin and faced his chest. Her eyebrows and mouth corners raised as if she had completed a difficult challenge.

"Um... Lord Lingjiu?"

Her face turned serious: "I'm listening, you continue."

"So since you have unilaterally breached the contract, you should make compensation. I don't want compensation. I hope you can stop those Tengu from getting horny, tell Sister Murasaki about the clues of Gensokyo Academy, and then let us leave."

After a long silence, Lingjiu Yilin lowered her head and didn't know what she was thinking. Then she suddenly raised her head and said seriously, "I can consider this, but I also have something to ask you. I heard that if a male sees a naked female, he must marry her and breed her, right?"

Lin nodded in a daze: "If it is this era, it is indeed like this, but..."

Her eyes burst into bright light, and her wings fluttered with excitement: "Great! Now even if I find a human to mate with, my subordinate Tengu won't think I'm using force!"

Rin, who was confused, really wanted to ask you Tengu when you started to talk about democracy, equality and freedom, but the situation suddenly changed.

The big Tengu, Reijiu Yilin, pounced towards him with a smile on its face, just like a young swallow returning to its nest.

Lin quickly dodged to the side and watched helplessly as the great Tengu, who clearly had great magical powers but was not using them, fell flat on the ground again.

At this moment, a gap opened up beside Rin, and the blonde girl came out of the gap with a sigh.

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Chapter 13: Kaguya, I'm here with my mistress! (Additional updates)

"You...are really worrying."

Yakumo Yukari stretched out the hand holding the fan and was about to hit him on the head a few times to vent her hatred, but after thinking about it, she gave up and turned to look at Lingjiu Irin who stood up and was brushing off the leaves and dust on her body.

"If this stupid Rin has offended you in any way, we can apologize to you."

Rin curled her lips. Yakumo Yukari's expression and actions now were very much like a parent who was called to the school to face the teacher. Even though she didn't understand what was going on, she still insisted that her own child was the one causing the trouble.

"Since the Yokai Sage is here, I will make it clear. Your X-partner Jingu Rin spied on my naked body, so you need to take responsibility and stay in Yokai Mountain to breed with me. After the breeding is successful, you can select outstanding, beautiful and powerful tribesmen to continue breeding. Do you have any objections?"

"objection!"

Yakumo Yukari's heart tightened, and she subconsciously clapped her palms with the fan in her hand: "I don't think Rin did it on purpose, and with your status as the leader of the Tengu tribe, how can such a small human be worthy of you? If it gets out, the monsters will laugh at you."

"Well... I'm not that bad... ahem, what I mean is, the rumor that having sex with me can create the most powerful monster is definitely groundless. Think about it, Master Sanzang is targeted by monsters because he is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. I'm just an ordinary human. How can my penis have that kind of effect?"

Lingjiu Yilin was silent for a long time, then sighed: "Now that we have come to this point, I will make it clear. In fact, we do not really believe in the rumors about the strongest monster. Have you found any male Tengu when you came in?"

Rin thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he really didn't see a single male Tengu along the way. He had previously thought that Tengu was a matriarchal society, so the male monsters were all on the periphery, but now it seems that this is not the case.

Lingjiu Yilin sighed, "In the past three hundred years, monsters have been killing each other, and the number of males has decreased rapidly. Up to now, there are actually no males left in the Tengu clan. I accidentally found a mysterious handwritten book, which records that at this time, a mysterious human boy will appear in the Tengu clan, and only he can save the Tengu clan from the crisis of extinction."

Yakumo Yukari was slightly stunned. According to this statement, combined with the rumors about Tang Sanlin, it might really be possible to think of breeding.

"Well, so I think that you, Rin, might be very special, able to combine with a monster and give birth to a pure-blooded monster, so you resorted to this desperate measure."

Zi sighed and finally understood why a small rumor would spread so widely. The main reason was the sharp decline in the number of male monsters, which made the monsters who wanted to maintain and pass on their respective races make a desperate attempt.

Lin stroked his chin and thought for a while, as if the boy mentioned in the handwriting had nothing to do with him, and asked from the perspective of a bystander: "So you don't know who left that handwriting?"

"He should be the founder of Gensokyo Academy."

Lingjiu Yilin said solemnly: "And he mentioned that he would go to Heijokyo to find the answer. This is also the clue that I know about Gensokyo Academy."