"Hahahaha, hahaha, I'm just kidding, just kidding." A big drop of cold sweat appeared on the back of the girl's head.
"Okay, let me tell you, this is my new adopted son. Be serious and take me to find those annoying guys." Although he asked the girl to lead the way, he had already walked around the girl and strode forward.
The girl who was left behind hurriedly took small steps to catch up, muttering softly: "Sama Tsunade has really fallen. In order to pay off her debt, she actually deceived a child. Wuwuwu... Uncle... I'm sorry for you..."
Even though the girl spoke softly, how could she escape the eyes and ears of the three Kage-level powerful ninjas of Konoha? Tsunade turned around and glared at the girl fiercely.
"Ah..." The girl was startled and quickly used her ability to change the subject again, "Lady Tsunade, that child seems to be feeling very uncomfortable."
"Oh, is that so." Tsunade finally noticed and lowered her head to check Naruto's expression. As expected, he looked tired. "Hey, Naruto, what's wrong with you? Are you sick? Do you want your mother to help you?"
Before Naruto could speak, the girl answered, "Lady Tsunade, I think your posture of holding someone is wrong. You are always hanging in the air and swaying. I feel dizzy."
"Is that so?" Tsunade looked at Naruto in confusion.
Naruto nodded hastily.
"I knew it was like this. Lady Tsunade, you are so careless that you can't even take care of yourself, let alone a child." The girl smiled proudly.
"Then come and hold me." Tsunade, who was hit hard by the joint attack of Naruto and the girl, simply stuffed Naruto into the girl's arms.
"Wow," the girl was caught off guard and hurriedly hugged Naruto tightly in her arms, as if she was afraid that she would accidentally drop Naruto to the ground and break him like a porcelain doll.
Smelling the unique virgin fragrance of the girl and feeling her soft body, Naruto felt at ease stretching out his hands to hook the girl's neck and buried his head in her shoulders. There is a saying that life is like being done to you, you can't resist, so just enjoy it.
"Hmm," Naruto's voice with a hint of "Noye" sounded in Naruto's mind again, "Little Naruto, congratulations, congratulations on getting a hug from little sister Kato Shizune."
Naruto opened his mouth and was about to complain, but then he felt that Miss Shizune's embrace was indeed very fragrant, so he gave up.
"This girl is still a virgin, little Naruto, you have to work harder!" Naruto's voice suddenly sounded in Naruto's mind.
These ambiguous words made Naruto's heart flutter, and he seemed to feel that the black-haired girl holding him was softer and smelled better.
"Hehe!" Naruto smiled and continued, "Naruto, listen to me, I have already thought of a way to turn your musket into a cannon. Next, you have to perform well and show your best to me."
Oh, what is that my sister talking about? Although I don’t understand it, it seems very powerful.
Naruto suddenly realized that after he got the cannon, he must practice more, so that he can beat his sister to pieces. Thinking of this, Naruto's saliva flowed down.
Tsunade had already walked a long way ahead. Shizune wanted to let Naruto go but couldn't, so she had to grit her teeth and endure the increasingly severe, strange discomfort that she had never felt before. She hugged Naruto and quickly chased after Tsunade.
25. Princess Tsunade as a New Mother
Tsunade and her companions stepped into the lobby of the hotel, where a large group of ferocious middle-aged men were already waiting there.
As soon as they saw Tsunade appear, everyone's eyes lit up and they quickly swarmed around Tsunade and the other two, fearing that Tsunade would escape again.
It is really hard for these debt collectors. They have been out collecting debts since the beginning of the year, following Tsunade all the way, exhausted and sleeping in the open air, but they haven't collected a penny by the end of the year. The higher-ups have issued death orders to collect debts, leaving them no way out.
The people who are responsible for debt collection are usually those who have some strength, and can be called tigers and wolves by ordinary people or ordinary ninjas. Unfortunately, this time they encountered a Tyrannosaurus who owed debts.
Tsunade Senju has a very bad character and is very powerful. Generally, when she encounters a debt collector, she will choose to run away quickly.
But if some debt collectors are unlucky enough to run into Tsunade when she is drunk or angry, they can only consider themselves unlucky and be beaten up. At best, they may break a few bones, but they may even be beaten so badly that they cannot take care of themselves.
The uncles looked at each other in tacit understanding, and suddenly knelt on the ground and burst into tears: "Sir Tsunade! Please be kind and give me some money. I haven't been home for two years."
"Lady Tsunade, my family is almost starving to death. They are just waiting for me to go back and buy some rice to cook. Lady Tsunade, please give me some money back."
"Lady Tsunade, my child is seriously ill and needs money to save his life."
……
The uncles were crying loudly, and two of them wanted to crawl over and hug Tsunade's thighs and howl, but they were kicked away one by one by Tyrannosaurus.
Tsunade clapped her hands, walked to a low table and sat down, saying contemptuously: "That's enough, don't you know that your acting is terrible? Get up and stop howling, come to me one by one and settle your accounts, I will pay off all the money I owe you today."
"Hey, Lady Tsunade, you actually want to pay back the money!!!" Everyone exclaimed in unison. Obviously, they did not expect Tsunade's words. For a moment, they all opened their mouths wide.
"What do you mean? Do you still want money?" Tsunade felt that her hot temper was really forced out by others.
"Lady Tsunade! Here is my bill, a total of 370,000 ryo."
"Mine, mine, one hundred and forty thousand taels."
"This is the bill for the two million taels you have borrowed from our bank over the years, Lady Tsunade. We don't want the change."
……
Tsunade frowned as she listened to these debt bills. In fact, she had never seriously calculated how much money she owed. Now it sounded like a lot, tens of millions.
Hmm, why is the floor shaking? Tsunade frowned and turned around, and what she saw was a black-haired girl who was biting her fingernails with her teeth and trembling exaggeratedly.
Shizune saw Tsunade looking back at her and immediately stammered, "Tsunade...sama...it's useless even if you sell me. You can't raise tens of millions."
Tsunade was completely speechless to the girl. Ever since the two of them left Konoha, the girl had been in charge of all their finances, whether it was the funding from Konoha, the occasional payment for treating illnesses, or the bounty for accidentally killing a rebel ninja, etc., all were controlled by the girl.
Although he spent a lot of money in the casino, most of the money he lost was borrowed.
There must be at least one million taels of savings in the savings certificate on the girl.
But I didn't ask her for money, so why is she so nervous?
Tsunade sighed lightly. Although her behavior in the past few years seemed nonsensical, she still had a basic bottom line. The money she borrowed did not exceed the repayment limit. However, she did have to empty her small treasury and the savings of the Senju family since she became a ninja for decades.
Tsunade was lamenting about her own small treasury, while Naruto was asking his mother and sister what to do about the debts.
"Naruto-chan, it's okay, leave it to me. I'm your sister, but I'm a god. I can have as much of these yellow and white things as you want." Naruto patted her chest and told him that she was a real man.
"Lady Tsunade, thank you for your mercy." A group of uncles stared at Tsunade Senju with starry eyes, and put their hands forward as if begging.
Tsunade felt a chill and was about to make a hand seal to summon the slugs. Her small treasury and the savings of the Senju clan were all kept in the slug world.
Naruto had already walked up from behind and said awkwardly: "Tsunade... Mother Tsunade, let me, as... as your adopted son, pay off these debts. From now on... from now on, I will do my best to take care of you!"
Naruto shouted the last few words with his eyes closed. God knows how uncomfortable Naruto felt when he said these words, but under the coercion of Kushina and Naruko who felt sorry for Tsunade, and because Naruto really liked Tsunade's current childish love for kind elders, the tsundere Naruto agreed reluctantly.
"Ah!?" Tsunade, Shizune, and a group of uncles were shocked by Naruto's "confession".
"puff"
After a long time, Tsunade was the first to react, and feelings of relief, surprise, amusement and so on surged into her heart.
Although one of the clauses in the contract between Kushina and her is that Naruto will be responsible for all her living expenses, but as one of the three great ninjas of Konoha, would Princess Senju need the support of Naruto, an orphan and a widow? If she really did such a stupid thing, she would just slap herself to death without anyone else doing anything.
But looking at Naruto's serious expression and listening to him calling her mother in an awkward and cute way, Tsunade still felt warm in her heart, as if the sunlight was shining into her wet heart.
Wow, the more I look at little Naruto's golden hair, the more I like it.
Although she had made up her mind that she would never accept Naruto's support, Tsunade laughed and hugged Naruto into her arms: "Hahaha...Okay then, Naruto baby, Mommy will rely on you to support me from now on."
"Hmm." Naruto struggled hard to break free from Tsunade's broad chest, muttered with a red face, struggled to turn around, and leaned his back comfortably in Tsunade's arms. Naruto pretended to make dozens of hand seals quickly according to what Naruto taught him, and then he put his hands together and pushed them forward, and something happened that stunned everyone.
Naruto saw a dazzling golden fountain gushing out from his hands like a fountain, and the friction and rolling sounds of precious metals were heard incessantly.
This is Naruko opening a space gap between little Naruto's hands, and on the other side is the treasure house of an unlucky kingdom in another dimension.
Soon, a small mountain of gold coins appeared in the middle of the room.
By the time everyone came to their senses from being squeezed by the sea of gold coins, the entire room was completely submerged in the sea of gold coins in less than ten minutes.
The gold coins had already reached the neck of Naruto who was sitting in Tsunade's arms. Naruto had to stop, because if he continued to spray, he would be drowned.
Naruto was very ignorant about the concept of money. His daily expenses were all taken care of by Kushina and Naruko, so after he sprayed out so many gold coins, he was still a little uncertain and said, "Are these enough? If not, let's go to a bigger place and I'll take out some more."
Jingyin, who had just woken up, had two little suns flashing in her eyes. She dove into the waist-high gold sea, grabbed a handful of gold coins with both hands, bit a few into her mouth, and quickly spat them out twice, shouting enthusiastically: "Although these are coins I don't recognize, they are really all made of gold! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! Hahaha...you bastard over there! Don't put the money in your pocket secretly! Come one by one to check the bills and take the money. Whoever dares to take one more, I will kill him!"
Several silver needles flew out quickly and pierced the bodies of several uncles who were doing tricks.
Shizune struggled to drag her big bag out of the sea of gold coins, threw out the clothes, ninja tools and other miscellaneous things inside, and scooped up handfuls of gold coins to put them inside.
People die for money and birds die for food. With a sea of gold ahead, who cares about the girl's silver needles that don't hurt at all? A group of uncles frantically stuffed gold coins into every part of their bodies.
"Boom!" With a loud noise, the golden sea was blown all over the room by the fierce energy, followed by a sound of golden rain. This wonderful fairy music could not move anyone in the room at this moment, because at this moment in the center of the room, a Tyrannosaurus Rex that seemed to have its scales uncovered was furious, and the cold murderous intent enveloped everyone without reservation.
"Put all the gold coins back to their original places! Otherwise, you will be killed without mercy!" Tsunade, with her head down and expressionless, spoke every word with strong murderous intent, and every word was like a huge hammer hitting everyone.
"Tsunade... Lady Tsunade..." The girl called out to her teacher tremblingly. The murderous aura that was as tangible as a substance enveloped even her, and the girl's face turned pale.
"Shizune, put yours back too," Tsunade replied coldly.
"Okay...Lady Tsunade." The girl had followed Tsunade for many years and had never seen her so angry. She hurriedly poured out the gold coins from her bag.
"Don't you take my words seriously?" With Tsunade's angry shout, an uncle with triangular eyes in the corner flew into the air and crashed into the wall behind him.
The man's chest and abdomen were sunken, and his eyes were bulging. He was beaten to death by Tsunade's fist that swept through the air.
This uncle who values money more than anything else was obviously hoping for a lucky break and didn't listen to the mother Tyrannosaurus' words.
Killed!
Tsunade Senju killed someone!
The uncles were terrified. They all knew that Tsunade was the princess of Konoha, one of the legendary three ninjas, and had killed countless people.
But they dared to accept the task of collecting debts from Tsunade because they didn't think that Tsunade would kill them. As a figure who is the image of Konoha, how could she kill someone who came to collect debts from her?
Right, even if there is a possibility of being beaten by the other party, there will be no danger to his life, and the other party must consider the image of Konoha.
So they dared to come to Tsunade to collect the debt, and dared to face the legendary ninja head-on, they were full of confidence. However, all these cognitions that were like tacit rules collapsed at this moment! The Princess of Konoha, Senju Tsunade finally killed them!
26. Shizune the Drama Queen and Tsunade the Unlucky One
"Ah! It's over, it's over! Lady Tsunade, please calm down!" Seeing the debt collector being beaten to death with one punch, Shizune screamed and quickly flew behind Tsunade, stretching out her arms and hugging her tightly.
This is really a big deal! Now, Konoha's image is ruined! How should I report back?
Woohoo, she is going to be nagging to death by the terrible elders of Konoha. Lady Tsunade is the granddaughter of the Shodaime-sama, so she will be fine. They treat her as just a powerless little girl, and a long time ago, the self-righteous Konoha high-ups inexplicably gave her the responsibility of being Tsunade's guardian.
Now that this has happened, for the sake of Konoha's reputation, those old guys will definitely use her as a scapegoat.
Thinking of this, a picture seemed to emerge in front of Jingyin. She was tied up tightly and put into a prison van, with a group of wretched old men and women behind her waving their handkerchiefs hypocritically.
Then she was sent to the home of a strange old creditor, who approached her step by step with an lewd smile.
Wow, I don't want that! Shizune was so frightened by her own imagination that two wide noodles flowed across her body...
Ignoring Shizune who was hugging her, Tsunade said coldly to everyone: "What? Are there still people who are not afraid of death? Do you want me to say it again?"
"Wow, Lady Tsunade, please spare us! We don't want the debt anymore, please forgive us. We all have elderly parents and young children to take care of..." The people who were awakened cried out together, and poured the gold coins on their bodies back to the ground in a very embarrassed manner, fearing that if they were a step slower, they would be beaten to death by Tsunade's punch.
"I will return all your money to you, but you are not allowed to take any of these gold coins. Do you understand?" Tsunade glared at him fiercely.
"Yes, Ming, I understand. Thank you, Lady Tsunade." The trembling people no longer wanted to pay their debts. They were just thankful to be alive. Naturally, they would accept whatever Tsunade said.
Tsunade pressed the ground with one hand, a black contract flashed, a puff of smoke drifted away, and a white slug the size of a palm appeared on her shoulder.
"Lady Tsunade, long time no see." A pleasant female voice sounded from Tsunade's shoulder.
"Well, Slug-sama, long time no see." Tsunade said apologetically. Ever since she suffered from hemophobia, she has never summoned a slug again. Speaking of which, she was a little ashamed that she did not fulfill her responsibilities as a contractor due to her own reasons. "Slug-sama, this time I trouble you to come out for the savings I deposited with you."
"I see. Do you want to take it out now?" the slug asked straightforwardly.
Looking at the messy room, Tsunade felt annoyed.
"Shizune, take Slug-sama with you and take these guys to the next door. After clearing the debts, take out my savings from Slug-sama and return them to them. For the one who died, ask his accomplices to take him back along with the debt and compensation. By the way, tell their boss that I, Senju Tsunade, killed the man. If you want revenge, I'm always welcome to do so." She pointed at the debt collectors and shouted to Shizune.
"Yes, Lady Tsunade." Shizune hurriedly took the slug from Tsunade's shoulder into her arms and shouted to everyone, "Please follow me."
Everyone now just wanted to get as far away from the mother Tyrannosaurus as possible, and hurriedly crawled after Shizune who was leaving the room.
Watching everyone leave, Tsunade's eyes finally cooled down from the burning flames, and she grabbed Naruto and sat back in front of the low table, "Little Naruto, it seems we need to have a good talk."
Looking at Tsunade who was inexplicably furious, Naruto was trembling. This guy with low EQ had no idea what was going on, so he had to resort to the method of acting like a spoiled child that always worked on his mother and sister. He opened his big blue eyes and said pitifully to Tsunade, "Mother Tsunade, did Naruto do something wrong? Please don't be angry. Naruto will definitely correct it."
Tsunade, who was instantly attracted by the cute shota, had a lot of love bubbles floating around. No, no, now is not the time to be acting like a fangirl.
Tsunade quickly adjusted her mindset: "Naruto, where did you get all these gold coins? Is it the legacy of the Uzumaki clan? Listen to me, I will not use your money!"
Tsunade could only think of this reason, otherwise, how could such a young child have so much money. Could it be that his mother had robbed the treasury of some daimyo?
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