Survival in the second dimension, bringing a girl and being watched by barrage

As soon as these words were spoken, before Dongyun could answer, the barrage of comments answered first.

【Lazy Dog】

【waste】

【Wife】

【otto】

[Irredeemable recyclable waste]

【My wife】

[What do you mean your wife? That's my wife! ]

There are always people calling Gabriel "wife" in the barrage.

Dong Yun did not answer, but asked: "Do you want me to tell you the truth or a lie?"

"It's the nice truth."

"A beautiful blonde girl."

Gabriel raised an eyebrow.

She vaguely realized that she would not be able to say anything good if she asked Dongyun again, but she still did not give up.

"What else?"

"Legal loli."

"Hentai!"

Dong Yun smiled and did not refute Gabriel's scolding.

Looking at Gabriel's cute face and petite figure, it was inevitable that I had some frivolous thoughts.

"..."

In an instant, Gabriel put her hands on her chest and distanced herself from Dongyun, staring at Dongyun with vigilance.

"What are you doing?"

Dongyun was speechless.

Gabriel wouldn't think that he had any feelings for her.

Well, he did have feelings for Gabriel, but as the ancients said: When one is well fed and warm, one will think about sex.

Without a stable source of water, food and warm fire, he would not be able to carry out his impure thoughts about Gabriel even if he had them.

Besides, a forced melon is not sweet. As for survival in the wilderness, not to mention whether the angel will get pregnant, if Gabriel doesn't want him to do it, and a rift will arise between them, the disbanding of the team will be counterproductive.

"Why don't you argue that you're Hentai?"

Gabriel was puzzled.

Doesn't this guy have any excuses?

"Because I am Hentai, there is nothing wrong with being a Hentai man!"

Dongyun said righteously.

He can lie, but his friends can't lie.

It's embarrassing to say, but when Gabriel called him a hentai, he felt like Kira Yoshikage seeing the hands of Mona Lisa.

Yeah, that's it.

"..."

Gabriel was shocked by Dongyun's twisted logic and was sweating profusely.

Oh no, I met a real Hentai!

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you."

In order to reassure Gabriel, Dongyun told a lie.

Gabriel didn't believe Dong Yun's words at all, but still asked with a glimmer of hope: "Really?"

"real."

【Fake! 】

【Fake fake】

This is a lie.

[You can cheat your brothers, but don’t cheat yourself]

[Host, host, the camera just gave a close-up of your Seeking Dao Jade. What's going on? ]

[It's getting bigger quietly, right?]

【Don’t do that kind of thing! 】

A man's mouth, a liar.

The barrage didn't believe what Dongyun said at all, and Gabriel didn't want to believe it either, but she had to believe it.

Chapter 14 People can't, or at least shouldn't

Hot afternoon.

Shinonome and Gabriel couldn't go anywhere.

One was hesitant about eating a conch shell, while another was trying to weave a palm leaf.

"I need to go to the bathroom."

"I don't really want to eat it."

After Gabriel finished speaking, Dongyun took over.

Hearing this, Gabriel suddenly turned her head and looked at Dongyun.

As if sensing her gaze, Dong Yun, who was about to eat the conch, raised his head and met her eyes.

"?"

Gabriel tilted her head.

There was a lot of doubt in those beautiful purple eyes.

"??"

Dongyun tilted his head.

He didn't pay attention to what Gabriel said and he didn't understand why Gabriel looked at him as if he were a pervert.

Didn’t I say I’m not interested? Even if the dragon raises its head, I’m not interested. As long as I’m stubborn enough, I’ll say I’m not interested.

【? ? ? 】

Some viewers in front of the screen saw the two people tilting their heads and tilted their heads unconsciously as well.

But no matter whether you tilt your head or not, question marks will appear.

Of course, there are also barrages such as "Not a buddy", "Shrimp head", "Grasshopper, see you on Xiaohongshu" and so on.

what's the situation?

Why are these idiots scolding him again?

Dongyun was puzzled when he saw the question marks and various comments criticizing him in the barrage.

"Even if you want to, I won't let you eat it."

Gabriel had an expression of extreme disgust on her face.

This is not a question of whether he wants to or not, it’s a question of whether she is willing or not, okay!

People can't, or at least shouldn't, say such things without knowing whether she is old or young!

No, he can’t taste it even if it’s a small one!

Gabriel felt more and more ashamed the more she thought about it, and her brain became confused. She almost accepted that the big one would not work, but the small one would.

"Huh? Why do I need your consent?"

Dongyun was puzzled, he was just eating a conch.

What's wrong with Gabriel? Doesn't he want to eat the conch? Even though he's not really willing to do so, he can't just waste it and not eat it.

Besides, what else would they eat if not these things?

"Why don't you ask for my permission? It's me...I...I..."

After a long while, Gabriel was so ashamed that he couldn't speak.

"You what? You picked it up?" Dongyun was very curious, not knowing what was wrong with Gabriel, and asked, "Although you picked it up, didn't you not want to eat it? Or did you change your mind and want to eat it?"

It is said that the wind of the underworld is simple and pure, and it will make the wind worse day by day. However, no matter how depraved Gabriel is, she will not become selfish and only care about herself.

She is the angel in "Gabriel's Fall", not the angel in "Devil and the Kitchen Devil", and even if it is an angel that appears in that anime, the pink-haired one is the worse one.

Maybe he was hungry, Dongyun's thoughts were jumping.

"I picked it up? What are you talking about…"

Gabriel paused in the middle of her words.

She saw the conch in Dongyun's hand and gradually understood everything.

"Eh?"

Suddenly, Dongyun seemed to have seen the barrage, and his surprised look made Gabriel feel something was wrong.

"You just said you wanted to go to the bathroom? You didn't think..."

"no!"

Gabriel glared at Dongyun fiercely.

If Dong Yun dared to finish his words, she would pounce on him and die together with him.

"I see."

Feeling Gabriel's murderous intent, Dong Yun tactfully did not say what he wanted to say.

Survival in the wild is a difficult thing, and it is rare to have something fun that can make him happy, but unfortunately Gabriel doesn't want to have fun.

Come to think of it, how could Gabriel really think that he wanted to eat it? Even if he thought he was a pervert, it still felt a bit perverted. Although it was okay to eat a small one, after all, it was important water, and it was shameful to waste it, but he really couldn't do it with a big one.

Gabriel went to pick flowers.

For a moment, the comments became abnormal.

Dongyun ignored some of the comments asking him, as a "photographer", to take pictures of Gabriel. He was determined to eat conch.

"Don't toast. Any toasts you make are fake. If you really want a toast, you have to look to me."

Dongyun smashed the conch with a stone and closed his eyes when he saw the wriggling snail flesh inside the conch.

"Oli Gei, let's do it, brothers!"

The fishy and sticky taste made Dongyun subconsciously want to vomit.

He covered his mouth in time and told himself that he must not vomit and must eat it.

The snail meat is a bit big and difficult to chew. It feels like eating a piece of rubber skin, and it is rubber skin mixed with sand and juice.

From the audience's perspective, Dongyun's face was wrinkled in pain. One can imagine how bad the conch he ate tasted.

unpalatable!

Incomparably unpalatable!