The Secret to Picking Up Girls

Back in the dorm, Zhang Yuze saw the three wolves of his dorm all there, munching on melon seeds. Each of them was shirtless, not caring about their image at all. If you didn't know better, you'd think they were migrant workers from somewhere!

"Boss, you're back! We haven't seen you in ages," Wang Kaijun said with a look of extreme joy as soon as he saw Zhang Yuze enter the dorm. He walked straight over, seemingly wanting to give Zhang Yuze a deeply affectionate hug.

"Get lost! Don't be disgusting," Zhang Yuze said, swatting away Wang Kaijun's hand, looking like he couldn't stand it.

"Hehe, Boss, you're really hurting my feelings. I'm just trying to be affectionate with you, but you find it disgusting," Wang Kaijun said to Zhang Yuze with a hint of resentment.

"That's right... that's right... Boss, you're really not cool enough," Lin Kunhong chimed in.

Zhang Yuze: "..."

"By the way, why are you all here today? Not out picking up girls?" Zhang Yuze asked, looking at the three wolves with confusion.

"Hehe, it's all because of Second Bro. He said he found a rare A/V and wanted to download it for us to watch, so we're not going out tonight. Hehe, we can't miss it when our goddesses release new films," Qiu Zhenhua said to Zhang Yuze with an extremely perverted smile. The expression on his face was as perverted as could be.

"Uh..." Zhang Yuze was speechless. He originally thought these guys were being uncharacteristically well-behaved, but he didn't expect they were planning to do this.

"Damn! You bunch of perverts. Sigh, how did I end up with such perverted guys? It's making me perverted too. What a misfortune!" Zhang Yuze said with great emotion, looking very tragic.

"Tch! Boss, stop pretending! If we're talking about a paragon of perversion..." Wang Kaijun gave Zhang Yuze a middle finger with extreme contempt.

"Alright, I'm going to take a shower first," Zhang Yuze said, grabbing his clothes and walking in. But as he reached the door, Zhang Yuze suddenly remembered something and asked Qiu Zhenhua, "By the way, who did you say that rare A/V was of?"

"I think it's Ayaka Ohashi," Qiu Zhenhua said, stunned for a moment.

"Oh! Is that so? Then after you download it, send me a copy too! Please," Zhang Yuze said to Qiu Zhenhua with an extremely perverted smile on his face.

Wang Kaijun, Qiu Zhenhua, Lin Kunhong: "..."

After Zhang Yuze finished showering and came out, he heard the three wolves talking excitedly about something. He smiled and asked them, "What are you guys talking about? You seem really excited!"

"Boss, this is related to you!" Qiu Zhenhua said to Zhang Yuze with an extremely ambiguous smile.

Zhang Yuze was immediately curious. He couldn't imagine what could be related to him. Looking at the extremely perverted smiles on their faces, Zhang Yuze felt a chill and asked them hesitantly, "Related to me? What? Don't tell me it's another scandal about me?"