Of course, what Kushina was talking about now was Naruto's experience in the original work, which was not a lie, but as she spoke, she ended up bringing herself into the story, and her anger and violent emotions began to grow wildly.
Tsunade instinctively sensed the danger of the chakra, which was the natural resistance of living things to death. Without Tsunade herself noticing, her body had automatically moved back a few inches.
Damn, what is that! Something bad is about to happen or is happening to the Fourth Hokage's wife.
Damn it! Is this yellow-haired boy's life in Konoha so miserable? You tasteless Konoha villagers, is it fun to bully someone's son in front of him? Believe it or not, if he gets angry, he will kill you all. Damn old man Sandaime, you didn't tell me about these things. Tsunade cursed Konoha from top to bottom in her heart.
"Enough, it's enough. Lady Tsunade, I am the wife of the Fourth Hokage. My husband is determined to protect Konoha even at the cost of his life, so I also want to convince myself to protect Konoha. However, as a mother, my patience is limited, and I don't want to become the second Orochimaru." Kushina's lips curled up with a faint smile, as if she didn't care at all.
"The second Orochimaru!" Tsunade gasped. She knew that if she didn't deal with Naruto's issue properly, this Fourth-Kami Lady would really be able to do what she said.
When someone makes a fuss about unfair treatment, it means there is still room for bargaining and discussion.
But when someone turns a blind eye to the unfair treatment he has received and claims that he wants to leave the original organization, then there is no room for maneuver. If the mistakes are not corrected, things will develop in the worst direction.
"So, Lady Tsunade, I don't need to explain to you one by one what the consequences will be if I take Naruto and rebel against the village. Please give me hope to convince myself and give this child a bright future." Kushina felt very happy. She vented all her dissatisfaction in one breath and pushed all the problems to Tsunade.
She was not afraid that Tsunade would refuse her request. According to the memories that Naruko obtained from the alien soul, the Tsunade in front of her hated the Hokage on the surface, but in fact she had very deep feelings for Konoha. Konoha Village was founded by her beloved grandfather.
Her brother and lover both died to become Hokage and protect Konoha. So even though she said she hated the Hokage, in fact, she couldn't abandon Konoha.
Tsunade wanted to strangle someone now. Damn those idiots from Konoha. They caused such a thing and now they have to clean up their own ass! He really wanted to strangle those damn guys to death one by one.
Looking at Kushina who is so confident in front of him, what will be the consequences? Haha, Konoha will certainly not allow the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki to defect from the village. If she dares to tell him openly, then she is not afraid of Konoha's obstruction and is clearly planning to fight.
That strange chakra, whose depth could not be seen at all, could make him tremble instinctively. He also had a powerful barrier technique and elite ninja-level physical technique. At least, he lost to the opponent in terms of momentum. As for strength, if he lost in momentum, his strength would definitely be greatly reduced, and he would be in danger of death. Even he was like this, how many elite ninjas like him were there in Konoha? If he pushed the mother and son into a corner, and then released the Nine-Tails to wade into the muddy water, even if Konoha could win in the end, there would still be a few scum left.
And now Tsunade was facing the two of them, she was deeply doubtful, was the information from the Third Hokage accurate? Was the Nine-Tails really sealed in this child? Why did she feel that the Fourth Hokage's wife, Kushina, was more like a fox?
It's not an adjective, but an intuitive weird feeling.
I have to say, Tsunade's intuition is very accurate.
But Tsunade couldn't care about these things now. She was really angry. So angry that she wanted to grab someone and punch her hundreds of times.
But she showed a brilliant and dazzling smile like a saint that even she herself would not believe: "Kushina, calm down, leave Naruto's affairs to me. From today on, she is my adopted son, Senju Tsunade. I will take care of him like my own child."
Tsunade gently (chills) reached out and stroked Naruto's little head, trying her best to disguise herself as a loving mother.
This time he felt very aggrieved for having to swallow his anger in silence. He secretly made up his mind that when he returned to Konoha, he would punch the Third Hokage hundreds of times to completely calm down.
Otherwise, anger will harm your body and lead to early death.
At this moment, the ignorant little Naruto was blinded by the kind and holy light disguised by Tsunade.
Naruto sat there blankly, silently worshipping his mother in his heart. With just a few words, he tamed the female Tyrannosaurus into a little lamb.
Naruto's mind is connected to Kushina and Naruko. As long as they want, their minds can communicate smoothly, and Naruto's thoughts are instantly noticed by Kushina.
The exquisite Kushina clone turned around and gave Naruto a smug look, "Your mother's IQ is definitely suppressed."
Boom, boom, Naruto's heart was beating wildly. Such a proud, charming and vivid look. It turned out that his mother was so beautiful and lovely.
Naturally, this thought did not escape Kushina, and she rolled her eyes at him. The dead kid finally realized that his mother was an extremely smart, beautiful and lovely woman.
Wow, mom is such a megalomaniac.
You stupid kid, what did you say? How am I arrogant? Tell me where I boasted. Wait until I get home and I’ll teach you a lesson...
……
The two equally thick-skinned and low-EQ guys had already left Tsunade behind and started arguing in their hearts.
Miss Mingzi, the third party in her heart, was sweating profusely. Hey, don’t you two think this conversation is a bit ambiguous?
Forget it, I guess the EQ of you two is pretty low.
If I were to argue with you, I'd be a fool.
Naruko followed suit and rolled her eyes, ignoring the parent-child pair.
Tsunade's forehead was full of tic-tac-toes, and she stared at the mother and child in front of her with displeasure. The other one closed his eyes and rested calmly, as if he had made up his mind.
A little pervert with empty eyes and drooling, who knows what he is thinking (Naruto said he was innocent, he was just busy arguing with his mother in his heart, this is Tsunade's subjective conjecture.)
"Ahem," Tsunade coughed twice, reminding herself not to irritate Kushina now, and continued to put on a gentle smile: "Kushina, since we have already discussed the matter, let's remove the barrier and go back to the room to talk in detail."
Naruto, who was disturbed by the cough, came back to his senses and saw Tsunade's 200% Madonna aura. The whole space seemed to be filled with warm and beautiful pink hearts and bubbles. The gentle and beautiful lady's peerless face made Naruto, a little kid with a maternal complex, feel like he was in the clouds and floating.
But soon he was kicked from the sky to the ground by his unhappy mother.
"You stupid kid, you're obsessed with her. Believe it or not, she wants to kill you now. If it weren't for us, you would have gone to see your damn dad..."
Hearing his mother's words, Naruto shuddered, and seemed to see the invisible and larger brutal shadow of Tsunade behind the gentle Tsunade.
Kushina didn't know why she poured cold water on her son. Well, it was definitely to prevent her child from being deceived by the female Tyrannosaurus in front of him.
She found a good reason for herself in her heart, slowly opened her eyes, smiled and said to Tsunade: "I'm sorry, Lady Tsunade, this is a barrier with a time limit. It will automatically be lifted after one hour. Before that, I can't do anything. Please wait in the bathtub for an hour."
Listening to Kushina's words and feeling the temperature of the water in the bathtub getting lower and lower, Tsunade lowered her head, the little flames of anger in her heart growing higher and higher. You guys really don't take me seriously? Do you really think you can eat me to death? Do you really think I can't leave Konoha?
...Tsunade gritted her teeth secretly for a while, okay, she really couldn't leave Konoha, you won, but I'm not that easy to bully.
Tsunade raised her head, still keeping a gentle smile on her face, and pulled Naruto into her arms: "Is that so? It's okay, then let's wash it first. Come on, Naruto, be good, mommy will wash you well."
Well, accompanied by the screams like a pig being slaughtered, our happy little Naruto enjoyed the aforementioned bathtub back massage service provided by the Konoha Princess Senju Tsunade.
As if to make Naruto recognize Tsunade's true face, Kushina floated in the air by herself, watching the show and arguing with her other daughter, Naruko.
She knew that Tsunade would not do anything bad in front of her. That hot-tempered woman was full of anger, so she had to calm down appropriately, otherwise it would be bad if things got out of hand.
23. From today on, I will be Tsunade’s lover’s younger brother
After a wonderful hour in the bathtub, poor little Naruto was completely washed clean of a layer of skin, and looked like a cooked shrimp.
Kushina felt heartbroken watching this, but she finally survived this purgatory-like scene.
"Little Naruto, now that the barrier has been lifted, you can go out. Alas, I really gave you, little guy, a chance, but you are useless." Naruto's voice sounded like heavenly sound in Naruto's mind.
"Woo, you asshole sister, don't you see that I'm only five years old? How can you expect me to be of any use? Please teleport me back to Konoha quickly, I'm almost killed by this violent girl, woooo, mom just watches and doesn't help." Naruto said with both joy and sorrow while being held in Tsunade's arms.
"Walk back by yourself, and you can also consolidate your relationship with Tsunade. You should be filial to your newly recognized stepmother." Naruko refused bluntly. How could she let this little guy go so easily? She hadn't seen enough of the show yet.
But Naruto's words were remembered by Naruto. Indeed, what can a 5-year-old kid do? It seems that I have to help him think of some solutions.
"Ah, how could this happen!" Naruto screamed, "Mom, please think of a way quickly, use Flying Thunder God to take me back, Tsunade will kill me."
"You little idiot, what nonsense are you talking about. Princess Tsunade seems to have a good impression of you." Kushina originally had this plan, but after hearing what her daughter said, she changed her mind. She should indeed make time to consolidate the relationship between Naruto and Tsunade.
"Huh, no way? I'm already so miserable." Naruto didn't believe it.
"Hehe, Naruto, don't disbelieve it. If the maximum value of favorability is 100, according to my favorability detector, Tsunade's favorability towards you is at least 70 now." Naruto replied.
"What the hell is that favorability detector? There's actually a favorability of 70. I thought the favorability was a negative number." Naruto complained helplessly.
"After all, you are from Konoha, the child of the Fourth Hokage. You should have some confidence."
Tsunade kneaded Naruto's face fiercely. This dead kid seemed to be out of his mind again since just now. No matter how she ravaged him, he didn't react at all.
Seeing Naruto's mouth being stretched like Luffy, Kushina finally felt a little distressed. She flew to Tsunade, kicked away Tsunade's hand that was on Naruto's cheek, and said angrily: "Lady Tsunade, one hour is up, you can go out."
"Are we there yet?" Tsunade seemed to be having so much fun that she had forgotten the time. After hearing what Kushina said, she carefully reached out a hand to touch the barrier above her head. Sure enough, the barrier had disappeared. Tsunade jumped up and quickly grabbed a bath towel to wrap herself up. She wanted to leave immediately, but then she thought that since the other party could suddenly appear in her bathtub, they must have found a way to find her. She couldn't avoid them at all. If she ran away this time, she didn't know how much more these two mother and son would do next time.
If you come to block me when it's convenient for me...
hiss……
Tsunade didn't even dare to think about it.
Anyway, Tsunade was a little afraid of Kushina. She sighed helplessly, turned around resignedly, picked up Naruto from the bathtub, and said with a fake smile: "Come, baby son, mom will help you dry."
Naruto, who had come to his senses, looked at Tsunade's expression and shuddered with fear. However, this time he did not feel the pain he expected. Tsunade just half-knelt in front of him and gently wiped the water off his body.
"Lady Tsunade, I am really very grateful to you. Lady Tsunade was able to generously agree to my excessive request. Kushina is extremely grateful. We will always remember your care for us orphans and widows. Let me cure your hemophobia first." Kushina bowed 90 degrees to Tsunade. When she raised her body, she had already picked up a delicate little sword as thin as a toothpick in her hand, and slashed at Tsunade from a distance.
This sword is none other than the god of death's katana, which can sever human souls and emotional ties.
Before Tsunade could react, she only felt a breeze quickly passing through her body. It seemed that something was missing from her body, but she couldn't remember what it was.
"Well, Lady Tsunade. I can't stay outside for too long, so I'll leave Naruto in your care." Kushina disappeared quickly on the spot, like a child who had played a prank and was in a hurry to run away.
Lady Tsunade, I am very sorry to have to cut off the marks of those two people in your soul, but I will not leave any loopholes for anyone.
Looking at the disappearing Kushina, Tsunade felt a sense of desolation in her heart. Kushina, your husband died together with the Nine-Tails to protect Konoha, leaving behind this pair of orphans and a widow.
A feeling of being a fellow wanderer in this world came over me spontaneously, and I myself am also a lonely person.
She is a person who responds to soft words and not to hard ones. This time, Kushina found her weak spot and forced her into submission. She was already feeling angry.
But now looking at Naruto with a big idiotic smile on his face, he let himself be manipulated.
Tsunade suddenly stopped hating Kushina. Why should she hate someone who was unable to ask for help to protect her child? Hmm, thinking this way, the child in front of her seems to be getting cuter and cuter. She feels like someone, but she can't remember who it is.
"Tsk, when it comes to being ruthless, it has to be mother. Tsunade's favorability towards little Naruto continues to rise, and has exceeded 80%." Naruto's screams rang in Naruto's mind again.
"Huh? Is that so? But I didn't do anything." Naruto said with an expression of dejectedness.
Where Naruto couldn't see, Naruko gave Kushina a thumbs up, "Plan works!"
Kushina held the cold and shining Kitachi in her hand, but she did not look happy. She asked dejectedly: "Naruto, I killed the two most important people in Tsunade's soul and let Naruto fill their positions. Am I despicable?"
"Well, mother, you don't have to be depressed. This idea was mine, and if you say it's despicable, I'm the more despicable one. Well, it's already been done, so there's nothing to regret. The most we can do is let Naruto take responsibility. Since he's taking someone else's position, he should also make due contributions." Naruto stuck out her tongue.
"That's right." Kushina seemed to cheer up instantly, and her domineering voice entered Naruto's mind, "Naruto! From today on, you will take on the responsibility of being Tsunade's brother and lover. Take good care of Tsunade. If you don't do well..."
A series of "clucking" sounds of clenching fists were then heard.
Well, poor Naruto, your mother and sister sold you without hesitation in order to get rid of the guilt in their hearts.
"What did Kushina say just now? It seems like it cured my hemophobia." Tsunade dried Naruto's hair, pulled up one of Naruto's hands, and said with a slightly evil smile: "Then let me see if it's true." The chakra scalpel quickly scratched Naruto's fingers, and a drop of blood rolled down.
"Wow, Sister Tsunade, what are you doing? It hurts." Naruto jumped up, stepped back a few steps and leaned against the bathtub. The woman in front of him was so scary. She was gentle as water at one moment and ready to cut people with a knife at the next.
It seemed to be true. Looking at the drop of blood condensed in the palm of her hand by her own chakra, Tsunade sighed softly. It was really funny that she, a great medical ninja saint, was actually afraid of blood.
Tsunade stood up, walked to Naruto, and took his hand again, "I'm so sorry, Naruto. Mom accidentally cut you. Come, let mom treat you, it will be fine in a moment..."
Before he finished speaking, Tsunade discovered that Naruto's wound had already healed. Well, he is worthy of being the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Tsunade sighed.
However, that was not the case. The quick healing was simply because Naruto drank too much divine milk and awakened his Uzumaki bloodline.
24. The quiet lady with natural black hair
Tsunade Senju put her hands through Naruto's ribs and held him in her arms with his back facing her. She rested her head on Naruto's head and rubbed it with her cheek from time to time. The bright golden hair was as warm as the sun, and Tsunade couldn't help wanting to get close to him. ...
On the contrary, Naruto felt very bad. He was half-hanging in the air with his feet off the ground, and the strong woman above him was always pressing his head without knowing the severity. It was an uncomfortable feeling, so uncomfortable that he didn't even care about the warm orchid fragrance of the beauty coming out of the bath. But he didn't dare to struggle. The one hour in the bathtub had already told him how terrifying Tsunade was, so he had to endure it reluctantly.
Just like that, Tsunade walked in the corridor, swinging Naruto in her arms.
Finally, God was still kind to Naruto. With a series of hurried footsteps, a pretty girl in a black robe and short black hair ran over quickly from afar.
"Lady Tsunade, it's bad! The creditor is chasing us! I have packed my luggage, let's quickly climb over the wall and escape." The voice arrived before the person arrived. The girl stopped in front of Tsunade and Naruto with two sparks left by her sudden stop.
Climb over the wall and run away? Naruto was confused. He looked at the girl's back and saw a big package on her back. Naruto lamented in his heart, wondering what kind of person he had found as his stepmother.
"Okay, Shizune. Don't panic, take me to see them. Well, let's end the game of hide-and-seek here and just pay off all the debts. It's annoying to keep dragging it on." Tsunade comforted the girl with a smile.
Hey, did I hear it right? Lady Tsunade actually wants to pay back the debt! The girl stared at Tsunade in horror. Usually, as a teacher, she would run away without a trace when she heard the name of the creditor.
"Who are you? Why are you pretending to be Lady Tsunade?" The girl pulled out a kunai and stared at Tsunade with a wary look on her face.
Two big well marks appeared on Tsunade's forehead. She kicked the wall on one side of the aisle. With a "bang", a large hole as high as a person appeared on the wall.
"Yes, it's really Lady Tsunade." The girl swallowed and looked at the big hole. Only Lady Tsunade would be so foolish as to tear down the wall to prove herself.
Well, girl, this is what your evidence is.
I don't know how much this wall will cost.
"Shizune, were you thinking about something bad again just now?" Tsunade was inexplicably angry, and there was another cross on her head.
"Haha, no, that's not true." The girl quickly waved her hands to deny it.
"That's super suspicious. You're not thinking of doing anything bad to me." Tsunade approached the girl and stared at her viciously.
Looking at Tsunade's enlarged head, the girl lowered her head guiltily and caught a glimpse of a child in Tsunade's arms who looked like he had been played with. She quickly and tactfully changed the subject, "Tsunade-sama, who is this child? He looks so cute."
Tsunade, who felt that she had "bullied" the girl enough, replied with a satisfied look on her face: "This kid is my financial sponsor. All our expenses will be paid by him from now on." As she spoke, Tsunade could not help but turn her head and rub Naruto's fluffy hair hard.
"Hey, Lady Tsunade, have you finally kidnapped the prince of some daimyo?" the girl was horrified.
Tsunade's head was covered with crosses. With flames burning all over her body, she spoke in a stiff tone, "Shizune... In your eyes, I will kidnap someone sooner or later...?"
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