Survival in the second dimension, bringing a girl and being watched by barrage

Survival in the second dimension, bringing a girl and being watched by barrage

Author: Excellent Pudding

Summary:

Time travel is an immoral thing.

At least for Dongyun, time travel is a very immoral thing.

If he traveled to the world of Oregairu, the passerby heroine, the pig-headed senior, no, the blue pig, he could accept it.

But what the hell is this, traveling to an isolated island with no survival tools, no water, no food, and even no clothes, and still being surrounded by barrages of comments?

He was pessimistic about the future, until his real golden finger arrived, a useless angel fell from the sky, and a wild Kirby girl appeared from the grass (no, a hedgehog cat?), and he became even more pessimistic.

One monk carried water to drink, two monks carried water to drink, and three monks had no water to drink.

This cat can't survive at all!

(In the second dimension anime survival, girls are all picked up, and everyone has wings)

Volume 1 Deserted Island

Chapter 1 The golden finger is a barrage? Is it true or not?

Time travel is an immoral thing.

At least for Dongyun, time travel is a very immoral thing.

From childhood to adulthood, it's not that he hasn't fantasized about traveling through time, but he has never fantasized about this kind of time travel, let alone traveling to a place like this.

The salty sea breeze blew on his face, and hiding under the shade of the trees, Dongyun felt particularly melancholy.

"What kind of place is this!"

Sunshine, beach, waves. Although there are no cacti and old captains, there are coconut trees and the big gangsters in the sea and sky - seagulls.

One minute, he was in his bathroom, and the next minute, he opened his eyes and found himself in this damn place.

There are all kinds of time travel these days, including time travel of sudden death, time travel of being pushed into a toilet, time travel of being killed by a dump truck, time travel of being stabbed 18 times after performing a set of military boxing in front of a gangster, time travel of being electrocuted by a computer leak or a computer explosion, and even time travel of being scared to death by a tractor.

There's nothing wrong with traveling through time in the bathroom with your eyes closed and open again, just like Natsuki Subaru. It's much better than the way a certain unnamed ghost traveled through time.

The question is, can he put on the clothes and travel through time again?

He had just finished taking a shower and put down his towel. He was not wearing any clothes, no pants, not even underwear. He just rubbed his eyes that were sore from playing games for too long, and then he passed through without any warning.

Confusion is the true portrayal of Dongyun at this moment.

It was as if he was dreaming. The beach and sea nearby and the sky and white (? ) clouds in the distance all gave him a strong sense of unreality.

With a lucky hope, Dongyun closed his eyes and rubbed his eyes again with his hands in front of his face.

When I opened my eyes, what I saw was a bright world without any change.

No, there are changes!

【First! 】

【Great! 】

[Look what I found, it’s a wild new show]

Is this, barrage?

White text that looked like a bullet screen floated past Dongyun's eyes.

This was followed by more barrages of various colors, not all of which rolled by, some stayed at the top or bottom.

【Fuck! 】

【Opening Lightning Strike】

[Ah, this light, this water, this, holy shit! The blue sea!]

【Fuck】

[Is the first episode so exciting?]

I didn't get heatstroke, and I didn't eat any mushrooms.

Dongyun rubbed his eyes again.

It has been less than five minutes since he traveled through time, and he immediately found a shade under a tree to avoid the heat. He did not eat mushrooms before traveling through time, and he has not eaten mushrooms after traveling through time.

So, this is my golden finger? Is it true?

[Look carefully, this man is called Xiao Shuai]

【Fuck! 】

[Why is there a naked man at the beginning?]

【Late Station Film】

[I don’t want to watch this kind of movie at Station B]

[This familiar quest jade, is there a second season for Azure Sea? 】

[It's not Kuroko's basketball? It's not Kuroko's basketball? It's not Kuroko's basketball? ]

【Otoya? 】

【Original content bar】

[Don’t you guys watch the anime titled “Survival War”? Are you kidding?]

The barrage blocks my view. Can the transparency be adjusted?

The large number of barrages that followed made Dongyun unable to see the beach in front of him, and his vision was filled with barrages.

found it.

Dongyun glanced down and saw a barrage setting interface similar to that of Station A and Station B below the low-end barrage.

Turn off barrage, set barrage, and send barrage.

There is no number of people online or watching, nor how many barrages have been loaded. There is only closing barrages, setting barrages and sending barrages.

[What the hell? I'm not looking at Gabriel, what are you doing? 】

[I was watching Camping, I don't know how I jumped here]

[Brother, this is Station A]

[Nonsense, this is clearly 91]

【23333333333333333333】

[Bilibili has been redesigned again? The interface is weird]

[This progress bar is so weird, what does it mean? ? ?]

[Hey, brother, you can move the progress bar forward. The male protagonist said something in Chinese at the very beginning.]

[Is this true? I don’t have much education, don’t lie to me! ]

[Fuck! Really! It’s true! He really speaks Chinese!]

Suddenly, the audience who watched this show were shocked.

What surprised me was not only that this strange animation did not start from "00:01" and end at "???", but also that at the beginning of the animation the protagonist suddenly appeared on the beach, hid under the shade of a tree, and spoke fluent Chinese. What's more, this Chinese sentence was a joke!

The audience watching the show was shocked, and Dongyun was also shocked.

Why can they drag the progress bar, but he can't see it!

"Grass!"

Dongyun couldn't help but say the national quintessence.

Without waiting for the audience watching the live broadcast to ask questions, he immediately raised his hands and shouted, "Everyone, look at me, I have an announcement, I seem to have traveled through time, I can see the comments! No kidding, I can see all the comments you post, from A Station, B Station, Sakura, 91, Azure Sea, I can see them all."

【? 】

【? 】

【?】

【???】

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

In an instant, everything in Dongyun's eyes was drowned by question marks.

Fortunately, he had just set the transparency and font size of the barrage, so this time he could barely see the beach and sea behind the barrage.

Among the comments filled with question marks, there were also other comments mixed in.

【What did I hear? 】

[Time travel, oh? Hahaha, time travel, oh? Hahahaha, time travel, oh? Hahahahaha]

【Good guy】

【Breaking the fourth wall! 】

[The screenwriter is quite good]

[Brother Meng, is there a possibility, I mean possibility, that the protagonist really traveled through time. My phone was out of internet on the plane, and I was watching a cached live-action movie, and I don’t know why it turned into this show]

[These comments were all posted by Ah B, they are quite interesting]

【All the past lives of the East have come】

[Bad Life]

[The beginning is a bit interesting]

The question marks gradually subsided, and the questioning comments became more numerous.

Many people do not believe or dare not believe that Dong Yun is really a time traveler. They just think that his words, the barrage of animation and the jump to this show are all arranged by the animation production team and the platform they are watching.

Seeing that the protagonist speaks Mandarin, I think this should be a Chinese cartoon.

However, I don’t watch anime on platforms with barrages such as Station A and Station B, so some barrages more or less believe that Dong Yun really traveled through time, even if this is ridiculous.

"I'm not kidding."

As soon as Dongyun said this, the barrage of comments immediately started to make fun of the "The Mermaid" meme.

Without paying attention to the comments, in order to prove to himself that he was really a time traveler and not the animation editor and the platform collaborating to break the fourth wall, Dong Yun read out word by word the comments that did not believe that he had traveled through time.

During the live broadcast, the question mark barrage in the live broadcast room never stopped. After all, no one would have thought that they were just watching an anime or a drama, or even today's video, and actually saw a real time traveler.

This is so fucking outrageous!

Chapter 2: Heaven's Drop

It took some time for Dong Yun to convince Danmu that he was a time traveler, and he also used the Danmu to roughly sort out his situation.

There is no doubt that he traveled through time.

He traveled to a new anime called "Survival War".

However, no information about this anime can be found on Baidu and Google. The only thing that can be found is the game with the same name as this anime.

A war of survival?

Dongyun was in a heavy mood.

The good news is that he has played the game "Survival War"; the bad news is that the game "Survival War" is not friendly to newbies; the even worse news is that no matter whether the anime he is in is related to the game called "Survival War", he feels that it will be difficult for him to survive in this world.

He has never been a soldier, nor is he a sports student. He does not exercise or do sports on weekdays. When he was a student, he was forced to exercise because of physical education classes. When physical education classes disappeared and he graduated from college, he completely became a stay-at-home dad and a corporate slave who works hard at his workstation.

Therefore, what is the difference between the golden finger being barrage and letting him fight Sukuna?

Although he was pessimistic about his future, Dongyun had no intention of giving up. He observed the surrounding environment while organizing his thoughts and adjusting his mindset.

Ok?

Suddenly, Dongyun looked up at the coconut tree and found four icons at the top of his sight.