Genshin Impact Life Simulator, They Want to Kill Me

Keqing jumped up with a one-handed sword in hand and slashed at Agong on the tree, the sword flashing with purple light.

Thunder?

Agong seemed to have thought of something and stood motionless on the tree, as if he was frightened. It was not until Keqing rushed in front of him that Agong could not help but cried out: "Oh no! I'm going to die!"

Keqing didn't hesitate and aimed the sword in her hand at Agong's waist.

It worked! It was so easy!

Keqing thought so, and then her expression changed. She slashed across Agong's body with her one-handed sword, but there was no real feeling, as if she was cutting in the air.

Keqing, who sensed something was wrong, quickly retreated from Agong. Agong did not try to stop her, but the fear on her face disappeared, and she said to Keqing who turned around, "You're just kidding!"

Taking back my previous judgment, this guy seems to have a bad personality!

Keqing frowned and stared at Agong seriously.

I just slashed the masked man's body and he didn't dodge, but why did the attack miss?

“Oh my, if you don’t attack me, do you mean you want to observe my strength?” Agong scratched the back of his head. “Everyone in Liyue is really cautious.”

It seemed like he was talking to Keqing, and then there was an embarrassed tone.

"As I said before, as a reserve executive officer, I still have some strength. Although I am not as strong as my predecessors, I can still do it if I just want to protect myself."

Keqing pondered the masked man's words. Did he mean that he was only suitable for defense? Should she give up targeting him and accompany Ying to deal with Gongzi first?

No, the Heart of God is still with him. If he leaves alone while we are dealing with the Young Master, all our efforts will be in vain. We must defeat him as soon as possible and then go to help Ying!

Agong tilted his head: "It seems that you have made up your mind. Are you going to fight me to the death? Well, how are you going to play with me next? People from Liyue."

"Doing something like this is a joke to you?"

The evil Solstice Fools!

Keqing clenched the sword in her hand.

Although I don't know how my attack just now missed, if that's the case, I will slash you continuously with lightning-fast strikes in an instant, let's see how you can dodge!

Keqing used all her strength to activate her divine eye with thunder attribute.

"It seems like they are getting serious." Feeling the lightning elemental force condensed by the other party, Agong said to himself without any concern, "In this case, I have to cheer up."

Agong stretched lazily and swayed left and right on the tree, and finally stretched out his hand and grabbed his chest.

"Take out your weapons first."

Agong put one hand directly into his chest, as if he was reaching into a void space, trying to pull out some weapon from his chest.

Chapter 72: Ninja Technique: The Art of Beating Skunks!

Who would pull a weapon out of their chest?

Under Keqing's surprised gaze, Agong really took something out of his chest... but it was not a weapon, but a piece of internal organs of some unknown animal.

what's the situation?

"Look at my weapons!"

Agong was still shouting arrogantly, and then he noticed something wrong in Keqing's eyes. He looked down at the internal organs in his hand and shouted, "Ah, I got the wrong one! This is the ingredient I'm going to make beef offal tonight! Wait, I'll get it again!"

As he spoke, he seemed to be stuffing the cow's entrails back into his chest.

Keqing’s eyes fixed.

What a good opportunity! How can I let you take out your weapon again?

"The sword shines like mine!"

Keqing quickly rushed towards Agong again, driving the lightning element to the maximum extent, and even her body seemed to turn into lightning.

"Good, so fast! So scary!"

A Gong looked left and right, and suddenly, there were sword shadows all around him.

"I don't know how to dodge this, this move is too cunning!"

In a hurry, Agong had no chance to take out his weapon again. He could only try his best to wave his internal organs around to try to block the endless sword skills.

"Cut away all the mess!"

Following the last lightning attack, Keqing put away her sword and breathed lightly. This move took a heavy toll on her body.

Tianjie Patrol, this is the fastest move in Keqing's swordsmanship. In a short period of time, it continuously slashes the enemy from all directions. No one can remain intact from this move... Now there is it.

Keqing's eyes were fixed on Agong, who was unharmed.

Just like before, the sword had clearly hit the opponent's body, but each of his sword strikes missed the target in the end. He consumed so much energy, but in the end, he couldn't even cut the opponent's clothes.

Of course, this move was not without effect. Although it did not hurt Agong, the cow's internal organs in Agong's hand were chopped into pieces and fell down from the air piece by piece.

"Ah, my dinner!"

Agong remembered that he was about to scratch his head, then he remembered a brilliant idea, took out a bowl from his chest, quickly jumped down from the tree, held the bowl high above his head, moved left and right, trying to catch the chopped beef offal.

This guy……

Keqing gritted her teeth.

It's so funny, but I just can't seem to do anything about this funny masked man.

"Whoosh..."

Although a lot of internal organs still fell to the ground, fortunately A Gong reacted quickly and caught most of the bowl. He took the bowl off his head and looked at the contents of the bowl. A Gong breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yeah! Dinner is saved!"

Then Agong carefully took out the chopped cowboy from the bowl, holding the bowl in one hand, and with the other hand he couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Keqing, who was catching her breath and recovering her strength, and praised her:

"Master Yuhengxing, your knife skills are excellent!"

This soul is weak!

"Are you mocking me?!"

"No." Agong scratched his mask innocently, "Don't you understand? I was clearly praising your swordsmanship."

"I used a sword!"

"Well, they're all the same anyway. There's no difference between a knife and a sword."

What's the difference? This masked man's words really make me angry!

Agong suddenly changed his words: "But you attacked me so many times, it's time for me to return the favor, right?"

As he spoke, Agong stuffed the bowl into his chest and his figure disappeared before Keqing's sight.

Disappeared, disappeared?

He's going to attack me!

Immediately afterwards, Agong appeared directly in front of Keqing, with his face almost touching the mask.

So fast!

Keqing jumped back and swung her sword at Agong, but Agong disappeared on the spot again.

Where have the people gone?

There was no sign of Agong in front of her. Keqing turned her head and looked to the side, but she didn't see Agong either. It was as if the other person had disappeared on the spot.

Where are we going?

Weird ability, leave the place first!

Keqing ran to the side, but bumped into Agong who suddenly appeared and blocked her steps. Agong even had the mood to reach out his hand and greet Keqing: "Hi!"

Keqing attacked again, and Agong disappeared in front of her again.

Next, Keqing seemed to be trapped in a ghost wall. Whenever she tried to leave, she would bump into Agong and her way would be blocked. With a sound of "Hi" coming from time to time, Keqing retreated back and forth, and finally returned to the starting point.

Keqing felt like a kitten being toyed with by the other party, so she simply stayed where she was.

Agong appeared in front of Keqing and asked, "Are you not going to play with me anymore?"

Play your Bilibili...

Even Keqing, who was well-mannered, started cursing in her heart.

You can't hit the target, and you can't retreat. Who is playing with you?

This bastard masked man obviously has such weird abilities, yet he acts like an immature child!

Wait, a child? They are immature, so they seem to be able to get the upper hand?

Keqing asked, "What exactly is this ability of yours? It looks very powerful."

Hearing Keqing bragging about how strong she is, Agong stopped attacking Keqing and raised her chest with a proud look: "I told you I'm strong and you still believed me. See, you've suffered a loss, haven't you?"

Then Agong answered Keqing's question honestly: "I named this move Ninja Technique: Road Blocking Technique, how do you think it is?"

How? What kind of random name is that?

And Ninjutsu? This is named after Inazuma's technique? The other party is Inazuma?

There are people from various countries among the Fatui, so Keqing was not surprised even if there were Inazuma people among them.

Without waiting for Keqing to ask, Agong continued, "As long as I use this technique, I can block you. How about this technique, isn't it powerful?" Agong seemed a little too proud of himself, "And I have an even more powerful technique, which is the advanced version of this technique."

Keqing subconsciously asked: "What kind of magic is that?"

Agong was kind enough to show it to Keqing: "Wait, I'll show you how to use it."

"Okay...wait!"

Use? For whom?

Keqing suddenly felt something was wrong, and Agong in front of her disappeared again.

Disappeared again!

Will he appear in front of me again this time?

As Keqing was thinking this, she suddenly felt the ground beneath her feet become loose. When she realized it, a hand reached out from the ground and grabbed the black stockings on Keqing's high heels.

This time it’s not in front of me, but underground!

How on earth did he get underground?

"what--!"

Keqing felt like she was stepping on air and her whole body was falling towards the ground.

Empty, empty! The soil beneath my feet has been completely hollowed out!

Soon, Keqing fell into the soil, and in the end only her head with a purple cat hair accessory was left exposed.

Keqing tried to struggle, but it was all in vain.

Completely stuck in the soil, can't get out!

Then Keqing saw the disappeared Agong appear in front of her, squatting down, holding a branch picked up from somewhere in his hand, and swinging it at her exposed head.

"This move is called Ninja Technique: Skunk Beating Technique. How about it?"

Chapter 73: The Purple Cat About to Be Broken

What kind of random name is this? You didn't just come up with it randomly!

The branch in Agong's hand hit Keqing's head. It didn't hurt or cause any harm, but Keqing felt severely humiliated.

Keqing gritted her teeth and said, "You did this on purpose!"

Hearing Keqing's words, Agong paused what he was doing, tilted his head and asked, "You don't like this name? Okay, then I'll change it. How about calling this move Ninja Technique: Knocking Skunk Head Technique?"

After saying that, Agong continued to wave the branch downwards and looked at the purple cat head, humming a song:

"You knock one, I knock two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven..."

The cat's head was knocked once for every word counted. In just a few lines of lyrics, Keqing's cat's head was knocked more than ten times.