The Secret to Picking Up Girls

"Boss, you haven't been at school for the past few days, so you probably don't know, but everyone at school is saying that you and Qin Zinan, the number one beauty of our Xiamen University, are having an affair," Qiu Zhenhua said to Zhang Yuzhe with a very wretched smile.

Zhang Yuzhe felt a chill in his heart and said with great frustration, "Damn it, who is spreading these rumors? Why isn't anyone saying I'm having an affair with the principal's mother?"

Wang Kaijun, Qiu Zhenhua, Lin Kunhong: "…"

"Boss, have you forgotten? Last time during the confrontation with the Karate Club, your relationship with Gaoqiao Zhong Sheng and Qin Zinan seemed very ambiguous, so it's not strange that the school is now spreading rumors about a love triangle between the three of you!" Lin Kunhong said to Zhang Yuzhe with a smile.

Zhang Yuzhe: "…"

Zhang Yuzhe scratched his nose in frustration. He wasn't afraid of anything else, but he had so many scandals. However, Zhang Yuzhe didn't feel too wronged, after all, he did have some feelings for Qin Zinan. Perhaps Zhang Yuzhe simply didn't have much resistance to beautiful women!

"How is it, Boss? How does it feel to be a popular figure? You are now the most popular person in our entire new campus!" Lin Kunhong said to Zhang Yuzhe with a smile.

"How do I feel? I feel extremely depressed! Why does it become that I like someone just because I say a few words to a woman? I also like talking to the auntie at the kiosk, does that mean I like her too? What kind of world is this! It's hard to be a person, it's even harder to be a celebrity!" Zhang Yuzhe said, brushing the hair from his forehead and smiling.

Although Zhang Yuzhe was very depressed about the occasional scandal, he was also used to it. But he still had to respect the feelings of his women.

After typing a very emotional message on his phone, Zhang Yuzhe used that phone to send these messages to everyone.

"Boss, do you think I wanted to wake you up! It's just that there's a MM looking for you. It's up to you whether you want to go or not." With that, Wang Kaijun turned to leave.

"MM? Where is the MM?" As soon as Zhang Yuzhe heard about the MM, he immediately perked up and asked Wang Kaijun as he climbed out of bed.

"Hehe, I knew you would get up as soon as you heard about the MM." Wang Kaijun said to Zhang Yuzhe with a very wretched look.

"Damn it, stop dawdling there, where is this MM?" Zhang Yuzhe said, looking around with his eyes.

Zhang Yuzhe's body was still itching from being teased by the Duke of Zhou's granddaughter in his dream, and a certain part of his body was extremely energetic. If there was an MM now, Zhang Yuzhe wouldn't mind developing a relationship with her.

"Oh! I just went to the cafeteria to eat breakfast and heard a girl asking the lonely male students in our dormitory building about you. I told her I knew you. Then she asked me to call you down. She's waiting for you under the banyan tree in front of the male dormitory building. She also said that if you don't come, she'll make trouble for you or something." Wang Kaijun said, looking at Zhang Yuzhe with a very ambiguous gaze.