Genshin Impact Life Simulator, They Want to Kill Me

"Well……"

This bastard... is deliberately humiliating me! And who is the skunk?

The battle, which was originally a very serious matter, seemed to change its style as long as there was more contact with Agong, forming a sharp contrast with Gongzi and Ying next to him.

Keqing tried to struggle a few more times, but still couldn't get out.

I feel like I'm being captured?

Seeing Keqing struggling, Agong asked doubtfully: "You want to come out?"

"Let me out!"

"No," Agong shook his head decisively, "You are so fierce, I don't want to let you out."

How can I not be fierce to you since you are my enemy?

Calm down, calm down. The other party is like a child, just go along with him and get out first.

Keqing forced a sweet smile on her face and asked, "How can I continue to play with you if you don't let me out?"

"That's right." A Gong suddenly realized and stuck the branch in his hand into the ground, "I'll pull you out right now."

Pull——? Why use this word?

Agong stretched out his two hands, one in each hand, and grabbed Keqing's ears on both sides.

"you……"

Before Keqing could finish her words, Agong began to push upwards.

"rise--!"

Agong pulled Keqing's cat head upwards and shouted at himself to encourage himself.

"Ah, it hurts! Stop it!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely pull you out!"

"I can't pull it out! Let go! Use your magic to let me out!"

"Ah? That trick is to just dig but not to get out."

"I'm not coming out! Let go!"

In the end, Keqing's ears were plucked until they turned red, but she was still buried in the soil. Agong panted and shook her head: "No, it won't come out no matter how hard I try."

Didn't you bury it?

Keqing glared at Agong angrily: "Are you kidding me?"

A Gong pouted: "No, no, I will be sad if you say that."

Then you are a retard!

Keqing suddenly saw Agong in front of her swaying from side to side, with an anxious look on his face, as if he was worried about something urgent.

What is he trying to do?

Agong scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "I suddenly need to pee."

Don't tell me about this kind of thing! Just find a place to solve it yourself!

Agong seemed to be talking to himself: "I have to find a tree to release myself."

Good! Let's try to get out while he's going to the bathroom!

Agong looked around, then looked at the small branch he had stuck in the ground in front of Keqing's head.

"This sapling is a little small, but if you give it more fertilizer, it will grow."

Sapling? Wait...

Looking at Agong who was about to pull up his pants in front of her, Keqing widened her eyes with shock.

You're going to pee in front of me... You're going to get wet! You're definitely going to get wet!

"This isn't even a sapling! You're definitely kidding me, you bastard!"

Agong was unmoved, and finally Keqing made an “Ahhh” sound and closed her eyes to avoid seeing what she shouldn’t see.

When has my Keqing ever suffered such an injustice? Wait, you masked man, just wait!

Keqing also closed her mouth, fearing that she would accidentally swallow something by opening her mouth. So Keqing waited silently.

"Hey, the fertilizer is here!"

Keqing felt her head was soaked, her entire hair was wet.

Ahhh! You really pissed!

If you are not clean, you will become dirty!

A Gong hummed a song: "Shhhhh~~"

It seems like you've been peeing for too long!

Keqing's eyes were dark and every second was torture, but even with her mouth tightly closed, the liquid still flowed down her head and to the corners of her mouth.

Disgusting! I was actually... huh?

This taste...why is it sweet?

"syrup?"

Keqing opened her eyes and saw Agong holding a kettle and pouring water on her head.

It turns out it’s not urine!

Keqing couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Even though she was tricked, it was good that it wasn't true.

Keqing began to glare at Agong fiercely again.

This damned little devil! One day, I will tear off your mask!

Ah Gong looked at Keqing who had opened her eyes, blinked and asked back: "Is it sweet? Well, it seems that you drank too much sugar water yesterday. The urinal has been left there all night and the smell is still there."

Urine, urinal? It's still urine after all!

Keqing's pupils dilated again in shock. Looking at Keqing's performance, Agong narrowed his eyes and said jokingly, "I was kidding you. This is just sugar water!"

Keqing's mind was fluctuating like a roller coaster. She had no idea at this moment that she was being fooled by the opponent again.

Keqing shook her head to get rid of the water.

"Hey, hey!" Agong clapped his hands. "The skunk is shaking the water!"

Only the whole family is skunk!

Keqing's angry voice: "Damn little devil!"

Although Keqing was very unhappy, she now clearly understood that she was no match for the other party. She couldn't even hurt the other party and was always being played by the other party. Not to mention this bad character, is this the strength of the Fatui executive officer reserve? If the reserve is so strong, then the strength of the official executive, Childe Tartaglia, who is fighting Ying over there, is probably even more troublesome.

How's Ying doing?

Keqing looked towards the young master and saw that he was still holding the bow and arrow with great ease, while Ying Danjian was standing there gasping for breath.

Agong muttered quietly: "It seems that the battle over there is almost over."

"You are still a little short of being my opponent." Gongzi said to Ying, "You can't beat me, so you don't have to win. Just enjoy the fun of fighting like me."

The young master said this because he was confident in his martial arts. Before he became an executive officer in winter, he underwent brutal training every day to show his loyalty to the Queen. In pursuit of more powerful weapons, he even went into the abyss alone. His martial arts skills grew as he continued to grow in battle.

"call……"

Ying clenched the one-handed sword in her hand, mustered up her strength and stood up again.

As expected of the Fatui's executive officer, he is very strong. I heard from the masked man that the young master is not in the best condition now.

Ying's gaze turned to Keqing who was buried in the soil.

It’s troublesome. It’s completely disadvantageous. How can we defeat such an enemy?

Chapter 74: Xiao: I Lead the Team to Fight Childe

“Senior, senior!” Seeing that the fight between Gongzi and Ying had stopped, Agong gave up playing with the cat and waved his hand towards Gongzi, “I’ve already solved it!”

In fact, the young master has been paying attention to the situation on Agong's side. Although he told Agong to handle it herself, he still cared about Agong. Agong's ability also impressed the young master. As expected, she couldn't be too weak to be an executive officer reserve, and she easily solved the problem of Yuhengxing.

"Great job, Agong!"

As the young master praised her, Agong immediately scratched her head shyly, like a student who had been praised by his teacher.

"Hehe, Senior is praising me... So, Senior, when can you deal with the other party? I can't wait to go back!"

"I wanted to enjoy it a little longer, so let's finish it quickly."

"Hey, come on, seniors!"

A Gong encouraged the young master, then looked down at the cat head still lying on the ground.

"Skunk, I'm tired of playing, I'm not interested in you anymore."

As he spoke, Agong raised his hand, and a dagger appeared in his hand.

"In order to prevent you from disturbing the seniors, it is better to get rid of you completely first."

Keqing opened her mouth and cursed, "Asshole! I'll remember you!"

"Stop it, stop it. I'm wearing a mask. How can you possibly remember me?"

Agong was about to swing the dagger in his hand.

"Keqing!"

Ying shouted anxiously, wanting to rush over to save Keqing, but was stopped by Childe.

"Fight me, and please don't be distracted."

Keqing closed her eyes.

Dying?

The expected scene of being beheaded did not happen. Instead, a water arrow from the woods shot towards the dagger in Agong's hand.

Humph, you finally can’t help but take action?

The dagger in Agong's hand was shot away by the water arrow. Agong jumped back in fear and looked around in panic: "Who! Who is it?"

Agong found each other quickly.

“I saw you!” Agong pointed at the other person angrily, “A sneak attack! You Liyue people are really despicable!”

Keqing moved her head and looked in the direction that Agong pointed. A tall woman with black hair, green eyes and armpit-revealing clothes was squatting on a tree not far away. Keqing recognized her. She was Ye Lan from Liyue's General Affairs Department.

"It's really the wicked who complain first. How dare you say such words to the fools who brought such disaster to our Liyue."

Ye Lan stood up from the tree and said to A Gong condescendingly, "I have been exposed."

In the minds of most people in Liyue, Ye Lan is an employee of the General Affairs Department of Liyue. In fact, Ye Lan's real identity is a special intelligence officer directly under Ningguang of Tianquan Star. She has been handling some things for Liyue that are not suitable to be handled openly. During today's ceremony of inviting the immortals, Ye Lan has been hiding in the dark and observing. After the assassinated Rock King left first, Ye Lan followed behind and tracked him. She originally wanted to continue observing the intelligence of the Fatui, but if Keqing didn't take action in this situation, it would be really dangerous.

According to the information Ye Lan had just collected, although this man named A Gong looked very funny, he was undoubtedly a very difficult enemy, and Keqing's several attacks were ineffective.

How can I defeat such an enemy and rescue Yuhengxing?

While Ye Lan was thinking, A Gong ignored the sarcasm in Ye Lan's words and shouted to the young master: "Senior! Senior! There's another person coming from the other side!"

The young master forced Ying to retreat and responded, "Solve it yourself!"

"But senior, I feel this one is much more powerful than that skunk! And like the senior, he has a water-attributed divine eye! And we don't know if the other party has reinforcements! If there is another one, I won't be able to handle it!"

The young master responded calmly: "It doesn't matter. If there is another one, I will take action..."

Before the young master could finish his words, a voice came from a distance: "Ying! I've brought people to help you!"

From the sound, it seems that Paimon, who has always been with Ying, sneaked away to get reinforcements during the previous battle? Then who did he bring with him?

“I met this on the road!”

Paimon flew over here and pointed behind him. Several people looked behind Paimon and saw a short man with green hair, wearing a mask and holding a green spear.

As if recognizing the other party's identity, the young master's eyes narrowed.

Ah Gong, who had not yet realized that something was wrong, muttered to the young master: "Senior! Reinforcements have really arrived! As agreed, senior, you take action, go ahead and knock down this short dwarf!"